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This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!
A super cute mustache necklace - handmade from an Etsy shop. Keep a mustache handy at all times! Great for regular display on chest or applied to upper lip. You never know when you might need a mustach, so keep it at the ready.
A useful manual about how to take out zombie after the zombie apocalypse. Even if the apocalypse doesn't happen, you'll learn valuable tips in the realm of combat marksmanship, self-defense and DIY Force on Force drills.
Codenames! This is the game of the year for 2016 by several popular board game review sites. But it's not really a "board game", nor is it a "card game" necessarily. This game defies a genre, but it's still really cool.
With Christmas right around the corner, don't forget to dress the part with the most illogical Santa hat you'll ever see. Please, don't be a red shirt - Get your Science blue hat with Spock hairline, pointy ears and Starfleet insignia before it's too late!
Are you a trekkie? Do you call yourself that? Do you love Star Trek but hate the work "trekkie?" Well, this Trek emblem may just be for you. It's the classic fish shape with that slight tweak to look like a Starfleet ship.
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.
It's true, technically the glass is always full. It's just how we look at things a lot of the time. This "Glass is always full shirt" just might make someone smile or think more positively, and that can't be a bad thing.
Unlike other six-pack belt holsters, this one has the trump card: each slot is insulated! Keep a six pack on you AND keep your hands free. Bonus: it has a built-in pocket to hold money, your ID, credit cards or other little things.
Hide your stuff in plain site with a book that is also a safe! Comes with a book jacket entitled "Undercover Book Safe" but the actual book will vary. This is a real book and will not look fake at all!
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
Everyone loves fruitcake! Wait, NOBODY likes fruitcake! Why this product then? We don't know, it just makes good, fun, sense. Also it should last just about as long as a real fruitcake, i.e. centuries.
An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!
Includes two kitties and 4 tails for your driving enjoyment. Actually it won't be *your* enjoyment, it'll be the enjoyment of those driving near you, but whatevs. We highly recommend the grumpy car version, but hey if you're the cheerful optimistic type that's fine too.
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
Amaze co-workers family and friends with this Terminator 2-like metal. The melting point is the temperature of the human body, so by holding it, it melts in your hand. The cool thing is you can keep reusing it, letting it solidify and melt again.
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
It's up to you to prevent forest fires, as those of us who Remember Smokey the Bear used to say. But just imagine a dead, zombified Smokey the Bear coming at you and you've got to put him out of his misery before he chomps on your arm.