Russian Roulette Revolver

Russian Roulette Revolver
This plastic toy gun holds 2.5 ounces of liquor in the handle. Pass it around your table of friends and every time someone pulls the trigger there's a 1 in 6 chance they have to drink!
$13.36
Via amazon.com

Green Army Men Birthday Candles

Green Army Men Birthday Candles
The classic green army men figures in their well-known poses - but as candles! Awesome for kids into army stuff or parties for those in the military and veterans.
$7.95
Via amazon.com

8-Bit Fireplace Art

8-Bit Fireplace Art
No fireplace? No problem! This 8-Bit (non-working) fireplace will warm the cockles of your heart. I don't know about you but I always feel funny when I hear the word 'cockles'.
$12.95
Via etsy.com

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes
Hands-free flashlights that clip onto your shoes! They have white LED and red night-view LED modes. They simply clip onto your shoes or you can weave shoelaces thru the clip.
$7.87
Via amazon.com

Heart Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Heart Shaped Ice Cube Tray
A sickeningly cute heart shaped ice cube tray you can make over an over! Focus on love and warmth all year round. A great Valentines Day gift too!
$6.05
Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Drink Coasters

Breaking Bad Drink Coasters
Four ceramic, kickass coasters from one of the best shows ever. 
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Scrabble Tile Fridge Magnets

Scrabble Tile Fridge Magnets
Scrabble tiles that function as useful refrigerator magnets! 
$13.49
Via amazon.com

Mustache Coffee Mug

Mustache Coffee Mug
A mug with a mustache on both sides of it - show off your sweet 'stache while enjoying your coffee!
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Cheap Santa Claus Suit

Cheap Santa Claus Suit
A more or less disposable Santa suit/costume that will do the job for a day. Great for wearing to that office Christmas party or bar crawl.
$10.30
Via amazon.com

Prescription Shot Glasses

Prescription Shot Glasses
Shot glasses - just what the doctor ordered! 3 ceramic "medicinal" shot glasses to ease your pain with a couple friends.
$17.74
Via amazon.com

I'm Fine Bloody Shirt

I'm Fine Bloody Shirt
You're tough, show everyone it's nothing but a flesh wound with this shirt. Just a "minor" shark attack. You've got another kidney anyway.
 
$17.99
Via badideatshirts.com

Deep Tea Diver Loose Tea Infuser

Deep Tea Diver Loose Tea Infuser
Love tea? So do we. And this submariner is awesome and will infuse your tea quite nicely and in style.
$11.58
Via amazon.com

Rhino Shield Screen Protector

Rhino Shield Screen Protector
This Kickstarter phone screen protector weighs little and claims to stop all but the most devastating of drops!
$12.00
Via kickstarter.com

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A) A yummy peanut butter & jelly sandwich B) A small pocket/wallet type of device - Nifty!
$6.59
Via amazon.com

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

When they reach a certain age, kids might not admit that you're the greatest mom, but you're still the okayest. This mug shows the undying love you have for uh.... the World's Okayest Mom. :)

$15.00
Via amazon.com

Error 404 Coffee Mug

Error 404 Coffee Mug
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
 
$15.00
Via amazon.com

Cardsharp Credit Card Folding Knife

Cardsharp Credit Card Folding Knife
That Cardsharp is a super utility folding knife - ultra thin and light and fits in a wallet or pocket easily. Transforms from a credit card sized sheet to a knife with a sturdy handle.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

Bacon Scented Spray Freshener

Bacon Scented Spray Freshener
Mmmm...maple-flavored bacon....spray it anywhere that has that not-so-fresh smell, or just for shits and giggles. 
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer
It's a laser pointer... mounted on a frickin' shark! How awesome is that!? We're sure Dr. Evil would approve.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Mini Ostrich Pillow

Mini Ostrich Pillow
The Mini Ostrich Pillow is smaller version of the Ostrich Pillow that you can take with you traveling or for use at your desk. It's simply awesome for travelling. Stick your arm in it and you have an instant hand mitt cushion. Great for those long flights or car trips.
$16.79
Via amazon.com

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

A fun game - can you get your spilled coffee through the maze? Great for boring work meetings or Monday mornings

$8.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Beer Bottle Marker

Mustache Beer Bottle Marker
Keep close dibs on your beer! After a few drinks you know you’re not sure which one is yours. These markers let you designate and keep your beer at hand!
$8.99
Via amazon.com

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal
Nom nom nom... A zombified Snow White about the dig into some tasty Apple brains. Will work on other laptops as well, but fits the 13" Macbook best.
$6.99
Via amazon.com

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

Filters up to 1000 liters of water and removes  99.9999% of waterborne bacteria! Super handy water filtration device to throw in a backpack if your'e going remote for a while.

$19.99
Via amazon.com

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie
The Doctor has prescribed you the right medicine, in the form of God-given beer. Dr. Feelgood gave you a prescription for as many as you can drink of the 12oz. liquid happiness!
$9.95
Via homewetbar.com

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter
If you need a pizza cutter AND you're a Star Wars geek, look no further! This is the pizza slicer for you.
$14.65
Via amazon.com

Hand-Mounted Tool Light

Hand-Mounted Tool Light
Straps onto either hand for hands-free light! Really cool for working on stuff like computer work, mechanical, or just general fixing stuff around the house.
$6.43
Via amazon.com

Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
Via amazon.com

World's Best Cat Trophy

World's Best Cat Trophy
You could give a cat an award for "Loudest Purring" or "Cutest Cuddler" or "Deepest Scratches Given For No Reason".
$9.49
Via perpetualkid.com

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug
Listen everyone, we have very important news: Anchorman is back with Anchorman: The Legend Continues! (Oh yeah, and there's this mug too.)
$16.29
Via firebox.com

Bookmark Thumb Holder

Bookmark Thumb Holder
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
$5.23
Via amazon.com

Electric Stun Pen

Electric Stun Pen
A shocking gag gift/prank that's great for office use and/or for kids. Do people borrow your pens often? Then this is the pen to loan out! It gives just a small kick like that of a 9 volt battery.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Chip Bag Re-Sealer

Chip Bag Re-Sealer
Re-seal your potato chip bags or any other sort of bags and keep them fresh. It creates an airtight seal and can be used again and again on the same bag! 
 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Unputtaball Golf Ball

Unputtaball Golf Ball
An ordinary looking golf ball but will spin unpredictably when putted. A fantastic gag gift for any golfer!
$6.89
Via amazon.com

Rainbow LED Prism Projector

Rainbow LED Prism Projector

A personal rainbow projector! Uses multi-colored LEDs. Just wave your hand to turn it on. Has a bonus prism to project rainbows in the daytime.

$15.97
Via amazon.com

Bike Cell Phone Bag

Bike Cell Phone Bag
A phone bag that fits on the center part of your bike. Will hold larger phones, i.e. Samsung Galaxy S II Epic or an iPhone in an Otterbox and even have room left over for an energy bar and a bottle of water. Also great for your keys, wallet & ID, inhaler, or whatever other little things you might need on a short bike trip.
$8.47
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

With Christmas right around the corner, don't forget to dress the part with the most illogical Santa hat you'll ever see. Please, don't be a red shirt - Get your Science blue hat with Spock hairline, pointy ears and Starfleet insignia before it's too late!

$19.99
Via amazon.com

USB Pet Rock

USB Pet Rock
The new and improved version of Pet Rock: it's USB! What does it do? Absolutely nothing! But that won't stop people from asking about it wondering what it does!
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Ninja Cookie Cutters

Ninja Cookie Cutters

These help you make ninja cookies that will attack the taste buds! They may vanish on you and then sneak up from behind. Eat them before they get you. 3 cool action-pose designs.

 
$9.42
Via amazon.com

Baby Yoda Hat

Baby Yoda Hat
Amazingly cute? Sickeningly cute? You tell us. This handmade Yoda hat is a great way to introduce your youngling to the ways of the Force and Star Wars.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Necklace

Mustache Necklace

A super cute mustache necklace - handmade from an Etsy shop. Keep a mustache handy at all times! Great for regular display on chest or applied to upper lip. You never know when you might need a mustach, so keep it at the ready.

$10.00
Via etsy.com

Color Changing LED Light Bulb

Color Changing LED Light Bulb
An LED lightbulb with a remote control that lets you change to over 2 million different color combinations and different brightness levels!
$10.98
Via amazon.com

Scarface Lawn Gnome

Scarface Lawn Gnome
Say hello to my little friend! A twist on the classic lawn gnome, goes well with zombie lawn gnomes. 
$16.29
Via amazon.com

Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Opinion T-Shirt

Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Opinion T-Shirt
Yes, indeed, your opinion rules over all else. At least on the Internet. In RL, maybe not as much, but this shirt can let everyone know how you feel!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Zombie Blood Shower Gel

Zombie Blood Shower Gel
Mmmmm... zombie blood! Comes in a resealable transfusion type bag with a loop you can hang on a shower head or something similar.
$9.89
Via firebox.com

How to Live with a Huge Penis Book

How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
Advice and meditations on the "problems" that come along with having an above average member. A great coffee table book that'll get people talking... and laughing!
$11.14
Via amazon.com

A Hooded Sweatshirt For Your Dog

A Hooded Sweatshirt For Your Dog
Bitches look great in these hoodies. Yeah we went there. But it's also functional - keep your littler dogs warm in the winter months!
$9.98
Via amazon.com

Magic Balancing Bird

Magic Balancing Bird
An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!
$5.25
Via amazon.com

Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier

Give your kid a bit more class. Or better yet, randomly give a mustache pacifier to someone else's kid so they can look like a sir. Does not pacify unruly mustaches.

$9.85
Via amazon.com

3D Golf Ball Sticker

3D Golf Ball Sticker
A 3D sticker of a golf ball crashed into your car window! Looks VERY realistic and a great gift (or prank) for your favorite golfer.
$10.58
Via amazon.com

Death Star Pet ID Tag

Death Star Pet ID Tag
Ok, a Death Star pet ID tag is cool enough on it's own merits. But there's also a QR code on the back that can be scanned to get the pet owner's information.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Festival Feet

Festival Feet
These disposable shoe covers are awesome for spring and summer music festivals where there's likely to be tons of mud. Protect your shoes without having to wear huge, awkward rubber boots!
 
$9.82
Via amazon.com

Mustache Drink Markers

Mustache Drink Markers
Mark your drink like a sir, and show off your awesome mustache every time you take a drink! Fun AND functional, as you'll know which drink is yours and if someone else is drinking it.
$7.50
Via homewetbar.com

Bacon Tie

Bacon Tie
Sorry vegans, but just know that no animals were harmed in the making of this tie. It's not edible and doesn't smell like bacon, although you'd swear otherwise by looking at it.
$12.96
Via amazon.com

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt
That's right, you don't just get older - you get better and wiser; you level up!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Car Dashboard Mat Grip

Car Dashboard Mat Grip
A rubbery mat that adapts to the contour of your car's dashboard - stick things like your phone, coins, keys, etc. on it and they'll just stick there!
$5.78
Via amazon.com

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!

$5.88
Via amazon.com

Always Be a Unicorn Box Sign

Always Be a Unicorn Box Sign
An awesome, playful wooden box with the words, "Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn" on it.
$6.95
Via amazon.com

The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
Via amazon.com

Aura Cleanser

Aura Cleanser

This world will wear on the most positive soul and your aura may get damaged. So spritz away the negativity with this Aura Cleanser! Great for all body types. (*Will not eliminate most Phaetons!)

$12.95
Via amazon.com

Flexible USB Mini Fan

Flexible USB Mini Fan
A small USB fan that plugs right into your PC, desktop, laptop or wall charger.
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes

Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes
Awesome ice cubes in the shape of Han Solo frozen in carbonite! Does not cause hibernation sickness - although if you drink enough alcohol cooled with this ice, you might not be able to see.
$11.19
Via amazon.com

Brain Slug Headband

Brain Slug Headband
Are you feeling too aware and overburdened with the freedom of choice? Then try Brain Slug®! Great for a Halloween costume: just slap it on, put on a vapid, glassy-eyed look, and speak monotonously. This 'lil guy will live comfortable as a parasite on your head for as long as you as you have the brains to feed it.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet
Whether you're loaded or not, you can look like it - this wallet looks like a stack of $100's!
$18.91
Via amazon.com

Death Star Tea Infuser

Death Star Tea Infuser
Come to the Dark Side, we have tea! And crumpets, whatever those are. A Star Wars Death Star tea infuser with a Tie Fighter at the end of the chain.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Car Emergency Escape Tool

Car Emergency Escape Tool
It may not look like much, but it could save your life; keep this tool in your car and it can cut your seat belt or smash your window in case of an accident.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Wine Glass Holder Necklace

Wine Glass Holder Necklace
Look Ma, no hands! Keep your wine at the ready while still being able to use your hands. 
$11.31
Via amazon.com

Lemon Shark Juicer

Lemon Shark Juicer
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
$10.59
Via amazon.com

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt
What better way to class up the joint around St. Patty's Day? The classic tuxedo shirt with an Irish shamrock twist!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

That's What She Said T-Shirt

That's What She Said T-Shirt
It's perhaps the oldest joke known to man, although popularized again recently by the Boss of Bosses, Michael Scott. That is indeed what she said.
 
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Game of Thrones Coasters

Game of Thrones Coasters
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister. 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
Ok, so the 2000s and up haven't seen great career choices from Cage. Still, the memory of those horrible movies can be driven away by Cage's smiling face on your pillow.
$15.18
Via amazon.com

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter
A rechargeable, wind-proof and weather-proof lighter that you can recharge via USB. Each charge gives you over 150 plus lights.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

3 Wolf Flag Shirt

3 Wolf Flag Shirt
This shirt says, "I've got a mullet or would like to grow one but my significant other won't let me and/or I'm incapable of growing one." It also says, "I freakin rock hard and I love this country".
$18.95
Via amazon.com

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt
Walt Disney he is not. We're talking about freakin' Heisenberg here, the man who can make the purest stuff on the planet.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Sunscreen Flask

Sunscreen Flask
The best way to smuggle booze is hidden in plain sight. Trust us, we know. That why this sunscreen flask is perfect - even for football games, other sporting events or outdoor concerts.
$12.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
$10.94
Via amazon.com

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...

 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
All limbs are removable and interchangeable and the torso can be ripped apart to reveal intestines. Complete with tiny plush brain snack in his hand. Awwww, something for every little girl!
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Death Star Ice Cube Tray

Death Star Ice Cube Tray
This mold lets you make a 60mm Star Wars Death Star ice cube! Destroy entire planets and cool your drink at the same time!
$13.90
Via amazon.com

TMNT - Ninja Turtles Macbook Sticker

TMNT - Ninja Turtles Macbook Sticker

The original turtles in a half shell, this TMNT sticker will fit most Macbooks. This Macbook decal will also work on other laptops, including PC laptops since the design doesn't incorporate the Apple logo.

$14.45
Via amazon.com

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
$5.77
Via amazon.com

Broom Cleaning Dustpan

Broom Cleaning Dustpan
The only dustpan you'll ever need. And why would anyone get excited about something as dull as a dustpan? Because this one has features not seen before...
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Sarcastic Ball

Sarcastic Ball
If you're familiar with its predecessor, the Magic 8 Ball, then you'll love the Sarcastic Ball! This 4" dia ball will help you answer all the important questions in life while providing all the snarky cynicism that you can handle. Yeah, right! What-ever!
$8.51
Via amazon.com

Connectible DIY Drinking Straws

Connectible DIY Drinking Straws
A set of straws to build your own crazy contraption with. Get a few sets and combine them for huge straws!
$9.99
Via shareasale.com

Star Wars Classic Movie Posters

Star Wars Classic Movie Posters
Reproductions of the awesome original artwork from the first Star Wars movie. The original pieces can go for $2000 or more.
$15.99
Via thinkgeek.com

You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle

You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle
It's never a bad time to show your feelings for your loved one and this is a cute way to do it. Write a note on this puzzle and then let your loved one assemble it to complete and read the note!
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Organ Transport Lunch Bag

Organ Transport Lunch Bag
Excuse me sir, is there a kidney in your lunch bag? Not meant to transport actual human organs, but that's way too risky anyway. It will however hold a full lunch including drinks with no problem whatsoever. And it may get some additional odd looks as well. 
 
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Quirky Cordies Cable Management

Quirky Cordies Cable Management
Keeps your various cords neat and accessible. All your cords for your laptops, tablets, smartphones all seem to multiply and get messy. This lets you clean them all up!
$12.57
Via amazon.com

Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug

This ninja mug has been known to bestow ninja powers upon people. If people can't see you after drinking from it, it's either working or you're finally going crazy. Maybe both.

$9.64
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem
Are you a trekkie? Do you call yourself that? Do you love Star Trek but hate the work "trekkie?" Well, this Trek emblem may just be for you. It's the classic fish shape with that slight tweak to look like a Starfleet ship.
 
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit
Why, oh lord, why? We have no idea, but at least it'll keep the focus on you. If you want people popping pieces of your garb, this'll do the trick.
$14.99
Via shareasale.com

The Original Rubik's Cube

The Original Rubik's Cube
The classic Rubik's Cube that you were likely unable to solve as a child! Pass it on to a whole new generation who will try to solve it for 10 minutes and then put it down, never to touch it again.
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock
Features a smart combination lock that seals the top of a Ben & Jerry's pint of ice cream. The only way to get in is to rip apart the box, and that's gonna be messy for any would-be ice cream thieves.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
$5.99
Via vat19.com

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?

$8.07
Via amazon.com

Swiss Cheese Spaghetti Measurer

Swiss Cheese Spaghetti Measurer
One of those incredibly simple yet brilliant ideas - lets you measure how much pasta to use for 1-4 people.
$14.12
Via amazon.com

Codenames Board Game

Codenames Board Game
Codenames! This is the game of the year for 2016 by several popular board game review sites. But it's not really a "board game", nor is it a "card game" necessarily. This game defies a genre, but it's still really cool.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Zombie Shooting Guide

Zombie Shooting Guide
A useful manual about how to take out zombie after the zombie apocalypse. Even if the apocalypse doesn't happen, you'll learn valuable tips in the realm of combat marksmanship, self-defense and DIY Force on Force drills.
$15.96
Via amazon.com

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser
Just squeeze the nose to get the snot-like soap out of it. It's snot a very serious soap dispenser. It'll stick to the wall and is great for a bathroom or shower.
$11.90
Via amazon.com

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