If you're familiar with its predecessor, the Magic 8 Ball, then you'll love the Sarcastic Ball! This 4" dia ball will help you answer all the important questions in life while providing all the snarky cynicism that you can handle. Yeah, right! What-ever!
You become a huge, plastic bowling ball and run up and knock the pins down. It's simple, awesome fun. The product description says it's for ages 5-12, but who are they kidding? If an adult shells out the $4500 for this crazy thing, they're going to want to try it!
This is what makes time travel possible; the Flux Capacitor is the crucial component of the Back To The Future time machine, aka the awesome DeLorean! One of the best-known props from the trilogy and sports authentic-looking lighting effects.
This tray makes companion ice cubes so you'll never be alone again! It is certainly a triumph of science. Could also make chocolate if you so desired.
These ice cubes will not burn very easily. Technically these ice cubes are only companion cube-shaped on 5 sides. So you get one flat side. Science hasn't quite figured out how to make a perfect Portal 2 companion ice cube just yet, but maybe someday soon.
The Hotel De Glace outside of Québec City is rebuilt every winter; it's a hotel with 36 rooms you can stay in with a chapel, ice bar and bathrooms. It takes over 500 tons of ice and 15000 tons of snow to make the structure.
Portal 2 Gun awesomesauce! Does not actually shoot blue or orange and create portals, sadly. The cost is just too prohibitive right now for that kind of technology to filter down to the common person. Maybe in a couple of decades they'll be down under a couple million. Start saving up!
Behold the majestic steed known as the unicorn, replete in all its splendor. All who behold you wearing this glorious T-shirt will weep at the sheer beauty of it. You will be crowned King (and/or Queen) of All Existence....
A huge water park of your own, for up to 60 people at once! Great for people with their own pond and just under $80,000 in disposable income. Still, it's nice to dream this would be the coolest thing for a kid (or grown up kid) to have in their backyard.
Let your friends and family know the perils of hanging out at your place. Has 8 different Portal 2 warning signs like, "Watch out for falling cubes", "Careful, if you fall in the water, you'll be electrocuted" and more useful safety tips!
It's a bloody good time! Eh, sorry, we got nothing on this one. Nothing funny at least. But this is a cool product if you like to freak out your guests! Goes along great with a bloody bath mat and bath towel.
"One Ring to Rule Them All, One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to.." blah, blah, blah... You know the saying and you love the movie, so get your Frodo One Ring pendant and remember.. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.
Best winter ever for this kid? You can build this product right in your own front yard for the low price of free! Before climbing upon the Imperial Walker, you must first recite a pledge that Star Wars Episode 2, The Empire Strikes Back was the best Star Wars movie ever.
It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...
Everyone loves fruitcake! Wait, NOBODY likes fruitcake! Why this product then? We don't know, it just makes good, fun, sense. Also it should last just about as long as a real fruitcake, i.e. centuries.
What do you think of when you think of Pandas? Well Warcraft, Monks and beer of course! So put on your very own Pandaren Brewmasters T-shirt, break out your best Party Rock Anthem dance and represent, yo!
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
Get a permanent symbol of your love with these matching waveform rings. It's a visual wavelength representation of you and your loved one saying "I do"! You can get silver, gold, palladium or platinum.