Aliens Chestburster Plush Toy

Aliens Chestburster Plush Toy
An official 1:1 scale version of the original Alien baby in it's nymph stage. It's 48" in length and has a wire in it that lets you pose the cute little cuddlykins in various positions. Ain't she sweet.
$29.99
Via jdoqocy.com

Life-Size Veliciraptor Statue

Life-Size Veliciraptor Statue
This is real. A real 1:1 scale statue of a velociraptor. If you can afford it, it's great for home defense, scaring neighbors, pranking people and just generally adding a whole lot of awesomeness to your house.
$2,195.00
Via amazon.com

Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener

Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener
We don't really need to say much about this - for someone that likes beer and likes Minecraft, it's a no-brainer! It's a high-quality, metal, durable pickaxe bottle opener that'll help you crack open a thousands of beverages!
$22.90
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Cookie Cutters

Star Trek Cookie Cutters
A set of 5 Star Trek cookie cutters: symbols of the Federation and the Klingon Empire along with a phaser, the USS Enterprise itself and a Live Long and Prosper hand. Good for all sorts of geeky noms.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Survival Wallet

Survival Wallet
A very handy and basic pocket survival kit that's nice to be able to take about anywhere! Includes a kevlar cord, fish hooks, compass, magnets, small blade, signal mirror, card with survival tips and more.
$58.19
Via amazon.com

Pet Car Seat

Pet Car Seat
An awesome booster seat/car seat for your medium to small dog! Keeps your loved canine strapped in via the car seat so they don't go sliding around. It also keeps them up where they can see everything so they're not jumping up on your windows, getting slobber all over them.
$84.95
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Bike Cell Phone Bag

Bike Cell Phone Bag
A phone bag that fits on the center part of your bike. Will hold larger phones, i.e. Samsung Galaxy S II Epic or an iPhone in an Otterbox and even have room left over for an energy bar and a bottle of water. Also great for your keys, wallet & ID, inhaler, or whatever other little things you might need on a short bike trip.
$8.47
Via amazon.com

Hanging Cocoon Tent

Hanging Cocoon Tent

Hang in a cocoon suspended from the ground, your own private sanctuary that can replenish body and mind. Support up to 440 pounds with the included 13' nylon rope and steel carabiner.

$399.95
Via hammacher.com

Stick Family T-Rex Sticker

Stick Family T-Rex Sticker
For those with a different outlook - a unique way to decorate your car and scare soccer Moms as well! The T-Rex and family are made from high-quality vinyl and cut expertly.
$4.99
Via amazon.com

ADHD T-Shirt

ADHD T-Shirt
Rock out with your ADHD out! Flip the devil horns and start banging your head because you are awesome in spite of/because of your ADHD. And because your shirt is pretty bad-... oh look, a squirrel!
$6.00
Via anrdoezrs.net

Toilet Fish Bowl

Toilet Fish Bowl
A real, working aquarium that mounts on your toilet O.o Comes with almost everything you need to get fish on your shitter, all you need to add is water, gravel and fish! At least guys will have cool stuff to look at while they pee.
$171.50
Via jlryan.com

Chewbacca Messenger Bag

Chewbacca Messenger Bag
A Chewbacca-styled messenger bag that looks like Chewie's bandolier. Has an embossed Star Wars logo on the front and 2 interior sections with several pockets. Holds smaller notebooks like the 11" Macbook Air, tablets and the like. Totally vegan-freindly faux leather.
 
$89.99
Via dpbolvw.net

See-Through Bubble Tent

See-Through Bubble Tent
The ultimate in camping chic, the bubble tent keeps you protected from the elements but yet still a part of them. See everything while camping - why not!?
$620.00
Via bubbletree.fr

Kitchen Sink Faucet LED

Kitchen Sink Faucet LED
A cute and novel way to change the color of your water. It glows blue for cold or red for hot - a nice indicator for kids especially so they don't accidentally burn themselves.
$3.90
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Ball Returning Soccer Training Net

Ball Returning Soccer Training Net
For the price, an ideal training tool for the young and learning soccer player. One side returns the ball to you in the air, making the kicker control to trap and control the ball. The other side is flat, kicking the ball straight out after absorbing most of it's force.
 
$99.95
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Hot Tub Boat

Hot Tub Boat
The ultimate in relaxation on the go on the water. This moving hot tub up to 6 adults on a pleasure trip that a pilot can control from the aft joystick. The programmable thermostat can heat the water up to 104 degrees F. Even has a stereo with 2 50-watt speakers and FOUR ice chests!
 
Goes up to 5MPH, so you're not gonna be winning any races, but that's not the point.Foesn't need gas either - it's rechargable and can go for up to 10 hours. It's made of handcrafted African teak but a marine carpenter in Seattle. 
$42,000.00
Via hammacher.com

Backpack Cooler Chair

Backpack Cooler Chair
It's a cooler; it's chair; it's a backpack! Also works as a seat, has a pocket for a water bottle and another zippered pocket for storage and 2 cushioned straps. An awesome pack for tailgating, hiking, camping the beach or whatevs.
 
$48.00
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Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
Ok, so the 2000s and up haven't seen great career choices from Cage. Still, the memory of those horrible movies can be driven away by Cage's smiling face on your pillow.
$15.18
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Campfire Fishing Rod

Campfire Fishing Rod
Ok, time to toss aside the sharpened sticks or metal rods - the campfire fishing pole is here. Slap on a couple of hot dogs or up to 4 big marshmallow and get them in a great position right over the hottest part of the fire - with no risk to your or your kids hands. Awesome for making smores.
$29.95
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Red Cup Wine Glasses

Red Cup Wine Glasses
Nothing says class like these red cup wine glasses. Just like red Solo cups with with a nice handle so that you look all elegant. You can take the redneck out of the country but you can't can't the country out of the redneck.
 
$14.95
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Teatanic Tea Infuser

Teatanic Tea Infuser
This will sit in your tea and slowly infuse your hot water with the caffiene-laced goodness of the tea bag. Just fill the hull with tea leaves, place it in your tea cup and imagine the carnage back in the day!
$9.95
Via shareasale.com

Adult-Sized Big Wheel

Adult-Sized Big Wheel
Aw now THIS is what we're talking about! Why should we have to give up all the cool stuff about being a kid just because we have adult responsibilities? Get going fast and do an epic power slide you could only have imagined about as a kid! And you can even drink and drive on this ride!
 
$645.93
Via amazon.com

Cards Against Humanity Game

Cards Against Humanity Game
A great game while sober or drinking, as it's easy to play and yet the replay value is very high. Anyone can pick it up quickly as you just throw a card down - and there's no wrong answer.
$25.00
Via amazon.com

Survival Grenade

Survival Grenade
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
 
$18.99
Via rockys2v.com

Baby Carrying Sweater

Baby Carrying Sweater
Have your own little Kuato growing out of your body! Ok, it doesn't have to be for a mutant from Total Recall, it can work for a regular human and her baby as well. Cute, if a tad creepy.
 
$49.81
Via amazon.com

Golf Cart Hovercraft

Golf Cart Hovercraft
It'll greatly speed up your golf game and make people take notice. This isn't a joke - it's a real, functioning hovercraft! Gets up to 45MPH and 9" off the ground for plenty of clearance.
$58,000.00
Via hammacher.com

Spider-Man Cycling Suit

Spider-Man Cycling Suit
For the cycling Spidey fan, this suit will make people take notice and realize that there's a friendly neighborhood cyclist in the area. It may not grant you the powers that a radioactive spider would, but it'll make you look and feel the part of Spider-Man.
 
$120.46
Via amazon.com

Tetris Stackable LED Desk Lamp

Tetris Stackable LED Desk Lamp
Awesome: separate lights that are stackable just like in Tetris. The blocks  only light up when they're stacked, otherwise they stay off. Don't worry, a line won't disappear when you complete one.
 
$39.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Lightning McQueen Cars Sun Shade

Lightning McQueen Cars Sun Shade
Keeps your car cooler and looks cool too - and as a bonus any Cars fans will love it. You can make lots of kids days with this!
$26.99
Via amazon.com

Backpack Lounge Chair

Backpack Lounge Chair
A chair in a backpack, complete with headrest, drink holder, footrest and 4 adjustable positions! Comes in a steel frame that supports up to 250 pounds.
$44.99
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Binocular Flask

Binocular Flask
A pretty nice flask for sporting events, the beach, or even a bar. Hey, why not? No one would suspect a thing until they see you sipping from your binoculars.
$12.95
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Nintendo GameBoy Beach Towel

Nintendo GameBoy Beach Towel
GameBoy beach towel is perfect for the retro gamer who likes to be portable and get out to the beach sometimes. Let the world know that the GameBoy was the best handheld portable gaming unit evah!
 
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Doctor Who TARDIS Bath/Beach Towel

Doctor Who TARDIS Bath/Beach Towel
This towel is bigger on the inside. It may or may not open up into a huge room below the beach, but hey, it looks awesome.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Lego Building Brick Slippers

Lego Building Brick Slippers
While these Lego slippers might not stack on top of each other they certainly provide ample comfort and high-end geek fashion. They can also protect your feet from the awful pain of stepping on a Lego.
$24.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Portable Cocoon Hammock

Portable Cocoon Hammock
An awesome hammock for almost any activity, it doesn't give you the rope burns that traditional hammocks do. Wrap yourself and perhaps a special someone up in this cocoon that offers total comfort!
 
$49.95
Via amazon.com

Gravy Candy

Gravy Candy
Simply put, it's... er...gravy candy. Quite frankly we're not sure if it's a good thing but we're up for trying anything once!
 
$9.94
Via amazon.com

Light Up Ice Cubes

Light Up Ice Cubes
Freeze 'em and toss them in a drink. They'll sparkle and light up your drinks for hours. A pack of 12 LED ice cubes.
 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Wine Aerator Serve & Save

Wine Aerator Serve & Save
A really cool two-fer item: 1. It's a wine bottle saver that keeps wine from losing it's fizz 2. It aerates your wine as it serves it. Perfect for any wine lover!
 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Rubbee Electric Bike Motor

Rubbee Electric Bike Motor
A kickstarter project of an electric motor that attaches to your bike in seconds! You can switch between electric and pedal-powered with the flip of a switch.
 
$1,050.00
Via kickstarter.com

Inflatable Pool Sofa

Inflatable Pool Sofa
Lounge in the pool in complete comfort with this multi-person inflatable sofa! 
 
$122.34
Via amazon.com

Bamboo Drink Holders

Bamboo Drink Holders
Drink holders that are perfect for the beach! You may not drink a Corona with lime, but they'll work for any of your favorite drinks. 
 
$35.00
Via etsy.com

Dog Paw Wash Kit

Dog Paw Wash Kit
Washes your dog's paws and saves you the hassle of getting theminto a bathtub or getting a bucket of water. It's very handy and comes with a microfiber mitt to futher scrub some dirty dog feet clean!
 
$29.99
Via amazon.com

Sneaker Bag For Washer And Dryer

Sneaker Bag For Washer And Dryer
Toss the bag in the washer or attach the bag to the dryer door; both ways it keeps your dirty shoes separate from the other clothes as well as protects them from bouncing around in the dryer.
 
$4.87
Via amazon.com

Amphibious WaterCar

Amphibious WaterCar
This wondercar of the future will go on land or water. It has all the off-road capabilities of a jeep and then some! The places you can reach with vehicle are mind blogging.
$135,000.00
Via watercar.com

Organ Transport Lunch Bag

Organ Transport Lunch Bag
Excuse me sir, is there a kidney in your lunch bag? Not meant to transport actual human organs, but that's way too risky anyway. It will however hold a full lunch including drinks with no problem whatsoever. And it may get some additional odd looks as well. 
 
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Kush Perfume

Kush Perfume
Not a heavy handed scent, but a perfume that leaves the faint smell of kush weed. An excellent floral perfume that's sure to please any cannabis fans!
 
$29.00
Via amazon.com

Broom Cleaning Dustpan

Broom Cleaning Dustpan
The only dustpan you'll ever need. And why would anyone get excited about something as dull as a dustpan? Because this one has features not seen before...
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Portable Land Ship

Portable Land Ship
A portable land ship, great for sailing across large, flat surfaces powered only by the wind at up to 25 MPH! It breaks down into four 4' long bags that are easily stowed in a trunk.
 
$899.95
Via hammacher.com

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt
I am the eggman, I am the walrus. Koo-koo-cachoo indeed. Apparently the song was written by John Lennon on various acid trips, although of course later we got the clue that the walrus was Paul.
$6.00
Via 6dollarshirts.com

Prank Parking Tickets

Prank Parking Tickets
Looks like a parking ticket in a car window but upon closer inspection is fake. Great for practical jokes but also practical for letting them know they parked shittily.
$2.17
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Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups
These paper cups have 12 different animal noses and are truly fun for a wide variety of age groups (just so long as you're not uptight, but then what would you be doing here?). It comes in a pack of 24 and has 2 of each style.
$8.34
Via amazon.com

Sulu Excelsior Cologne

Sulu Excelsior Cologne
Oh myyyy.... This cologne looks and smells as magnificent as the original Star Trek character's actor, George Takei. For the swashbuckling sci-fi  fan that like a touch of class. Excelsior! (Wait, isn't that Stan Lee's saying?)
 
$38.99
Via amazon.com

iControlpad iPhone Game Controller

iControlpad iPhone Game Controller
iControlpad lets you play iCade games from your smartphone (iOS or Android) - works with almost every Bluetooth-enabled smartphone! Best of all it lets you play hundreds of games with analog sticks and buttons!
 
$52.49
Via thinkgeek.com

Kids Razor Electric Scooter

Kids Razor Electric Scooter
An electric-powered scooter for kids up to 120 pounds (or, we suppose little people, jockeys or hobbits as well). Reaches 10mph and can go for about 40 minutes on a single charge. 
 
$134.99
Via amazon.com

Spider-Man Tie Dye T-Shirt

Spider-Man Tie Dye T-Shirt
A new take on an old classic, the Spider Man logo on a tie dye t-shirt! Looks phenomenally cool as it's not printed but tye dyed with the Spider-Man pattern.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt

Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt
This T-shirt is the reminder of the ultimate decision maker and argument solver. Good old rock, paper scissors, man. Nothing beats it. Let's go, best 2 out of 3 wins.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles
Simply put, Tekno Bubbles lets you blow bubbles that light up under a blacklight! Super groovy, entrancing and a cheap way to cheer people up and add to a cool party.
$5.76
Via amazon.com

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