Bondic - The Amazing DIY Fix-Anything Tool

Bondic - The Amazing DIY Fix-Anything Tool
Bondic is an amazing tool that helps you fix almost anything around the house, office or workshop. It's a smart tool that uses liquid plastic and a UV light to transform the liquid into a solid.
$19.99
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Undercover Book Safe

Undercover Book Safe
Hide your stuff in plain site with a book that is also a safe! Comes with a book jacket entitled "Undercover Book Safe" but the actual book will vary. This is a real book and will not look fake at all!
$10.99
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Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume
Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.
$15.56
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Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug
A heat sensitive coffee mug that shows people if you're switched on or off!
$10.14
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Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush
A replica of the sonic screwdriver used by the 11th Doctor, Matt Smith - but it has an advanced feature that allows it to brush your teeth!
$19.79
Via firebox.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

The Zombie hand ice mold!
A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!
$12.00
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Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks
The shoe that started it all, the Converse high tops improved by Chuck Taylor - now available as socks!
$14.99
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Electric Paper Airplane Kit

Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Paper Airplanes driven by an electric, rechargable propeller - simply attach the PowerUp power module to your paper airplane for up to 30 seconds of flight - and then do it again and again!
$15.12
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Fidget Cube / Fidget Dice

Fidget Cube / Fidget Dice
This serves the same purpose as the fidget spinner, but with more variety and functions. It is a die instead of a spinner.
$9.99
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Hanging Closet Dress Safe

Hanging Closet Dress Safe
Who would think to look in your clothing for your valuables? Hiding things in plain sight is a good (and cheap) way to go.
$9.99
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Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Bear Hands Oven Mitts
They're better than using your bare hands... har har har! But seriously, these are cute, fun oven mitts guaranteed to crack some smiles.
$15.60
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Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
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Dressy Napkin Tie

Dressy Napkin Tie
Classin' the joint up! The temporary napkin tie is easily applied, much simpler than a real tie. 
 
$6.99
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Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

A fun game - can you get your spilled coffee through the maze? Great for boring work meetings or Monday mornings

$8.99
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The Original Rubik's Cube

The Original Rubik's Cube
The classic Rubik's Cube that you were likely unable to solve as a child! Pass it on to a whole new generation who will try to solve it for 10 minutes and then put it down, never to touch it again.
$11.99
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iPad Paper Pad

iPad Paper Pad
It's simply a pad of paper but looks exactly like an iPad!
$6.99
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Giant Googly Eyes

Giant Googly Eyes
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
$6.96
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Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves
Gives you the advantage of webbed fingers while swimming - also great for snorkeling and diving. Hey, we're humans, we use tools and have opposable thumbs so why not use every advantage we can get!?
$13.00
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Death Star Ice Cubes

Death Star Ice Cubes
Destruction of planets is at hand, and so is a cold drink. A cold drink whose ice doesn't melt as fast as other ice cubes (it's science).
$7.55
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3 Wolf Flag Shirt

3 Wolf Flag Shirt
This shirt says, "I've got a mullet or would like to grow one but my significant other won't let me and/or I'm incapable of growing one." It also says, "I freakin rock hard and I love this country".
$18.95
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Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
$7.94
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6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt

6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt
Be prepared is the old Boy Scout motto. Well you can carry a whole 6-pack with you with this puppy!
 
$7.31
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Prism Eye Glasses

Prism Eye Glasses
Awesome for lying in bed and reading! Especially so if you have back or neck problems. These prism glasses let you see things at a 90° angle and totally eliminate the need for head movement.
$16.99
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Prescription Shot Glasses

Prescription Shot Glasses
Shot glasses - just what the doctor ordered! 3 ceramic "medicinal" shot glasses to ease your pain with a couple friends.
$17.74
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Survival Card Tool

Survival Card Tool
Look cool with your own Translucent Blue Survival Tool. Tool Logic's most compact survival card features 8 must have tools including the new skeletonized, serrated knife.
$13.60
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Sap Cap Self Defense Hat

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat. 
$19.99
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Kids Superhero Costumes

Kids Superhero Costumes
You get a set of 5, count 'em, FIVE superhero costumes! They're both DC and Marvel superheroes including: Superman, Batman, Captain America, The Flash and Spider-Man. You get 5 capes and 5 masks and they look super-cute!
$18.95
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Magnetic Tool Wristband

Magnetic Tool Wristband
This wristband has super strong magnets to help you keep things like screws, nails, small tools and more - awesome for small jobs at home!
$9.85
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Ancient Roman Coin

Ancient Roman Coin
Buy a REAL ancient roman coin for just $20! These are totally legit and you can own a piece of history.
$19.99
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ThumbSaver Magnetic Nail Setter

ThumbSaver Magnetic Nail Setter
The ThumbSaver quite simply saves your thumbs! It's a magnetic nail holder that guides the nail, letting you hammer it home without ever banging your thumb.
$12.99
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Always Be Yourself (Unless You can Be Batman) Shirt

Always Be Yourself (Unless You can Be Batman) Shirt
Sage life advice for pretty much anyone, except for maybe Batman or other superheroes.
$17.96
Via snorgtees.com

Ask Me About My T-Rex T-Shirt

Ask Me About My T-Rex T-Shirt
RAWR! Go ahead, ask me about it! For those who like to liven things up with a funny shirt. Does not include tiny forearms although you can certainly pretend.
$16.99
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Wine Glass Holder Necklace

Wine Glass Holder Necklace
Look Ma, no hands! Keep your wine at the ready while still being able to use your hands. 
$11.31
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Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade
Protect your car from sun and heat in classic Star Wars style! People will double take when they see what appears to be the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

Beat It, Hippie Doormat

Beat It, Hippie Doormat
That's right, hit the bricks, hippie. Ok, so you might not actually want people to leave, but it's a nice smile creator. And if a dirty, stinkie hippie from the 60s does time travel and show up at your door, you're covered!
$17.00
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Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal
Nom nom nom... A zombified Snow White about the dig into some tasty Apple brains. Will work on other laptops as well, but fits the 13" Macbook best.
$6.99
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Huge-Ass Roll Of Bubble Wrap

Huge-Ass Roll Of Bubble Wrap
12 inches by 175 freakin feet of bubble wrap! There are all sorts of practical uses, but we just like to pop it!
$17.99
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Emergency Mustaches

Emergency Mustaches

Never be without a mustache. You neer know when you might need one. Great for hanging out and drinking with a group of friends, but especially moreso in public.

 
$7.28
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Scarface Lawn Gnome

Scarface Lawn Gnome
Say hello to my little friend! A twist on the classic lawn gnome, goes well with zombie lawn gnomes. 
$16.29
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TMNT - Ninja Turtles Macbook Sticker

TMNT - Ninja Turtles Macbook Sticker

The original turtles in a half shell, this TMNT sticker will fit most Macbooks. This Macbook decal will also work on other laptops, including PC laptops since the design doesn't incorporate the Apple logo.

$14.45
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Clip On Table Cup Holders

Clip On Table Cup Holders
Keeps cups/mugs/cans in place and you won't knock them off your desk. Also great for mobile homes or people on the move. Great for parties/poker games or any other time people might knock your drink over.
$8.69
Via amazon.com

Donut Coffee Mug

Donut Coffee Mug
Mmm... donuts... the only thing better than donuts is donuts & coffee - and this mug offers the best of both worlds in one!
$8.95
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Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Opinion T-Shirt

Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Opinion T-Shirt
Yes, indeed, your opinion rules over all else. At least on the Internet. In RL, maybe not as much, but this shirt can let everyone know how you feel!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon makes everything better, so why not band-aids? Er, excuse me, "adhesive bandages". Wouldn't wanna get Band-Aid's legal team after us.

$5.75
Via amazon.com

Stormproof Waterproof Matches

Stormproof Waterproof Matches

For reals - these matches are stormproof, waterproof and windproof. Will burn underwater! Also fireproof! ;-) A GREAT item for a survival bugout bag.

$5.25
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Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box

Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box
Time for testing! And at least you'll have your companion cube when you go to work or school.
$16.99
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How to Live with a Huge Penis Book

How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
Advice and meditations on the "problems" that come along with having an above average member. A great coffee table book that'll get people talking... and laughing!
$11.14
Via amazon.com

Black Bar Glasses

Black Bar Glasses
Make it look like your face is blacked out in selfies and other shots!
$9.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Car Emergency Escape Tool

Car Emergency Escape Tool
It may not look like much, but it could save your life; keep this tool in your car and it can cut your seat belt or smash your window in case of an accident.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Shark Bite Oven Mitt

Shark Bite Oven Mitt
Who would've thought that the safest place for your hands would inside the mouth of a Great White shark? 
$10.65
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Whiskey Stones/Scotch Rocks

Whiskey Stones/Scotch Rocks
These stones can keep a beverage cold without water it down! Just freeze the stones and slap them in your drink. Great for whiskey, scotch or other alcoholic beverage but work for anything!
$14.95
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Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game
Makes the boring, classic tic tac toe game a lot more fun. And a lot more challenging after the first game!
$10.25
Via amazon.com

TanSafe Waterproof Safe

TanSafe Waterproof Safe
Looks like regular suntan lotion but this waterproof container can hold all your valuables for a stay at the beach, or just toss it in your car and no one will bother to steal it!
$13.19
Via amazon.com

Dachshund Dog Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Dachshund Dog Shaped Ice Cube Tray
For the Dachshund lover in your life, or just someone who really likes odd things. This is certainly odd. It will definitely make people tilt their heads inquisitively when you put some dog-shaped ice cubes in their drink.
$9.95
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Samurai Sword Envelope Opener

Samurai Sword Envelope Opener
A functional samurai sword to help you slice open your letters and other documents. Might also help you dispatch people you don't want to see / whose work you disapprove of.
$16.68
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Dead Guy Notepad & Pen

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen
Perfect for Dear John letters, hitlists or just normal notes and memos. has 300 pages and a blood splattered pen that sticks into the victim.
$11.63
Via amazon.com

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark
The Wicked Witch after a house fell on her - the perfect gift for the Wizard of Oz lover in your life!
$8.00
Via etsy.com

Pizza Cutter Power Saw

Pizza Cutter Power Saw
Cut pizza like a boss (like a bauwss!) with this pizza cutter shaped in the form of a hand saw. 
 
$11.97
Via amazon.com

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Medieval Weapon Push Pins
A deadly collection of medieval melee weaponry including: Sabre, Single Handed, Broadsword, Katana, Axe (you get 2 of each!) Beautifully crafted and lots of fun.
$10.00
Via amazon.com

Dog Mustache Chew Toy

Dog Mustache Chew Toy
I mustache you a question, bulldog...do you like your new chew toy? Oy, we are full of horrible puns. But your dog will look awesome with this mustache chew toy!
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Mustache Belt Buckle

Mustache Belt Buckle
The mustachio'd man or woman gains a certain level of respect, power and class. Instantly add these aspects with a mustache belt buckle! Even better since it's a cool-looking bronze.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat
Why? Because it's awesome. We're not sure why bishops are affiliated with St. Patrick's Day - it's probably some Catholic thing - but we like this. You might just be the life of the party with it.
$11.59
Via amazon.com

Chuckit Ball Launcher

Chuckit Ball Launcher
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
$7.28
Via amazon.com

Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Cutting Board

Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Cutting Board
A really cool gift for any Star Wars fan - it's a medium-sized cutting board with the print of Han frozen in carbonite beneath it.
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Hand Grenade Screwdriver Set

Hand Grenade Screwdriver Set
A 7 piece set of screwdrivers is hidden within the grenade. Also helps to get a really firm grip!
$5.16
Via amazon.com

Zombie Plush Slippers

Zombie Plush Slippers
With these slippers you can quite literally be the walking dead! (Insert groans for a horrible joke here.) But seriously, these things are ultra cute. What is cutter than some fuzzy, plush slippers representing dismembered, bloody heads that crave human flesh?
$19.78
Via amazon.com

Broom Cleaning Dustpan

Broom Cleaning Dustpan
The only dustpan you'll ever need. And why would anyone get excited about something as dull as a dustpan? Because this one has features not seen before...
$9.99
Via amazon.com

This Might Be Vodka Coffee Mug

This Might Be Vodka Coffee Mug
There truly is a chance that there's vodka in any given coffee mug at any given time. And when it's at work, the odds are increased by over 34%.
$16.95
Via amazon.com

Holy Bible Flask

Holy Bible Flask
A flask inside a bible, because sometimes you just need something powerful. It's a 4 ounce flask for your favorite beverage. Because you should pray to God but row away from the rocks...
$13.94
Via amazon.com

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.

$7.95
Via amazon.com

40" Inflatable Parrot

40" Inflatable Parrot
Parrotheads, rejoice! Your very own parrot that will sit on your shoulder and look awesome. Buffett fans, this one is for you.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Magical Unicorn Meat

Magical Unicorn Meat
Magical Unicorn meat - in a can! Now you don't have to spend months hunting and preparing the elusive unicorn. Great for meat eaters and vegans alike.
$11.66
Via amazon.com

Kaylee's Spacecraft Repair T-shirt

Kaylee's Spacecraft Repair T-shirt
Sci-fi geeks favorite cute mechanic. Everything's just shiny when you wear this shirt!
$18.00
Via shareasale.com

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet
Whether you're loaded or not, you can look like it - this wallet looks like a stack of $100's!
$18.91
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Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
If that meat gets out of line, you can beat it around a bit. Feel badass while doing your food prep!
 
$9.47
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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire! If you too thought that somebody was barbequing, this shirt might just be for you. Much better than a cold pop OR bronchitis.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Binocular Flask

Binocular Flask
A pretty nice flask for sporting events, the beach, or even a bar. Hey, why not? No one would suspect a thing until they see you sipping from your binoculars.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit
Why, oh lord, why? We have no idea, but at least it'll keep the focus on you. If you want people popping pieces of your garb, this'll do the trick.
$14.99
Via shareasale.com

Pizza Cone Kit

Pizza Cone Kit
It's pizza in a cone - what could be better!?
$14.65
Via amazon.com

Ninja Tiger Climbing Spikes

Ninja Tiger Climbing Spikes
Ninja climbing spikes to assist with climbing. These are the real thing and are similar to those used by ninja centuries ago. Don't take them to your local climbing park - they'll tear up the walls!
$13.82
Via amazon.com

Lightsaber Umbrella

Lightsaber Umbrella
We can just hear the swish of an active lightsaber with this thing, cutting through the rain!
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher
Does anyone remember the Tim "Tooltime" Allen grunt? We're doing that right now over this beer bottle opener. The cap catcher at the bottom is the clincher.
$19.95
Via homewetbar.com

Throwing Knives

Throwing Knives
Great little gift but maybe not for that co-worker that's a little sketchy. He might throw them at your cubicle/around your head.
$7.24
Via amazon.com

Quirky Cordies Cable Management

Quirky Cordies Cable Management
Keeps your various cords neat and accessible. All your cords for your laptops, tablets, smartphones all seem to multiply and get messy. This lets you clean them all up!
$12.57
Via amazon.com

Scrabble Tiles

Scrabble Tiles
Just the scrabble tiles and no game? Whyfore? Well because it's a lot cheaper and they're cool! You can do a ton with scrabble tiles, including arts and crafts projects.
$5.90
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Breaking Bad Pot Holders

Breaking Bad Pot Holders
Come on Jesse, come cook with me, just one last batch! 
 
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Car Hanging Bag Hooks

Car Hanging Bag Hooks
This is pretty simple and utilitarian but in practice pretty awesome. Simply hang these hooks off the back of your car seat and increase your storage space! Great for groceries that might otherwise get smashed/broken like eggs, chips, and the like.
$6.92
Via amazon.com

Always Be a Unicorn Box Sign

Always Be a Unicorn Box Sign
An awesome, playful wooden box with the words, "Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn" on it.
$6.95
Via amazon.com

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover
Removes fat from food - for real? This product is something that we were a bit skeptical about but after trying it we can attest that it does work.
$10.06
Via amazon.com

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt
I'm only capable of one-word grunts until I've had my fix. I'm not proud of it, but at least caffiene is a relatively healthy addiction. So please, make me some coffee or get out of the way.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
Via amazon.com

This Is My Zombie Killing Shirt

This Is My Zombie Killing Shirt
This shirt is to let people know what you're up to and just how good you are at killing zombies. The question is, do you kill zombies *in* this shirt or does the shirt kill zombies? Grammar is weird sometimes.
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet
This Darth Vader glove replicates the use of the force...through a powerful magnet! You can push or pull things with the built in magnet.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

That's What She Said T-Shirt

That's What She Said T-Shirt
It's perhaps the oldest joke known to man, although popularized again recently by the Boss of Bosses, Michael Scott. That is indeed what she said.
 
$14.99
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Quadrilateral Parallelogram T-Shirt

Quadrilateral Parallelogram T-Shirt

Think outside the box? That's so 90s. Think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram, peeps! Don't keep your mind inside a 3-dimensional quadrilateral parallelogram, bust out of it!

$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Condiment Gun

Condiment Gun
A great way to play with your food. Holster your condiment guns draw when someone needs some ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, what have you. Fun!
$15.40
Via amazon.com

USB Rechargeable Batteries

USB Rechargeable Batteries
Rechargeable batteries that just plug into the USB port of your computer! Great for your wireless keyboard or mouse or anything else around the house (we didn't mean to be like Dr. Seuss there, but other batteries can't compare.)
$17.40
Via amazon.com

Smiley Face Belt Buckle

Smiley Face Belt Buckle
Cheer up, buttercup. Why so glum, chum? This belt buckle is sure to elicit smiles from people, as well as cheer you up on a bad day. 
$9.85
Via amazon.com

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt
Looking for an alternative to the ugly Christmas sweater? Then this might just be the shirt for you. It's your no muss, no fuss, fun Christmas t-shirt!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

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