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Best winter ever for this kid? You can build this product right in your own front yard for the low price of free! Before climbing upon the Imperial Walker, you must first recite a pledge that Star Wars Episode 2, The Empire Strikes Back was the best Star Wars movie ever.
It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...
Everyone loves fruitcake! Wait, NOBODY likes fruitcake! Why this product then? We don't know, it just makes good, fun, sense. Also it should last just about as long as a real fruitcake, i.e. centuries.
What do you think of when you think of Pandas? Well Warcraft, Monks and beer of course! So put on your very own Pandaren Brewmasters T-shirt, break out your best Party Rock Anthem dance and represent, yo!
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
Get a permanent symbol of your love with these matching waveform rings. It's a visual wavelength representation of you and your loved one saying "I do"! You can get silver, gold, palladium or platinum.
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
A revolutionary beer holder: the double wall helps insulate the beer, keeping it away from the heat of your hand. Also prevents condensation which makes your beer taste 250% better!* (*Does not actually affect the taste of the beer.)
With these slippers you can quite literally be the walking dead! (Insert groans for a horrible joke here.) But seriously, these things are ultra cute. What is cutter than some fuzzy, plush slippers representing dismembered, bloody heads that crave human flesh?
Are you feeling too aware and overburdened with the freedom of choice? Then try Brain Slug®! Great for a Halloween costume: just slap it on, put on a vapid, glassy-eyed look, and speak monotonously. This 'lil guy will live comfortable as a parasite on your head for as long as you as you have the brains to feed it.
Play the Cut The Rope app in real life! Keep 'lil Om Nom safe from spiders and spikes and GET HIM THAT CANDY! All the joy of the app but can be played during post-Hurricane power outages or after the zombie apocalypse.
Most of us take our phones everywhere we go, so why carry around an extra bottle opener? You can have one ALWAYS at the ready and be the cool person to help everyone out. Also, the app can play a sound when opening a bottle.
This toy is completely powered by salt water! It comes with magnesium sheets which, when mixed with salt water, can power the car for 5-7 hours. Maybe someday cars can be powered by tears and we can actually harness sadness for energy!
This lamp will dynamically adjust to almost any color you put it against! It has a color-sensing optical device and a bunch of LEDs in it to match almost any color. Or you can cycle through default colors. Spiffy!
You know him from the game "Cut the Rope" and you love his tooth-less grin! Well now you can have your very own Om Nom plushy! This adorable, candy-eating character's cuteness is so sweet, it's sickening! (And remember kids, brush your teeth after eating all your candy.. Nom, nom, nom!)
Show which side you support this election season. What-do-ya-mean the election is over?? <\sigh> "Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and soon the fall of the rebellion."
Monopoly: World of Warcraft brings the world of Azeroth to your kitchen table. Slap on your coolest looking gear (don't forget the set bonus!), grab a Darkmoon Special Reserve and prepare for the adventure of a virtual life-time. And remember, Time is Money Friend!
Juice up your accessories with this 200-watt coffee cup power inverter! Charge up to two items at once with the 120 colt AC outlet. Also has a bonus USB charging port. Charge up laptops, iPads, iPhones, Android phones - you name it!
When your pizza isn't sliced properly you can now "Give 'er all she's got" with this Star Trek Pizza Cutter! Officially licensed model of the original Enterprise NCC-1701. Boldy go where no pizza has gone before. We'll stop with the bad references.