Everyone knows that the Underpants Gnomes may strike at any moment, leaving you unequipped to properly walk about. Sure, going freestyle can be fun for a *little* while, but you need the comfort and security of underpants at all times. Be prepared!
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
Wine Ice Cream! It's not just wine-flavored, it actually contains wine and has a 5% alcohol content! This is a fantastic wine for breakups, girls nights, or just general relaxing night when you want a pint of something with some kick to it.
Now you can hear your music and playlists from your phone, tablet or computer via your freakin showerhead! This showerhead has a speaker on it with Bluetooth so you can sync to other Bluetooth devices up to 32 feet away.
A "Welcome!" mat just seems so ... old and trite and, in fact a little bullshit. We don't welcome everyone we see to our house, sometimes quite the opposite. This should keep some of the riff-raff and solicitors away.
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
Talk about power ties, this thing is the ultimate. If you're looking for real ultimate power in the workplace, this bad boy is it. 100% silk tie with dozens of power symbols all over it. Some people might not know what it means but they'll get it subliminally and you'll be the pack leader.
Fun drinking glasses that can hold a pint of beer (16 ounces) or, flipped upside down, can hold a shot of your favorite licquor (2 ounces). A set of 2 glasses made of blown borosilicate glass, whatever that is.
Includes two kitties and 4 tails for your driving enjoyment. Actually it won't be *your* enjoyment, it'll be the enjoyment of those driving near you, but whatevs. We highly recommend the grumpy car version, but hey if you're the cheerful optimistic type that's fine too.
The "Das Boot" made famous by the movie Beerfest! It holds 2 full liters of beer (or 67 ounces), and makes for the perfect gift for any beer drinkers. Just don't try to drink the whole thing at once (this isn't a movie after all!) Awesome for Oktoberfest celebrations!