Hanging Closet Dress Safe

Hanging Closet Dress Safe
Who would think to look in your clothing for your valuables? Hiding things in plain sight is a good (and cheap) way to go.
$9.99
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Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
$7.94
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Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game
Makes the boring, classic tic tac toe game a lot more fun. And a lot more challenging after the first game!
$10.25
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Skull Face Buff

Skull Face Buff
An awesome skull face buff, made of comfortable, expandable fabric. Pretend like you're playing Call of Duty: Ghosts.
$0.98
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Plate Dip Clips

Plate Dip Clips
Dip/sauce clips that clip onto your plate. You get a set of 4 clips that are awesome for chip dip, salsa, guacamole, hot sauce, bleu cheese, or whatever else your little taste buds desire.
$7.89
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Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds
Bake cupcakes (or muffins) with that muffin top look. They're not fat cupcakes (or muffins), they're fluffy.
$9.00
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Giant LEGO Storage Blocks

Giant LEGO Storage Blocks
Really cool storage system for your LEGO blocks or whatever else you desire! Use it to store your LEGOs, Mega Blocks, Duplo bricks (do people use those?) or empty out your junk drawer into them!
$35.26
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Magnetic Bake Any Shape Ribbon

Magnetic Bake Any Shape Ribbon
Design your own baking shape molds! This ribbon has magnets at the bottom so you can bake things in almost any shape.
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Sunscreen Flask

Sunscreen Flask
The best way to smuggle booze is hidden in plain sight. Trust us, we know. That why this sunscreen flask is perfect - even for football games, other sporting events or outdoor concerts.
$12.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Zombie Coffee Mug

Zombie Coffee Mug
The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs.
$14.25
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Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Bear Hands Oven Mitts
They're better than using your bare hands... har har har! But seriously, these are cute, fun oven mitts guaranteed to crack some smiles.
$15.60
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Checkers Shot Glass Bar Game Set

Checkers Shot Glass Bar Game Set
Now this is a checkers game we can get behind. The old fashioned version of checkers is just so... old fashioned. This way ramps up the difficulty level a little bit.
$23.05
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Skull Shot Glass

Skull Shot Glass
Gorgeous shot glasses, a set of 4 made out of real glass. Thick, sturdy and awesome for your favorite poison!
$7.99
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Zombie Cereal Bowl

Zombie Cereal Bowl
It's about damn time we turned the tables on the zombies... let's eat their brains for a change!
$7.79
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Quaffer - Shot Glasses With Chaser

Quaffer - Shot Glasses With Chaser
Holds your favorite chaser on the bottom and shot on top! Great for Jager bombs, Rum and Coke, RumChata and Jack Daniels Fire, or whatever your little heart desires.
$9.98
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Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt
Looking for an alternative to the ugly Christmas sweater? Then this might just be the shirt for you. It's your no muss, no fuss, fun Christmas t-shirt!
$14.95
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Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

With Christmas right around the corner, don't forget to dress the part with the most illogical Santa hat you'll ever see. Please, don't be a red shirt - Get your Science blue hat with Spock hairline, pointy ears and Starfleet insignia before it's too late!

$19.99
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Santa Beard Beanie

Santa Beard Beanie
A beanie hat that also wraps around your chin, giving you a white Santa beard - and keeping you warm!
$38.00
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Cheap Santa Claus Suit

Cheap Santa Claus Suit
A more or less disposable Santa suit/costume that will do the job for a day. Great for wearing to that office Christmas party or bar crawl.
$10.30
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Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
$5.77
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Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug

Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug
An 8-Bit mug like the pipes in Super Mario Bros.! We're not sure if this leads to an underground level or has a plant in it though.
$12.99
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Sex Panther Cologne

Sex Panther Cologne
Yes this is real! And as we know, 60% of the time, it works every time. Slap it on and women will be unable to resist you. Same goes for wild animals.
$36.00
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Toddler Ewok Costume

Toddler Ewok Costume
OMG SUPERCUTENESS ACTIVATED! Brown shirt + bear costume = awesomely cute Star Wars Ewok costume!
$19.92
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Don't Even Ask Wine Glass

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
$12.00
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Exploding Golf Ball

Exploding Golf Ball
A golf ball that explodes into a blast of white powder on impact - a great gag to slip past your golf buddies (and on the cheap, too).
$3.77
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Lil' Reds - Red Solo Cup Shot Glasses

Lil' Reds - Red Solo Cup Shot Glasses
A set of 20 red Solo Cup shot glass cups! Perfect for just about any celebration or reason to drink.
$2.99
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Holy Toast Bread Stamper

Holy Toast Bread Stamper
A stamper to make your own miracle (wonder?) bread! Just press down and toast - the miraculous image is revealed after toasting!
$4.17
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Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutters

Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutters
Cookie cutters in a unique shape and design - great for Halloween, Day of the Dead, or just whatever occasion strikes your (slightly evil) fancy!
$7.49
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Spherical Ice Cube Mold

Spherical Ice Cube Mold
This pays for itself for years to come. We love making a bunch of spherical ice cubes for our drinks. Ok, they're mainly for rum & cokes or other alcoholic drinks. But they feel SO much classier and cool than "regular" ice cubes."
$7.30
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Dipr Oreo Cookie Dunking Spoon

Dipr Oreo Cookie Dunking Spoon
There's no wrong way to eat an Oreo, but this Oreo dunking spoon will help you keeps your fingers dry! Just hook the Oreo with this spoon and dunk it in - easy peasy and pretty cool.
$3.99
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Beer Mitt

Beer Mitt
Keeps your hands warm and your beer cold! Perfect for outdoor parties, tailgating, bonfires, camping - anything where you'll be drinking outside.
$29.99
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Iron Man Macbook Decal

Iron Man Macbook Decal

I am Iron Man.... and you can be Iron Man now too! Just hopefully not the alcoholic, dark and bitter 80s version of Tony Stark. Great for 13" Macbooks.

$8.88
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Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Darth Vader Macbook Decal
I find your lack of notebook modification disturbing. Change that with this decal of Darth Vader (the good version, before, er AFTER, the prequels). Fits on most Macbooks.
$12.99
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Switchblade Pocket Comb

Switchblade Pocket Comb
The most badass of the pocket comb family, except perhaps for the butterfly knife variety. Great for greasers, also great if you want to threaten your friends and then make them look more stylish.
$4.98
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Beer Saver Bottle Caps

Beer Saver Bottle Caps
Silicone bottle caps that keep your beer fresh after being opened. Sometimes you crack one open and then realize later that you can't finish it. We know, it's ever so rare, but at least these let you savor your expensive craft beer!
$6.99
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Apple Macbook Sticker: Snow White Geek

Apple Macbook Sticker: Snow White Geek
The poison apple? Perhaps Disney will buy Apple and be their poison Apple... In any case, geek up your Macbook with this cool vinyl sticker!  Best with 13"  Macbooks. 
$4.95
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Deathly Hallows Sticker

Deathly Hallows Sticker
Show your love for the world of Harry Potter with this Deathly Hallows sticker! This is a long-lasting vinyl sticker that will work and look great on your car.
 
$2.49
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Banana Slicer

Banana Slicer

Who has time to slice a whole banana!? In this hectic, workaday world, we've got to free up all the time we can! But seriously, this banana slicer *is* rather handy, and inexpensive at that.

$2.05
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Batman Batarang Knife

Batman Batarang Knife
A double-bladed, folding knife in the shape of the Batarang from the Chris Nolan Dark Knight movies. A great price for a functional and useful yet cool Batman item!
$9.65
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Macbook Superman Sticker

Macbook Superman Sticker

Transform from Clark Kent to The Man of Steel. Apple Man? Perhaps his super power is the ability to make some of the coolest products around. For the Macbook 13".

$1.89
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Star Wars Rebel Alliance Decal

Star Wars Rebel Alliance Decal
Join the Rebel Alliance with this car decal. Works for outdoor use or slap it on your laptop, guitar, skateboard, locker, etc. 
$1.24
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Beer Briefcase

Beer Briefcase
Look professional and always be ready for a party. Haul around your favorite 6 beers in style. Now that's the way to tote a 6-pack around!
$39.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Krull Glaive - Fantasy Curved Knife

Krull Glaive - Fantasy Curved Knife
Very very cool glaive from the 80s movie Krull. We loved this movie - it was great for its time and was very special. It has 5 blades that fold up. Looks awesome both with knives extended and folded!
$7.49
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Samurai Sword Kitchen Knife Set

Samurai Sword Kitchen Knife Set
Embrace your inner samurai with these kitchen swords. Er, knives. So much fun, you'll goof around in the kitchen and possibly cut yourself! Especially if you recreate the famous old school "Samurai Delicatessen" skit from SNL!
$59.28
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Personal Digital Breathalyzer

Personal Digital Breathalyzer
A personal breathalyzer that can show you your blood alcohol content (or BAC). Keep it handy and make sure you're safe to drive at any time! And save $10,000 in DUI costs. Eek!
$99.25
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Pumpkin Tap Kit

Pumpkin Tap Kit
Make your very own pumpkin keg by sticking a tap in it! Serve beer or mixed drinks out of it, or maybe some cider.
$73.85
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Chewbacca Slippers

Chewbacca Slippers
Fuzzy, warm, geeky and awesome. What more could you want in a pair of slippers!?
$23.99
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Smartrax S5 Airboard

Smartrax S5 Airboard
A smooth riding "airboard" you control with your feet. Sorta like a Segway, but cooler looking and more dangerous?
$919.00
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Chalkboard Coffee Mug

Chalkboard Coffee Mug
Personalize your mug! You have a blank slate for drawings, messages and pick-me-ups. Draw whatever you want on it!
$12.58
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Batman Car Seat

Batman Car Seat
Let your kid be the Batman. This car booster seat will make them feel like the Dark Knight himself!
$178.51
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Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's the Mustachifier! Your baby won't know any different... at least we don't think so. In any case, it's a classy old west style mustache.
$9.99
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Underchair Cat Hammock

Underchair Cat Hammock
A cat hammock that fits under virtually any chair - reclaim wasted space underneath your chair and eliminate clutter!
$29.00
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Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt

Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt
Dog lovers, this one is for you! My aunt wears a "Crazy Dog Lady" hoodie. Well, you might not want to go that far and label yourself crazy and yet still love dogs. If so, maybe this shirt if for you!

 

$9.99
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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A horse head squirrel feeder! Fun for everyone, including the squirrels. It's a hanging feeder you can suspend from the ground so that the squirrels can stick their heads up into it.
$19.98
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Bookmark Thumb Holder

Bookmark Thumb Holder
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
$5.23
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Mustache Party Picks

Mustache Party Picks
Make your next party classy and mustachy. (Is that a word?) Spice up your h'ordeuvres (or horse doovers as we like to say) with these party picks.
$8.95
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Bumper Sticker Maker

Bumper Sticker Maker
Your very own bumper sticker maker! Prints out your own designs that you can slap on a car or sell. Hell, you could start a little garage business and make some money on the side.
$999.00
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