Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster
Unlike other six-pack belt holsters, this one has the trump card: each slot is insulated! Keep a six pack on you AND keep your hands free. Bonus: it has a built-in pocket to hold money, your ID, credit cards or other little things.
$19.50
Via homewetbar.com

Spreddy Bear Sandwich Plate

Spreddy Bear Sandwich Plate
Super cute for kids to make sandwiches on. The ears can be used to hold peanut butter and jelly, the nose has a recessed spot to hold the bread. The mouth is a plastic spreader to apply the PB&J.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

You Had Me At The Proper Use of You're T-Shirt

You Had Me At The Proper Use of You're T-Shirt

Hey, we're not grammar nazi's, that much is for sure. But when you misspell "you're" as "your" you look really dumb. Wear this shirt proudly to help eradicate the problem of ingorance and mipselling!

$9.99
Via tanga.com

Calorie Counting Wine Glasses

Calorie Counting Wine Glasses
A wine glass that helps you measure how many calories AS you're drinking it. Or fill it to the brim at the "who cares" level (this tends to happen after a few drinks).
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Apple iPhone 5 Maze Case

Apple iPhone 5 Maze Case
The Puregear Gamer Case is a really cool little maze, so even if you run out of juice you'll still have the old school analog maze game to keep you occupied!
$18.15
Via amazon.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
$8.10
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Bounty Hunters T-Shirt

Star Wars Bounty Hunters T-Shirt
We're calling in the bounty hunters on you. You skipped out on your loan from some slimy (literally) Hutt and now Boba Fett, Bossk, IG-88, or Zuckuss are after you.
$15.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Chuckit Ball Launcher

Chuckit Ball Launcher
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
$7.28
Via amazon.com

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds
Make 4 shot glasses out of ice! Mmmm, super cold shots from glasses that will melt before you can be incriminated for your drunken antics.
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Mermaid Blanket

Mermaid Blanket
Great for both adults and kids - slip inside it and look like a real mermaid! The bottom is designed to give the tail of a mermaid.
$11.88
Via amazon.com

Plate Dip Clips

Plate Dip Clips
Dip/sauce clips that clip onto your plate. You get a set of 4 clips that are awesome for chip dip, salsa, guacamole, hot sauce, bleu cheese, or whatever else your little taste buds desire.
$7.89
Via amazon.com

Slingshot Chicken

Slingshot Chicken
Why? Why not! Fling this chicken and it makes a rooster crowing sound as it whips across the sky. 
$5.90
Via amazon.com

6 Pocket Couch Arm Rest Organizer

6 Pocket Couch Arm Rest Organizer
An awesome little organizer for your La-Z Boy chair or couch! Has 6 pockets and a flat 11" x 6" area. Great for keeping things neat and within arms reach. 
 
$8.84
Via amazon.com

FREEKey Key Ring System

FREEKey Key Ring System
Key rings suck; you've always got to work to slide keys on or off and it's a huge pain in the arse. These spiffy FREEKey key rings save your fingernails and save you time by opening with the press of a finger. 
 
$6.99
Via thinkgeek.com

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder
A seemingly magical wine bottle holder that balances perfectly to hold just about any wine bottle. A fantastic gift and conversation piece!
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Death Star Tea Infuser

Death Star Tea Infuser
Come to the Dark Side, we have tea! And crumpets, whatever those are. A Star Wars Death Star tea infuser with a Tie Fighter at the end of the chain.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

The Bobcat Mullet Wig

The Bobcat Mullet Wig
Ever wanted a mullet but didn't want to take the time to grow it out properly, only to quickly chop it off after realizing how bad it looks? Worry no more, with the Bobcat Mullet!
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader Oven Mitt

Darth Vader Oven Mitt
This is one right handed oven mitt in the form of Darth Vader's gloved hand. BBQ it up, dark-side style!
$10.95
Via amazon.com

Chip Bag Re-Sealer

Chip Bag Re-Sealer
Re-seal your potato chip bags or any other sort of bags and keep them fresh. It creates an airtight seal and can be used again and again on the same bag! 
 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet
Whether you're loaded or not, you can look like it - this wallet looks like a stack of $100's!
$18.91
Via amazon.com

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
$9.64
Via amazon.com

3UP 3DOWN Card Game

3UP 3DOWN Card Game
A great (and cheap) card game for 2-6 players. Easy to pick up and learn for most ages (your toddler or Grandma with alzheimer’s might not be able to play well).
$8.99
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet
This Darth Vader glove replicates the use of the force...through a powerful magnet! You can push or pull things with the built in magnet.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Lemon Shark Juicer

Lemon Shark Juicer
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
$10.59
Via amazon.com

Hump Day T-Shirt

Hump Day T-Shirt
What day is it? Aw yeah, hump dayyyyyy! Everybody likes to celebrate the middle of the work week and the fact that it's more than halfway over. This is your new Wednesday shirt.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Credit Card Survival Tool

Credit Card Survival Tool
Keep a handy survival tool in your pocket, wallet or purse! Slim design features scissors, nail file, flashlight, screwdrivers, socket, tweezers, rulers & more.
$18.59
Via amazon.com

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit
Your infant has done 9 months of hard time on the inside. He or she has left the big house and is ready to see the world. Advertise it with this hilarious snapsuit! As they say, orange is the new black after all.
$17.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
Via vat19.com

Bondic - The Amazing DIY Fix-Anything Tool

Bondic - The Amazing DIY Fix-Anything Tool
Bondic is an amazing tool that helps you fix almost anything around the house, office or workshop. It's a smart tool that uses liquid plastic and a UV light to transform the liquid into a solid.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Chalkboard Slate Coasters

Chalkboard Slate Coasters
A set of 4 coasters you can write on with chalk - leave a message, write your name, doodle something, get downright vulgar, silly and stupid! You'll be drinking, after all.
 
$19.95
Via shareasale.com

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!

$5.88
Via amazon.com

Stop Staring At My Shamrocks T-Shirt

Stop Staring At My Shamrocks T-Shirt
My eyes are up here! Doesn't exactly get people from stopping to stare at your shamrocks, rather it kind of calls more attention to them. But it's a fun St. Patrick's Day party shirt!
$14.99
Via etsy.com

Selfie Stick For Your Smartphone

Selfie Stick For Your Smartphone
Ok, it's a selfie stick. No self-respecting, classy person should be caught dead with one of these. Right?  Well, that's what we thought... until we actually used one.
$9.49
Via amazon.com

Bike Cell Phone Bag

Bike Cell Phone Bag
A phone bag that fits on the center part of your bike. Will hold larger phones, i.e. Samsung Galaxy S II Epic or an iPhone in an Otterbox and even have room left over for an energy bar and a bottle of water. Also great for your keys, wallet & ID, inhaler, or whatever other little things you might need on a short bike trip.
$8.47
Via amazon.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

The Zombie hand ice mold!
A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!
$12.00
Via amazon.com

The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
Via amazon.com

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's the Mustachifier! Your baby won't know any different... at least we don't think so. In any case, it's a classy old west style mustache.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader BBQ Apron

Darth Vader BBQ Apron
It's a DARTH VADER APRON! It's badass! I can definitely see myself wearing this. What a great Father's Day gift this would make. 
$14.25
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Cookie Cutters

Star Trek Cookie Cutters
A set of 5 Star Trek cookie cutters: symbols of the Federation and the Klingon Empire along with a phaser, the USS Enterprise itself and a Live Long and Prosper hand. Good for all sorts of geeky noms.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Crafting With Cat Hair

Crafting With Cat Hair
Yes, this is real. A crafting book for doing things with...cat hair. Hey, we're not gonna judge.
$10.17
Via amazon.com

Anchorman Shot Glasses With Quotes

Anchorman Shot Glasses With Quotes
Classy shot glasses with quotes from the original Anchorman The Legend Begins movie. You could drink scotch out of other shot glasses, but what's the point?
$15.00
Via amazon.com

2013 Bubble Wrap Calendar

2013 Bubble Wrap Calendar
Once you pop, you can't stop! If you love bubble wrap (and popping it) then you should love this calendar!
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Plant Watering Cloud

Plant Watering Cloud
Water your plants softly and gently with a standard 2 liter pop bottles. Very handy and also works with 1 or 1.5 liter bottles. Just squeeze gently and a nice shower of water will cascade your plants.
$8.65
Via amazon.com

Anyone Who Thinks The Customer Is Always Right Never Worked In Tech Support T-Shirt

Anyone Who Thinks The Customer Is Always Right Never Worked In Tech Support T-Shirt
This is for the Tech Support folk out there - no one else will even believe the stories we have!
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Gallium - the metal that melts in your hands

Gallium - the metal that melts in your hands

Amaze co-workers family and friends with this Terminator 2-like metal. The melting point is the temperature of the human body, so by holding it, it melts in your hand. The cool thing is you can keep reusing it, letting it solidify and melt again.

$15.67
Via amazon.com

Obol Separating Bowl

Obol Separating Bowl
Keep your cereal from getting soggy, your nacho chips divided from the salsa, any 2 foods that you want to keep separated! Never eat soggy cereal again.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Smart and Eco-Friendly Kids Lunchboxes by Goodbyn

Smart and Eco-Friendly Kids Lunchboxes by Goodbyn

Super cute and very useful (and reusable) lunchboxes! A bunch of different compartments to separate food, leave notes, keep things dry - and it fits easily in a backpack.

 

$12.88
Via amazon.com

Crime Scene Tape Dispenser

Crime Scene Tape Dispenser
Tiny crime scene tape for tiny, victimless crimes. Use it around the office for a stolen stapler or lunch, create Elf on the Shelf scene or recreate a CSI or cop show scene. The possibilities aren't endless, in fact they are finite - but they number in the millions.
$5.98
Via amazon.com

Survival Card Tool

Survival Card Tool
Look cool with your own Translucent Blue Survival Tool. Tool Logic's most compact survival card features 8 must have tools including the new skeletonized, serrated knife.
$13.60
Via amazon.com

Mini Phone Humidifier

Mini Phone Humidifier
A portable, mini humidifier that runs on the power of your phone! Just plug it into the bottom USB/Lightning port of your iOS or Android device. Lightweight and portable so you can take it literally anywhere you take your phone.
$13.99
Via amazon.com

Dog Triceratops Costume

Dog Triceratops Costume
Super cute and awesome dinosaur costume for your furry best friend. Great for Halloween, costume parties, or just your regular walks, as it's great for making people smile!
$10.46
Via amazon.com

Unzipped Glass "Bag"

Unzipped Glass "Bag"
This cool bowl is actually blown glass that looks like an unzipped Ziploc bag! Great for candy, nuts, or other party food to leave around and make people smile. 
$17.73
Via amazon.com

Munchkin Card Game

Munchkin Card Game
It's a super-fun RPG-themed card game for 3-8 players featuring unique artwork, funny cards and gameplay that'll keep you coming back for more!
$18.16
Via amazon.com

Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal

Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal
An old classic now available for a perfect fit on your iPad! It features Snow White gazing longingly at the (poison?) apple.
$5.78
Via amazon.com

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle
Ermagerds, it's a Nessie Ladle! It's really cute ladle in the form of a dinosaur and should make for some smiles in just about any kitchen. 
$12.90
Via amazon.com

The Original Rubik's Cube

The Original Rubik's Cube
The classic Rubik's Cube that you were likely unable to solve as a child! Pass it on to a whole new generation who will try to solve it for 10 minutes and then put it down, never to touch it again.
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Octopus Coffee Mug

Octopus Coffee Mug
Those Octopus' (er, Octopi) get big way down in the depths. As you drink your coffee more and more of the creature that lurks below is revealed. Great for a prank or all-around coffee drinking!
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

You know him from the game "Cut the Rope" and you love his tooth-less grin! Well now you can have your very own Om Nom plushy! This adorable, candy-eating character's cuteness is so sweet, it's sickening! (And remember kids, brush your teeth after eating all your candy.. Nom, nom, nom!)

$8.15
Via amazon.com

Lockpick Practice Kit

Lockpick Practice Kit
Learn how to pick a lock, just like in the movies!
$9.79
Via amazon.com

Bag of Unicorn Farts

Bag of Unicorn Farts
That's right, a real bag of unicorn farts! Funny thing, unicorn farts smell and taste just like cotton candy. Makes sense, right?
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Cheap Santa Claus Suit

Cheap Santa Claus Suit
A more or less disposable Santa suit/costume that will do the job for a day. Great for wearing to that office Christmas party or bar crawl.
$10.30
Via amazon.com

Micro Sonic Grenade

Micro Sonic Grenade
Great April Fools prank device - has a "fuse" and will go off in 5, 30 or 60 seconds. Siren is 110-115 decibels! (About the volume of a power tool.)
 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder
We love products that are brilliant despite being very simple and this wine glass holder is one of them. Who wouldn't want one of these?
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

With Christmas right around the corner, don't forget to dress the part with the most illogical Santa hat you'll ever see. Please, don't be a red shirt - Get your Science blue hat with Spock hairline, pointy ears and Starfleet insignia before it's too late!

$19.99
Via amazon.com

Cat Butts: A Coloring Book

Cat Butts: A Coloring Book
This is a messed up adult coloring book, but your favorite cat-lover will probably find it funny! What better way to salute cats butts than by... coloring them?
$5.39
Via amazon.com

College T-Shirt

College T-Shirt
College! Just like John Belushi's character Bluto from Animal House. You don't have to drink a bottle of Jack Daniel's to enjoy this shirt, but it sure helps. Also.. Toga, toga, toga!
$6.00
Via 6dollarshirts.com

Crime Scene Scarf

Crime Scene Scarf
An acrylic scarf that tells people not to cross you. Or that you're a crime scene. The DO NOT CROSS might get people to stop talking to you, or it might make them smile and approach you more. We're not quite sure...
$18.08
Via amazon.com

The Ultimate Grillmaster BBQ Apron

The Ultimate Grillmaster BBQ Apron
An epic must-have for the aspiring Grillmaster. This BBQ apron allow you to be the master ninja of the barbecue. Can hold 6 cans or bottles to re-arm you and your sidekicks, a built-in can opener and more pockets than you could ask for!
$14.85
Via amazon.com

Magnetic Tool Wristband

Magnetic Tool Wristband
This wristband has super strong magnets to help you keep things like screws, nails, small tools and more - awesome for small jobs at home!
$9.85
Via amazon.com

Inflatable Cthulu Arm

Inflatable Cthulu Arm
The creature from the depths lies dormant and dreaming but he will return soon. Proclaim that you are an acolyte of the ancient God from R'lyeh with this inflatable arm!
$11.29
Via amazon.com

Butt / Face Towel

Butt / Face Towel
This is a clear way to distinguish your butt from your face. This towel should help you keep the ass end on the right side and your face clear from getting the ass-end.
$14.57
Via amazon.com

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game
Makes the boring, classic tic tac toe game a lot more fun. And a lot more challenging after the first game!
$10.25
Via amazon.com

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover
Removes fat from food - for real? This product is something that we were a bit skeptical about but after trying it we can attest that it does work.
$10.06
Via amazon.com

Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal

Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal
Includes two kitties and 4 tails for your driving enjoyment. Actually it won't be *your* enjoyment, it'll be the enjoyment of those driving near you, but whatevs. We highly recommend the grumpy car version, but hey if you're the cheerful optimistic type that's fine too.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt
Hah!! I found this humerus shirt humerous. Ah, the joys of homonyms!
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

It's...um bacon... need we say more? Well we will! You should never leave home without a towel, and if you're going to have a towel, you could do worse than a bacon-themed towel.

$8.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Game of Thrones Coasters

Game of Thrones Coasters
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister. 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray
A tray to help make awesome & perfectly square ice cubes. Technically they'd be called cubes, as squares are only two-dimensional. So really, standard ice cubes aren't ice cubes. They're not cubes at all, they're little slices or something. Anyway...
$7.95
Via homewetbar.com

Magical Unicorn Mask

Magical Unicorn Mask
In short, just about anything you want to accomplish can happen with the aid of a magical unicorn mask. You've just got to believe...
$19.86
Via amazon.com

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Let's see, Bathrobe: check. Pajama bottoms: check. Wild hair and crazy look in the eyes: check. 6 cats: yup, you got it! 
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Lightsaber Umbrella

Lightsaber Umbrella
We can just hear the swish of an active lightsaber with this thing, cutting through the rain!
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Guy Fawkes Mask / V For Vendetta Mask

Guy Fawkes Mask / V For Vendetta Mask

"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder treason and plot." Made popular by the movie V For Vendetta, originally for Guy Fawkes Day and today worn by members of Anonymous. Tell everyone that the status quo should not be tolerated. Revolution!

$7.99
Via amazon.com

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush
The potato version of GladOS, in plush form. Equipped with 10 different audio clips from Portal 2 and just enough energy to give you crap.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
Via amazon.com

Android Ice Cube Tray

Android Ice Cube Tray
An ice cube tray that makes cute little android ice cubes! Some say the Android mascot is called Mike, Droid, or BugDroid around the Google offices.
 
$12.00
Via deadzebra.com

Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone

Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone
These gloves are for using an iPhone, Android or other touch screen devices without having to take off the gloves and get your fingers all cold! Keep your hands warm and use your phone or tablet with no problem all winter!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib
Start your impressionable babies mind out right and learn 'em good. This bib has elements of the periodic table including:  Gemanium (Ge), Nickel (Ni), Uranium (U) and Sulphur (S). 
$12.00
Via etsy.com

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

Cute and spruces up any work environment of home office! Features a blue dude sitting on the toilet and it can hole pens, functions os a tape dispenser and cutter and paper clip magnet.

 

$11.30
Via amazon.com

Mini Ostrich Pillow

Mini Ostrich Pillow
The Mini Ostrich Pillow is smaller version of the Ostrich Pillow that you can take with you traveling or for use at your desk. It's simply awesome for travelling. Stick your arm in it and you have an instant hand mitt cushion. Great for those long flights or car trips.
$16.79
Via amazon.com

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire! If you too thought that somebody was barbequing, this shirt might just be for you. Much better than a cold pop OR bronchitis.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Mister Tea Infuser

Mister Tea Infuser
Great for white elephant gifts - everyone is gonna want this, even if they don't drink tea often.
$7.85
Via amazon.com

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer
It's a laser pointer... mounted on a frickin' shark! How awesome is that!? We're sure Dr. Evil would approve.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier

Give your kid a bit more class. Or better yet, randomly give a mustache pacifier to someone else's kid so they can look like a sir. Does not pacify unruly mustaches.

$9.85
Via amazon.com

Build-On Brick Mug

Build-On Brick Mug
Build bricks onto your coffee mug - whatever your heart desires and brain inspires! Compatible with most block building systems including  LEGO™, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and K'NEX Bricks™.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Splat Stan Drink Coaster

Splat Stan Drink Coaster
A spiffy drink coaster that's a nice conversation piece. Great for home, office or a gag gift. Works really well as a coaster too!
$10.75
Via amazon.com

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand
One cable to rule them all! Helps you easily connect your smartphone to things plus has many different stand configurations. For iPhone & Android.
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

Pizza Cutter Power Saw

Pizza Cutter Power Saw
Cut pizza like a boss (like a bauwss!) with this pizza cutter shaped in the form of a hand saw. 
 
$11.97
Via amazon.com

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter
A sandwich cutter that makes Tetris shapes! We encourage you to play with your food, unlike your parents did when you were a kid.
$15.99
Via amazon.com

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