The Black Knight Rises T-shirt

The Black Knight Rises T-shirt
We love mashups. We love the Christopher Nolan Batman series. We love Monty Python's The Holy Grail. We love lamp. And we love this shirt!
$18.00
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Russian Roulette Revolver

Russian Roulette Revolver
This plastic toy gun holds 2.5 ounces of liquor in the handle. Pass it around your table of friends and every time someone pulls the trigger there's a 1 in 6 chance they have to drink!
$13.36
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Can of Creamed Possum

Can of Creamed Possum
If you've never tried creamed possum, you are missing out! Ok, this is a total gag gift, but it's a great one! 
$6.49
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Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone

Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone
These gloves are for using an iPhone, Android or other touch screen devices without having to take off the gloves and get your fingers all cold! Keep your hands warm and use your phone or tablet with no problem all winter!
$14.95
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Iron Man Macbook Sticker

Iron Man Macbook Sticker

Iron Man with a slightly revised repulsor ray. Perhaps this is a suit made for him by Jon Ivie and the gang at Apple. It probably gets scratches on it very easily despite being gorgeous. O.o

$5.87
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Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Darth Vader Macbook Decal
I find your lack of notebook modification disturbing. Change that with this decal of Darth Vader (the good version, before, er AFTER, the prequels). Fits on most Macbooks.
$12.99
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Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles
Simply put, Tekno Bubbles lets you blow bubbles that light up under a blacklight! Super groovy, entrancing and a cheap way to cheer people up and add to a cool party.
$5.76
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Mustache Beer Bottle Marker

Mustache Beer Bottle Marker
Keep close dibs on your beer! After a few drinks you know you’re not sure which one is yours. These markers let you designate and keep your beer at hand!
$8.99
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Death Star Ice Cube Tray

Death Star Ice Cube Tray
This mold lets you make a 60mm Star Wars Death Star ice cube! Destroy entire planets and cool your drink at the same time!
$13.90
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Dressy Napkin Tie

Dressy Napkin Tie
Classin' the joint up! The temporary napkin tie is easily applied, much simpler than a real tie. 
 
$6.99
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Magical Unicorn Meat

Magical Unicorn Meat
Magical Unicorn meat - in a can! Now you don't have to spend months hunting and preparing the elusive unicorn. Great for meat eaters and vegans alike.
$11.66
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Chip Bag Cap That Seals

Chip Bag Cap That Seals
Never have stale chips again! Or stale pretzels, stale cereal, stale Doritos, what have you. DEFEAT THE EVIL FORCES OF STALENESS!
$12.50
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Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
Ok, so the 2000s and up haven't seen great career choices from Cage. Still, the memory of those horrible movies can be driven away by Cage's smiling face on your pillow.
$15.18
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"Flood Buzz" Water Leak Detector

"Flood Buzz" Water Leak Detector
A set of 3 alarms that alert you to any spot where water is starting flood into. Detects the smallest of leaks and neesd no batteries or programming.
$19.99
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The Laundry Lasso

The Laundry Lasso
Bungee open your washing machine door! Prevent mold, mildew and odors! 
$14.99
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Selfie Stick For Your Smartphone

Selfie Stick For Your Smartphone
Ok, it's a selfie stick. No self-respecting, classy person should be caught dead with one of these. Right?  Well, that's what we thought... until we actually used one.
$9.49
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Ninja Cookie Cutters

Ninja Cookie Cutters

These help you make ninja cookies that will attack the taste buds! They may vanish on you and then sneak up from behind. Eat them before they get you. 3 cool action-pose designs.

 
$9.42
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Travellers Door Alarm

Travellers Door Alarm
Perfect for those on the go a lot, the alarm goes off after you set it to. Great peace of mind when sleeping at a hotel, AirBNB, or even at home.
$11.99
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Left Handers Mug

Left Handers Mug
A basic 10 ounce coffee mug... but one that can only be used with your left hand! No righties need apply! (NRNA)
$12.95
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Sap Cap Self Defense Hat

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat. 
$19.99
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The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
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Bulldog Self Defense Keychain

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
 
$5.99
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Condiment Gun

Condiment Gun
A great way to play with your food. Holster your condiment guns draw when someone needs some ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, what have you. Fun!
$15.40
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Hamburger Phone

Hamburger Phone

It's a hamburger phone! A new take on an old classic.

$10.88
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Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit
Why, oh lord, why? We have no idea, but at least it'll keep the focus on you. If you want people popping pieces of your garb, this'll do the trick.
$14.99
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Owls In A Tree Toothbrush Holder

Owls In A Tree Toothbrush Holder

A cadre of cute owls in a tree, brightening up your bathroom and perhaps sending a little bit of encouragement for your kids to brush their teeth.

$19.99
Via modcloth.com

Star Wars At-At Pet Costume

Star Wars At-At Pet Costume
Take down the Imperial Walkers! Your dog might not love this AT-AT costume, but it'll look hilarious and awesome on him or her.
 
$19.99
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PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool

PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool
Practice guitar *anywhere*! Shred on real strings with a real fretboard on a tool you can keep in a pocket or bag. It's also 100% quiet so you won't bother anyone!
$14.99
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Yodo YOLO Shirt

Yodo YOLO Shirt
Only once, you live, young padawan. Then you can become a Jedi ghost if you are strong in the Force.
$20.00
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I Love Lamp Anchorman Shirt

I Love Lamp Anchorman Shirt
It's a simple shirt, yet very effective at making those familar with Anchorman smile. We love lamp too.
$13.95
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Non-Flammable T-Shirt - Challenge Accepted.

Non-Flammable T-Shirt - Challenge Accepted.
For the adventurous ones who will try anything. If people try to light you on fire, don't blame us.
$14.99
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Smart and Eco-Friendly Kids Lunchboxes by Goodbyn

Smart and Eco-Friendly Kids Lunchboxes by Goodbyn

Super cute and very useful (and reusable) lunchboxes! A bunch of different compartments to separate food, leave notes, keep things dry - and it fits easily in a backpack.

 

$12.88
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Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies
Real fortune cookies are lame and generic and never work out anyway. These are perhaps more realistic and you'll look forward to opening them more.
$19.79
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Bubble Wrap iPhone Case

Bubble Wrap iPhone Case
Bubble wrap awesomeness - lets you constantly simulate popping bubble wrap on your iPhone! Sounds and feels like the real thing. 
$18.99
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Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves
Gives you the advantage of webbed fingers while swimming - also great for snorkeling and diving. Hey, we're humans, we use tools and have opposable thumbs so why not use every advantage we can get!?
$13.00
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Green Army Men Birthday Candles

Green Army Men Birthday Candles
The classic green army men figures in their well-known poses - but as candles! Awesome for kids into army stuff or parties for those in the military and veterans.
$7.95
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iPad Paper Pad

iPad Paper Pad
It's simply a pad of paper but looks exactly like an iPad!
$6.99
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Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks
The shoe that started it all, the Converse high tops improved by Chuck Taylor - now available as socks!
$14.99
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Manatea Tea Infuser

Manatea Tea Infuser

Ohhhh, we get it - Manatee, Manatea! (Oh the Hugh Manatee?) In any case it's a fun little tea infuser.

$9.09
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Dog Mustache Chew Toy

Dog Mustache Chew Toy
I mustache you a question, bulldog...do you like your new chew toy? Oy, we are full of horrible puns. But your dog will look awesome with this mustache chew toy!
$12.95
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Good Morning Coffee Mug

Good Morning Coffee Mug

This coffee mug "wakes up" with you - when a hot beverage fills the mug, it transforms from a sleeping face to a happy, wide awake face!

$19.96
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World's Best Cat Trophy

World's Best Cat Trophy
You could give a cat an award for "Loudest Purring" or "Cutest Cuddler" or "Deepest Scratches Given For No Reason".
$9.49
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Lobster Hat

Lobster Hat
This is a lobster hat. You can wear it on your head. Enough said?
$11.57
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Lemon Shark Juicer

Lemon Shark Juicer
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
$10.59
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Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter
A cute way to remove the crusts of bread for picky kids, or, hey even picky adults! Makes 2 same-sized pieces of dinosaur shaped sandwich - specifally brontosaurus shaped.
$7.49
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Rubik's Cube Coasters

Rubik's Cube Coasters
Amazingly cool-looking Rubik's Cube coaster set - you don't even have to know how to solve it!
 
$16.80
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Organ Transport Lunch Bag

Organ Transport Lunch Bag
Excuse me sir, is there a kidney in your lunch bag? Not meant to transport actual human organs, but that's way too risky anyway. It will however hold a full lunch including drinks with no problem whatsoever. And it may get some additional odd looks as well. 
 
$19.99
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Spherical Ice Cube Mold

Spherical Ice Cube Mold
This pays for itself for years to come. We love making a bunch of spherical ice cubes for our drinks. Ok, they're mainly for rum & cokes or other alcoholic drinks. But they feel SO much classier and cool than "regular" ice cubes."
$7.30
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Collapsible Travel Shot Glass

Collapsible Travel Shot Glass
A collapsible shot glass - for the esteemed modern drinker who wishes to whip out a shot glass wherever they might be.
$7.99
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Clip-On Table Cup Holders

Clip-On Table Cup Holders
Cute, colorful clip-on cup holders fashionably extend your table. Even better, they hold beverages in place so they don't get knocked over! 
$9.99
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A Curiously Designed "UNT" Mug

A Curiously Designed "UNT" Mug
This mug has a curious selection of letters on it. UNT... whatever could that mean? Perhaps the mug's handle offers us a clue, as it is painted black.
$16.29
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Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray
A tray to help make awesome & perfectly square ice cubes. Technically they'd be called cubes, as squares are only two-dimensional. So really, standard ice cubes aren't ice cubes. They're not cubes at all, they're little slices or something. Anyway...
$7.95
Via homewetbar.com

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug
It's a plain and simple yet very distinguished mug with a mustache. That's it and that's all. Or is it? Click thru to read more.
$11.50
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Jumbo Key Magnet

Jumbo Key Magnet
A huge, old school magnet like in the classic cartoons. It won't pull a roadrunner to you or pull you off a cliff, but it will handily hold your keys!
 
$12.18
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Broom Cleaning Dustpan

Broom Cleaning Dustpan
The only dustpan you'll ever need. And why would anyone get excited about something as dull as a dustpan? Because this one has features not seen before...
$9.99
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Ninja Disguise Shirt

Ninja Disguise Shirt
A ninja may strike at any time. Typically they don't advertise the fact that they're a ninja, but this shirt is merely a disguise. However, you never know when a true ninja might be wearing one...
$16.99
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Mustache Ice Cube tray

Mustache Ice Cube tray

Get that person a mustacheI In their beverage! Makes up to 8 consumable mustaches. Can be used to make ice cube or chocolate 'staches. Turn yourself into a sir with a classy mustachiod beverage!

$8.90
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Star Trek Car Fish Emblem

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem
Are you a trekkie? Do you call yourself that? Do you love Star Trek but hate the work "trekkie?" Well, this Trek emblem may just be for you. It's the classic fish shape with that slight tweak to look like a Starfleet ship.
 
$7.99
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