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Everyone loves fruitcake! Wait, NOBODY likes fruitcake! Why this product then? We don't know, it just makes good, fun, sense. Also it should last just about as long as a real fruitcake, i.e. centuries.
A bunch of flasks that can be used to fill up with your favorite alcohol and then smuggle into someplace. Use it when going to a movie theatre, a sporting event, the opera, a play or school event!
A shopping bag that fits in your cart - it unfolds and attaches to the side of the cart for easy packing, organizing and then picking up and taking off!
Ninja throwing stars that look like they're embedded in the wall. You may have just dodged a Ninja assassin or you may have been practicing (not that a Ninja needs to practice...)
A horse head squirrel feeder! Fun for everyone, including the squirrels. It's a hanging feeder you can suspend from the ground so that the squirrels can stick their heads up into it.
Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
Key rings suck; you've always got to work to slide keys on or off and it's a huge pain in the arse. These spiffy FREEKey key rings save your fingernails and save you time by opening with the press of a finger.
It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.
Keeps your various cords neat and accessible. All your cords for your laptops, tablets, smartphones all seem to multiply and get messy. This lets you clean them all up!
Ok, so the 2000s and up haven't seen great career choices from Cage. Still, the memory of those horrible movies can be driven away by Cage's smiling face on your pillow.
Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?
Water your plants softly and gently with a standard 2 liter pop bottles. Very handy and also works with 1 or 1.5 liter bottles. Just squeeze gently and a nice shower of water will cascade your plants.
Have a blast with these shotgun shell shot glasses. They're bound to inject some more fun into any party. Just make sure you're not drinking with Dick Cheney.
It may not look like much, but it could save your life; keep this tool in your car and it can cut your seat belt or smash your window in case of an accident.
Simple, cheap and effective self defense. Insert into your shoelaces and potentially add a life-saving tool that will give you enough time to get away and get help.
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire! If you too thought that somebody was barbequing, this shirt might just be for you. Much better than a cold pop OR bronchitis.
These stones can keep a beverage cold without water it down! Just freeze the stones and slap them in your drink. Great for whiskey, scotch or other alcoholic beverage but work for anything!
Bondic is an amazing tool that helps you fix almost anything around the house, office or workshop. It's a smart tool that uses liquid plastic and a UV light to transform the liquid into a solid.
Very very cool glaive from the 80s movie Krull. We loved this movie - it was great for its time and was very special. It has 5 blades that fold up. Looks awesome both with knives extended and folded!
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
These "Toaster Bags" let you slap a sandwich into your toaster! That's it and that's all - just think about making a quick grilled cheese sandwich in your toaster with no muss (nor any fuss!).
Just the scrabble tiles and no game? Whyfore? Well because it's a lot cheaper and they're cool! You can do a ton with scrabble tiles, including arts and crafts projects.
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.
Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.
For whatever reason, little boys love trains. This might help them eat that sandwich they're being picky about! Whether they're into Thomas the Tank Engine or just trains in general, this crust cutter will make perfect little mini sandwich trains every time.
The zombie outbreak is going to happen someday, and until then you can claim to be prepared. Although we guess everybody can be prepared pretty quickly just by grabbing a shotgun, baseball bat or chainsaw.
You're awesome, that much is obvious, as you're browsing this site. You clearly have a keen sense of taste. So show the world just how awesome you are!
A phone bag that fits on the center part of your bike. Will hold larger phones, i.e. Samsung Galaxy S II Epic or an iPhone in an Otterbox and even have room left over for an energy bar and a bottle of water. Also great for your keys, wallet & ID, inhaler, or whatever other little things you might need on a short bike trip.
A new take on an old classic, the Spider Man logo on a tie dye t-shirt! Looks phenomenally cool as it's not printed but tye dyed with the Spider-Man pattern.
If you're familiar with its predecessor, the Magic 8 Ball, then you'll love the Sarcastic Ball! This 4" dia ball will help you answer all the important questions in life while providing all the snarky cynicism that you can handle. Yeah, right! What-ever!
You get a set of 5, count 'em, FIVE superhero costumes! They're both DC and Marvel superheroes including: Superman, Batman, Captain America, The Flash and Spider-Man. You get 5 capes and 5 masks and they look super-cute!
Why? Because it's awesome. We're not sure why bishops are affiliated with St. Patrick's Day - it's probably some Catholic thing - but we like this. You might just be the life of the party with it.
Fun, useful and attention-getting. Write notes on a hand and stick them on things... or people. Tell people to talk to the hand if you don't want to be disturbed. 300 hand notes for $5? Hey, that's a nice bit of fun right there :)
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
Ninja climbing spikes to assist with climbing. These are the real thing and are similar to those used by ninja centuries ago. Don't take them to your local climbing park - they'll tear up the walls!
Simply put, Tekno Bubbles lets you blow bubbles that light up under a blacklight! Super groovy, entrancing and a cheap way to cheer people up and add to a cool party.
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!
Sorry vegans, but just know that no animals were harmed in the making of this tie. It's not edible and doesn't smell like bacon, although you'd swear otherwise by looking at it.
Perfect for those who take water bottles on the go - great for hiking, working out, etc. Just put a couple in your bottle and you've got cold water all day long!
Keep a handy survival tool in your pocket, wallet or purse! Slim design features scissors, nail file, flashlight, screwdrivers, socket, tweezers, rulers & more.
Features a smart combination lock that seals the top of a Ben & Jerry's pint of ice cream. The only way to get in is to rip apart the box, and that's gonna be messy for any would-be ice cream thieves.
Looks like a real camera lens and even comes with the lens cover. The lens cover works as a cover to keep your coffee warm, as a coaster, or a tray for cookies, muffins and the like!
The Doctor has prescribed you the right medicine, in the form of God-given beer. Dr. Feelgood gave you a prescription for as many as you can drink of the 12oz. liquid happiness!
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
A set of 5 Star Trek cookie cutters: symbols of the Federation and the Klingon Empire along with a phaser, the USS Enterprise itself and a Live Long and Prosper hand. Good for all sorts of geeky noms.
A useful manual about how to take out zombie after the zombie apocalypse. Even if the apocalypse doesn't happen, you'll learn valuable tips in the realm of combat marksmanship, self-defense and DIY Force on Force drills.
