Asshole Repellant

Asshole Repellant
Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
$7.89
Via amazon.com

Russian Roulette Revolver

Russian Roulette Revolver
This plastic toy gun holds 2.5 ounces of liquor in the handle. Pass it around your table of friends and every time someone pulls the trigger there's a 1 in 6 chance they have to drink!
$13.36
Via amazon.com

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters
Let your friends and family know the perils of hanging out at your place. Has 8 different Portal 2 warning signs like, "Watch out for falling cubes", "Careful, if you fall in the water, you'll be electrocuted" and more useful safety tips!
$16.08
Via amazon.com

Color-Changing Shower Head

Color-Changing Shower Head
A 7-color changing LED shower head. It gradually pulses from one color to another and offers enough light to be all you need. No batteries required!
 
$7.84
Via amazon.com

Dachshund Dog Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Dachshund Dog Shaped Ice Cube Tray
For the Dachshund lover in your life, or just someone who really likes odd things. This is certainly odd. It will definitely make people tilt their heads inquisitively when you put some dog-shaped ice cubes in their drink.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

When they reach a certain age, kids might not admit that you're the greatest mom, but you're still the okayest. This mug shows the undying love you have for uh.... the World's Okayest Mom. :)

$15.00
Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume
Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.
$15.56
Via amazon.com

Minecraft Cookie Cutters

Minecraft Cookie Cutters

A set of 5 awesome Minecraft cookie cutters! Includes Steve, pickaxe, sword, cookie and a Creeper, for all your Cookiecrafting needs!

 

$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups
These paper cups have 12 different animal noses and are truly fun for a wide variety of age groups (just so long as you're not uptight, but then what would you be doing here?). It comes in a pack of 24 and has 2 of each style.
$8.34
Via amazon.com

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat. 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Ancient Roman Coin

Ancient Roman Coin
Buy a REAL ancient roman coin for just $20! These are totally legit and you can own a piece of history.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy
This thing is awesome... use it to attach to the bottom of your laundry detergent and it make is SUPER easy to dispense! It'll even catch the drips in the bottom of it. Very handy.
$8.82
Via amazon.com

Coffee Mug - I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them like a lady

Coffee Mug -  I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them like a lady
The perfect coffee mug for my wife who, indeed, does spew profanities (but she does it like a lady most of the time!)
$10.01
Via amazon.com

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt
The fox says many things, so all of these may be correct. Show how current you are (or aren't) with Internet memes!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Mustache Beer Bottle Marker

Mustache Beer Bottle Marker
Keep close dibs on your beer! After a few drinks you know you’re not sure which one is yours. These markers let you designate and keep your beer at hand!
$8.99
Via amazon.com

I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug

I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug
"I do what I want" - a battle-cry/motto that many of us can get behind. 
$11.42
Via amazon.com

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Ninja Disguise Shirt
A ninja may strike at any time. Typically they don't advertise the fact that they're a ninja, but this shirt is merely a disguise. However, you never know when a true ninja might be wearing one...
$16.99
Via amazon.com

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

Hey, you might be entry-level, but you're DAMN GOOD at it, and it's time to let everyone know. If you work at a place that isn't quick to promote, this is great! Go ahead, toot your own horn.

 

$18.95
Via amazon.com

Skull Shot Glass

Skull Shot Glass
Gorgeous shot glasses, a set of 4 made out of real glass. Thick, sturdy and awesome for your favorite poison!
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Iron Man Macbook Decal

Iron Man Macbook Decal

I am Iron Man.... and you can be Iron Man now too! Just hopefully not the alcoholic, dark and bitter 80s version of Tony Stark. Great for 13" Macbooks.

$8.88
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade
Protect your car from sun and heat in classic Star Wars style! People will double take when they see what appears to be the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Fidget Cube / Fidget Dice

Fidget Cube / Fidget Dice
This serves the same purpose as the fidget spinner, but with more variety and functions. It is a die instead of a spinner.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Pen Cap Utensils

Pen Cap Utensils
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
 
$9.17
Via amazon.com

Non-Flammable T-Shirt - Challenge Accepted.

Non-Flammable T-Shirt - Challenge Accepted.
For the adventurous ones who will try anything. If people try to light you on fire, don't blame us.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Crushed Ice Cube Tray

Crushed Ice Cube Tray
A rubber tray that makes ice in thin lines, allowing you to twist the tray and thereby crush the ice into little chunks that are perfect for cocktails or other drinks.
$15.98
Via amazon.com

Gravy Candy

Gravy Candy
Simply put, it's... er...gravy candy. Quite frankly we're not sure if it's a good thing but we're up for trying anything once!
 
$9.94
Via amazon.com

40" Inflatable Parrot

40" Inflatable Parrot
Parrotheads, rejoice! Your very own parrot that will sit on your shoulder and look awesome. Buffett fans, this one is for you.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

The Joker Macbook Decal

The Joker Macbook Decal

Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face! This Joker decal will make your Macbook really stand out in the crowd - So dress it up and have a little fun, would ya?

$7.95
Via amazon.com

Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt

Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt
Just thinking about the Weeping Angels gives us the willies. But it's ok, the Doctor will figure a way out for us. Just moisten those eyeballs and get ready to stare for a while until he can figure something out!
 
$18.99
Via tkqlhce.com

Codenames Board Game

Codenames Board Game
Codenames! This is the game of the year for 2016 by several popular board game review sites. But it's not really a "board game", nor is it a "card game" necessarily. This game defies a genre, but it's still really cool.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand
One cable to rule them all! Helps you easily connect your smartphone to things plus has many different stand configurations. For iPhone & Android.
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

Whiskey Stones/Scotch Rocks

Whiskey Stones/Scotch Rocks
These stones can keep a beverage cold without water it down! Just freeze the stones and slap them in your drink. Great for whiskey, scotch or other alcoholic beverage but work for anything!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Chalkboard Coffee Mug

Chalkboard Coffee Mug
Personalize your mug! You have a blank slate for drawings, messages and pick-me-ups. Draw whatever you want on it!
$12.58
Via amazon.com

Munchkin Card Game

Munchkin Card Game
It's a super-fun RPG-themed card game for 3-8 players featuring unique artwork, funny cards and gameplay that'll keep you coming back for more!
$18.16
Via amazon.com

Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt

Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt
This T-shirt is the reminder of the ultimate decision maker and argument solver. Good old rock, paper scissors, man. Nothing beats it. Let's go, best 2 out of 3 wins.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter
A sandwich cutter that makes Tetris shapes! We encourage you to play with your food, unlike your parents did when you were a kid.
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Bacon Scented Spray Freshener

Bacon Scented Spray Freshener
Mmmm...maple-flavored bacon....spray it anywhere that has that not-so-fresh smell, or just for shits and giggles. 
$5.95
Via amazon.com

TeaBagger Tea Infuser

TeaBagger Tea Infuser
The tea infuser you'll have a ball with! Yes, we aren't afraid of really bad puns! 
$12.95
Via amazon.com

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO
This thing is awesome... it helps you scoop an avocado perfectly every time! 
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Error 404 Coffee Mug

Error 404 Coffee Mug
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
 
$15.00
Via amazon.com

Game of Thrones Coasters

Game of Thrones Coasters
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister. 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal

Moving Tail Kitty Car Decal
Includes two kitties and 4 tails for your driving enjoyment. Actually it won't be *your* enjoyment, it'll be the enjoyment of those driving near you, but whatevs. We highly recommend the grumpy car version, but hey if you're the cheerful optimistic type that's fine too.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

A fun game - can you get your spilled coffee through the maze? Great for boring work meetings or Monday mornings

$8.99
Via amazon.com

FREEKey Key Ring System

FREEKey Key Ring System
Key rings suck; you've always got to work to slide keys on or off and it's a huge pain in the arse. These spiffy FREEKey key rings save your fingernails and save you time by opening with the press of a finger. 
 
$6.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Undercover Book Safe

Undercover Book Safe
Hide your stuff in plain site with a book that is also a safe! Comes with a book jacket entitled "Undercover Book Safe" but the actual book will vary. This is a real book and will not look fake at all!
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Cup Egg Holders

Cup Egg Holders
A set of 4 awesomely crafted egg cups. If you've ever tried eating a boiled egg, you know it can be a pain, what with the egg rolling around in a bowl or worse, on a plate.
$16.80
Via amazon.com

I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt

I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt
I totally would. In a non-threatening, non-sexual, no intercourse manner. Who doesn't like to cuddle?
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug
The X-Men seem to never get old. This classic-looking black mug is simple and awesome, and reminds us of the X-Men comics from the 80s.
$9.54
Via amazon.com

Donut Coffee Mug

Donut Coffee Mug
Mmm... donuts... the only thing better than donuts is donuts & coffee - and this mug offers the best of both worlds in one!
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Magnetic Tool Wristband

Magnetic Tool Wristband
This wristband has super strong magnets to help you keep things like screws, nails, small tools and more - awesome for small jobs at home!
$9.85
Via amazon.com

Flexible USB Mini Fan

Flexible USB Mini Fan
A small USB fan that plugs right into your PC, desktop, laptop or wall charger.
$5.00
Via amazon.com

ADHD T-Shirt

ADHD T-Shirt
Rock out with your ADHD out! Flip the devil horns and start banging your head because you are awesome in spite of/because of your ADHD. And because your shirt is pretty bad-... oh look, a squirrel!
$6.00
Via anrdoezrs.net

Samurai Sword Envelope Opener

Samurai Sword Envelope Opener
A functional samurai sword to help you slice open your letters and other documents. Might also help you dispatch people you don't want to see / whose work you disapprove of.
$16.68
Via amazon.com

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser
Super cute sloth and the tea comes out of its butt. If you don't think your gift recipient would mind sloth butt tea, then this might be a good option. ;-)
$9.87
Via amazon.com

Teatanic Tea Infuser

Teatanic Tea Infuser
This will sit in your tea and slowly infuse your hot water with the caffiene-laced goodness of the tea bag. Just fill the hull with tea leaves, place it in your tea cup and imagine the carnage back in the day!
$9.95
Via shareasale.com

Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Opinion T-Shirt

Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Opinion T-Shirt
Yes, indeed, your opinion rules over all else. At least on the Internet. In RL, maybe not as much, but this shirt can let everyone know how you feel!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Mustache Bandages

Mustache Bandages
It's all about the mustache. It gives a certain air of dignity and classiness that you just can't get with any other sort of facial hair shape. And with these bandages, hey: insta-stache!
 
$6.39
Via amazon.com

You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle

You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle
It's never a bad time to show your feelings for your loved one and this is a cute way to do it. Write a note on this puzzle and then let your loved one assemble it to complete and read the note!
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Car Swivel Food Tray

Car Swivel Food Tray

If you ever eat in your car, this could be awesome. It attaches in your car's cup holder and swivels to the angle you need. Quit spilling stuff on yourself or your car's floor and seats.

$11.95
Via amazon.com

Death Star Pet ID Tag

Death Star Pet ID Tag
Ok, a Death Star pet ID tag is cool enough on it's own merits. But there's also a QR code on the back that can be scanned to get the pet owner's information.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Handy KeyTool Keyring Multi-Tool

Handy KeyTool Keyring Multi-Tool
A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.
$14.00
Via amazon.com

Pizza Cutter Power Saw

Pizza Cutter Power Saw
Cut pizza like a boss (like a bauwss!) with this pizza cutter shaped in the form of a hand saw. 
 
$11.97
Via amazon.com

Wine Ice Cream

Wine Ice Cream
Wine Ice Cream! It's not just wine-flavored, it actually contains wine and has a 5% alcohol content! This is a fantastic wine for breakups, girls nights, or just general relaxing night when you want a pint of something with some kick to it.
$6.99
Via mercersdairy.com

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer
It's a laser pointer... mounted on a frickin' shark! How awesome is that!? We're sure Dr. Evil would approve.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Condiment Gun

Condiment Gun
A great way to play with your food. Holster your condiment guns draw when someone needs some ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, what have you. Fun!
$15.40
Via amazon.com

Doc McStuffins Operation Game

Doc McStuffins Operation Game
A new take on the classic game of Operation. Lots of replay value and something nostalgic for the adults too!
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Beard Trimmer Bib

Beard Trimmer Bib
Connects to your mirror with suction cups and catches all those stray hairs. Makes cleanup a snap - and no more clogging up the sink!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal

Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal
The Weeping Angel from Dr. Who - can be quite a surprise for house guests. Might make guys miss the toilet even more than normal.
$17.99
Via etsy.com

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!

$9.07
Via amazon.com

Camera Lens Coffee Mug

Camera Lens Coffee Mug
Looks like a real camera lens and even comes with the lens cover. The lens cover works as a cover to keep your coffee warm, as a coaster, or a tray for cookies, muffins and the like!
$15.99
Via amazon.com

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt
That's right, you don't just get older - you get better and wiser; you level up!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Fidget Spinner Toy

Fidget Spinner Toy
These are genuinely awesome spinner fidget toys! High quality and will spin for minutes at a time (some say they've had these going for over 3 minutes!)
$8.99
Via thecooleststuffever.com

Prop Money

Prop Money
Prop money that looks *almost* like the real thing. This is the stuff used in movies!
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena
Do battle with lightsabers just like Jedi of old! Seven different Star Wars locations to fight in. Show your mastery of the force as well as thumb dexterity, hand strength and cunning.
$7.10
Via amazon.com

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?

$8.07
Via amazon.com

Harry Potter House Gryffindor Beanie

Harry Potter House Gryffindor Beanie
Wear the Hogwarts house colors of Gryffindor and show your courage. Also available are Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw (although Slytherin was backordered at time of writing).
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

3UP 3DOWN Card Game

3UP 3DOWN Card Game
A great (and cheap) card game for 2-6 players. Easy to pick up and learn for most ages (your toddler or Grandma with alzheimer’s might not be able to play well).
$8.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Cookie Cutters

Mustache Cookie Cutters

I mustache you a question; isn't life better with mustaches? Wear them, then eat them. They cut on one side and the other side can be used as a stamp to get a nice, mustache design on the cookie.

$10.99
Via amazon.com

Coexist Operating System T-Shirt

Coexist Operating System T-Shirt
Can't we all just get along? Why we gotta argue about which computer is better and just use what we like?
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!

$5.74
Via amazon.com

Mustache Cork Coasters

Mustache Cork Coasters
Hmmm, yes indeed, these would class up your drink quite nicely if I do say so myself. Protects your fine surfaces and adds class to your potent potables at the same time.  A great addition to any bar or coffee table!
$8.00
Via amazon.com

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

Cute and spruces up any work environment of home office! Features a blue dude sitting on the toilet and it can hole pens, functions os a tape dispenser and cutter and paper clip magnet.

 

$11.30
Via amazon.com

Garbage Can Pantz

Garbage Can Pantz
A simple yet awesome cover to pretty up your garbage can and give it a makeover! Everyone has the same plain Jane looking garbage cans - why not dress it up a little!?
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Gallium - the metal that melts in your hands

Gallium - the metal that melts in your hands

Amaze co-workers family and friends with this Terminator 2-like metal. The melting point is the temperature of the human body, so by holding it, it melts in your hand. The cool thing is you can keep reusing it, letting it solidify and melt again.

$15.67
Via amazon.com

Pitiful Cat Shirt

Pitiful Cat Shirt
It's not quite grumpy cat, but it looks even cuter and more pitiable. This shirt is quite a great smile-maker, as we can attest to! 
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt

Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt
Dog lovers, this one is for you! My aunt wears a "Crazy Dog Lady" hoodie. Well, you might not want to go that far and label yourself crazy and yet still love dogs. If so, maybe this shirt if for you!

 

$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
$5.77
Via amazon.com

Concentrate "Food For Thought" Smart Lunchbox

Concentrate "Food For Thought" Smart Lunchbox
This smartly crafted lunchbox for adults is very well thought out: it keeps fruit sage and separated and has pots for smaller items like grapes, nuts, yogurt, etc. Bonus: a thermospot on the back that lets you know if it's still cool!
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Minecraft Grassy Block iPhone 5 Case

Minecraft Grassy Block iPhone 5 Case
For the Minecrafters out there, a grassy block case for the iphone 5, 5S, 4, 4S and 5th generation iPod touch. It's a one-piece hard case that just snaps on.
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Morning Mug

Morning Mug
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
$5.80
Via amazon.com

Blowjob Bib

Blowjob Bib
Urm... yeah... we don't know what exactly to say about these. :p Even typing the words "blowjob bib" makes us blush a little bit.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A horse head squirrel feeder! Fun for everyone, including the squirrels. It's a hanging feeder you can suspend from the ground so that the squirrels can stick their heads up into it.
$19.98
Via amazon.com

Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
Via amazon.com

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter
A rechargeable, wind-proof and weather-proof lighter that you can recharge via USB. Each charge gives you over 150 plus lights.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Sarcastic Ball

Sarcastic Ball
If you're familiar with its predecessor, the Magic 8 Ball, then you'll love the Sarcastic Ball! This 4" dia ball will help you answer all the important questions in life while providing all the snarky cynicism that you can handle. Yeah, right! What-ever!
$8.51
Via amazon.com

Unzipped Glass "Bag"

Unzipped Glass "Bag"
This cool bowl is actually blown glass that looks like an unzipped Ziploc bag! Great for candy, nuts, or other party food to leave around and make people smile. 
$17.73
Via amazon.com

Self-Stirring Coffee Mug

Self-Stirring Coffee Mug
A button on the handle gets this mug a'stirrin! In case you didn't realize what it is, it says "SELF STIRRING MUG" in big letters.
$8.52
Via amazon.com

Keychain Self Defense Tool

Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug

Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug
This mug has the best of both worlds and can give whatever message you want. Of course the "Have a nice day" is usually sarcastic...
$11.00
Via amazon.com

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