Star Wars Chewbacca Hoodie

Star Wars Chewbacca Hoodie
You can be the ultimate Wookie sidekick in this furry Chewbacca hoodie. Complete with bandolier, this sucker is a soft as it looks. Go ahead and laugh it up, Fuzzball!
$59.95
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Sub-Zero Macbook Sticker

Sub-Zero Macbook Sticker
The awesome ninja from Mortal Kombat can now reside on your Macbook and send hit freeze blast at your enemies. You never know, he might even perform his spine rip fatality!
$6.99
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Portal 2 Replica Portal Gun

Portal 2 Replica Portal Gun

Portal 2 Gun awesomesauce! Does not actually shoot blue or orange and create portals, sadly. The cost is just too prohibitive right now for that kind of technology to filter down to the common person. Maybe in a couple of decades they'll be down under a couple million. Start saving up!

$59.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Star Wars Boba Fett Hoodie

Star Wars Boba Fett Hoodie
Now you can be the Fett-man! It's not quite Mandalorian combat armor, but it'll do - and it looks plain awesome. Gear up to look like the best bounty hunter in the galaxy!
$57.55
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Treadmill Rock Wall

Treadmill Rock Wall
For the rock climber who wants a wall in their own home. Just keep climbing and you're never more and a couple feet off the floor!
$9,950.00
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Majestic Rainbow Unicorn T-Shirt

Majestic Rainbow Unicorn T-Shirt
Behold the majestic steed known as the unicorn, replete in all its splendor. All who behold you wearing this glorious T-shirt will weep at the sheer beauty of it. You will be crowned King (and/or Queen) of All Existence....
$13.95
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Retro iPhone Rotary Phone

Retro iPhone Rotary Phone
Plug your iPhone right into this to get retro design with modern technology. Don't like the speed at which you can dial? Well, slow it down with a rotary dial!
$91.77
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Water Sports Park

Water Sports Park
A huge water park of your own, for up to 60 people at once! Great for people with their own pond and just under $80,000 in disposable income. Still, it's nice to dream this would be the coolest thing for a kid (or grown up kid) to have in their backyard.
$80,000.00
Via wibitsports.com

Mustache Bandages

Mustache Bandages
It's all about the mustache. It gives a certain air of dignity and classiness that you just can't get with any other sort of facial hair shape. And with these bandages, hey: insta-stache!
 
$6.39
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Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters
Let your friends and family know the perils of hanging out at your place. Has 8 different Portal 2 warning signs like, "Watch out for falling cubes", "Careful, if you fall in the water, you'll be electrocuted" and more useful safety tips!
$16.08
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The Joker Macbook Decal

The Joker Macbook Decal

Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face! This Joker decal will make your Macbook really stand out in the crowd - So dress it up and have a little fun, would ya?

$7.95
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8-Bitty Retro Wireless Controller

8-Bitty Retro Wireless Controller
An amazing retro-style controller that lets you play in ye olde fashion on your iPad/iPod/Android devices! 
$29.99
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Bloody Shower Curtain

Bloody Shower Curtain
It's a bloody good time! Eh, sorry, we got nothing on this one. Nothing funny at least. But this is a cool product if you like to freak out your guests! Goes along great with a bloody bath mat and bath towel.
 
$17.40
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LOTR, One Ring of Power Pendant

LOTR, One Ring of Power Pendant

"One Ring to Rule Them All, One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to.."  blah, blah, blah... You know the saying and you love the movie, so get your Frodo One Ring pendant and remember.. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

$49.95
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Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!

$9.07
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Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.

$6.94
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Homer Simpson Macbook Decal

Homer Simpson Macbook Decal
Mmm...donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Homer cannot resist them like you cannot resist this Macbook decal! Made for any size Macbook.
$0.99
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Dexter Blood Slide Coasters

Dexter Blood Slide Coasters
Dexter fans, you can get these coasters that look like the slides that Dexter collects. They even come in the wooden box that looks just like the real thing!
$59.95
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OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board
For the person who loves to cook and is OCD about it. All sorts of angles, measurements and proportions to please the most obsessive/compulsive of us!
 
$30.20
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Whiskey Stones/Scotch Rocks

Whiskey Stones/Scotch Rocks
These stones can keep a beverage cold without water it down! Just freeze the stones and slap them in your drink. Great for whiskey, scotch or other alcoholic beverage but work for anything!
$14.95
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Star Wars Wampa Arm Ice Scraper

Star Wars Wampa Arm Ice Scraper

Severed Wampa Arm ice scraper from Star Wars! Every time you scrape your windshield this winter you can pretend you're part Wampa...or that you kept a souvenir from hanging out in a cave with one.

$24.99
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Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses

Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses
Have a blast with these shotgun shell shot glasses. They're bound to inject some more fun into any party. Just make sure you're not drinking with Dick Cheney.
$14.49
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Pizza Cutter Power Saw

Pizza Cutter Power Saw
Cut pizza like a boss (like a bauwss!) with this pizza cutter shaped in the form of a hand saw. 
 
$11.97
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Good Morning Coffee Mug

Good Morning Coffee Mug

This coffee mug "wakes up" with you - when a hot beverage fills the mug, it transforms from a sleeping face to a happy, wide awake face!

$19.96
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Snow Imperial Walker AT-AT

Snow Imperial Walker AT-AT
Best winter ever for this kid? You can build this product right in your own front yard for the low price of free! Before climbing upon the Imperial Walker, you must first recite a pledge that Star Wars Episode 2, The Empire Strikes Back was the best Star Wars movie ever.
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Smiley Face Belt Buckle

Smiley Face Belt Buckle
Cheer up, buttercup. Why so glum, chum? This belt buckle is sure to elicit smiles from people, as well as cheer you up on a bad day. 
$9.85
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Airzooka Air Gun

Airzooka Air Gun

Shoot a ball of air at someone up to 50 feet away! Mess up coworkers hair or otherwise annoy people. Also has a laser dot sight to make them feel REALLY nervous. (Uses 2 AAA batteries)

$20.01
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Toilet Coffee Mug

Toilet Coffee Mug

It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...

$8.13
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Vinyl Record Coasters

Vinyl Record Coasters

Oh em gee - coasters that look like records! Great for your hipster friend or anyone that like retro music. Pack of 4 record coasters. 

 
$11.85
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Unzipped Glass "Bag"

Unzipped Glass "Bag"
This cool bowl is actually blown glass that looks like an unzipped Ziploc bag! Great for candy, nuts, or other party food to leave around and make people smile. 
$17.73
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Inflatable Fruitcake

Inflatable Fruitcake
Everyone loves fruitcake! Wait, NOBODY likes fruitcake! Why this product then? We don't know, it just makes good, fun, sense. Also it should last just about as long as a real fruitcake, i.e. centuries.
$10.80
Via amazon.com

World Of Warcraft Pandaren T-Shirt

World Of Warcraft Pandaren T-Shirt

What do you think of when you think of Pandas? Well Warcraft, Monks and beer of course! So put on your very own Pandaren Brewmasters T-shirt, break out your best Party Rock Anthem dance and represent, yo!

$20.50
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Magical Unicorn Meat

Magical Unicorn Meat
Magical Unicorn meat - in a can! Now you don't have to spend months hunting and preparing the elusive unicorn. Great for meat eaters and vegans alike.
$11.66
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Mustache Ice Cube tray

Mustache Ice Cube tray

Get that person a mustacheI In their beverage! Makes up to 8 consumable mustaches. Can be used to make ice cube or chocolate 'staches. Turn yourself into a sir with a classy mustachiod beverage!

$8.90
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Crafting With Cat Hair

Crafting With Cat Hair
Yes, this is real. A crafting book for doing things with...cat hair. Hey, we're not gonna judge.
$10.17
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Zombie Army Men

Zombie Army Men
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
$7.39
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Waveform Wedding Ring

Waveform Wedding Ring

Get a permanent symbol of your love with these matching waveform rings. It's a visual wavelength representation of you and your loved one saying "I do"! You can get silver, gold, palladium or platinum.

$560.00
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Portable SNES/NES Gaming System

Portable SNES/NES Gaming System
Take your old 8-bit NES and 16-bit SNES games wherever you go! Play them against another player, hook it up to the big screen, and play for up to 8 hours on a single charge. Old school games FTW!
$85.89
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Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
$10.94
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Yodeling Pickle!

Yodeling Pickle!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
$11.30
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Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier

Give your kid a bit more class. Or better yet, randomly give a mustache pacifier to someone else's kid so they can look like a sir. Does not pacify unruly mustaches.

$9.85
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Double Walled Beer Glass

Double Walled Beer Glass
A revolutionary beer holder: the double wall helps insulate the beer, keeping it away from the heat of your hand. Also prevents condensation which makes your beer taste 250% better!* (*Does not actually affect the taste of the beer.)
$9.99
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Zombie Plush Slippers

Zombie Plush Slippers
With these slippers you can quite literally be the walking dead! (Insert groans for a horrible joke here.) But seriously, these things are ultra cute. What is cutter than some fuzzy, plush slippers representing dismembered, bloody heads that crave human flesh?
$19.78
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Brain Slug Headband

Brain Slug Headband
Are you feeling too aware and overburdened with the freedom of choice? Then try Brain Slug®! Great for a Halloween costume: just slap it on, put on a vapid, glassy-eyed look, and speak monotonously. This 'lil guy will live comfortable as a parasite on your head for as long as you as you have the brains to feed it.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug

This ninja mug has been known to bestow ninja powers upon people. If people can't see you after drinking from it, it's either working or you're finally going crazy. Maybe both.

$9.64
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Cut The Rope Game

Cut The Rope Game
Play the Cut The Rope app in real life! Keep 'lil Om Nom safe from spiders and spikes and GET HIM THAT CANDY! All the joy of the app but can be played during post-Hurricane power outages or after the zombie apocalypse.
$9.99
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Bottle Opener iPhone Case

Bottle Opener iPhone Case

Most of us take our phones everywhere we go, so why carry around an extra bottle opener? You can have one ALWAYS at the ready and be the cool person to help everyone out. Also, the app can play a sound when opening a bottle.

$9.71
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Aura Cleanser

Aura Cleanser

This world will wear on the most positive soul and your aura may get damaged. So spritz away the negativity with this Aura Cleanser! Great for all body types. (*Will not eliminate most Phaetons!)

$12.95
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Dog Toilet Water Bowl

Dog Toilet Water Bowl

We know lots of dogs love to drink from the toilet bowl anyway; why not give them what they want AND keep them out of the toilet!? Takes a 2-liter bottle and gravity feeds water into the dog bowl.

$29.99
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Salt Water-Fueled Car

Salt Water-Fueled Car

This toy is completely powered by salt water! It comes with magnesium sheets which, when mixed with salt water, can power the car for 5-7 hours. Maybe someday cars can be powered by tears and we can actually harness sadness for energy!

$4.45
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Macbook Giving Tree Decal

Macbook Giving Tree Decal

From Shel Silverstein's book, "The Giving Tree" and made for the 13" Macbook. Made of 3M removable vinyl and will last 7 years. Different colors are available.

$1.89
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Periodic Table Building Blocks

Periodic Table Building Blocks

Your kids should have every advantage; after all being a geek lets you rule the world once you're a grown-up, right? Well, maybe not, but at least it's a good head start!

$39.95
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Chameleon Lamp

Chameleon Lamp

This lamp will dynamically adjust to almost any color you put it against! It has a color-sensing optical device and a bunch of LEDs in it to match almost any color. Or you can cycle through default colors. Spiffy!

 
$23.95
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Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

You know him from the game "Cut the Rope" and you love his tooth-less grin! Well now you can have your very own Om Nom plushy! This adorable, candy-eating character's cuteness is so sweet, it's sickening! (And remember kids, brush your teeth after eating all your candy.. Nom, nom, nom!)

$8.15
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Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!

$5.88
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A&W Root Beer Can Safe

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.

$7.95
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Mustache Cookie Cutters

Mustache Cookie Cutters

I mustache you a question; isn't life better with mustaches? Wear them, then eat them. They cut on one side and the other side can be used as a stamp to get a nice, mustache design on the cookie.

$10.99
Via amazon.com

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