Chip Bag Cap That Seals

Chip Bag Cap That Seals
Never have stale chips again! Or stale pretzels, stale cereal, stale Doritos, what have you. DEFEAT THE EVIL FORCES OF STALENESS!
$12.50
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Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat
Embrace your inner child and celebrate your youth with this Bert knit hat of Bert & Ernie fame!
$15.79
Via perpetualkid.com

Zombie Cereal Bowl

Zombie Cereal Bowl
It's about damn time we turned the tables on the zombies... let's eat their brains for a change!
$7.79
Via thinkgeek.com

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!

$9.07
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Credit Card Flash Drive

Credit Card Flash Drive
USB flash drives that look like credit cards! They're the same dimensions and will easily fit in your wallet or pocket.
$7.99
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Hope You Brought Beer Welcome Mat

Hope You Brought Beer Welcome Mat

Never show up to the friend's house empty-handed, especially around the holidays! This fun mat will remind people entering your home what it's all about: having a good time. 

$8.99
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Shark Shower Curtain

Shark Shower Curtain

You can almost hear the Jaws music playing with this shower curtain! It's a nice addition to any bathroom.

$17.99
Via modcloth.com

TanSafe Waterproof Safe

TanSafe Waterproof Safe
Looks like regular suntan lotion but this waterproof container can hold all your valuables for a stay at the beach, or just toss it in your car and no one will bother to steal it!
$13.19
Via amazon.com

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

Hey, you might be entry-level, but you're DAMN GOOD at it, and it's time to let everyone know. If you work at a place that isn't quick to promote, this is great! Go ahead, toot your own horn.

 

$18.95
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What's For Lunch Zombie Shirt

What's For Lunch Zombie Shirt
It's not your typical Zombie shirt, that's for sure. Great for pretending to be a zombie & making people laugh and or alternately be very annoyed at you. Great for parties!
 
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Emergency Mustaches

Emergency Mustaches

Never be without a mustache. You neer know when you might need one. Great for hanging out and drinking with a group of friends, but especially moreso in public.

 
$7.28
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Pizza Cone Kit

Pizza Cone Kit
It's pizza in a cone - what could be better!?
$14.65
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Quirky Cordies Cable Management

Quirky Cordies Cable Management
Keeps your various cords neat and accessible. All your cords for your laptops, tablets, smartphones all seem to multiply and get messy. This lets you clean them all up!
$12.57
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Crafting With Cat Hair

Crafting With Cat Hair
Yes, this is real. A crafting book for doing things with...cat hair. Hey, we're not gonna judge.
$10.17
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Shopping Cart EasyBags

Shopping Cart EasyBags
A shopping bag that fits in your cart - it unfolds and attaches to the side of the cart for easy packing, organizing and then picking up and taking off!
$19.95
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Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game
Makes the boring, classic tic tac toe game a lot more fun. And a lot more challenging after the first game!
$10.25
Via amazon.com

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
All limbs are removable and interchangeable and the torso can be ripped apart to reveal intestines. Complete with tiny plush brain snack in his hand. Awwww, something for every little girl!
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt

I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt
I totally would. In a non-threatening, non-sexual, no intercourse manner. Who doesn't like to cuddle?
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Wine Glass Holder Necklace

Wine Glass Holder Necklace
Look Ma, no hands! Keep your wine at the ready while still being able to use your hands. 
$11.31
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Light Up Ice Cubes

Light Up Ice Cubes
Freeze 'em and toss them in a drink. They'll sparkle and light up your drinks for hours. A pack of 12 LED ice cubes.
 
$16.99
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Bookmark Thumb Holder

Bookmark Thumb Holder
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
$5.23
Via amazon.com

Sock Monkey Knitwitt Hat

Sock Monkey Knitwitt Hat
A sock monkey knit hat!? Don't mind if we do. After all it looks super cute and should get a lot of smiles and looks.
$15.59
Via perpetualkid.com

Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds
Bake cupcakes (or muffins) with that muffin top look. They're not fat cupcakes (or muffins), they're fluffy.
$9.00
Via amazon.com

Wine Ice Cream

Wine Ice Cream
Wine Ice Cream! It's not just wine-flavored, it actually contains wine and has a 5% alcohol content! This is a fantastic wine for breakups, girls nights, or just general relaxing night when you want a pint of something with some kick to it.
$6.99
Via mercersdairy.com

Skull Shot Glass

Skull Shot Glass
Gorgeous shot glasses, a set of 4 made out of real glass. Thick, sturdy and awesome for your favorite poison!
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Peter Heater Knit Wiener Warmer

Peter Heater Knit Wiener Warmer
Hahahahah....yes, it's a silly, great gag gift! We don't know that it will actually work/fit or if it's simply a gag, but it's still hilarious!
$14.50
Via amazon.com

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

When they reach a certain age, kids might not admit that you're the greatest mom, but you're still the okayest. This mug shows the undying love you have for uh.... the World's Okayest Mom. :)

$15.00
Via amazon.com

Mustache Coffee Mug

Mustache Coffee Mug
A mug with a mustache on both sides of it - show off your sweet 'stache while enjoying your coffee!
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Dog Mustache Chew Toy

Dog Mustache Chew Toy
I mustache you a question, bulldog...do you like your new chew toy? Oy, we are full of horrible puns. But your dog will look awesome with this mustache chew toy!
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark
The Wicked Witch after a house fell on her - the perfect gift for the Wizard of Oz lover in your life!
$8.00
Via etsy.com

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt
I am the eggman, I am the walrus. Koo-koo-cachoo indeed. Apparently the song was written by John Lennon on various acid trips, although of course later we got the clue that the walrus was Paul.
$6.00
Via 6dollarshirts.com

Reusable Mustache Drink Markers

Reusable Mustache Drink Markers
Slap some on your drinks and it immediately heightens the mirth of any party. It's much more fun (and attractive) when members of the female persuasion have mustache markers, but guys can play too.
$6.95
Via shareasale.com

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo
This is a set of 2 adhesive photo protectors. Slap a photo of someone you want to prank in one of them and stick it to the bottom of a toilet. Drink some liquids and then do your business.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Death Star Tea Infuser

Death Star Tea Infuser
Come to the Dark Side, we have tea! And crumpets, whatever those are. A Star Wars Death Star tea infuser with a Tie Fighter at the end of the chain.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt
Walt Disney he is not. We're talking about freakin' Heisenberg here, the man who can make the purest stuff on the planet.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Mustache Clothing Hangers

Mustache Clothing Hangers
A set of 4 mustache clothing hangers. We have to ask why (we mustache why?) ... but they are kind of cool even if you're the only one who's going to see them.
$14.05
Via amazon.com

Survival Grenade

Survival Grenade
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
 
$18.99
Via rockys2v.com

Meme Scotch Glasses

Meme Scotch Glasses
I love scotch, scotchy, scotch, scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly. These spiffy scotch glasses have 2 Me Gusta internet meme faces and 2 Sweet Jesus meme faces. What better way to drink the sweet nectar of the Gods? Popularized on Reddit of course.
 
$19.99
Via etsy.com

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt
That's right, you don't just get older - you get better and wiser; you level up!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Undercover Book Safe

Undercover Book Safe
Hide your stuff in plain site with a book that is also a safe! Comes with a book jacket entitled "Undercover Book Safe" but the actual book will vary. This is a real book and will not look fake at all!
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Morning Mug

Morning Mug
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
$5.80
Via amazon.com

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A) A yummy peanut butter & jelly sandwich B) A small pocket/wallet type of device - Nifty!
$6.59
Via amazon.com

Mermaid Blanket

Mermaid Blanket
Great for both adults and kids - slip inside it and look like a real mermaid! The bottom is designed to give the tail of a mermaid.
$11.88
Via amazon.com

Stained Underwear Wallet/Safe

Stained Underwear Wallet/Safe

Eww, ok gross. We apologize - however, this is not dirty at all. It's totally clean; but no one else knows that! Therefore it's a safe place to stash your stuff.

 

$17.99
Via amazon.com

Plant Watering Cloud

Plant Watering Cloud
Water your plants softly and gently with a standard 2 liter pop bottles. Very handy and also works with 1 or 1.5 liter bottles. Just squeeze gently and a nice shower of water will cascade your plants.
$8.65
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem
Are you a trekkie? Do you call yourself that? Do you love Star Trek but hate the work "trekkie?" Well, this Trek emblem may just be for you. It's the classic fish shape with that slight tweak to look like a Starfleet ship.
 
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

On-The-Go Cereal Bowl

On-The-Go Cereal Bowl
The coolest cereal bowl to take with you to work or other outings. Has two bowls: one to keep cereal dry, and one with a gel at the bottom you freeze to keep the milk cold.
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Bunch O Balloons – Instant Water Balloons

Bunch O Balloons – Instant Water Balloons
Simply sweet & awesome... lets you fill and tie 100 water balloons in less than 60 seconds!
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses

Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses
Have a blast with these shotgun shell shot glasses. They're bound to inject some more fun into any party. Just make sure you're not drinking with Dick Cheney.
$14.49
Via amazon.com

Ministry Of Magic Toilet Decal

Ministry Of Magic Toilet Decal
Muggles, don't try to use this portal to the Ministry of Magic yourselves, save it for the wizards. Bonus lightswitch sticker too: Lumos and Nox!  
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters
Let your friends and family know the perils of hanging out at your place. Has 8 different Portal 2 warning signs like, "Watch out for falling cubes", "Careful, if you fall in the water, you'll be electrocuted" and more useful safety tips!
$16.08
Via amazon.com

College T-Shirt

College T-Shirt
College! Just like John Belushi's character Bluto from Animal House. You don't have to drink a bottle of Jack Daniel's to enjoy this shirt, but it sure helps. Also.. Toga, toga, toga!
$6.00
Via 6dollarshirts.com

Heart Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Heart Shaped Ice Cube Tray
A sickeningly cute heart shaped ice cube tray you can make over an over! Focus on love and warmth all year round. A great Valentines Day gift too!
$6.05
Via amazon.com

Survival Card Tool

Survival Card Tool
Look cool with your own Translucent Blue Survival Tool. Tool Logic's most compact survival card features 8 must have tools including the new skeletonized, serrated knife.
$13.60
Via amazon.com

Game of Thrones Coasters

Game of Thrones Coasters
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister. 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Cat Butts: A Coloring Book

Cat Butts: A Coloring Book
This is a messed up adult coloring book, but your favorite cat-lover will probably find it funny! What better way to salute cats butts than by... coloring them?
$5.39
Via amazon.com

Throwing Knives

Throwing Knives
Great little gift but maybe not for that co-worker that's a little sketchy. He might throw them at your cubicle/around your head.
$7.24
Via amazon.com

Taco Stands

Taco Stands
A set of 4 taco stands that lets you make a bunch of tacos or once or simply hold your taco(s) upright while you eat. Simple and brilliant.
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves
Gives you the advantage of webbed fingers while swimming - also great for snorkeling and diving. Hey, we're humans, we use tools and have opposable thumbs so why not use every advantage we can get!?
$13.00
Via amazon.com

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug
A heat sensitive coffee mug that shows people if you're switched on or off!
$10.14
Via amazon.com

Wine Aerator Serve & Save

Wine Aerator Serve & Save
A really cool two-fer item: 1. It's a wine bottle saver that keeps wine from losing it's fizz 2. It aerates your wine as it serves it. Perfect for any wine lover!
 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser
Super cute sloth and the tea comes out of its butt. If you don't think your gift recipient would mind sloth butt tea, then this might be a good option. ;-)
$9.87
Via amazon.com

Quadrilateral Parallelogram T-Shirt

Quadrilateral Parallelogram T-Shirt

Think outside the box? That's so 90s. Think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram, peeps! Don't keep your mind inside a 3-dimensional quadrilateral parallelogram, bust out of it!

$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Quaffer - Shot Glasses With Chaser

Quaffer - Shot Glasses With Chaser
Holds your favorite chaser on the bottom and shot on top! Great for Jager bombs, Rum and Coke, RumChata and Jack Daniels Fire, or whatever your little heart desires.
$9.98
Via amazon.com

"Lil' Lager" Beer Baby Bottle

"Lil' Lager" Beer Baby Bottle
This thing is stupid. For real. That's what my ten year old (soon to be 11) said about it, but I think he was joking.
$10.34
Via amazon.com

Color Changing LED Showerhead

Color Changing LED Showerhead
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
$7.85
Via amazon.com

Zombie Plush Slippers

Zombie Plush Slippers
With these slippers you can quite literally be the walking dead! (Insert groans for a horrible joke here.) But seriously, these things are ultra cute. What is cutter than some fuzzy, plush slippers representing dismembered, bloody heads that crave human flesh?
$19.78
Via amazon.com

Money Soap

Money Soap
A bill in every bar and you can get from $1 to $50! Plus it's a great motivator for someone stinky in your life to wash up a lot to get to that money!
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Universal Travel Adapter

Universal Travel Adapter
Use your iPhone, laptop, tablets and other devices freely and without worry in other countries!
$12.99
Via amazon.com

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle
Ermagerds, it's a Nessie Ladle! It's really cute ladle in the form of a dinosaur and should make for some smiles in just about any kitchen. 
$12.90
Via amazon.com

Jazz Guitar Ice Cubes and Stirrers

Jazz Guitar Ice Cubes and Stirrers
Cool baby, cool. This makes really classy ice cubes that'll go great with a jigger of your favorite whiskey. Bonus stirrer too.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

3 Wolf Flag Shirt

3 Wolf Flag Shirt
This shirt says, "I've got a mullet or would like to grow one but my significant other won't let me and/or I'm incapable of growing one." It also says, "I freakin rock hard and I love this country".
$18.95
Via amazon.com

Magical Unicorn Mask

Magical Unicorn Mask
In short, just about anything you want to accomplish can happen with the aid of a magical unicorn mask. You've just got to believe...
$19.86
Via amazon.com

The Giving Tree iPad Decal

The Giving Tree iPad Decal
The artwork from the amazing book by Shel Silverstein, The Giving Tree - which can now be featured on your iPad!
$7.00
Via amazon.com

Coffee Mug - I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them like a lady

Coffee Mug -  I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them like a lady
The perfect coffee mug for my wife who, indeed, does spew profanities (but she does it like a lady most of the time!)
$10.01
Via amazon.com

Swedish Fish

Swedish Fish
Real, actual Swedish Fish! From Sweden!
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal
Nom nom nom... A zombified Snow White about the dig into some tasty Apple brains. Will work on other laptops as well, but fits the 13" Macbook best.
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug

Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug
This mug has the best of both worlds and can give whatever message you want. Of course the "Have a nice day" is usually sarcastic...
$11.00
Via amazon.com

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?

$8.07
Via amazon.com

Dachshund Dog Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Dachshund Dog Shaped Ice Cube Tray
For the Dachshund lover in your life, or just someone who really likes odd things. This is certainly odd. It will definitely make people tilt their heads inquisitively when you put some dog-shaped ice cubes in their drink.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Shark Bite Oven Mitt

Shark Bite Oven Mitt
Who would've thought that the safest place for your hands would inside the mouth of a Great White shark? 
$10.65
Via amazon.com

Mini Ostrich Pillow

Mini Ostrich Pillow
The Mini Ostrich Pillow is smaller version of the Ostrich Pillow that you can take with you traveling or for use at your desk. It's simply awesome for travelling. Stick your arm in it and you have an instant hand mitt cushion. Great for those long flights or car trips.
$16.79
Via amazon.com

The Bobcat Mullet Wig

The Bobcat Mullet Wig
Ever wanted a mullet but didn't want to take the time to grow it out properly, only to quickly chop it off after realizing how bad it looks? Worry no more, with the Bobcat Mullet!
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Classic Video Game Controller Ornament Set

Classic Video Game Controller Ornament Set
A set of 4 classic & retro videogame console controllers for hanging on the Christmas tree!
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Unputtaball Golf Ball

Unputtaball Golf Ball
An ordinary looking golf ball but will spin unpredictably when putted. A fantastic gag gift for any golfer!
$6.89
Via amazon.com

Rainbow Swirl Decal For Macbook Air/Macbook Pro

Rainbow Swirl Decal For Macbook Air/Macbook Pro
Beautiful rainbow swirl decal for your laptop, specifically the 13" Macbook Air or Macbook Pro. It comes with 2 decals and a squeegee to apply it without getting air bubbles in it and make sure it's flat as can be.
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Phone/Tablet Joystick

Phone/Tablet Joystick
A real, physical joystick for your iPhone, iPad or Android device. Works on anything with a touchscreen.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Toilet Bowl Night Light

Toilet Bowl Night Light
A nightlight for your toilet! No more stumbling around in the dark or peeing on the floor (not that you do that, guys, we're just saying is all...)
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Hand Grenade Screwdriver Set

Hand Grenade Screwdriver Set
A 7 piece set of screwdrivers is hidden within the grenade. Also helps to get a really firm grip!
$5.16
Via amazon.com

Sarcastic Ball

Sarcastic Ball
If you're familiar with its predecessor, the Magic 8 Ball, then you'll love the Sarcastic Ball! This 4" dia ball will help you answer all the important questions in life while providing all the snarky cynicism that you can handle. Yeah, right! What-ever!
$8.51
Via amazon.com

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie
The Doctor has prescribed you the right medicine, in the form of God-given beer. Dr. Feelgood gave you a prescription for as many as you can drink of the 12oz. liquid happiness!
$9.95
Via homewetbar.com

Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies
Real fortune cookies are lame and generic and never work out anyway. These are perhaps more realistic and you'll look forward to opening them more.
$19.79
Via firebox.com

Toilet Coffee Mug

Toilet Coffee Mug

It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...

$8.13
Via amazon.com

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
Via amazon.com

Inflatable Cthulu Arm

Inflatable Cthulu Arm
The creature from the depths lies dormant and dreaming but he will return soon. Proclaim that you are an acolyte of the ancient God from R'lyeh with this inflatable arm!
$11.29
Via amazon.com

Binocular Flask

Binocular Flask
A pretty nice flask for sporting events, the beach, or even a bar. Hey, why not? No one would suspect a thing until they see you sipping from your binoculars.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy
This is the purest stuff you can get on the market. "Blue sky" is known around the world as the best imitation crystal meth you can get - it's 98% pure rock candy.
$14.45
Via amazon.com

Coexist Operating System T-Shirt

Coexist Operating System T-Shirt
Can't we all just get along? Why we gotta argue about which computer is better and just use what we like?
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Shirt

Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Shirt
It's up to you to prevent forest fires, as those of us who Remember Smokey the Bear used to say. But just imagine a dead, zombified Smokey the Bear coming at you and you've got to put him out of his misery before he chomps on your arm.
$17.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Totally Hipster T-Shirt

Totally Hipster T-Shirt
You may not be a hipster, but you can pretend. You can tell people you were wearing this shirt before it was even printed. Or that talking about not being mainstream is way too mainstream.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

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