Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
Tiny crime scene tape for tiny, victimless crimes. Use it around the office for a stolen stapler or lunch, create Elf on the Shelf scene or recreate a CSI or cop show scene. The possibilities aren't endless, in fact they are finite - but they number in the millions.
For the Minecrafters out there, a grassy block case for the iphone 5, 5S, 4, 4S and 5th generation iPod touch. It's a one-piece hard case that just snaps on.
Protect your car from sun and heat in classic Star Wars style! People will double take when they see what appears to be the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
It's true, technically the glass is always full. It's just how we look at things a lot of the time. This "Glass is always full shirt" just might make someone smile or think more positively, and that can't be a bad thing.
It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.
This shirt is to let people know what you're up to and just how good you are at killing zombies. The question is, do you kill zombies *in* this shirt or does the shirt kill zombies? Grammar is weird sometimes.
No fireplace? No problem! This 8-Bit (non-working) fireplace will warm the cockles of your heart. I don't know about you but I always feel funny when I hear the word 'cockles'.
Behold the majestic steed known as the unicorn, replete in all its splendor. All who behold you wearing this glorious T-shirt will weep at the sheer beauty of it. You will be crowned King (and/or Queen) of All Existence....
Awesome for lying in bed and reading! Especially so if you have back or neck problems. These prism glasses let you see things at a 90° angle and totally eliminate the need for head movement.
Do battle with lightsabers just like Jedi of old! Seven different Star Wars locations to fight in. Show your mastery of the force as well as thumb dexterity, hand strength and cunning.
It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...
For whatever reason, little boys love trains. This might help them eat that sandwich they're being picky about! Whether they're into Thomas the Tank Engine or just trains in general, this crust cutter will make perfect little mini sandwich trains every time.
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
Awww yeah, turns your slim and svelte iPhone into a brick phone from the 80s! Actually offers solid protection, just don't count on the antenna to do anything ;-)
That's right, infants, keep on suckin. We give a big, 70s style thumbs up to your efforts to suck down the milk, whether it be from a real nipple or a fake one.
Unlike other six-pack belt holsters, this one has the trump card: each slot is insulated! Keep a six pack on you AND keep your hands free. Bonus: it has a built-in pocket to hold money, your ID, credit cards or other little things.
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
College! Just like John Belushi's character Bluto from Animal House. You don't have to drink a bottle of Jack Daniel's to enjoy this shirt, but it sure helps. Also.. Toga, toga, toga!
A pretty nice flask for sporting events, the beach, or even a bar. Hey, why not? No one would suspect a thing until they see you sipping from your binoculars.
This T-shirt is the reminder of the ultimate decision maker and argument solver. Good old rock, paper scissors, man. Nothing beats it. Let's go, best 2 out of 3 wins.
Play the Cut The Rope app in real life! Keep 'lil Om Nom safe from spiders and spikes and GET HIM THAT CANDY! All the joy of the app but can be played during post-Hurricane power outages or after the zombie apocalypse.
This is pretty simple and utilitarian but in practice pretty awesome. Simply hang these hooks off the back of your car seat and increase your storage space! Great for groceries that might otherwise get smashed/broken like eggs, chips, and the like.
My eyes are up here! Doesn't exactly get people from stopping to stare at your shamrocks, rather it kind of calls more attention to them. But it's a fun St. Patrick's Day party shirt!
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
A wine glass that helps you measure how many calories AS you're drinking it. Or fill it to the brim at the "who cares" level (this tends to happen after a few drinks).
It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!
This ninja mug has been known to bestow ninja powers upon people. If people can't see you after drinking from it, it's either working or you're finally going crazy. Maybe both.
A set of 5 Star Trek cookie cutters: symbols of the Federation and the Klingon Empire along with a phaser, the USS Enterprise itself and a Live Long and Prosper hand. Good for all sorts of geeky noms.
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
The classic Rubik's Cube that you were likely unable to solve as a child! Pass it on to a whole new generation who will try to solve it for 10 minutes and then put it down, never to touch it again.
Excuse me sir, is there a kidney in your lunch bag? Not meant to transport actual human organs, but that's way too risky anyway. It will however hold a full lunch including drinks with no problem whatsoever. And it may get some additional odd looks as well.
These stones can keep a beverage cold without water it down! Just freeze the stones and slap them in your drink. Great for whiskey, scotch or other alcoholic beverage but work for anything!
Keeps cups/mugs/cans in place and you won't knock them off your desk. Also great for mobile homes or people on the move. Great for parties/poker games or any other time people might knock your drink over.
Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
A pocket multi-tool for the Ninja among us. Ninja use many weapons and this is perhaps one of the most versatile; it features a letter opener, box opener, cell phone stand, a number of hex wrench sizes, screwdriver, bottle opener, can opener, peeler, ruler (in inches) and more!
The Doctor has prescribed you the right medicine, in the form of God-given beer. Dr. Feelgood gave you a prescription for as many as you can drink of the 12oz. liquid happiness!
Military-grade survival paracord that you can carry on you at all times in case of emergency. It has 7 strands and is super strong and durable - holds up to 550 pounds!!
Some might ask why you'd buy a mustache hanger and then hide it in your closet where no one can see it. Well, YOU would know you have a piece of clothing being hung like a sir (*cough*).
"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!
When they reach a certain age, kids might not admit that you're the greatest mom, but you're still the okayest. This mug shows the undying love you have for uh.... the World's Okayest Mom. :)
This thing is awesome... use it to attach to the bottom of your laundry detergent and it make is SUPER easy to dispense! It'll even catch the drips in the bottom of it. Very handy.
An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!
Advice and meditations on the "problems" that come along with having an above average member. A great coffee table book that'll get people talking... and laughing!
For the Dachshund lover in your life, or just someone who really likes odd things. This is certainly odd. It will definitely make people tilt their heads inquisitively when you put some dog-shaped ice cubes in their drink.
Are you feeling too aware and overburdened with the freedom of choice? Then try Brain Slug®! Great for a Halloween costume: just slap it on, put on a vapid, glassy-eyed look, and speak monotonously. This 'lil guy will live comfortable as a parasite on your head for as long as you as you have the brains to feed it.
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
Holds 3 cups of pancake batter that you can use to draw letters, shapes, symbols & more. Has clear sides and markings so you can mix ingredients inside the pancake bottle.
Iron Man with a slightly revised repulsor ray. Perhaps this is a suit made for him by Jon Ivie and the gang at Apple. It probably gets scratches on it very easily despite being gorgeous. O.o
Love Trump or hate him, he's definitely someone that polarizes people. If you're on the butt end of that polarization, you might want to check this out...
If you ever eat in your car, this could be awesome. It attaches in your car's cup holder and swivels to the angle you need. Quit spilling stuff on yourself or your car's floor and seats.
At least we can put the undead to good use; this Zombie wine holder will hold a bottle of your favorite varietal of wine. Even better - it won't drink any...
Keep close dibs on your beer! After a few drinks you know you’re not sure which one is yours. These markers let you designate and keep your beer at hand!
A great (and cheap) card game for 2-6 players. Easy to pick up and learn for most ages (your toddler or Grandma with alzheimer’s might not be able to play well).
These gloves are for using an iPhone, Android or other touch screen devices without having to take off the gloves and get your fingers all cold! Keep your hands warm and use your phone or tablet with no problem all winter!
This tea infuser lets you steep your tea with a cool little guy that looks like he's basking in a hot tub. Let him relax in your hot tub full of tea and feel relaxed yourself!
A simple yet awesome cover to pretty up your garbage can and give it a makeover! Everyone has the same plain Jane looking garbage cans - why not dress it up a little!?
A set of 4 awesomely crafted egg cups. If you've ever tried eating a boiled egg, you know it can be a pain, what with the egg rolling around in a bowl or worse, on a plate.
