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Self Defense Shoe Kickz

Self Defense Shoe Kickz

Simple, cheap and effective self defense. Insert into your shoelaces and potentially add a life-saving tool that will give you enough time to get away and get help.

$13.39
Via amazon.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

The Zombie hand ice mold!
A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener

Wear a ring that's also a bottle opener! Super convenient and never worry about needing a bottle opener again!

$9.95
Via amazon.com

Cheap Santa Claus Suit

Cheap Santa Claus Suit
A more or less disposable Santa suit/costume that will do the job for a day. Great for wearing to that office Christmas party or bar crawl.
$10.30
Via amazon.com

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!

$9.07
Via amazon.com

Kids Superhero Costumes

Kids Superhero Costumes
You get a set of 5, count 'em, FIVE superhero costumes! They're both DC and Marvel superheroes including: Superman, Batman, Captain America, The Flash and Spider-Man. You get 5 capes and 5 masks and they look super-cute!
$18.95
Via amazon.com

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold
The Millennium Falcon, in your drink, how cool is that? Also works great as a chocolate mold.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Chuckit Ball Launcher

Chuckit Ball Launcher
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
$7.28
Via amazon.com

Hanging Closet Dress Safe

Hanging Closet Dress Safe
Who would think to look in your clothing for your valuables? Hiding things in plain sight is a good (and cheap) way to go.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Russian Roulette Revolver

Russian Roulette Revolver
This plastic toy gun holds 2.5 ounces of liquor in the handle. Pass it around your table of friends and every time someone pulls the trigger there's a 1 in 6 chance they have to drink!
$13.36
Via amazon.com

Family Superhero Car Decals

Family Superhero Car Decals

Why be normal when your family could be represented by Marvel superheroe stickers such as Wolverine, Iron Man, Captain America and Spider-Man? 

 

$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.

$6.94
Via amazon.com

Mustache Belt Buckle

Mustache Belt Buckle
The mustachio'd man or woman gains a certain level of respect, power and class. Instantly add these aspects with a mustache belt buckle! Even better since it's a cool-looking bronze.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance
Simply put: a giant mustache magnet that you can slap onto a car, refrigerator, door, washing machine, robot, etc. Class up the joint and cause some smiles!
$9.88
Via amazon.com

USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Wine Ice Cream

Wine Ice Cream
Wine Ice Cream! It's not just wine-flavored, it actually contains wine and has a 5% alcohol content! This is a fantastic wine for breakups, girls nights, or just general relaxing night when you want a pint of something with some kick to it.
$6.99
Via mercersdairy.com

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!

$5.74
Via amazon.com

Shopping Cart EasyBags

Shopping Cart EasyBags
A shopping bag that fits in your cart - it unfolds and attaches to the side of the cart for easy packing, organizing and then picking up and taking off!
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Scrabble Tile Fridge Magnets

Scrabble Tile Fridge Magnets
Scrabble tiles that function as useful refrigerator magnets! 
$13.49
Via amazon.com

Holy Bible Flask

Holy Bible Flask
A flask inside a bible, because sometimes you just need something powerful. It's a 4 ounce flask for your favorite beverage. Because you should pray to God but row away from the rocks...
$13.94
Via amazon.com

Garbage Can Pantz

Garbage Can Pantz
A simple yet awesome cover to pretty up your garbage can and give it a makeover! Everyone has the same plain Jane looking garbage cans - why not dress it up a little!?
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Zombie Coffee Mug

Zombie Coffee Mug
The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs.
$14.25
Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Fridge Magnets

Breaking Bad Fridge Magnets
A set of over 425 words filled with things from the Breaking Bad universe!
$12.00
Via etsy.com

40" Inflatable Parrot

40" Inflatable Parrot
Parrotheads, rejoice! Your very own parrot that will sit on your shoulder and look awesome. Buffett fans, this one is for you.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
Via amazon.com

Keychain Self Defense Tool

Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Mr. Tea Infuser

Mr. Tea Infuser

This tea infuser lets you steep your tea with a cool little guy that looks like he's basking in a hot tub. Let him relax in your hot tub full of tea and feel relaxed yourself!

$9.99
Via amazon.com

Reusable Mustache Drink Markers

Reusable Mustache Drink Markers
Slap some on your drinks and it immediately heightens the mirth of any party. It's much more fun (and attractive) when members of the female persuasion have mustache markers, but guys can play too.
$6.95
Via shareasale.com

Light Up Ice Cubes

Light Up Ice Cubes
Freeze 'em and toss them in a drink. They'll sparkle and light up your drinks for hours. A pack of 12 LED ice cubes.
 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Quirky Cordies Cable Management

Quirky Cordies Cable Management
Keeps your various cords neat and accessible. All your cords for your laptops, tablets, smartphones all seem to multiply and get messy. This lets you clean them all up!
$12.57
Via amazon.com

Color-Changing Shower Head

Color-Changing Shower Head
A 7-color changing LED shower head. It gradually pulses from one color to another and offers enough light to be all you need. No batteries required!
 
$7.84
Via amazon.com

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A horse head squirrel feeder! Fun for everyone, including the squirrels. It's a hanging feeder you can suspend from the ground so that the squirrels can stick their heads up into it.
$19.98
Via amazon.com

The Original Rubik's Cube

The Original Rubik's Cube
The classic Rubik's Cube that you were likely unable to solve as a child! Pass it on to a whole new generation who will try to solve it for 10 minutes and then put it down, never to touch it again.
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Keep On Suckin' Infant Snapsuit

Keep On Suckin' Infant Snapsuit
That's right, infants, keep on suckin. We give a big, 70s style thumbs up to your efforts to suck down the milk, whether it be from a real nipple or a fake one.
$15.69
Via perpetualkid.com

6 Pocket Couch Arm Rest Organizer

6 Pocket Couch Arm Rest Organizer
An awesome little organizer for your La-Z Boy chair or couch! Has 6 pockets and a flat 11" x 6" area. Great for keeping things neat and within arms reach. 
 
$8.84
Via amazon.com

Donut Coffee Mug

Donut Coffee Mug
Mmm... donuts... the only thing better than donuts is donuts & coffee - and this mug offers the best of both worlds in one!
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser
Just squeeze the nose to get the snot-like soap out of it. It's snot a very serious soap dispenser. It'll stick to the wall and is great for a bathroom or shower.
$11.90
Via amazon.com

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's the Mustachifier! Your baby won't know any different... at least we don't think so. In any case, it's a classy old west style mustache.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Jumbo Key Magnet

Jumbo Key Magnet
A huge, old school magnet like in the classic cartoons. It won't pull a roadrunner to you or pull you off a cliff, but it will handily hold your keys!
 
$12.18
Via amazon.com

Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive

Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive
A 4GB flash drive based on the original Transformer known as Ravage! He used to be a tape that went into Soundwave, but now he's a simple USB stick.
 
$10.24
Via amazon.com

Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon makes everything better, so why not band-aids? Er, excuse me, "adhesive bandages". Wouldn't wanna get Band-Aid's legal team after us.

$5.75
Via amazon.com

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle
Ermagerds, it's a Nessie Ladle! It's really cute ladle in the form of a dinosaur and should make for some smiles in just about any kitchen. 
$12.90
Via amazon.com

Game of Thrones Coasters

Game of Thrones Coasters
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister. 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Morning Mug

Morning Mug
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
$5.80
Via amazon.com

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter
If you need a pizza cutter AND you're a Star Wars geek, look no further! This is the pizza slicer for you.
$14.65
Via amazon.com

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt
The fox says many things, so all of these may be correct. Show how current you are (or aren't) with Internet memes!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Medieval Weapon Push Pins
A deadly collection of medieval melee weaponry including: Sabre, Single Handed, Broadsword, Katana, Axe (you get 2 of each!) Beautifully crafted and lots of fun.
$10.00
Via amazon.com

Spreddy Bear Sandwich Plate

Spreddy Bear Sandwich Plate
Super cute for kids to make sandwiches on. The ears can be used to hold peanut butter and jelly, the nose has a recessed spot to hold the bread. The mouth is a plastic spreader to apply the PB&J.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Good Morning Coffee Mug

Good Morning Coffee Mug

This coffee mug "wakes up" with you - when a hot beverage fills the mug, it transforms from a sleeping face to a happy, wide awake face!

$19.96
Via amazon.com

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter
For whatever reason, little boys love trains. This might help them eat that sandwich they're being picky about! Whether they're into Thomas the Tank Engine or just trains in general, this crust cutter will make perfect little mini sandwich trains every time.
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp

Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp
A cool jaws harp, like Snoopy plays in the old Peanuts TV show. Makes a really cool "boingy boingy" sound that you can easily learn.
$7.94
Via amazon.com

Lobster Hat

Lobster Hat
This is a lobster hat. You can wear it on your head. Enough said?
$11.57
Via amazon.com

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
If that meat gets out of line, you can beat it around a bit. Feel badass while doing your food prep!
 
$9.47
Via amazon.com

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher
Does anyone remember the Tim "Tooltime" Allen grunt? We're doing that right now over this beer bottle opener. The cap catcher at the bottom is the clincher.
$19.95
Via homewetbar.com

Micro Sonic Grenade

Micro Sonic Grenade
Great April Fools prank device - has a "fuse" and will go off in 5, 30 or 60 seconds. Siren is 110-115 decibels! (About the volume of a power tool.)
 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Google Cardboard VR Glasses

Google Cardboard VR Glasses
Perhaps the simplest VR glasses you can get! They work great and they're a great intro to the world of VR.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire! If you too thought that somebody was barbequing, this shirt might just be for you. Much better than a cold pop OR bronchitis.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Finger Hands

Finger Hands
Um.... what? Yeah. This is just weird and awesome fun. 1 hand becomes 5 with these certainly unique finger hands.
$7.36
Via amazon.com

Fidget Cube / Fidget Dice

Fidget Cube / Fidget Dice
This serves the same purpose as the fidget spinner, but with more variety and functions. It is a die instead of a spinner.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks
Beautiful rainbow stickers in over a dozen different designs for your Macbook Pro or Macbook Air! These are stickers and very thin, so they don't interfere with your typing.
$10.00
Via amazon.com

Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit
Why, oh lord, why? We have no idea, but at least it'll keep the focus on you. If you want people popping pieces of your garb, this'll do the trick.
$14.99
Via shareasale.com

Zombie Cereal Bowl

Zombie Cereal Bowl
It's about damn time we turned the tables on the zombies... let's eat their brains for a change!
$7.79
Via thinkgeek.com

Crazy Dog Lady T-Shirt

Crazy Dog Lady T-Shirt

A shirt for the crazy dog ladies out there - also a portion of the proceeds from sales of this shirt goes towards animal rescue organizations.

$14.95
Via lacroixtees.com

What If I Told You T-Shirt

What If I Told You T-Shirt
Doesn't make sense? Well then go back and read that first line again. Funny our how brains work sometimes. 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug

I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug
"I do what I want" - a battle-cry/motto that many of us can get behind. 
$11.42
Via amazon.com

Chalkboard Slate Coasters

Chalkboard Slate Coasters
A set of 4 coasters you can write on with chalk - leave a message, write your name, doodle something, get downright vulgar, silly and stupid! You'll be drinking, after all.
 
$19.95
Via shareasale.com

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's not a pacifier, it's a STACHIFIER! And oh how badass it is. Make your little precious one a cowboy or cowgirl.
$9.96
Via amazon.com

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

Filters up to 1000 liters of water and removes  99.9999% of waterborne bacteria! Super handy water filtration device to throw in a backpack if your'e going remote for a while.

$19.99
Via amazon.com

ThumbSaver Magnetic Nail Setter

ThumbSaver Magnetic Nail Setter
The ThumbSaver quite simply saves your thumbs! It's a magnetic nail holder that guides the nail, letting you hammer it home without ever banging your thumb.
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game
Makes the boring, classic tic tac toe game a lot more fun. And a lot more challenging after the first game!
$10.25
Via amazon.com

Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box

Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box
Time for testing! And at least you'll have your companion cube when you go to work or school.
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Ask Me Why I'm Lazy Sloth T-Shirt

Ask Me Why I'm Lazy Sloth T-Shirt
Go ahead and ask me why I'm lazy ... it might just take 5 minutes or so for me to pull up my shirt to answer you... just wait.... for ... it....
$18.99
Via amazon.com

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
 
$7.55
Via amazon.com

Death Star Pet ID Tag

Death Star Pet ID Tag
Ok, a Death Star pet ID tag is cool enough on it's own merits. But there's also a QR code on the back that can be scanned to get the pet owner's information.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Ninja Disguise Shirt
A ninja may strike at any time. Typically they don't advertise the fact that they're a ninja, but this shirt is merely a disguise. However, you never know when a true ninja might be wearing one...
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Huge-Ass Roll Of Bubble Wrap

Huge-Ass Roll Of Bubble Wrap
12 inches by 175 freakin feet of bubble wrap! There are all sorts of practical uses, but we just like to pop it!
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Shark Bite Oven Mitt

Shark Bite Oven Mitt
Who would've thought that the safest place for your hands would inside the mouth of a Great White shark? 
$10.65
Via amazon.com

Clip On Table Cup Holders

Clip On Table Cup Holders
Keeps cups/mugs/cans in place and you won't knock them off your desk. Also great for mobile homes or people on the move. Great for parties/poker games or any other time people might knock your drink over.
$8.69
Via amazon.com

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
Via amazon.com

Mini Ostrich Pillow

Mini Ostrich Pillow
The Mini Ostrich Pillow is smaller version of the Ostrich Pillow that you can take with you traveling or for use at your desk. It's simply awesome for travelling. Stick your arm in it and you have an instant hand mitt cushion. Great for those long flights or car trips.
$16.79
Via amazon.com

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit
Your infant has done 9 months of hard time on the inside. He or she has left the big house and is ready to see the world. Advertise it with this hilarious snapsuit! As they say, orange is the new black after all.
$17.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
$7.94
Via amazon.com

Soda Can Beer Koozy

Soda Can Beer Koozy
A Coca Cola can that covers up your beer can to totally diguise your beer.  Made out of aluminum - and is actually a real Coke can!
 
$9.99
Via ebay.com

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush
A replica of the sonic screwdriver used by the 11th Doctor, Matt Smith - but it has an advanced feature that allows it to brush your teeth!
$19.79
Via firebox.com

Electric Stun Pen

Electric Stun Pen
A shocking gag gift/prank that's great for office use and/or for kids. Do people borrow your pens often? Then this is the pen to loan out! It gives just a small kick like that of a 9 volt battery.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Just like coffee brings some of us to life, this mug gains a heart when filled with a hot beverage. Legend of Zelda FTW!

$8.96
Via amazon.com

Peter Heater Knit Wiener Warmer

Peter Heater Knit Wiener Warmer
Hahahahah....yes, it's a silly, great gag gift! We don't know that it will actually work/fit or if it's simply a gag, but it's still hilarious!
$14.50
Via amazon.com

"Bucky Balls" Magnetic Balls Cube Toy

"Bucky Balls" Magnetic Balls Cube Toy
These magnetic balls (also known as bucky balls, neocubes, nanodots or neomagnetic cubes) are addictingly awesome! Like Legos, they can be transformed into an infinite variety of shapes. 
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Scarface Lawn Gnome

Scarface Lawn Gnome
Say hello to my little friend! A twist on the classic lawn gnome, goes well with zombie lawn gnomes. 
$16.29
Via amazon.com

TeaBagger Tea Infuser

TeaBagger Tea Infuser
The tea infuser you'll have a ball with! Yes, we aren't afraid of really bad puns! 
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Car Dashboard Mat Grip

Car Dashboard Mat Grip
A rubbery mat that adapts to the contour of your car's dashboard - stick things like your phone, coins, keys, etc. on it and they'll just stick there!
$5.78
Via amazon.com

Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug

Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug
This mug has the best of both worlds and can give whatever message you want. Of course the "Have a nice day" is usually sarcastic...
$11.00
Via amazon.com

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds
Make 4 shot glasses out of ice! Mmmm, super cold shots from glasses that will melt before you can be incriminated for your drunken antics.
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Marty McFly Hat

Marty McFly Hat
Marty, you've got to come back with me! Even if you can't get back in time, you can pretend with this spiffy hat from Back to the Future 2.
$19.77
Via amazon.com

Lift Here For Six Pack T-Shirt

Lift Here For Six Pack T-Shirt
Yeah, you've got a six-pack under there - be proud to show it off! You've worked hard for it buy doing those 12 ounce curls!
 
Well, you *might* actually have a six pack, and that'd be awesome. But with this shirt you have another 6-pack.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Broom Cleaning Dustpan

Broom Cleaning Dustpan
The only dustpan you'll ever need. And why would anyone get excited about something as dull as a dustpan? Because this one has features not seen before...
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
$9.64
Via amazon.com

Survival Grenade

Survival Grenade
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
 
$18.99
Via rockys2v.com

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand
One cable to rule them all! Helps you easily connect your smartphone to things plus has many different stand configurations. For iPhone & Android.
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

3UP 3DOWN Card Game

3UP 3DOWN Card Game
A great (and cheap) card game for 2-6 players. Easy to pick up and learn for most ages (your toddler or Grandma with alzheimer’s might not be able to play well).
$8.99
Via amazon.com

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