Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
This plastic toy gun holds 2.5 ounces of liquor in the handle. Pass it around your table of friends and every time someone pulls the trigger there's a 1 in 6 chance they have to drink!
Let your friends and family know the perils of hanging out at your place. Has 8 different Portal 2 warning signs like, "Watch out for falling cubes", "Careful, if you fall in the water, you'll be electrocuted" and more useful safety tips!
For the Dachshund lover in your life, or just someone who really likes odd things. This is certainly odd. It will definitely make people tilt their heads inquisitively when you put some dog-shaped ice cubes in their drink.
When they reach a certain age, kids might not admit that you're the greatest mom, but you're still the okayest. This mug shows the undying love you have for uh.... the World's Okayest Mom. :)
Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.
These paper cups have 12 different animal noses and are truly fun for a wide variety of age groups (just so long as you're not uptight, but then what would you be doing here?). It comes in a pack of 24 and has 2 of each style.
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat.
This thing is awesome... use it to attach to the bottom of your laundry detergent and it make is SUPER easy to dispense! It'll even catch the drips in the bottom of it. Very handy.
Keep close dibs on your beer! After a few drinks you know you’re not sure which one is yours. These markers let you designate and keep your beer at hand!
A ninja may strike at any time. Typically they don't advertise the fact that they're a ninja, but this shirt is merely a disguise. However, you never know when a true ninja might be wearing one...
Hey, you might be entry-level, but you're DAMN GOOD at it, and it's time to let everyone know. If you work at a place that isn't quick to promote, this is great! Go ahead, toot your own horn.
I am Iron Man.... and you can be Iron Man now too! Just hopefully not the alcoholic, dark and bitter 80s version of Tony Stark. Great for 13" Macbooks.
Protect your car from sun and heat in classic Star Wars style! People will double take when they see what appears to be the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
A rubber tray that makes ice in thin lines, allowing you to twist the tray and thereby crush the ice into little chunks that are perfect for cocktails or other drinks.
Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face! This Joker decal will make your Macbook really stand out in the crowd - So dress it up and have a little fun, would ya?
Just thinking about the Weeping Angels gives us the willies. But it's ok, the Doctor will figure a way out for us. Just moisten those eyeballs and get ready to stare for a while until he can figure something out!
Codenames! This is the game of the year for 2016 by several popular board game review sites. But it's not really a "board game", nor is it a "card game" necessarily. This game defies a genre, but it's still really cool.
These stones can keep a beverage cold without water it down! Just freeze the stones and slap them in your drink. Great for whiskey, scotch or other alcoholic beverage but work for anything!
This T-shirt is the reminder of the ultimate decision maker and argument solver. Good old rock, paper scissors, man. Nothing beats it. Let's go, best 2 out of 3 wins.
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister.
Includes two kitties and 4 tails for your driving enjoyment. Actually it won't be *your* enjoyment, it'll be the enjoyment of those driving near you, but whatevs. We highly recommend the grumpy car version, but hey if you're the cheerful optimistic type that's fine too.
Key rings suck; you've always got to work to slide keys on or off and it's a huge pain in the arse. These spiffy FREEKey key rings save your fingernails and save you time by opening with the press of a finger.
Hide your stuff in plain site with a book that is also a safe! Comes with a book jacket entitled "Undercover Book Safe" but the actual book will vary. This is a real book and will not look fake at all!
A set of 4 awesomely crafted egg cups. If you've ever tried eating a boiled egg, you know it can be a pain, what with the egg rolling around in a bowl or worse, on a plate.
Rock out with your ADHD out! Flip the devil horns and start banging your head because you are awesome in spite of/because of your ADHD. And because your shirt is pretty bad-... oh look, a squirrel!
A functional samurai sword to help you slice open your letters and other documents. Might also help you dispatch people you don't want to see / whose work you disapprove of.
Super cute sloth and the tea comes out of its butt. If you don't think your gift recipient would mind sloth butt tea, then this might be a good option. ;-)
This will sit in your tea and slowly infuse your hot water with the caffiene-laced goodness of the tea bag. Just fill the hull with tea leaves, place it in your tea cup and imagine the carnage back in the day!
It's all about the mustache. It gives a certain air of dignity and classiness that you just can't get with any other sort of facial hair shape. And with these bandages, hey: insta-stache!
It's never a bad time to show your feelings for your loved one and this is a cute way to do it. Write a note on this puzzle and then let your loved one assemble it to complete and read the note!
If you ever eat in your car, this could be awesome. It attaches in your car's cup holder and swivels to the angle you need. Quit spilling stuff on yourself or your car's floor and seats.
Ok, a Death Star pet ID tag is cool enough on it's own merits. But there's also a QR code on the back that can be scanned to get the pet owner's information.
A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.
Wine Ice Cream! It's not just wine-flavored, it actually contains wine and has a 5% alcohol content! This is a fantastic wine for breakups, girls nights, or just general relaxing night when you want a pint of something with some kick to it.
Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!
Looks like a real camera lens and even comes with the lens cover. The lens cover works as a cover to keep your coffee warm, as a coaster, or a tray for cookies, muffins and the like!
These are genuinely awesome spinner fidget toys! High quality and will spin for minutes at a time (some say they've had these going for over 3 minutes!)
Do battle with lightsabers just like Jedi of old! Seven different Star Wars locations to fight in. Show your mastery of the force as well as thumb dexterity, hand strength and cunning.
A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?
Wear the Hogwarts house colors of Gryffindor and show your courage. Also available are Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw (although Slytherin was backordered at time of writing).
A great (and cheap) card game for 2-6 players. Easy to pick up and learn for most ages (your toddler or Grandma with alzheimer’s might not be able to play well).
I mustache you a question; isn't life better with mustaches? Wear them, then eat them. They cut on one side and the other side can be used as a stamp to get a nice, mustache design on the cookie.
"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!
Hmmm, yes indeed, these would class up your drink quite nicely if I do say so myself. Protects your fine surfaces and adds class to your potent potables at the same time. A great addition to any bar or coffee table!
Cute and spruces up any work environment of home office! Features a blue dude sitting on the toilet and it can hole pens, functions os a tape dispenser and cutter and paper clip magnet.
A simple yet awesome cover to pretty up your garbage can and give it a makeover! Everyone has the same plain Jane looking garbage cans - why not dress it up a little!?
Amaze co-workers family and friends with this Terminator 2-like metal. The melting point is the temperature of the human body, so by holding it, it melts in your hand. The cool thing is you can keep reusing it, letting it solidify and melt again.
Dog lovers, this one is for you! My aunt wears a "Crazy Dog Lady" hoodie. Well, you might not want to go that far and label yourself crazy and yet still love dogs. If so, maybe this shirt if for you!
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
This smartly crafted lunchbox for adults is very well thought out: it keeps fruit sage and separated and has pots for smaller items like grapes, nuts, yogurt, etc. Bonus: a thermospot on the back that lets you know if it's still cool!
For the Minecrafters out there, a grassy block case for the iphone 5, 5S, 4, 4S and 5th generation iPod touch. It's a one-piece hard case that just snaps on.
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
A horse head squirrel feeder! Fun for everyone, including the squirrels. It's a hanging feeder you can suspend from the ground so that the squirrels can stick their heads up into it.
If you're familiar with its predecessor, the Magic 8 Ball, then you'll love the Sarcastic Ball! This 4" dia ball will help you answer all the important questions in life while providing all the snarky cynicism that you can handle. Yeah, right! What-ever!
This cool bowl is actually blown glass that looks like an unzipped Ziploc bag! Great for candy, nuts, or other party food to leave around and make people smile.
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
