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Kill Count Car Decal

Kill Count Car Decal

This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Money Clip Multi-Tool

Money Clip Multi-Tool
An awesome little money clip that doubles as a multi-tool - has a built in knife, scissors, file and flathead screwdriver. 2" long, 1" wide.
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Butt / Face Towel

Butt / Face Towel
This is a clear way to distinguish your butt from your face. This towel should help you keep the ass end on the right side and your face clear from getting the ass-end.
$14.57
Via amazon.com

Lockpick Practice Kit

Lockpick Practice Kit
Learn how to pick a lock, just like in the movies!
$9.79
Via amazon.com

Flexible USB Mini Fan

Flexible USB Mini Fan
A small USB fan that plugs right into your PC, desktop, laptop or wall charger.
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Mustache Necklace

Mustache Necklace

A super cute mustache necklace - handmade from an Etsy shop. Keep a mustache handy at all times! Great for regular display on chest or applied to upper lip. You never know when you might need a mustach, so keep it at the ready.

$10.00
Via etsy.com

Pizza Cutter Power Saw

Pizza Cutter Power Saw
Cut pizza like a boss (like a bauwss!) with this pizza cutter shaped in the form of a hand saw. 
 
$11.97
Via amazon.com

Nintendo GameBoy Beach Towel

Nintendo GameBoy Beach Towel
GameBoy beach towel is perfect for the retro gamer who likes to be portable and get out to the beach sometimes. Let the world know that the GameBoy was the best handheld portable gaming unit evah!
 
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Smiley Face Belt Buckle

Smiley Face Belt Buckle
Cheer up, buttercup. Why so glum, chum? This belt buckle is sure to elicit smiles from people, as well as cheer you up on a bad day. 
$9.85
Via amazon.com

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt
Ssssssssssss..... Boom! Watch out, and get ready because the Creepers are coming. Keep people on their toes with this Creeper shirt.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Deep Tea Diver Loose Tea Infuser

Deep Tea Diver Loose Tea Infuser
Love tea? So do we. And this submariner is awesome and will infuse your tea quite nicely and in style.
$11.58
Via amazon.com

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt
Looking for an alternative to the ugly Christmas sweater? Then this might just be the shirt for you. It's your no muss, no fuss, fun Christmas t-shirt!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Phone/Tablet Joystick

Phone/Tablet Joystick
A real, physical joystick for your iPhone, iPad or Android device. Works on anything with a touchscreen.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Light Up Ice Cubes

Light Up Ice Cubes
Freeze 'em and toss them in a drink. They'll sparkle and light up your drinks for hours. A pack of 12 LED ice cubes.
 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Electric Paper Airplane Kit

Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Paper Airplanes driven by an electric, rechargable propeller - simply attach the PowerUp power module to your paper airplane for up to 30 seconds of flight - and then do it again and again!
$15.12
Via amazon.com

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles
Simply put, Tekno Bubbles lets you blow bubbles that light up under a blacklight! Super groovy, entrancing and a cheap way to cheer people up and add to a cool party.
$5.76
Via amazon.com

Pitiful Cat Shirt

Pitiful Cat Shirt
It's not quite grumpy cat, but it looks even cuter and more pitiable. This shirt is quite a great smile-maker, as we can attest to! 
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Arcade Light Switch

Arcade Light Switch
Replaces your light switch cover with a joystick - and 2 arcade sound effects! More pew pew, less QQ in your day.
$11.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt
You like it but do you "Like" it? A very functional oven mitt that is also fun! (You could say that yes, it puts the fun in functional).
$14.97
Via amazon.com

Bacon Scented Spray Freshener

Bacon Scented Spray Freshener
Mmmm...maple-flavored bacon....spray it anywhere that has that not-so-fresh smell, or just for shits and giggles. 
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier

Give your kid a bit more class. Or better yet, randomly give a mustache pacifier to someone else's kid so they can look like a sir. Does not pacify unruly mustaches.

$9.85
Via amazon.com

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet
Whether you're loaded or not, you can look like it - this wallet looks like a stack of $100's!
$18.91
Via amazon.com

I Love Lamp Anchorman Shirt

I Love Lamp Anchorman Shirt
It's a simple shirt, yet very effective at making those familar with Anchorman smile. We love lamp too.
$13.95
Via amazon.com

I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug

I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug
"I do what I want" - a battle-cry/motto that many of us can get behind. 
$11.42
Via amazon.com

Zombie Shooting Guide

Zombie Shooting Guide
A useful manual about how to take out zombie after the zombie apocalypse. Even if the apocalypse doesn't happen, you'll learn valuable tips in the realm of combat marksmanship, self-defense and DIY Force on Force drills.
$15.96
Via amazon.com

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's the Mustachifier! Your baby won't know any different... at least we don't think so. In any case, it's a classy old west style mustache.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Death Star Pet ID Tag

Death Star Pet ID Tag
Ok, a Death Star pet ID tag is cool enough on it's own merits. But there's also a QR code on the back that can be scanned to get the pet owner's information.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Quadrilateral Parallelogram T-Shirt

Quadrilateral Parallelogram T-Shirt

Think outside the box? That's so 90s. Think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram, peeps! Don't keep your mind inside a 3-dimensional quadrilateral parallelogram, bust out of it!

$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
Via amazon.com

Crushed Ice Cube Tray

Crushed Ice Cube Tray
A rubber tray that makes ice in thin lines, allowing you to twist the tray and thereby crush the ice into little chunks that are perfect for cocktails or other drinks.
$15.98
Via amazon.com

Codenames Board Game

Codenames Board Game
Codenames! This is the game of the year for 2016 by several popular board game review sites. But it's not really a "board game", nor is it a "card game" necessarily. This game defies a genre, but it's still really cool.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

TeaBagger Tea Infuser

TeaBagger Tea Infuser
The tea infuser you'll have a ball with! Yes, we aren't afraid of really bad puns! 
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

With Christmas right around the corner, don't forget to dress the part with the most illogical Santa hat you'll ever see. Please, don't be a red shirt - Get your Science blue hat with Spock hairline, pointy ears and Starfleet insignia before it's too late!

$19.99
Via amazon.com

Hand-Mounted Tool Light

Hand-Mounted Tool Light
Straps onto either hand for hands-free light! Really cool for working on stuff like computer work, mechanical, or just general fixing stuff around the house.
$6.43
Via amazon.com

Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener

Wear a ring that's also a bottle opener! Super convenient and never worry about needing a bottle opener again!

$9.95
Via amazon.com

Portable Dog Water Bottle & Bowl

Portable Dog Water Bottle & Bowl
A water bottle with a fold-out bowl for your dog. Great for long hikes or just a trip to the dog park. Very handy!
$8.05
Via amazon.com

Zombie Bottle Opener

Zombie Bottle Opener
Most zombies want brains but this one just wants to help you open your bottle of beer. A unique design - great for any zombie lover and an excellent conversation piece!
 
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter
If you need a pizza cutter AND you're a Star Wars geek, look no further! This is the pizza slicer for you.
$14.65
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem
Are you a trekkie? Do you call yourself that? Do you love Star Trek but hate the work "trekkie?" Well, this Trek emblem may just be for you. It's the classic fish shape with that slight tweak to look like a Starfleet ship.
 
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

.40 Caliber Blowgun

.40 Caliber Blowgun
Your very own blowgun, complete with 12 darts.
$15.33
Via amazon.com

Keychain Self Defense Tool

Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Survival Card Tool

Survival Card Tool
Look cool with your own Translucent Blue Survival Tool. Tool Logic's most compact survival card features 8 must have tools including the new skeletonized, serrated knife.
$13.60
Via amazon.com

Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Cutting Board

Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Cutting Board
A really cool gift for any Star Wars fan - it's a medium-sized cutting board with the print of Han frozen in carbonite beneath it.
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Toilet Bowl Night Light

Toilet Bowl Night Light
A nightlight for your toilet! No more stumbling around in the dark or peeing on the floor (not that you do that, guys, we're just saying is all...)
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Fidget Spinner Toy

Fidget Spinner Toy
These are genuinely awesome spinner fidget toys! High quality and will spin for minutes at a time (some say they've had these going for over 3 minutes!)
$8.99
Via thecooleststuffever.com

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat. 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug
A heat sensitive coffee mug that shows people if you're switched on or off!
$10.14
Via amazon.com

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.

$6.94
Via amazon.com

Technically The Glass Is Always Full Shirt

Technically The Glass Is Always Full Shirt
It's true, technically the glass is always full. It's just how we look at things a lot of the time. This "Glass is always full shirt" just might make someone smile or think more positively, and that can't be a bad thing.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster
Unlike other six-pack belt holsters, this one has the trump card: each slot is insulated! Keep a six pack on you AND keep your hands free. Bonus: it has a built-in pocket to hold money, your ID, credit cards or other little things.
$19.50
Via homewetbar.com

Russian Roulette Revolver

Russian Roulette Revolver
This plastic toy gun holds 2.5 ounces of liquor in the handle. Pass it around your table of friends and every time someone pulls the trigger there's a 1 in 6 chance they have to drink!
$13.36
Via amazon.com

Undercover Book Safe

Undercover Book Safe
Hide your stuff in plain site with a book that is also a safe! Comes with a book jacket entitled "Undercover Book Safe" but the actual book will vary. This is a real book and will not look fake at all!
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Gerber "Artifact" Keychain Tool

Gerber "Artifact" Keychain Tool
The Artifact by Gerber is an awesome & compact Gerber tool on the cheap, with 8 tools in all!
$7.50
Via amazon.com

Blowjob Bib

Blowjob Bib
Urm... yeah... we don't know what exactly to say about these. :p Even typing the words "blowjob bib" makes us blush a little bit.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint
Paint that glows in the dark for up to 2 hours! Paint wood, walls, metal, masonry, lots of stuff.
$8.38
Via amazon.com

Cup Egg Holders

Cup Egg Holders
A set of 4 awesomely crafted egg cups. If you've ever tried eating a boiled egg, you know it can be a pain, what with the egg rolling around in a bowl or worse, on a plate.
$16.80
Via amazon.com

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Let's see, Bathrobe: check. Pajama bottoms: check. Wild hair and crazy look in the eyes: check. 6 cats: yup, you got it! 
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Survival Grenade

Survival Grenade
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
 
$18.99
Via rockys2v.com

Plate Dip Clips

Plate Dip Clips
Dip/sauce clips that clip onto your plate. You get a set of 4 clips that are awesome for chip dip, salsa, guacamole, hot sauce, bleu cheese, or whatever else your little taste buds desire.
$7.89
Via amazon.com

Duct Tape Beer Koozie

Duct Tape Beer Koozie
Real men do use duct tape, as does just about everyone on the planet. Now duct tape can insulate your beer or soda and you can show just how much duct tape means to you!
$10.49
Via perpetualkid.com

Left Handers Mug

Left Handers Mug
A basic 10 ounce coffee mug... but one that can only be used with your left hand! No righties need apply! (NRNA)
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Shopping Cart EasyBags

Shopping Cart EasyBags
A shopping bag that fits in your cart - it unfolds and attaches to the side of the cart for easy packing, organizing and then picking up and taking off!
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
Via amazon.com

Inflatable Fruitcake

Inflatable Fruitcake
Everyone loves fruitcake! Wait, NOBODY likes fruitcake! Why this product then? We don't know, it just makes good, fun, sense. Also it should last just about as long as a real fruitcake, i.e. centuries.
$10.80
Via amazon.com

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack
It helps you organize your beer pong games and cups won't get knocked over. But even cooler is that you can freeze it and it'll keep beer cold while you're playing! That's a nice rack.
$19.99
Via kegworks.com

I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt

I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt
I totally would. In a non-threatening, non-sexual, no intercourse manner. Who doesn't like to cuddle?
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug

Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug
An 8-Bit mug like the pipes in Super Mario Bros.! We're not sure if this leads to an underground level or has a plant in it though.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Heart Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Heart Shaped Ice Cube Tray
A sickeningly cute heart shaped ice cube tray you can make over an over! Focus on love and warmth all year round. A great Valentines Day gift too!
$6.05
Via amazon.com

Broom Cleaning Dustpan

Broom Cleaning Dustpan
The only dustpan you'll ever need. And why would anyone get excited about something as dull as a dustpan? Because this one has features not seen before...
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Fake Gold Bullion Bar Doorstop

Fake Gold Bullion Bar Doorstop
A fake gold bar that will make people do a double-take! Use it as doorstop, a paperweight, a conversation piece or to distract people from your REAL stash of gold.
$15.52
Via amazon.com

Magic Balancing Bird

Magic Balancing Bird
An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!
$5.25
Via amazon.com

Chuckit Ball Launcher

Chuckit Ball Launcher
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
$7.28
Via amazon.com

Shark Shower Curtain

Shark Shower Curtain

You can almost hear the Jaws music playing with this shower curtain! It's a nice addition to any bathroom.

$17.99
Via modcloth.com

Owl Tea Infuser by Tovolo

Owl Tea Infuser by Tovolo
A super-cute owl tea infuser! We've seen some really cool tea infusers before, but this one might be the cutest!
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo
This is a set of 2 adhesive photo protectors. Slap a photo of someone you want to prank in one of them and stick it to the bottom of a toilet. Drink some liquids and then do your business.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore

Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore
Tap it to activate the night light - it can be low, medium or bright. Available in 64 stacks. Will not actually transform into redstone dust.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt
Walt Disney he is not. We're talking about freakin' Heisenberg here, the man who can make the purest stuff on the planet.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Black Bar Glasses

Black Bar Glasses
Make it look like your face is blacked out in selfies and other shots!
$9.99
Via perpetualkid.com

To Do List Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop Coffee Mug

To Do List Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop Coffee Mug
This coffee mug says, "To Do List: Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop, Be Awesome". C'mon, you know that's what's up, and in the proper order. :p
$13.99
Via amazon.com

Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Bear Hands Oven Mitts
They're better than using your bare hands... har har har! But seriously, these are cute, fun oven mitts guaranteed to crack some smiles.
$15.60
Via amazon.com

Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal

Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal
Includes two kitties and 4 tails for your driving enjoyment. Actually it won't be *your* enjoyment, it'll be the enjoyment of those driving near you, but whatevs. We highly recommend the grumpy car version, but hey if you're the cheerful optimistic type that's fine too.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Crazy Dog Lady T-Shirt

Crazy Dog Lady T-Shirt

A shirt for the crazy dog ladies out there - also a portion of the proceeds from sales of this shirt goes towards animal rescue organizations.

$14.95
Via lacroixtees.com

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
 
$5.99
Via amazon.com

This Might Be Vodka Coffee Mug

This Might Be Vodka Coffee Mug
There truly is a chance that there's vodka in any given coffee mug at any given time. And when it's at work, the odds are increased by over 34%.
$16.95
Via amazon.com

The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
Via amazon.com

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug
It's a plain and simple yet very distinguished mug with a mustache. That's it and that's all. Or is it? Click thru to read more.
$11.50
Via amazon.com

Gallium - the metal that melts in your hands

Gallium - the metal that melts in your hands

Amaze co-workers family and friends with this Terminator 2-like metal. The melting point is the temperature of the human body, so by holding it, it melts in your hand. The cool thing is you can keep reusing it, letting it solidify and melt again.

$15.67
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt

Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt
Live long and prosper with this oven mitt from the planet Vulcan. Show 'em you're a Trek nerd and keep your hands free of 3rd degree burns at the same time - it's win-win!
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal

Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal
The Weeping Angel from Dr. Who - can be quite a surprise for house guests. Might make guys miss the toilet even more than normal.
$17.99
Via etsy.com

Clip-On Table Cup Holders

Clip-On Table Cup Holders
Cute, colorful clip-on cup holders fashionably extend your table. Even better, they hold beverages in place so they don't get knocked over! 
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
All limbs are removable and interchangeable and the torso can be ripped apart to reveal intestines. Complete with tiny plush brain snack in his hand. Awwww, something for every little girl!
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

8-Bit Fireplace Art

8-Bit Fireplace Art
No fireplace? No problem! This 8-Bit (non-working) fireplace will warm the cockles of your heart. I don't know about you but I always feel funny when I hear the word 'cockles'.
$12.95
Via etsy.com

The Black Knight Rises T-shirt

The Black Knight Rises T-shirt
We love mashups. We love the Christopher Nolan Batman series. We love Monty Python's The Holy Grail. We love lamp. And we love this shirt!
$18.00
Via shareasale.com

Pen Cap Utensils

Pen Cap Utensils
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
 
$9.17
Via amazon.com

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

Filters up to 1000 liters of water and removes  99.9999% of waterborne bacteria! Super handy water filtration device to throw in a backpack if your'e going remote for a while.

$19.99
Via amazon.com

What's For Lunch Zombie Shirt

What's For Lunch Zombie Shirt
It's not your typical Zombie shirt, that's for sure. Great for pretending to be a zombie & making people laugh and or alternately be very annoyed at you. Great for parties!
 
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Shirt

Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Shirt
It's up to you to prevent forest fires, as those of us who Remember Smokey the Bear used to say. But just imagine a dead, zombified Smokey the Bear coming at you and you've got to put him out of his misery before he chomps on your arm.
$17.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Keep On Suckin' Infant Snapsuit

Keep On Suckin' Infant Snapsuit
That's right, infants, keep on suckin. We give a big, 70s style thumbs up to your efforts to suck down the milk, whether it be from a real nipple or a fake one.
$15.69
Via perpetualkid.com

QR Wifi Code in Picture Frame

QR Wifi Code in Picture Frame
Ok, this is awesome: it's a Wifi password in a picture frame, in an easily scannable QR code!
$10.00
Via blog.qr4.nl

Mustache Bottle Opener

Mustache Bottle Opener
Mustaches, babes and bottles of your favorite beverage - what more could you ask for? This combines at least 2 of them.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

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