Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

Everyone knows that the Underpants Gnomes may strike at any moment, leaving you unequipped to properly walk about. Sure, going freestyle can be fun for a *little* while, but you need the comfort and security of underpants at all times. Be prepared!

$5.65
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80's Retro iPhone Case

80's Retro iPhone Case
Awww yeah, turns your slim and svelte iPhone into a brick phone from the 80s! Actually offers solid protection, just don't count on the antenna to do anything ;-)
$6.99
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The Meaning Of Time Clock

The Meaning Of Time Clock

A brilliant clock that's customizable to whatever you want to use as the hands! Sometimes the mose simple products are the most awesome.

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Apple iPhone 5 Maze Case

Apple iPhone 5 Maze Case
The Puregear Gamer Case is a really cool little maze, so even if you run out of juice you'll still have the old school analog maze game to keep you occupied!
$18.15
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"There's a dude in your toilet" sticker!

"There's a dude in your toilet" sticker!
A glow-in-the-dark sticker for your toilet. Awesome for general fun or pranks. With the lights off you just see the eyeballs on the toilet.
$2.95
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A Curiously Designed "UNT" Mug

A Curiously Designed "UNT" Mug
This mug has a curious selection of letters on it. UNT... whatever could that mean? Perhaps the mug's handle offers us a clue, as it is painted black.
$16.29
Via firebox.com

Bio Gel Zero-Energy Refrigerator

Bio Gel Zero-Energy Refrigerator
A bio-nano refrigerator that uses gel to keep things cool and doesn't even need energy! It uses LIGHT to move heat. *headasplode*
$12,999.00
Via yankodesign.com

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

Wine Ice Cream

Wine Ice Cream
Wine Ice Cream! It's not just wine-flavored, it actually contains wine and has a 5% alcohol content! This is a fantastic wine for breakups, girls nights, or just general relaxing night when you want a pint of something with some kick to it.
$6.99
Via mercersdairy.com

Samurai Sword Envelope Opener

Samurai Sword Envelope Opener
A functional samurai sword to help you slice open your letters and other documents. Might also help you dispatch people you don't want to see / whose work you disapprove of.
$16.68
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Hunger Games Mockingjay Pendants

Hunger Games Mockingjay Pendants

Mockingjay bird pendants as seen in the Hunger Games movies and books. May the odds be forever in your favor as you wear these!

$24.00
Via etsy.com

Mustache Clothing Hangers

Mustache Clothing Hangers
A set of 4 mustache clothing hangers. We have to ask why (we mustache why?) ... but they are kind of cool even if you're the only one who's going to see them.
$14.05
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Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
It's the bottle opener that's got it where it counts. The Millenium Facon bottle opener is made of metal with a magnet on the back. It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve ounces...
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Thor's Hammer Mjolnir Light

Thor's Hammer Mjolnir Light

By Odin's Beard! This hammer of Thor light looks just like his real hammer, Mjolnir. Looks like it was pounded into the wall, complete with a sticks that makes the cracks.

$42.00
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Bluetooth Wireless Showerhead Speaker

Bluetooth Wireless Showerhead Speaker
Now you can hear your music and playlists from your phone, tablet or computer via your freakin showerhead! This showerhead has a speaker on it with Bluetooth so you can sync to other Bluetooth devices up to 32 feet away.
$149.25
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Hands-Free Dog Leash

Hands-Free Dog Leash
Dog owners, this thing is the shit. It sports a waistband that adjusts to your waist size along with a bungee-like leash for full hands-free dog walking!
$38.00
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Manatea Tea Infuser

Manatea Tea Infuser

Ohhhh, we get it - Manatee, Manatea! (Oh the Hugh Manatee?) In any case it's a fun little tea infuser.

$9.09
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Oh Shit Not You Again Doormat

Oh Shit Not You Again Doormat
A "Welcome!" mat just seems so ... old and trite and, in fact a little bullshit. We don't welcome everyone we see to our house, sometimes quite the opposite. This should keep some of the riff-raff and solicitors away.
$28.99
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Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock
Features a smart combination lock that seals the top of a Ben & Jerry's pint of ice cream. The only way to get in is to rip apart the box, and that's gonna be messy for any would-be ice cream thieves.
$19.99
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Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornament

Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornament

A new take on the old pink flamingo, this thing is awesomly undead! Pretty badass lawn ornaments and a great alternative to the traditional cheesy pink flamingo.

$4.94
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Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit
Why, oh lord, why? We have no idea, but at least it'll keep the focus on you. If you want people popping pieces of your garb, this'll do the trick.
$14.99
Via shareasale.com

The Dark Knight Rises Bane Leather Jacket

The Dark Knight Rises Bane Leather Jacket

Looks like the coat worn by Tom Hardy as Bane in the movie The Dark Knight Rises! Made of genuine distressed leather and available in all sizes. The perfect addition to your Bane Halloween costume

$155.00
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Reusable Mustache Drink Markers

Reusable Mustache Drink Markers
Slap some on your drinks and it immediately heightens the mirth of any party. It's much more fun (and attractive) when members of the female persuasion have mustache markers, but guys can play too.
$6.95
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Tennis Ball Launcher

Tennis Ball Launcher
Great for your canine companion - launches a tennis ball over 30' in the air, plus you can use it to pick the ball back up.
$35.99
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Kaylee's Spacecraft Repair T-shirt

Kaylee's Spacecraft Repair T-shirt
Sci-fi geeks favorite cute mechanic. Everything's just shiny when you wear this shirt!
$18.00
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Cthulu Tentacle Wall Hanger

Cthulu Tentacle Wall Hanger
Unlike most tentacles that come out of walls to kill you, these are actually handy and there to hold your stuff. Let Cthulu be handy for once. Great for keys, jewelry, jackets, dog leashes, etc.
$29.00
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Banana Phone Cell Phone Handset

Banana Phone Cell Phone Handset
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone! It's a headset with a 3.5mm jack that fits most cell phones. Plug and play.
$12.95
Via whatonearthcatalog.com

Golden Snitch Locket

Golden Snitch Locket
A beautiful necklace and looks like the golden snitch of Quidditch fame! You have to know the secret spell to activate it however.
$23.99
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Millennium Falcon Wall Cling

Millennium Falcon Wall Cling
A majestic vinyl decal of the historic Millenium Falcon. It's over 6 feet wide and 4 feet tall!
$99.99
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The Black Knight Rises T-shirt

The Black Knight Rises T-shirt
We love mashups. We love the Christopher Nolan Batman series. We love Monty Python's The Holy Grail. We love lamp. And we love this shirt!
$18.00
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Hex: A Smartphone Controlled Nanocopter

Hex: A Smartphone Controlled Nanocopter
This little nanocopter is awesome. It's a 3D printed copter controlled by your smartphone. It can carry small objects including a webcam!
$49.00
Via kickstarter.com

Chuckit Ball Launcher

Chuckit Ball Launcher
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
$7.28
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Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets
These are classic - they look like genuine instant scratch-off lottery tickets but each one is a winner, and a big one (Not just $10 or $20 but over $1000!)
$12.95
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Recycled Wooden Tie

Recycled Wooden Tie
Made from reclaimed/recycled wood, this wooden tie is segmented to fit nicely on your torso. You WILL get a lot of attention in this tie - in a good way!
 
Definitely a unique tie to wear to work or certain events when you want to stand out.
$36.15
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Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
$8.10
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Ask Me Why I'm Lazy Sloth T-Shirt

Ask Me Why I'm Lazy Sloth T-Shirt
Go ahead and ask me why I'm lazy ... it might just take 5 minutes or so for me to pull up my shirt to answer you... just wait.... for ... it....
$18.99
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Ties With Hidden Pockets

Ties With Hidden Pockets
Standard looking, casual and formal ties but with a nicely crafted hidden pocket at the bottom of the backside of the tie!
 
$142.00
Via tiedeals.com

Breaking Bad Drink Coasters

Breaking Bad Drink Coasters
Four ceramic, kickass coasters from one of the best shows ever. 
$15.00
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Ministry Of Magic Toilet Decal

Ministry Of Magic Toilet Decal
Muggles, don't try to use this portal to the Ministry of Magic yourselves, save it for the wizards. Bonus lightswitch sticker too: Lumos and Nox!  
$12.00
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Original Macintosh iPad Case

Original Macintosh iPad Case
Say Hello to Padintosh! Steve Jobs might not approve of this but he'd probably have chuckled at it. Retro case fits iPad 2 or 3.
$24.99
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Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy

Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy
A fry batter tub from Los Pollos Hermanos - complete with 1 ounce of "Blue sky" meth candy as if cooked by none other than the infamous Heisenberg.
$8.28
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Breaking Bad Pot Holders

Breaking Bad Pot Holders
Come on Jesse, come cook with me, just one last batch! 
 
$12.00
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Travellers Door Alarm

Travellers Door Alarm
Perfect for those on the go a lot, the alarm goes off after you set it to. Great peace of mind when sleeping at a hotel, AirBNB, or even at home.
$11.99
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Breaking Bad Fridge Magnets

Breaking Bad Fridge Magnets
A set of over 425 words filled with things from the Breaking Bad universe!
$12.00
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Scarface Lawn Gnome

Scarface Lawn Gnome
Say hello to my little friend! A twist on the classic lawn gnome, goes well with zombie lawn gnomes. 
$16.29
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Real Ultimate Power Tie

Real Ultimate Power Tie
Talk about power ties, this thing is the ultimate. If you're looking for real ultimate power in the workplace, this bad boy is it. 100% silk tie with dozens of power symbols all over it. Some people might not know what it means but they'll get it subliminally and you'll be the pack leader.
$29.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Beer and Shot Drinking Glasses

Beer and Shot Drinking Glasses
Fun drinking glasses that can hold a pint of beer (16 ounces) or, flipped upside down, can hold a shot of your favorite licquor (2 ounces). A set of 2 glasses made of blown borosilicate glass, whatever that is.
 
$17.95
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Indoor Child Swing

Indoor Child Swing
Really cool idea for a rainy day! Lets your kids (up to/around 100 pounds) play on a swing in the house.
$55.99
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Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal

Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal
Includes two kitties and 4 tails for your driving enjoyment. Actually it won't be *your* enjoyment, it'll be the enjoyment of those driving near you, but whatevs. We highly recommend the grumpy car version, but hey if you're the cheerful optimistic type that's fine too.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Bacon Dog Costume

Bacon Dog Costume
A bacon costume for your canine companion! Why? BECAUSE BACON - that's why! Just be careful not to eat your dog in a moment of weakness/drunkeness.
$22.50
Via anrdoezrs.net

iPad Cover That Digitizes Drawings

iPad Cover That Digitizes Drawings
Digitize your hand-written sketches and notes directly to an iPad! It's also a super cool iPad cover - just flip it open and start drawing.
$149.00
Via kickstarter.com

X-Jack Inflatable Car Jack

X-Jack Inflatable Car Jack
Runs off your cars exhaust and quickly lifts your car up wihtout damaging the vehicle. Works great in places a regular jack wouldn't, like sand, mud or other off-road areas.
$245.69
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Better Sleep Pillow

Better Sleep Pillow
The Better Sleep Pillow lets you sleep comfortably without putting weight on your arm. It has two positions that allow for full support of your upper body.
$79.95
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Chip Bag Cap That Seals

Chip Bag Cap That Seals
Never have stale chips again! Or stale pretzels, stale cereal, stale Doritos, what have you. DEFEAT THE EVIL FORCES OF STALENESS!
$12.50
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Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume
Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.
$15.56
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Color Changing LED Light Bulb

Color Changing LED Light Bulb
An LED lightbulb with a remote control that lets you change to over 2 million different color combinations and different brightness levels!
$10.98
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Das Boot Beer Boot

Das Boot Beer Boot
The "Das Boot" made famous by the movie Beerfest! It holds 2 full liters of beer (or 67 ounces), and makes for the perfect gift for any beer drinkers. Just don't try to drink the whole thing at once (this isn't a movie after all!) Awesome for Oktoberfest celebrations!
$32.99
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