Zombie Blood Shower Gel

Zombie Blood Shower Gel
Mmmmm... zombie blood! Comes in a resealable transfusion type bag with a loop you can hang on a shower head or something similar.
$9.89
Via firebox.com

I Dream of a Better World Where Chickens Cross the Road T-Shirt

I Dream of a Better World Where Chickens Cross the Road T-Shirt
Why do we pester them? Why don't we just leave well enough alone? The age old question, "Why did the chicken cross the road" has led to thousands upon thousands of possible answers, but we'll never know the real reason.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Yodeling Pickle!

Yodeling Pickle!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
$11.30
Via amazon.com

Swiss+Tech 7-in-1 Multitool

Swiss+Tech 7-in-1 Multitool
The Swiss+Tech Key Ring Multi-Tool 7-in-1 features a Phillips screwdriver, slotted screwdriver, LED flashlight, bottle opener, knife, awl and key ring.
$6.61
Via amazon.com

Toddler Ewok Costume

Toddler Ewok Costume
OMG SUPERCUTENESS ACTIVATED! Brown shirt + bear costume = awesomely cute Star Wars Ewok costume!
$19.92
Via amazon.com

Car Emergency Escape Tool

Car Emergency Escape Tool
It may not look like much, but it could save your life; keep this tool in your car and it can cut your seat belt or smash your window in case of an accident.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Shopping Cart EasyBags

Shopping Cart EasyBags
A shopping bag that fits in your cart - it unfolds and attaches to the side of the cart for easy packing, organizing and then picking up and taking off!
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Laser Guided Scissors

Laser Guided Scissors
Cut a straight line, every time. Awesome for wrapping those Christmas gifts, cutting fabric, scrapbooking, you name it.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Slingshot Chicken

Slingshot Chicken
Why? Why not! Fling this chicken and it makes a rooster crowing sound as it whips across the sky. 
$5.90
Via amazon.com

Zombie Army Men

Zombie Army Men
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
$7.39
Via amazon.com

Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone

Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone
These gloves are for using an iPhone, Android or other touch screen devices without having to take off the gloves and get your fingers all cold! Keep your hands warm and use your phone or tablet with no problem all winter!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Waterproof Folding Keyboard

Waterproof Folding Keyboard
A silicone USB foldable & waterproof keyboard - you can wash it or stick it in a backpack!
 
$19.45
Via amazon.com

Magic Balancing Bird

Magic Balancing Bird
An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!
$5.25
Via amazon.com

Beard Trimmer Bib

Beard Trimmer Bib
Connects to your mirror with suction cups and catches all those stray hairs. Makes cleanup a snap - and no more clogging up the sink!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

USB Pet Rock

USB Pet Rock
The new and improved version of Pet Rock: it's USB! What does it do? Absolutely nothing! But that won't stop people from asking about it wondering what it does!
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
$8.10
Via amazon.com

Bamboo Puzzle Piece Coasters

Bamboo Puzzle Piece Coasters
Awesome little puzzle piece coasters made of bamboo. They work great as coasters but also you can put the (albiet super simple) puzzle together to form a larger serving platform!
$18.99
Via amazon.com

Micro Sonic Grenade

Micro Sonic Grenade
Great April Fools prank device - has a "fuse" and will go off in 5, 30 or 60 seconds. Siren is 110-115 decibels! (About the volume of a power tool.)
 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Wine Aerator Serve & Save

Wine Aerator Serve & Save
A really cool two-fer item: 1. It's a wine bottle saver that keeps wine from losing it's fizz 2. It aerates your wine as it serves it. Perfect for any wine lover!
 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt

6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt
Be prepared is the old Boy Scout motto. Well you can carry a whole 6-pack with you with this puppy!
 
$7.31
Via amazon.com

Sandal Socks

Sandal Socks
Socks that look like sandals! Wearing sandals with socks is pretty universally reviled, but now you can have that look without having to wear sandals!
$9.75
Via amazon.com

Lemon Shark Juicer

Lemon Shark Juicer
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
$10.59
Via amazon.com

Minecraft Creeper Coffee Mug

Minecraft Creeper Coffee Mug
SsssssSssss.... BOOM! This mug will keep you on your toes! Beautiful square pixlated design, just like the awesomeness that is Minecraft.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

World's Best Cat Trophy

World's Best Cat Trophy
You could give a cat an award for "Loudest Purring" or "Cutest Cuddler" or "Deepest Scratches Given For No Reason".
$9.49
Via perpetualkid.com

"Lil' Lager" Beer Baby Bottle

"Lil' Lager" Beer Baby Bottle
This thing is stupid. For real. That's what my ten year old (soon to be 11) said about it, but I think he was joking.
$10.34
Via amazon.com

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO
This thing is awesome... it helps you scoop an avocado perfectly every time! 
$9.95
Via amazon.com

.40 Caliber Blowgun

.40 Caliber Blowgun
Your very own blowgun, complete with 12 darts.
$15.33
Via amazon.com

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers
Spice up the office and make things more alive with these stickers! Slap 'em on staplers, coffee mugs, phones, or, hey even co-workers.
$8.13
Via amazon.com

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups
These paper cups have 12 different animal noses and are truly fun for a wide variety of age groups (just so long as you're not uptight, but then what would you be doing here?). It comes in a pack of 24 and has 2 of each style.
$8.34
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena
Do battle with lightsabers just like Jedi of old! Seven different Star Wars locations to fight in. Show your mastery of the force as well as thumb dexterity, hand strength and cunning.
$7.10
Via amazon.com

Always Be Yourself (Unless You can Be Batman) Shirt

Always Be Yourself (Unless You can Be Batman) Shirt
Sage life advice for pretty much anyone, except for maybe Batman or other superheroes.
$17.96
Via snorgtees.com

Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

Everyone knows that the Underpants Gnomes may strike at any moment, leaving you unequipped to properly walk about. Sure, going freestyle can be fun for a *little* while, but you need the comfort and security of underpants at all times. Be prepared!

$5.65
Via amazon.com

Rainbow Swirl Decal For Macbook Air/Macbook Pro

Rainbow Swirl Decal For Macbook Air/Macbook Pro
Beautiful rainbow swirl decal for your laptop, specifically the 13" Macbook Air or Macbook Pro. It comes with 2 decals and a squeegee to apply it without getting air bubbles in it and make sure it's flat as can be.
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade
Protect your car from sun and heat in classic Star Wars style! People will double take when they see what appears to be the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy

Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy
A fry batter tub from Los Pollos Hermanos - complete with 1 ounce of "Blue sky" meth candy as if cooked by none other than the infamous Heisenberg.
$8.28
Via etsy.com

Death Star Lollipops

Death Star Lollipops
Save the galaxy and destroy each Death Star lollipop with your own tongue! How many licks does it take to destroy a Death Star? Maybe 3, but find out yourself :p
$13.00
Via etsy.com

ICE Companion Credit Card Sized Survival Tool

ICE Companion Credit Card Sized Survival Tool
A beautiful translucent blue and white survival tool that fits in a small space like a pocket, wallet, bugout bag, glove box or car visor.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Quirky Cordies Cable Management

Quirky Cordies Cable Management
Keeps your various cords neat and accessible. All your cords for your laptops, tablets, smartphones all seem to multiply and get messy. This lets you clean them all up!
$12.57
Via amazon.com

Mini Phone Humidifier

Mini Phone Humidifier
A portable, mini humidifier that runs on the power of your phone! Just plug it into the bottom USB/Lightning port of your iOS or Android device. Lightweight and portable so you can take it literally anywhere you take your phone.
$13.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Drink Markers

Mustache Drink Markers
Mark your drink like a sir, and show off your awesome mustache every time you take a drink! Fun AND functional, as you'll know which drink is yours and if someone else is drinking it.
$7.50
Via homewetbar.com

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...

 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Death Star Ice Cube Tray

Death Star Ice Cube Tray
This mold lets you make a 60mm Star Wars Death Star ice cube! Destroy entire planets and cool your drink at the same time!
$13.90
Via amazon.com

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug
Listen everyone, we have very important news: Anchorman is back with Anchorman: The Legend Continues! (Oh yeah, and there's this mug too.)
$16.29
Via firebox.com

Giant Googly Eyes

Giant Googly Eyes
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
$6.96
Via amazon.com

Ninja Cookie Cutters

Ninja Cookie Cutters

These help you make ninja cookies that will attack the taste buds! They may vanish on you and then sneak up from behind. Eat them before they get you. 3 cool action-pose designs.

 
$9.42
Via amazon.com

3 Grumpy Cat Moon Shirt

3 Grumpy Cat Moon Shirt
3 Wolf Moon is cool and all, but the real ultimate power lies in the 3 Grumpy cat moon shirt. The power of the grump is strong with this, and you can accomplish anything you set your mind to! 
$14.27
Via amazon.com

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack
It helps you organize your beer pong games and cups won't get knocked over. But even cooler is that you can freeze it and it'll keep beer cold while you're playing! That's a nice rack.
$19.99
Via kegworks.com

BLINK Card Game – The World’s Fastest Game

BLINK Card Game – The World’s Fastest Game
A great (and cheap) card game for 2-6 players. Easy to pick up and learn for most ages (your toddler or Grandma with alzheimer’s might not be able to play well).
$6.85
Via amazon.com

Build-On Brick Mug

Build-On Brick Mug
Build bricks onto your coffee mug - whatever your heart desires and brain inspires! Compatible with most block building systems including  LEGO™, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and K'NEX Bricks™.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Ministry Of Magic Toilet Decal

Ministry Of Magic Toilet Decal
Muggles, don't try to use this portal to the Ministry of Magic yourselves, save it for the wizards. Bonus lightswitch sticker too: Lumos and Nox!  
$12.00
Via etsy.com

The Princess Bride Board Game

The Princess Bride Board Game
They made a Princess Bride board game? INCONCIEVEABLE! Play as Westley (AKA the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo, or Fezzik as you relive moments from the awesome, classic movie The Princess Bride.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Error 404 Coffee Mug

Error 404 Coffee Mug
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
 
$15.00
Via amazon.com

Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

You know him from the game "Cut the Rope" and you love his tooth-less grin! Well now you can have your very own Om Nom plushy! This adorable, candy-eating character's cuteness is so sweet, it's sickening! (And remember kids, brush your teeth after eating all your candy.. Nom, nom, nom!)

$8.15
Via amazon.com

Fake Gold Bullion Bar Doorstop

Fake Gold Bullion Bar Doorstop
A fake gold bar that will make people do a double-take! Use it as doorstop, a paperweight, a conversation piece or to distract people from your REAL stash of gold.
$15.52
Via amazon.com

Blowjob Bib

Blowjob Bib
Urm... yeah... we don't know what exactly to say about these. :p Even typing the words "blowjob bib" makes us blush a little bit.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Harry Potter House Gryffindor Beanie

Harry Potter House Gryffindor Beanie
Wear the Hogwarts house colors of Gryffindor and show your courage. Also available are Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw (although Slytherin was backordered at time of writing).
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

On-The-Go Cereal Bowl

On-The-Go Cereal Bowl
The coolest cereal bowl to take with you to work or other outings. Has two bowls: one to keep cereal dry, and one with a gel at the bottom you freeze to keep the milk cold.
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Crazy Dog Lady T-Shirt

Crazy Dog Lady T-Shirt

A shirt for the crazy dog ladies out there - also a portion of the proceeds from sales of this shirt goes towards animal rescue organizations.

$14.95
Via lacroixtees.com

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles
Simply put, Tekno Bubbles lets you blow bubbles that light up under a blacklight! Super groovy, entrancing and a cheap way to cheer people up and add to a cool party.
$5.76
Via amazon.com

Chuckit Ball Launcher

Chuckit Ball Launcher
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
$7.28
Via amazon.com

Light Up Ice Cubes

Light Up Ice Cubes
Freeze 'em and toss them in a drink. They'll sparkle and light up your drinks for hours. A pack of 12 LED ice cubes.
 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder
We love products that are brilliant despite being very simple and this wine glass holder is one of them. Who wouldn't want one of these?
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
 
$7.55
Via amazon.com

Carpet Skates

Carpet Skates
It's like sliding in socks on a hardwood floor! No hardwood? No Problem! Slippity slide all over the house. Has been known to help relieve cabin fever.
$14.07
Via amazon.com

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter
For whatever reason, little boys love trains. This might help them eat that sandwich they're being picky about! Whether they're into Thomas the Tank Engine or just trains in general, this crust cutter will make perfect little mini sandwich trains every time.
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Invisible Bookshelf

Invisible Bookshelf
Stack books neatly on your wall with no visible shelf!
$16.04
Via amazon.com

Good Morning Coffee Mug

Good Morning Coffee Mug

This coffee mug "wakes up" with you - when a hot beverage fills the mug, it transforms from a sleeping face to a happy, wide awake face!

$19.96
Via amazon.com

Flying Spaghetti Monster Decal

Flying Spaghetti Monster Decal
Proclaim your faith (not so) loudly on your car! Let everyone know that you were touched by His noodly appendage.
 
$5.00
Via etsy.com

Mustache Bottle Opener

Mustache Bottle Opener
Mustaches, babes and bottles of your favorite beverage - what more could you ask for? This combines at least 2 of them.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Mustache Coffee Mug

Mustache Coffee Mug
A mug with a mustache on both sides of it - show off your sweet 'stache while enjoying your coffee!
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.

$6.94
Via amazon.com

Mini Ostrich Pillow

Mini Ostrich Pillow
The Mini Ostrich Pillow is smaller version of the Ostrich Pillow that you can take with you traveling or for use at your desk. It's simply awesome for travelling. Stick your arm in it and you have an instant hand mitt cushion. Great for those long flights or car trips.
$16.79
Via amazon.com

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

Hey, you might be entry-level, but you're DAMN GOOD at it, and it's time to let everyone know. If you work at a place that isn't quick to promote, this is great! Go ahead, toot your own horn.

 

$18.95
Via amazon.com

Universal Travel Adapter

Universal Travel Adapter
Use your iPhone, laptop, tablets and other devices freely and without worry in other countries!
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutters

Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutters
Cookie cutters in a unique shape and design - great for Halloween, Day of the Dead, or just whatever occasion strikes your (slightly evil) fancy!
$7.49
Via amazon.com

USB Mix Tape Flash Drive

USB Mix Tape Flash Drive
Bring back the ability to make a mix tape for someone! This playlist can be 900 minutes long!
$18.49
Via amazon.com

Anyone Who Thinks The Customer Is Always Right Never Worked In Tech Support T-Shirt

Anyone Who Thinks The Customer Is Always Right Never Worked In Tech Support T-Shirt
This is for the Tech Support folk out there - no one else will even believe the stories we have!
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
$5.99
Via vat19.com

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Organ Transport Lunch Bag

Organ Transport Lunch Bag
Excuse me sir, is there a kidney in your lunch bag? Not meant to transport actual human organs, but that's way too risky anyway. It will however hold a full lunch including drinks with no problem whatsoever. And it may get some additional odd looks as well. 
 
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
$5.77
Via amazon.com

Hump Day T-Shirt

Hump Day T-Shirt
What day is it? Aw yeah, hump dayyyyyy! Everybody likes to celebrate the middle of the work week and the fact that it's more than halfway over. This is your new Wednesday shirt.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Donut Coffee Mug

Donut Coffee Mug
Mmm... donuts... the only thing better than donuts is donuts & coffee - and this mug offers the best of both worlds in one!
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Concentrate "Food For Thought" Smart Lunchbox

Concentrate "Food For Thought" Smart Lunchbox
This smartly crafted lunchbox for adults is very well thought out: it keeps fruit sage and separated and has pots for smaller items like grapes, nuts, yogurt, etc. Bonus: a thermospot on the back that lets you know if it's still cool!
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Stormproof Waterproof Matches

Stormproof Waterproof Matches

For reals - these matches are stormproof, waterproof and windproof. Will burn underwater! Also fireproof! ;-) A GREAT item for a survival bugout bag.

$5.25
Via amazon.com

Shark Bite Oven Mitt

Shark Bite Oven Mitt
Who would've thought that the safest place for your hands would inside the mouth of a Great White shark? 
$10.65
Via amazon.com

Scrabble Tiles

Scrabble Tiles
Just the scrabble tiles and no game? Whyfore? Well because it's a lot cheaper and they're cool! You can do a ton with scrabble tiles, including arts and crafts projects.
$5.90
Via amazon.com

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher
Does anyone remember the Tim "Tooltime" Allen grunt? We're doing that right now over this beer bottle opener. The cap catcher at the bottom is the clincher.
$19.95
Via homewetbar.com

Toilet Bowl Night Light

Toilet Bowl Night Light
A nightlight for your toilet! No more stumbling around in the dark or peeing on the floor (not that you do that, guys, we're just saying is all...)
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Samurai Sword Envelope Opener

Samurai Sword Envelope Opener
A functional samurai sword to help you slice open your letters and other documents. Might also help you dispatch people you don't want to see / whose work you disapprove of.
$16.68
Via amazon.com

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter
A rechargeable, wind-proof and weather-proof lighter that you can recharge via USB. Each charge gives you over 150 plus lights.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Car Swivel Food Tray

Car Swivel Food Tray

If you ever eat in your car, this could be awesome. It attaches in your car's cup holder and swivels to the angle you need. Quit spilling stuff on yourself or your car's floor and seats.

$11.95
Via amazon.com

Octopus Coffee Mug

Octopus Coffee Mug
Those Octopus' (er, Octopi) get big way down in the depths. As you drink your coffee more and more of the creature that lurks below is revealed. Great for a prank or all-around coffee drinking!
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser
Just squeeze the nose to get the snot-like soap out of it. It's snot a very serious soap dispenser. It'll stick to the wall and is great for a bathroom or shower.
$11.90
Via amazon.com

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster

Beer Six-Pack Belt Holster
Unlike other six-pack belt holsters, this one has the trump card: each slot is insulated! Keep a six pack on you AND keep your hands free. Bonus: it has a built-in pocket to hold money, your ID, credit cards or other little things.
$19.50
Via homewetbar.com

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter
A cute way to remove the crusts of bread for picky kids, or, hey even picky adults! Makes 2 same-sized pieces of dinosaur shaped sandwich - specifally brontosaurus shaped.
$7.49
Via amazon.com

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.

$7.95
Via amazon.com

Hamburger Phone

Hamburger Phone

It's a hamburger phone! A new take on an old classic.

$10.88
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader BBQ Apron

Darth Vader BBQ Apron
It's a DARTH VADER APRON! It's badass! I can definitely see myself wearing this. What a great Father's Day gift this would make. 
$14.25
Via amazon.com

Asshole Repellant

Asshole Repellant
Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
$7.89
Via amazon.com

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