Beer and Shot Drinking Glasses

Beer and Shot Drinking Glasses
Fun drinking glasses that can hold a pint of beer (16 ounces) or, flipped upside down, can hold a shot of your favorite licquor (2 ounces). A set of 2 glasses made of blown borosilicate glass, whatever that is.
 
$17.95
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Plant Watering Cloud

Plant Watering Cloud
Water your plants softly and gently with a standard 2 liter pop bottles. Very handy and also works with 1 or 1.5 liter bottles. Just squeeze gently and a nice shower of water will cascade your plants.
$8.65
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Gravy Candy

Gravy Candy
Simply put, it's... er...gravy candy. Quite frankly we're not sure if it's a good thing but we're up for trying anything once!
 
$9.94
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Marty McFly Hat

Marty McFly Hat
Marty, you've got to come back with me! Even if you can't get back in time, you can pretend with this spiffy hat from Back to the Future 2.
$19.77
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What If I Told You T-Shirt

What If I Told You T-Shirt
Doesn't make sense? Well then go back and read that first line again. Funny our how brains work sometimes. 
$12.99
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3 Wolf Flag Shirt

3 Wolf Flag Shirt
This shirt says, "I've got a mullet or would like to grow one but my significant other won't let me and/or I'm incapable of growing one." It also says, "I freakin rock hard and I love this country".
$18.95
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Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-Shirt

Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-Shirt
The zombie outbreak is going to happen someday, and until then you can claim to be prepared. Although we guess everybody can be prepared pretty quickly just by grabbing a shotgun, baseball bat or chainsaw.
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Pitiful Cat Shirt

Pitiful Cat Shirt
It's not quite grumpy cat, but it looks even cuter and more pitiable. This shirt is quite a great smile-maker, as we can attest to! 
$13.95
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Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Just like coffee brings some of us to life, this mug gains a heart when filled with a hot beverage. Legend of Zelda FTW!

$8.96
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Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt
I'm only capable of one-word grunts until I've had my fix. I'm not proud of it, but at least caffiene is a relatively healthy addiction. So please, make me some coffee or get out of the way.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Game of Thrones Coasters

Game of Thrones Coasters
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister. 
$9.99
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Fidget Cube / Fidget Dice

Fidget Cube / Fidget Dice
This serves the same purpose as the fidget spinner, but with more variety and functions. It is a die instead of a spinner.
$9.99
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Death Star Lollipops

Death Star Lollipops
Save the galaxy and destroy each Death Star lollipop with your own tongue! How many licks does it take to destroy a Death Star? Maybe 3, but find out yourself :p
$13.00
Via etsy.com

Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy

Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy
A fry batter tub from Los Pollos Hermanos - complete with 1 ounce of "Blue sky" meth candy as if cooked by none other than the infamous Heisenberg.
$8.28
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Anyone Who Thinks The Customer Is Always Right Never Worked In Tech Support T-Shirt

Anyone Who Thinks The Customer Is Always Right Never Worked In Tech Support T-Shirt
This is for the Tech Support folk out there - no one else will even believe the stories we have!
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie
The Doctor has prescribed you the right medicine, in the form of God-given beer. Dr. Feelgood gave you a prescription for as many as you can drink of the 12oz. liquid happiness!
$9.95
Via homewetbar.com

Apple iPhone 5 Maze Case

Apple iPhone 5 Maze Case
The Puregear Gamer Case is a really cool little maze, so even if you run out of juice you'll still have the old school analog maze game to keep you occupied!
$18.15
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Brain Slug Headband

Brain Slug Headband
Are you feeling too aware and overburdened with the freedom of choice? Then try Brain Slug®! Great for a Halloween costume: just slap it on, put on a vapid, glassy-eyed look, and speak monotonously. This 'lil guy will live comfortable as a parasite on your head for as long as you as you have the brains to feed it.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

Hey, you might be entry-level, but you're DAMN GOOD at it, and it's time to let everyone know. If you work at a place that isn't quick to promote, this is great! Go ahead, toot your own horn.

 

$18.95
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Ice Pack Booze Flask

Ice Pack Booze Flask
A badass "ice pack" designed to hide your booze in plain sight! Toss it in a cooler and no one will be the wiser.
$9.49
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Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks
Beautiful rainbow stickers in over a dozen different designs for your Macbook Pro or Macbook Air! These are stickers and very thin, so they don't interfere with your typing.
$10.00
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X-Men Logo Coffee Mug

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug
The X-Men seem to never get old. This classic-looking black mug is simple and awesome, and reminds us of the X-Men comics from the 80s.
$9.54
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Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula

Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula
A lightsaber spatula! How many nerdy chefs-to-be would love to cook with such a cool spatula? 
$14.87
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St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat
Why? Because it's awesome. We're not sure why bishops are affiliated with St. Patrick's Day - it's probably some Catholic thing - but we like this. You might just be the life of the party with it.
$11.59
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Car Swivel Food Tray

Car Swivel Food Tray

If you ever eat in your car, this could be awesome. It attaches in your car's cup holder and swivels to the angle you need. Quit spilling stuff on yourself or your car's floor and seats.

$11.95
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Cup Egg Holders

Cup Egg Holders
A set of 4 awesomely crafted egg cups. If you've ever tried eating a boiled egg, you know it can be a pain, what with the egg rolling around in a bowl or worse, on a plate.
$16.80
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Pen Cap Utensils

Pen Cap Utensils
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
 
$9.17
Via amazon.com

The Black Knight Rises T-shirt

The Black Knight Rises T-shirt
We love mashups. We love the Christopher Nolan Batman series. We love Monty Python's The Holy Grail. We love lamp. And we love this shirt!
$18.00
Via shareasale.com

Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug

This ninja mug has been known to bestow ninja powers upon people. If people can't see you after drinking from it, it's either working or you're finally going crazy. Maybe both.

$9.64
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Pancake Pen Bottle

Pancake Pen Bottle
Holds 3 cups of pancake batter that you can use to draw letters, shapes, symbols & more. Has clear sides and markings so you can mix ingredients inside the pancake bottle.
 
$8.47
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Bathtub Wine Glass Holder

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder
We love products that are brilliant despite being very simple and this wine glass holder is one of them. Who wouldn't want one of these?
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

Duct Tape Beer Koozie

Duct Tape Beer Koozie
Real men do use duct tape, as does just about everyone on the planet. Now duct tape can insulate your beer or soda and you can show just how much duct tape means to you!
$10.49
Via perpetualkid.com

Ancient Roman Coin

Ancient Roman Coin
Buy a REAL ancient roman coin for just $20! These are totally legit and you can own a piece of history.
$19.99
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Wallet Ninja Pocket Multi-Tool

Wallet Ninja Pocket Multi-Tool
A pocket multi-tool for the Ninja among us. Ninja use many weapons and this is perhaps one of the most versatile; it features a letter opener, box opener, cell phone stand, a number of hex wrench sizes, screwdriver, bottle opener, can opener, peeler, ruler (in inches) and more!
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

The Zombie hand ice mold!
A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Cookie Cutters

Star Trek Cookie Cutters
A set of 5 Star Trek cookie cutters: symbols of the Federation and the Klingon Empire along with a phaser, the USS Enterprise itself and a Live Long and Prosper hand. Good for all sorts of geeky noms.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume
Yeee-haw! Your dog may or may not love this, but most people will get a kick out of seeing your dog walking around with a little cowboy holding on for dear life.
 
$14.08
Via amazon.com

Dressy Napkin Tie

Dressy Napkin Tie
Classin' the joint up! The temporary napkin tie is easily applied, much simpler than a real tie. 
 
$6.99
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Mustache Drink Markers

Mustache Drink Markers
Mark your drink like a sir, and show off your awesome mustache every time you take a drink! Fun AND functional, as you'll know which drink is yours and if someone else is drinking it.
$7.50
Via homewetbar.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
$8.10
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Party Finger Rats

Party Finger Rats
The package says they're ideal for "NIGHT BLOGGING". O.o We can imagine being at a club and live blogging with these ... finger rats ... on. Really, who comes up with this stuff!?
$6.82
Via amazon.com

Finger Mustache Temporary Tattoos

Finger Mustache Temporary Tattoos
Eight different mustache designs guaranteed to liven up any gathering! Easy to apply and they quickly add class! A hit with the ladies to be sure. #likeASir
 
$5.99
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Zombie Shooting Guide

Zombie Shooting Guide
A useful manual about how to take out zombie after the zombie apocalypse. Even if the apocalypse doesn't happen, you'll learn valuable tips in the realm of combat marksmanship, self-defense and DIY Force on Force drills.
$15.96
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Spreddy Bear Sandwich Plate

Spreddy Bear Sandwich Plate
Super cute for kids to make sandwiches on. The ears can be used to hold peanut butter and jelly, the nose has a recessed spot to hold the bread. The mouth is a plastic spreader to apply the PB&J.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug

Super Mario Pipe Coffee Mug
An 8-Bit mug like the pipes in Super Mario Bros.! We're not sure if this leads to an underground level or has a plant in it though.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Octopus Coffee Mug

Octopus Coffee Mug
Those Octopus' (er, Octopi) get big way down in the depths. As you drink your coffee more and more of the creature that lurks below is revealed. Great for a prank or all-around coffee drinking!
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Mustache Bandages

Mustache Bandages
It's all about the mustache. It gives a certain air of dignity and classiness that you just can't get with any other sort of facial hair shape. And with these bandages, hey: insta-stache!
 
$6.39
Via amazon.com

Coffee Mug - I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them like a lady

Coffee Mug -  I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them like a lady
The perfect coffee mug for my wife who, indeed, does spew profanities (but she does it like a lady most of the time!)
$10.01
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Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold
The Millennium Falcon, in your drink, how cool is that? Also works great as a chocolate mold.
$7.99
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Google Cardboard VR Glasses

Google Cardboard VR Glasses
Perhaps the simplest VR glasses you can get! They work great and they're a great intro to the world of VR.
$5.99
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Rainbow LED Prism Projector

Rainbow LED Prism Projector

A personal rainbow projector! Uses multi-colored LEDs. Just wave your hand to turn it on. Has a bonus prism to project rainbows in the daytime.

$15.97
Via amazon.com

Star Wars At-At Pet Costume

Star Wars At-At Pet Costume
Take down the Imperial Walkers! Your dog might not love this AT-AT costume, but it'll look hilarious and awesome on him or her.
 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet
Whether you're loaded or not, you can look like it - this wallet looks like a stack of $100's!
$18.91
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LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

Filters up to 1000 liters of water and removes  99.9999% of waterborne bacteria! Super handy water filtration device to throw in a backpack if your'e going remote for a while.

$19.99
Via amazon.com

Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt

Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt
This T-shirt is the reminder of the ultimate decision maker and argument solver. Good old rock, paper scissors, man. Nothing beats it. Let's go, best 2 out of 3 wins.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt

Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt
Live long and prosper with this oven mitt from the planet Vulcan. Show 'em you're a Trek nerd and keep your hands free of 3rd degree burns at the same time - it's win-win!
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Paparazzi Censor Shades

Paparazzi Censor Shades

Perfect for nights out when people are taking photos to post on Facebook. Shields your identity so you can get away with just about anything! Great for those worried about Facebook privacy.

$8.94
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Death Star Ice Cubes

Death Star Ice Cubes
Destruction of planets is at hand, and so is a cold drink. A cold drink whose ice doesn't melt as fast as other ice cubes (it's science).
$7.55
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Majestic Rainbow Unicorn T-Shirt

Majestic Rainbow Unicorn T-Shirt
Behold the majestic steed known as the unicorn, replete in all its splendor. All who behold you wearing this glorious T-shirt will weep at the sheer beauty of it. You will be crowned King (and/or Queen) of All Existence....
$13.95
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St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt
What better way to class up the joint around St. Patty's Day? The classic tuxedo shirt with an Irish shamrock twist!
$14.99
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Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit
Why, oh lord, why? We have no idea, but at least it'll keep the focus on you. If you want people popping pieces of your garb, this'll do the trick.
$14.99
Via shareasale.com

Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Cutting Board

Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Cutting Board
A really cool gift for any Star Wars fan - it's a medium-sized cutting board with the print of Han frozen in carbonite beneath it.
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Ninja Cookie Cutters

Ninja Cookie Cutters

These help you make ninja cookies that will attack the taste buds! They may vanish on you and then sneak up from behind. Eat them before they get you. 3 cool action-pose designs.

 
$9.42
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Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark
The Wicked Witch after a house fell on her - the perfect gift for the Wizard of Oz lover in your life!
$8.00
Via etsy.com

Mustache Belt Buckle

Mustache Belt Buckle
The mustachio'd man or woman gains a certain level of respect, power and class. Instantly add these aspects with a mustache belt buckle! Even better since it's a cool-looking bronze.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups
These paper cups have 12 different animal noses and are truly fun for a wide variety of age groups (just so long as you're not uptight, but then what would you be doing here?). It comes in a pack of 24 and has 2 of each style.
$8.34
Via amazon.com

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
$5.99
Via vat19.com

Holy Bible Flask

Holy Bible Flask
A flask inside a bible, because sometimes you just need something powerful. It's a 4 ounce flask for your favorite beverage. Because you should pray to God but row away from the rocks...
$13.94
Via amazon.com

Taco Stands

Taco Stands
A set of 4 taco stands that lets you make a bunch of tacos or once or simply hold your taco(s) upright while you eat. Simple and brilliant.
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Always Be a Unicorn Box Sign

Always Be a Unicorn Box Sign
An awesome, playful wooden box with the words, "Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn" on it.
$6.95
Via amazon.com

Magical Unicorn Mask

Magical Unicorn Mask
In short, just about anything you want to accomplish can happen with the aid of a magical unicorn mask. You've just got to believe...
$19.86
Via amazon.com

Plush Zombie Hat

Plush Zombie Hat
This plush zombie hat is cute, cozy and looks great. Best of all, it won't eat much ... because there's not much for him to eat! Hahahaa...
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Cardsharp Credit Card Folding Knife

Cardsharp Credit Card Folding Knife
That Cardsharp is a super utility folding knife - ultra thin and light and fits in a wallet or pocket easily. Transforms from a credit card sized sheet to a knife with a sturdy handle.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

Zombie Plush Slippers

Zombie Plush Slippers
With these slippers you can quite literally be the walking dead! (Insert groans for a horrible joke here.) But seriously, these things are ultra cute. What is cutter than some fuzzy, plush slippers representing dismembered, bloody heads that crave human flesh?
$19.78
Via amazon.com

Double Walled Beer Glass

Double Walled Beer Glass
A revolutionary beer holder: the double wall helps insulate the beer, keeping it away from the heat of your hand. Also prevents condensation which makes your beer taste 250% better!* (*Does not actually affect the taste of the beer.)
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Codenames Board Game

Codenames Board Game
Codenames! This is the game of the year for 2016 by several popular board game review sites. But it's not really a "board game", nor is it a "card game" necessarily. This game defies a genre, but it's still really cool.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Aura Cleanser

Aura Cleanser

This world will wear on the most positive soul and your aura may get damaged. So spritz away the negativity with this Aura Cleanser! Great for all body types. (*Will not eliminate most Phaetons!)

$12.95
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Zombie Army Men

Zombie Army Men
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
$7.39
Via amazon.com

Coexist Operating System T-Shirt

Coexist Operating System T-Shirt
Can't we all just get along? Why we gotta argue about which computer is better and just use what we like?
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Darth Vader Macbook Decal
I find your lack of notebook modification disturbing. Change that with this decal of Darth Vader (the good version, before, er AFTER, the prequels). Fits on most Macbooks.
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt
Looking for an alternative to the ugly Christmas sweater? Then this might just be the shirt for you. It's your no muss, no fuss, fun Christmas t-shirt!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Jumbo Key Magnet

Jumbo Key Magnet
A huge, old school magnet like in the classic cartoons. It won't pull a roadrunner to you or pull you off a cliff, but it will handily hold your keys!
 
$12.18
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I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt
That's right, you don't just get older - you get better and wiser; you level up!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutters

Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutters
Cookie cutters in a unique shape and design - great for Halloween, Day of the Dead, or just whatever occasion strikes your (slightly evil) fancy!
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Clip On Table Cup Holders

Clip On Table Cup Holders
Keeps cups/mugs/cans in place and you won't knock them off your desk. Also great for mobile homes or people on the move. Great for parties/poker games or any other time people might knock your drink over.
$8.69
Via amazon.com

I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug

I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug
"I do what I want" - a battle-cry/motto that many of us can get behind. 
$11.42
Via amazon.com

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter
A cute way to remove the crusts of bread for picky kids, or, hey even picky adults! Makes 2 same-sized pieces of dinosaur shaped sandwich - specifally brontosaurus shaped.
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Error 404 Coffee Mug

Error 404 Coffee Mug
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
 
$15.00
Via amazon.com

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen
Perfect for Dear John letters, hitlists or just normal notes and memos. has 300 pages and a blood splattered pen that sticks into the victim.
$11.63
Via amazon.com

The Princess Bride Board Game

The Princess Bride Board Game
They made a Princess Bride board game? INCONCIEVEABLE! Play as Westley (AKA the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo, or Fezzik as you relive moments from the awesome, classic movie The Princess Bride.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume
Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.
$15.56
Via amazon.com

Stained Underwear Wallet/Safe

Stained Underwear Wallet/Safe

Eww, ok gross. We apologize - however, this is not dirty at all. It's totally clean; but no one else knows that! Therefore it's a safe place to stash your stuff.

 

$17.99
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet
This Darth Vader glove replicates the use of the force...through a powerful magnet! You can push or pull things with the built in magnet.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

iPhone Horn Speaker

iPhone Horn Speaker

A spiffy speaker in the form of a horn. Looks like a megaphone and sounds great too!

 
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Electric Paper Airplane Kit

Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Paper Airplanes driven by an electric, rechargable propeller - simply attach the PowerUp power module to your paper airplane for up to 30 seconds of flight - and then do it again and again!
$15.12
Via amazon.com

Broom Cleaning Dustpan

Broom Cleaning Dustpan
The only dustpan you'll ever need. And why would anyone get excited about something as dull as a dustpan? Because this one has features not seen before...
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Can of Creamed Possum

Can of Creamed Possum
If you've never tried creamed possum, you are missing out! Ok, this is a total gag gift, but it's a great one! 
$6.49
Via amazon.com

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!

$9.07
Via amazon.com

Russian Roulette Revolver

Russian Roulette Revolver
This plastic toy gun holds 2.5 ounces of liquor in the handle. Pass it around your table of friends and every time someone pulls the trigger there's a 1 in 6 chance they have to drink!
$13.36
Via amazon.com

Mini Phone Humidifier

Mini Phone Humidifier
A portable, mini humidifier that runs on the power of your phone! Just plug it into the bottom USB/Lightning port of your iOS or Android device. Lightweight and portable so you can take it literally anywhere you take your phone.
$13.99
Via amazon.com

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