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Dexter fans, you can get these coasters that look like the slides that Dexter collects. They even come in the wooden box that looks just like the real thing!
These stones can keep a beverage cold without water it down! Just freeze the stones and slap them in your drink. Great for whiskey, scotch or other alcoholic beverage but work for anything!
Severed Wampa Arm ice scraper from Star Wars! Every time you scrape your windshield this winter you can pretend you're part Wampa...or that you kept a souvenir from hanging out in a cave with one.
Have a blast with these shotgun shell shot glasses. They're bound to inject some more fun into any party. Just make sure you're not drinking with Dick Cheney.
Best winter ever for this kid? You can build this product right in your own front yard for the low price of free! Before climbing upon the Imperial Walker, you must first recite a pledge that Star Wars Episode 2, The Empire Strikes Back was the best Star Wars movie ever.
Shoot a ball of air at someone up to 50 feet away! Mess up coworkers hair or otherwise annoy people. Also has a laser dot sight to make them feel REALLY nervous. (Uses 2 AAA batteries)
It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...
This cool bowl is actually blown glass that looks like an unzipped Ziploc bag! Great for candy, nuts, or other party food to leave around and make people smile.
Everyone loves fruitcake! Wait, NOBODY likes fruitcake! Why this product then? We don't know, it just makes good, fun, sense. Also it should last just about as long as a real fruitcake, i.e. centuries.
What do you think of when you think of Pandas? Well Warcraft, Monks and beer of course! So put on your very own Pandaren Brewmasters T-shirt, break out your best Party Rock Anthem dance and represent, yo!
Get that person a mustacheI In their beverage! Makes up to 8 consumable mustaches. Can be used to make ice cube or chocolate 'staches. Turn yourself into a sir with a classy mustachiod beverage!
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
Get a permanent symbol of your love with these matching waveform rings. It's a visual wavelength representation of you and your loved one saying "I do"! You can get silver, gold, palladium or platinum.
Take your old 8-bit NES and 16-bit SNES games wherever you go! Play them against another player, hook it up to the big screen, and play for up to 8 hours on a single charge. Old school games FTW!
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
Give your kid a bit more class. Or better yet, randomly give a mustache pacifier to someone else's kid so they can look like a sir. Does not pacify unruly mustaches.
A revolutionary beer holder: the double wall helps insulate the beer, keeping it away from the heat of your hand. Also prevents condensation which makes your beer taste 250% better!* (*Does not actually affect the taste of the beer.)
With these slippers you can quite literally be the walking dead! (Insert groans for a horrible joke here.) But seriously, these things are ultra cute. What is cutter than some fuzzy, plush slippers representing dismembered, bloody heads that crave human flesh?
Are you feeling too aware and overburdened with the freedom of choice? Then try Brain Slug®! Great for a Halloween costume: just slap it on, put on a vapid, glassy-eyed look, and speak monotonously. This 'lil guy will live comfortable as a parasite on your head for as long as you as you have the brains to feed it.
This ninja mug has been known to bestow ninja powers upon people. If people can't see you after drinking from it, it's either working or you're finally going crazy. Maybe both.
Play the Cut The Rope app in real life! Keep 'lil Om Nom safe from spiders and spikes and GET HIM THAT CANDY! All the joy of the app but can be played during post-Hurricane power outages or after the zombie apocalypse.
Most of us take our phones everywhere we go, so why carry around an extra bottle opener? You can have one ALWAYS at the ready and be the cool person to help everyone out. Also, the app can play a sound when opening a bottle.
This world will wear on the most positive soul and your aura may get damaged. So spritz away the negativity with this Aura Cleanser! Great for all body types. (*Will not eliminate most Phaetons!)
We know lots of dogs love to drink from the toilet bowl anyway; why not give them what they want AND keep them out of the toilet!? Takes a 2-liter bottle and gravity feeds water into the dog bowl.
This toy is completely powered by salt water! It comes with magnesium sheets which, when mixed with salt water, can power the car for 5-7 hours. Maybe someday cars can be powered by tears and we can actually harness sadness for energy!
From Shel Silverstein's book, "The Giving Tree" and made for the 13" Macbook. Made of 3M removable vinyl and will last 7 years. Different colors are available.
Your kids should have every advantage; after all being a geek lets you rule the world once you're a grown-up, right? Well, maybe not, but at least it's a good head start!
This lamp will dynamically adjust to almost any color you put it against! It has a color-sensing optical device and a bunch of LEDs in it to match almost any color. Or you can cycle through default colors. Spiffy!
You know him from the game "Cut the Rope" and you love his tooth-less grin! Well now you can have your very own Om Nom plushy! This adorable, candy-eating character's cuteness is so sweet, it's sickening! (And remember kids, brush your teeth after eating all your candy.. Nom, nom, nom!)
It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!
It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.
I mustache you a question; isn't life better with mustaches? Wear them, then eat them. They cut on one side and the other side can be used as a stamp to get a nice, mustache design on the cookie.
Show which side you support this election season. What-do-ya-mean the election is over?? <\sigh> "Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and soon the fall of the rebellion."
Monopoly: World of Warcraft brings the world of Azeroth to your kitchen table. Slap on your coolest looking gear (don't forget the set bonus!), grab a Darkmoon Special Reserve and prepare for the adventure of a virtual life-time. And remember, Time is Money Friend!
Juice up your accessories with this 200-watt coffee cup power inverter! Charge up to two items at once with the 120 colt AC outlet. Also has a bonus USB charging port. Charge up laptops, iPads, iPhones, Android phones - you name it!
When your pizza isn't sliced properly you can now "Give 'er all she's got" with this Star Trek Pizza Cutter! Officially licensed model of the original Enterprise NCC-1701. Boldy go where no pizza has gone before. We'll stop with the bad references.