Breaking Bad Pot Holders

Breaking Bad Pot Holders
Come on Jesse, come cook with me, just one last batch! 
 
$12.00
Via etsy.com

8-Bit Tie

8-Bit Tie
A pixelated, 8-bit tie, for that classic, retro look! It's the easy clip-on variety and 20" long to fit any size. 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Cat Butts: A Coloring Book

Cat Butts: A Coloring Book
This is a messed up adult coloring book, but your favorite cat-lover will probably find it funny! What better way to salute cats butts than by... coloring them?
$5.39
Via amazon.com

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush
The potato version of GladOS, in plush form. Equipped with 10 different audio clips from Portal 2 and just enough energy to give you crap.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Keep On Suckin' Infant Snapsuit

Keep On Suckin' Infant Snapsuit
That's right, infants, keep on suckin. We give a big, 70s style thumbs up to your efforts to suck down the milk, whether it be from a real nipple or a fake one.
$15.69
Via perpetualkid.com

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Darth Vader Macbook Decal
I find your lack of notebook modification disturbing. Change that with this decal of Darth Vader (the good version, before, er AFTER, the prequels). Fits on most Macbooks.
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Cutting Board

Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Cutting Board
A really cool gift for any Star Wars fan - it's a medium-sized cutting board with the print of Han frozen in carbonite beneath it.
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Survival Card Tool

Survival Card Tool
Look cool with your own Translucent Blue Survival Tool. Tool Logic's most compact survival card features 8 must have tools including the new skeletonized, serrated knife.
$13.60
Via amazon.com

Hanging Closet Dress Safe

Hanging Closet Dress Safe
Who would think to look in your clothing for your valuables? Hiding things in plain sight is a good (and cheap) way to go.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Cheap Santa Claus Suit

Cheap Santa Claus Suit
A more or less disposable Santa suit/costume that will do the job for a day. Great for wearing to that office Christmas party or bar crawl.
$10.30
Via amazon.com

Totally Hipster T-Shirt

Totally Hipster T-Shirt
You may not be a hipster, but you can pretend. You can tell people you were wearing this shirt before it was even printed. Or that talking about not being mainstream is way too mainstream.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

It's...um bacon... need we say more? Well we will! You should never leave home without a towel, and if you're going to have a towel, you could do worse than a bacon-themed towel.

$8.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Chalkboard Slate Coasters

Chalkboard Slate Coasters
A set of 4 coasters you can write on with chalk - leave a message, write your name, doodle something, get downright vulgar, silly and stupid! You'll be drinking, after all.
 
$19.95
Via shareasale.com

Mermaid Blanket

Mermaid Blanket
Great for both adults and kids - slip inside it and look like a real mermaid! The bottom is designed to give the tail of a mermaid.
$11.88
Via amazon.com

Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

You know him from the game "Cut the Rope" and you love his tooth-less grin! Well now you can have your very own Om Nom plushy! This adorable, candy-eating character's cuteness is so sweet, it's sickening! (And remember kids, brush your teeth after eating all your candy.. Nom, nom, nom!)

$8.15
Via amazon.com

The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
Via amazon.com

Fidget Spinner Toy

Fidget Spinner Toy
These are genuinely awesome spinner fidget toys! High quality and will spin for minutes at a time (some say they've had these going for over 3 minutes!)
$8.99
Via thecooleststuffever.com

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt
Ssssssssssss..... Boom! Watch out, and get ready because the Creepers are coming. Keep people on their toes with this Creeper shirt.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Kill Count Car Decal

Kill Count Car Decal

This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Swedish Fish

Swedish Fish
Real, actual Swedish Fish! From Sweden!
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Money Soap

Money Soap
A bill in every bar and you can get from $1 to $50! Plus it's a great motivator for someone stinky in your life to wash up a lot to get to that money!
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Asshole Repellant

Asshole Repellant
Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
$7.89
Via amazon.com

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt
I am the eggman, I am the walrus. Koo-koo-cachoo indeed. Apparently the song was written by John Lennon on various acid trips, although of course later we got the clue that the walrus was Paul.
$6.00
Via 6dollarshirts.com

3 Grumpy Cat Moon Shirt

3 Grumpy Cat Moon Shirt
3 Wolf Moon is cool and all, but the real ultimate power lies in the 3 Grumpy cat moon shirt. The power of the grump is strong with this, and you can accomplish anything you set your mind to! 
$14.27
Via amazon.com

Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit
Why, oh lord, why? We have no idea, but at least it'll keep the focus on you. If you want people popping pieces of your garb, this'll do the trick.
$14.99
Via shareasale.com

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

I'm Fine Bloody Shirt

I'm Fine Bloody Shirt
You're tough, show everyone it's nothing but a flesh wound with this shirt. Just a "minor" shark attack. You've got another kidney anyway.
 
$17.99
Via badideatshirts.com

Star Wars Classic Movie Posters

Star Wars Classic Movie Posters
Reproductions of the awesome original artwork from the first Star Wars movie. The original pieces can go for $2000 or more.
$15.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Swiss+Tech 7-in-1 Multitool

Swiss+Tech 7-in-1 Multitool
The Swiss+Tech Key Ring Multi-Tool 7-in-1 features a Phillips screwdriver, slotted screwdriver, LED flashlight, bottle opener, knife, awl and key ring.
$6.61
Via amazon.com

Pizza Cutter Power Saw

Pizza Cutter Power Saw
Cut pizza like a boss (like a bauwss!) with this pizza cutter shaped in the form of a hand saw. 
 
$11.97
Via amazon.com

Dry Pak Waterproof Alligator Wallet

Dry Pak Waterproof Alligator Wallet
A water-tight wallet for your stuff when you're at the beach, the pool or on a boat. It's big enough for a wallet, phone, cards & more.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter
A rechargeable, wind-proof and weather-proof lighter that you can recharge via USB. Each charge gives you over 150 plus lights.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Brain Slug Headband

Brain Slug Headband
Are you feeling too aware and overburdened with the freedom of choice? Then try Brain Slug®! Great for a Halloween costume: just slap it on, put on a vapid, glassy-eyed look, and speak monotonously. This 'lil guy will live comfortable as a parasite on your head for as long as you as you have the brains to feed it.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Death Star Pet ID Tag

Death Star Pet ID Tag
Ok, a Death Star pet ID tag is cool enough on it's own merits. But there's also a QR code on the back that can be scanned to get the pet owner's information.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Family Superhero Car Decals

Family Superhero Car Decals

Why be normal when your family could be represented by Marvel superheroe stickers such as Wolverine, Iron Man, Captain America and Spider-Man? 

 

$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds
Make 4 shot glasses out of ice! Mmmm, super cold shots from glasses that will melt before you can be incriminated for your drunken antics.
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Meme Scotch Glasses

Meme Scotch Glasses
I love scotch, scotchy, scotch, scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly. These spiffy scotch glasses have 2 Me Gusta internet meme faces and 2 Sweet Jesus meme faces. What better way to drink the sweet nectar of the Gods? Popularized on Reddit of course.
 
$19.99
Via etsy.com

Munchkin Card Game

Munchkin Card Game
It's a super-fun RPG-themed card game for 3-8 players featuring unique artwork, funny cards and gameplay that'll keep you coming back for more!
$18.16
Via amazon.com

Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box

Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box
Time for testing! And at least you'll have your companion cube when you go to work or school.
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Toddler Ewok Costume

Toddler Ewok Costume
OMG SUPERCUTENESS ACTIVATED! Brown shirt + bear costume = awesomely cute Star Wars Ewok costume!
$19.92
Via amazon.com

Money Clip Multi-Tool

Money Clip Multi-Tool
An awesome little money clip that doubles as a multi-tool - has a built in knife, scissors, file and flathead screwdriver. 2" long, 1" wide.
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance
Simply put: a giant mustache magnet that you can slap onto a car, refrigerator, door, washing machine, robot, etc. Class up the joint and cause some smiles!
$9.88
Via amazon.com

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups
These paper cups have 12 different animal noses and are truly fun for a wide variety of age groups (just so long as you're not uptight, but then what would you be doing here?). It comes in a pack of 24 and has 2 of each style.
$8.34
Via amazon.com

Throwing Knives

Throwing Knives
Great little gift but maybe not for that co-worker that's a little sketchy. He might throw them at your cubicle/around your head.
$7.24
Via amazon.com

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter
If you need a pizza cutter AND you're a Star Wars geek, look no further! This is the pizza slicer for you.
$14.65
Via amazon.com

Shakoolie Shower Coolie

Shakoolie Shower Coolie
Enjoy a shower beer with the Shakoolie - a coolie cup that sticks to the shower wall!
$9.99
Via shakoolie.com

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser
Super cute sloth and the tea comes out of its butt. If you don't think your gift recipient would mind sloth butt tea, then this might be a good option. ;-)
$9.87
Via amazon.com

Electric Kazoo

Electric Kazoo
An electric kazoo that you can plug into an amp or computer!  Yes, this is a real thing.
$18.75
Via amazon.com

Literal "Thumb" Tacks

Literal "Thumb" Tacks
Thumb tacks! The tips of fingers and thumbs that function as tacks. Quite literally thumb tacks :)
$8.95
Via myshopify.com

Magnetic Tool Wristband

Magnetic Tool Wristband
This wristband has super strong magnets to help you keep things like screws, nails, small tools and more - awesome for small jobs at home!
$9.85
Via amazon.com

Harry Potter Accio Coffee Mug

Harry Potter Accio Coffee Mug
In the morning when you're groggy, it'd sure be nice to just cast the spell, "ACCIO COFFEE!" and have it at the ready. Until then, this mug will have to do.
 
$18.00
Via etsy.com

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Just like coffee brings some of us to life, this mug gains a heart when filled with a hot beverage. Legend of Zelda FTW!

$8.96
Via amazon.com

Harry Potter House Gryffindor Beanie

Harry Potter House Gryffindor Beanie
Wear the Hogwarts house colors of Gryffindor and show your courage. Also available are Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw (although Slytherin was backordered at time of writing).
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand
One cable to rule them all! Helps you easily connect your smartphone to things plus has many different stand configurations. For iPhone & Android.
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
The ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs - no available in bottle opener format! Simply awesome.
$5.00
Via amazon.com

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt
The fox says many things, so all of these may be correct. Show how current you are (or aren't) with Internet memes!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

"Flood Buzz" Water Leak Detector

"Flood Buzz" Water Leak Detector
A set of 3 alarms that alert you to any spot where water is starting flood into. Detects the smallest of leaks and neesd no batteries or programming.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Bear Hands Oven Mitts
They're better than using your bare hands... har har har! But seriously, these are cute, fun oven mitts guaranteed to crack some smiles.
$15.60
Via amazon.com

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves
Gives you the advantage of webbed fingers while swimming - also great for snorkeling and diving. Hey, we're humans, we use tools and have opposable thumbs so why not use every advantage we can get!?
$13.00
Via amazon.com

Dressy Napkin Tie

Dressy Napkin Tie
Classin' the joint up! The temporary napkin tie is easily applied, much simpler than a real tie. 
 
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Bag of Unicorn Farts

Bag of Unicorn Farts
That's right, a real bag of unicorn farts! Funny thing, unicorn farts smell and taste just like cotton candy. Makes sense, right?
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Cabela's ColorPhase Color-Changing Camouflage Clothing

Cabela's ColorPhase Color-Changing Camouflage Clothing
Camo clothing that changes with your surroudings - for real! AS the tempurate changes, so does the temperature-activated dye in the clothing. (And holy crap that's a lot of C's in the title.)
$19.99
Via cabelas.com

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets
These are classic - they look like genuine instant scratch-off lottery tickets but each one is a winner, and a big one (Not just $10 or $20 but over $1000!)
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt
Walt Disney he is not. We're talking about freakin' Heisenberg here, the man who can make the purest stuff on the planet.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

Filters up to 1000 liters of water and removes  99.9999% of waterborne bacteria! Super handy water filtration device to throw in a backpack if your'e going remote for a while.

$19.99
Via amazon.com

Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal

Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal
The Weeping Angel from Dr. Who - can be quite a surprise for house guests. Might make guys miss the toilet even more than normal.
$17.99
Via etsy.com

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
All limbs are removable and interchangeable and the torso can be ripped apart to reveal intestines. Complete with tiny plush brain snack in his hand. Awwww, something for every little girl!
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Slingshot Chicken

Slingshot Chicken
Why? Why not! Fling this chicken and it makes a rooster crowing sound as it whips across the sky. 
$5.90
Via amazon.com

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt
I'm only capable of one-word grunts until I've had my fix. I'm not proud of it, but at least caffiene is a relatively healthy addiction. So please, make me some coffee or get out of the way.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Invisible Bookshelf

Invisible Bookshelf
Stack books neatly on your wall with no visible shelf!
$16.04
Via amazon.com

Rainbow Swirl Decal For Macbook Air/Macbook Pro

Rainbow Swirl Decal For Macbook Air/Macbook Pro
Beautiful rainbow swirl decal for your laptop, specifically the 13" Macbook Air or Macbook Pro. It comes with 2 decals and a squeegee to apply it without getting air bubbles in it and make sure it's flat as can be.
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Mustache Cookie Cutters

Mustache Cookie Cutters

I mustache you a question; isn't life better with mustaches? Wear them, then eat them. They cut on one side and the other side can be used as a stamp to get a nice, mustache design on the cookie.

$10.99
Via amazon.com

Adventure Time Macbook Decal

Adventure Time Macbook Decal

A sweet Adventure Time Macbook decal! Slap Finn and Jake on your Macbook or Macbook Pro!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

TMNT - Ninja Turtles Macbook Sticker

TMNT - Ninja Turtles Macbook Sticker

The original turtles in a half shell, this TMNT sticker will fit most Macbooks. This Macbook decal will also work on other laptops, including PC laptops since the design doesn't incorporate the Apple logo.

$14.45
Via amazon.com

iPad Paper Pad

iPad Paper Pad
It's simply a pad of paper but looks exactly like an iPad!
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Plate Dip Clips

Plate Dip Clips
Dip/sauce clips that clip onto your plate. You get a set of 4 clips that are awesome for chip dip, salsa, guacamole, hot sauce, bleu cheese, or whatever else your little taste buds desire.
$7.89
Via amazon.com

Chuckit Ball Launcher

Chuckit Ball Launcher
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
$7.28
Via amazon.com

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug
A heat sensitive coffee mug that shows people if you're switched on or off!
$10.14
Via amazon.com

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
$9.64
Via amazon.com

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
 
$7.55
Via amazon.com

Coffee Mug - I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them like a lady

Coffee Mug -  I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them like a lady
The perfect coffee mug for my wife who, indeed, does spew profanities (but she does it like a lady most of the time!)
$10.01
Via amazon.com

3 Wolf Flag Shirt

3 Wolf Flag Shirt
This shirt says, "I've got a mullet or would like to grow one but my significant other won't let me and/or I'm incapable of growing one." It also says, "I freakin rock hard and I love this country".
$18.95
Via amazon.com

Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug

Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug
An 8-Bit mug like the pipes in Super Mario Bros.! We're not sure if this leads to an underground level or has a plant in it though.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!

$9.07
Via amazon.com

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
Via amazon.com

Dog Triceratops Costume

Dog Triceratops Costume
Super cute and awesome dinosaur costume for your furry best friend. Great for Halloween, costume parties, or just your regular walks, as it's great for making people smile!
$10.46
Via amazon.com

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's not a pacifier, it's a STACHIFIER! And oh how badass it is. Make your little precious one a cowboy or cowgirl.
$9.96
Via amazon.com

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters
Let your friends and family know the perils of hanging out at your place. Has 8 different Portal 2 warning signs like, "Watch out for falling cubes", "Careful, if you fall in the water, you'll be electrocuted" and more useful safety tips!
$16.08
Via amazon.com

Credit Card Flash Drive

Credit Card Flash Drive
USB flash drives that look like credit cards! They're the same dimensions and will easily fit in your wallet or pocket.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt
You like it but do you "Like" it? A very functional oven mitt that is also fun! (You could say that yes, it puts the fun in functional).
$14.97
Via amazon.com

Inflatable Fruitcake

Inflatable Fruitcake
Everyone loves fruitcake! Wait, NOBODY likes fruitcake! Why this product then? We don't know, it just makes good, fun, sense. Also it should last just about as long as a real fruitcake, i.e. centuries.
$10.80
Via amazon.com

Handy KeyTool Keyring Multi-Tool

Handy KeyTool Keyring Multi-Tool
A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.
$14.00
Via amazon.com

Splat Stan Drink Coaster

Splat Stan Drink Coaster
A spiffy drink coaster that's a nice conversation piece. Great for home, office or a gag gift. Works really well as a coaster too!
$10.75
Via amazon.com

Mustache Beer Bottle Marker

Mustache Beer Bottle Marker
Keep close dibs on your beer! After a few drinks you know you’re not sure which one is yours. These markers let you designate and keep your beer at hand!
$8.99
Via amazon.com

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

A fun game - can you get your spilled coffee through the maze? Great for boring work meetings or Monday mornings

$8.99
Via amazon.com

Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt

Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt
This T-shirt is the reminder of the ultimate decision maker and argument solver. Good old rock, paper scissors, man. Nothing beats it. Let's go, best 2 out of 3 wins.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks
Beautiful rainbow stickers in over a dozen different designs for your Macbook Pro or Macbook Air! These are stickers and very thin, so they don't interfere with your typing.
$10.00
Via amazon.com

On-The-Go Cereal Bowl

On-The-Go Cereal Bowl
The coolest cereal bowl to take with you to work or other outings. Has two bowls: one to keep cereal dry, and one with a gel at the bottom you freeze to keep the milk cold.
$11.95
Via amazon.com

6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt

6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt
Be prepared is the old Boy Scout motto. Well you can carry a whole 6-pack with you with this puppy!
 
$7.31
Via amazon.com

Dachshund Dog Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Dachshund Dog Shaped Ice Cube Tray
For the Dachshund lover in your life, or just someone who really likes odd things. This is certainly odd. It will definitely make people tilt their heads inquisitively when you put some dog-shaped ice cubes in their drink.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

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