Survival Grenade

Survival Grenade
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
 
$18.99
Via rockys2v.com

Ask Me Why I'm Lazy Sloth T-Shirt

Ask Me Why I'm Lazy Sloth T-Shirt
Go ahead and ask me why I'm lazy ... it might just take 5 minutes or so for me to pull up my shirt to answer you... just wait.... for ... it....
$18.99
Via amazon.com

8-Bit Fireplace Art

8-Bit Fireplace Art
No fireplace? No problem! This 8-Bit (non-working) fireplace will warm the cockles of your heart. I don't know about you but I always feel funny when I hear the word 'cockles'.
$12.95
Via etsy.com

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
All limbs are removable and interchangeable and the torso can be ripped apart to reveal intestines. Complete with tiny plush brain snack in his hand. Awwww, something for every little girl!
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Splat Stan Drink Coaster

Splat Stan Drink Coaster
A spiffy drink coaster that's a nice conversation piece. Great for home, office or a gag gift. Works really well as a coaster too!
$10.75
Via amazon.com

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets
These are classic - they look like genuine instant scratch-off lottery tickets but each one is a winner, and a big one (Not just $10 or $20 but over $1000!)
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Original 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Original 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt
This is the original 3 wolf moon shirt - 3 wolves, howling majestically and powerfully at the moon. You can feel the power this shirt gives off!
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug
A heat sensitive coffee mug that shows people if you're switched on or off!
$10.14
Via amazon.com

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
Via amazon.com

Mini Phone Humidifier

Mini Phone Humidifier
A portable, mini humidifier that runs on the power of your phone! Just plug it into the bottom USB/Lightning port of your iOS or Android device. Lightweight and portable so you can take it literally anywhere you take your phone.
$13.99
Via amazon.com

Supermario Mushroom Life Of The Party Shirt

Supermario Mushroom Life Of The Party Shirt
If you're an OG Nintendo kid, you are the life of the party. A classic design for a classic game.
$17.96
Via snorgtees.com

Death Star Tea Infuser

Death Star Tea Infuser
Come to the Dark Side, we have tea! And crumpets, whatever those are. A Star Wars Death Star tea infuser with a Tie Fighter at the end of the chain.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Kill Count Car Decal

Kill Count Car Decal

This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Harry Potter House Gryffindor Beanie

Harry Potter House Gryffindor Beanie
Wear the Hogwarts house colors of Gryffindor and show your courage. Also available are Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw (although Slytherin was backordered at time of writing).
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Fridge iPhone App Magnets

Fridge iPhone App Magnets
Shiny fridge magnets that resemble the icons of iOS apps!
$6.50
Via amazon.com

Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
Ok, so the 2000s and up haven't seen great career choices from Cage. Still, the memory of those horrible movies can be driven away by Cage's smiling face on your pillow.
$15.18
Via amazon.com

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser
Just squeeze the nose to get the snot-like soap out of it. It's snot a very serious soap dispenser. It'll stick to the wall and is great for a bathroom or shower.
$11.90
Via amazon.com

The Joker Macbook Decal

The Joker Macbook Decal

Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face! This Joker decal will make your Macbook really stand out in the crowd - So dress it up and have a little fun, would ya?

$7.95
Via amazon.com

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks
Beautiful rainbow stickers in over a dozen different designs for your Macbook Pro or Macbook Air! These are stickers and very thin, so they don't interfere with your typing.
$10.00
Via amazon.com

Block Puzzle Calendar

Block Puzzle Calendar
The puzzle calendar that never expires! Made with block similar to Lego® blocks and can be assembled to create any month in the future!
$13.64
Via amazon.com

Trump Toilet Paper

Trump Toilet Paper
Love Trump or hate him, he's definitely someone that polarizes people. If you're on the butt end of that polarization, you might want to check this out...
$14.50
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

With Christmas right around the corner, don't forget to dress the part with the most illogical Santa hat you'll ever see. Please, don't be a red shirt - Get your Science blue hat with Spock hairline, pointy ears and Starfleet insignia before it's too late!

$19.99
Via amazon.com

Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
Via amazon.com

Unputtaball Golf Ball

Unputtaball Golf Ball
An ordinary looking golf ball but will spin unpredictably when putted. A fantastic gag gift for any golfer!
$6.89
Via amazon.com

I'm Fine Bloody Shirt

I'm Fine Bloody Shirt
You're tough, show everyone it's nothing but a flesh wound with this shirt. Just a "minor" shark attack. You've got another kidney anyway.
 
$17.99
Via badideatshirts.com

Binocular Flask

Binocular Flask
A pretty nice flask for sporting events, the beach, or even a bar. Hey, why not? No one would suspect a thing until they see you sipping from your binoculars.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Coexist Operating System T-Shirt

Coexist Operating System T-Shirt
Can't we all just get along? Why we gotta argue about which computer is better and just use what we like?
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

The Giving Tree iPad Decal

The Giving Tree iPad Decal
The artwork from the amazing book by Shel Silverstein, The Giving Tree - which can now be featured on your iPad!
$7.00
Via amazon.com

Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box

Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box
Time for testing! And at least you'll have your companion cube when you go to work or school.
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold
The Millennium Falcon, in your drink, how cool is that? Also works great as a chocolate mold.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

"Flood Buzz" Water Leak Detector

"Flood Buzz" Water Leak Detector
A set of 3 alarms that alert you to any spot where water is starting flood into. Detects the smallest of leaks and neesd no batteries or programming.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter
If you need a pizza cutter AND you're a Star Wars geek, look no further! This is the pizza slicer for you.
$14.65
Via amazon.com

Pitiful Cat Shirt

Pitiful Cat Shirt
It's not quite grumpy cat, but it looks even cuter and more pitiable. This shirt is quite a great smile-maker, as we can attest to! 
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Party Finger Rats

Party Finger Rats
The package says they're ideal for "NIGHT BLOGGING". O.o We can imagine being at a club and live blogging with these ... finger rats ... on. Really, who comes up with this stuff!?
$6.82
Via amazon.com

Chalkboard Coffee Mug

Chalkboard Coffee Mug
Personalize your mug! You have a blank slate for drawings, messages and pick-me-ups. Draw whatever you want on it!
$12.58
Via amazon.com

Bike Cell Phone Bag

Bike Cell Phone Bag
A phone bag that fits on the center part of your bike. Will hold larger phones, i.e. Samsung Galaxy S II Epic or an iPhone in an Otterbox and even have room left over for an energy bar and a bottle of water. Also great for your keys, wallet & ID, inhaler, or whatever other little things you might need on a short bike trip.
$8.47
Via amazon.com

Minecraft Creeper Coffee Mug

Minecraft Creeper Coffee Mug
SsssssSssss.... BOOM! This mug will keep you on your toes! Beautiful square pixlated design, just like the awesomeness that is Minecraft.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Deadly Weapon Fridge Magnets

Deadly Weapon Fridge Magnets
A set of 3 super deadly fridge magnets: a sword, a knife and an axe. They add a certain level of macabre to those photos on the fridge!
$8.00
Via amazon.com

3 Piece Sandwich Crust Cutters: Puzzle Pieces, Elephants and Penguins

3 Piece Sandwich Crust Cutters: Puzzle Pieces, Elephants and Penguins
A set of 3 sandwich crust cutters that include cutters to make puzzle pieces, elephants and penguins. It's a nice way to spruce up the day for your kids - surprise them with a different type each day!
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt
You like it but do you "Like" it? A very functional oven mitt that is also fun! (You could say that yes, it puts the fun in functional).
$14.97
Via amazon.com

Organ Transport Lunch Bag

Organ Transport Lunch Bag
Excuse me sir, is there a kidney in your lunch bag? Not meant to transport actual human organs, but that's way too risky anyway. It will however hold a full lunch including drinks with no problem whatsoever. And it may get some additional odd looks as well. 
 
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

"Bucky Balls" Magnetic Balls Cube Toy

"Bucky Balls" Magnetic Balls Cube Toy
These magnetic balls (also known as bucky balls, neocubes, nanodots or neomagnetic cubes) are addictingly awesome! Like Legos, they can be transformed into an infinite variety of shapes. 
$7.99
Via amazon.com

That's What She Said T-Shirt

That's What She Said T-Shirt
It's perhaps the oldest joke known to man, although popularized again recently by the Boss of Bosses, Michael Scott. That is indeed what she said.
 
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Literal "Thumb" Tacks

Literal "Thumb" Tacks
Thumb tacks! The tips of fingers and thumbs that function as tacks. Quite literally thumb tacks :)
$8.95
Via myshopify.com

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!

$5.88
Via amazon.com

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt
I'm only capable of one-word grunts until I've had my fix. I'm not proud of it, but at least caffiene is a relatively healthy addiction. So please, make me some coffee or get out of the way.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers
Spice up the office and make things more alive with these stickers! Slap 'em on staplers, coffee mugs, phones, or, hey even co-workers.
$8.13
Via amazon.com

Knife Cutting Finger Protector

Knife Cutting Finger Protector
Keep your fingers safe while slicing and dicing food. Great for kids or people learning to be a chef, or just for all-around kitchen prep!
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster
Unlike other six-pack belt holsters, this one has the trump card: each slot is insulated! Keep a six pack on you AND keep your hands free. Bonus: it has a built-in pocket to hold money, your ID, credit cards or other little things.
$19.50
Via homewetbar.com

Dog Triceratops Costume

Dog Triceratops Costume
Super cute and awesome dinosaur costume for your furry best friend. Great for Halloween, costume parties, or just your regular walks, as it's great for making people smile!
$10.46
Via amazon.com

Critical Hit d20 Ice Mold

Critical Hit d20 Ice Mold
Savings throw time - whoops you rolled a 1, you are critically drunk.
$11.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock
Features a smart combination lock that seals the top of a Ben & Jerry's pint of ice cream. The only way to get in is to rip apart the box, and that's gonna be messy for any would-be ice cream thieves.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's the Mustachifier! Your baby won't know any different... at least we don't think so. In any case, it's a classy old west style mustache.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Get Shit Done Coffee Mug

Get Shit Done Coffee Mug
A nice reminder to simple GET SHIT DONE! A gorgeous mug with black matte finish.
$16.00
Via amazon.com

Scarface Lawn Gnome

Scarface Lawn Gnome
Say hello to my little friend! A twist on the classic lawn gnome, goes well with zombie lawn gnomes. 
$16.29
Via amazon.com

Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies
Real fortune cookies are lame and generic and never work out anyway. These are perhaps more realistic and you'll look forward to opening them more.
$19.79
Via firebox.com

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
$5.99
Via vat19.com

Smuggle Your Booze Plastic Flasks

Smuggle Your Booze Plastic Flasks
A bunch of flasks that can be used to fill up with your favorite alcohol and then smuggle into someplace. Use it when going to a movie theatre, a sporting event, the opera, a play or school event!
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Donut Coffee Mug

Donut Coffee Mug
Mmm... donuts... the only thing better than donuts is donuts & coffee - and this mug offers the best of both worlds in one!
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt

Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt
Dog lovers, this one is for you! My aunt wears a "Crazy Dog Lady" hoodie. Well, you might not want to go that far and label yourself crazy and yet still love dogs. If so, maybe this shirt if for you!

 

$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Flexible USB Mini Fan

Flexible USB Mini Fan
A small USB fan that plugs right into your PC, desktop, laptop or wall charger.
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy
This thing is awesome... use it to attach to the bottom of your laundry detergent and it make is SUPER easy to dispense! It'll even catch the drips in the bottom of it. Very handy.
$8.82
Via amazon.com

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters
Let your friends and family know the perils of hanging out at your place. Has 8 different Portal 2 warning signs like, "Watch out for falling cubes", "Careful, if you fall in the water, you'll be electrocuted" and more useful safety tips!
$16.08
Via amazon.com

You Had Me At The Proper Use of You're T-Shirt

You Had Me At The Proper Use of You're T-Shirt

Hey, we're not grammar nazi's, that much is for sure. But when you misspell "you're" as "your" you look really dumb. Wear this shirt proudly to help eradicate the problem of ingorance and mipselling!

$9.99
Via tanga.com

Money Clip Multi-Tool

Money Clip Multi-Tool
An awesome little money clip that doubles as a multi-tool - has a built in knife, scissors, file and flathead screwdriver. 2" long, 1" wide.
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Broom Cleaning Dustpan

Broom Cleaning Dustpan
The only dustpan you'll ever need. And why would anyone get excited about something as dull as a dustpan? Because this one has features not seen before...
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Bubble Wrap Suit

Bubble Wrap Suit
Why, oh lord, why? We have no idea, but at least it'll keep the focus on you. If you want people popping pieces of your garb, this'll do the trick.
$14.99
Via shareasale.com

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat
Embrace your inner child and celebrate your youth with this Bert knit hat of Bert & Ernie fame!
$15.79
Via perpetualkid.com

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO
This thing is awesome... it helps you scoop an avocado perfectly every time! 
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder
A seemingly magical wine bottle holder that balances perfectly to hold just about any wine bottle. A fantastic gift and conversation piece!
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Wine Ice Cream

Wine Ice Cream
Wine Ice Cream! It's not just wine-flavored, it actually contains wine and has a 5% alcohol content! This is a fantastic wine for breakups, girls nights, or just general relaxing night when you want a pint of something with some kick to it.
$6.99
Via mercersdairy.com

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat
Why? Because it's awesome. We're not sure why bishops are affiliated with St. Patrick's Day - it's probably some Catholic thing - but we like this. You might just be the life of the party with it.
$11.59
Via amazon.com

Ninja Cookie Cutters

Ninja Cookie Cutters

These help you make ninja cookies that will attack the taste buds! They may vanish on you and then sneak up from behind. Eat them before they get you. 3 cool action-pose designs.

 
$9.42
Via amazon.com

Cat Butts: A Coloring Book

Cat Butts: A Coloring Book
This is a messed up adult coloring book, but your favorite cat-lover will probably find it funny! What better way to salute cats butts than by... coloring them?
$5.39
Via amazon.com

Taco Stands

Taco Stands
A set of 4 taco stands that lets you make a bunch of tacos or once or simply hold your taco(s) upright while you eat. Simple and brilliant.
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula

Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula
A lightsaber spatula! How many nerdy chefs-to-be would love to cook with such a cool spatula? 
$14.87
Via amazon.com

Skull Shot Glass

Skull Shot Glass
Gorgeous shot glasses, a set of 4 made out of real glass. Thick, sturdy and awesome for your favorite poison!
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter
A sandwich cutter that makes Tetris shapes! We encourage you to play with your food, unlike your parents did when you were a kid.
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A horse head squirrel feeder! Fun for everyone, including the squirrels. It's a hanging feeder you can suspend from the ground so that the squirrels can stick their heads up into it.
$19.98
Via amazon.com

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks
The shoe that started it all, the Converse high tops improved by Chuck Taylor - now available as socks!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...

 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle

You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle
It's never a bad time to show your feelings for your loved one and this is a cute way to do it. Write a note on this puzzle and then let your loved one assemble it to complete and read the note!
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Red Cup Wine Glasses

Red Cup Wine Glasses
Nothing says class like these red cup wine glasses. Just like red Solo cups with with a nice handle so that you look all elegant. You can take the redneck out of the country but you can't can't the country out of the redneck.
 
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt

Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt
Live long and prosper with this oven mitt from the planet Vulcan. Show 'em you're a Trek nerd and keep your hands free of 3rd degree burns at the same time - it's win-win!
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Toilet Coffee Mug

Toilet Coffee Mug

It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...

$8.13
Via amazon.com

Tactical Bacon

Tactical Bacon

Fully cooked and prepared bacon in a can - with a 10 year shelf life! Tac Bac is great for end of the world scenarios or any bugout bag.

 
$19.39
Via amazon.com

Marty McFly Hat

Marty McFly Hat
Marty, you've got to come back with me! Even if you can't get back in time, you can pretend with this spiffy hat from Back to the Future 2.
$19.77
Via amazon.com

Mustache Clothing Hangers

Mustache Clothing Hangers
A set of 4 mustache clothing hangers. We have to ask why (we mustache why?) ... but they are kind of cool even if you're the only one who's going to see them.
$14.05
Via amazon.com

Codenames Board Game

Codenames Board Game
Codenames! This is the game of the year for 2016 by several popular board game review sites. But it's not really a "board game", nor is it a "card game" necessarily. This game defies a genre, but it's still really cool.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Plunger Wine Bottle Stopper

Plunger Wine Bottle Stopper
Keep your wine (or beer or other bottled beverage) carbonated and crisp with this spiffy plunger bottle stopper.
$7.50
Via amazon.com

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

Chalkboard Slate Coasters

Chalkboard Slate Coasters
A set of 4 coasters you can write on with chalk - leave a message, write your name, doodle something, get downright vulgar, silly and stupid! You'll be drinking, after all.
 
$19.95
Via shareasale.com

Unzipped Glass "Bag"

Unzipped Glass "Bag"
This cool bowl is actually blown glass that looks like an unzipped Ziploc bag! Great for candy, nuts, or other party food to leave around and make people smile. 
$17.73
Via amazon.com

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher
Does anyone remember the Tim "Tooltime" Allen grunt? We're doing that right now over this beer bottle opener. The cap catcher at the bottom is the clincher.
$19.95
Via homewetbar.com

Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds
Bake cupcakes (or muffins) with that muffin top look. They're not fat cupcakes (or muffins), they're fluffy.
$9.00
Via amazon.com

Laser Guided Scissors

Laser Guided Scissors
Cut a straight line, every time. Awesome for wrapping those Christmas gifts, cutting fabric, scrapbooking, you name it.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
If that meat gets out of line, you can beat it around a bit. Feel badass while doing your food prep!
 
$9.47
Via amazon.com

Peter Heater Knit Wiener Warmer

Peter Heater Knit Wiener Warmer
Hahahahah....yes, it's a silly, great gag gift! We don't know that it will actually work/fit or if it's simply a gag, but it's still hilarious!
$14.50
Via amazon.com

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

A fun game - can you get your spilled coffee through the maze? Great for boring work meetings or Monday mornings

$8.99
Via amazon.com

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