Why do we pester them? Why don't we just leave well enough alone? The age old question, "Why did the chicken cross the road" has led to thousands upon thousands of possible answers, but we'll never know the real reason.
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
The Swiss+Tech Key Ring Multi-Tool 7-in-1 features a Phillips screwdriver, slotted screwdriver, LED flashlight, bottle opener, knife, awl and key ring.
It may not look like much, but it could save your life; keep this tool in your car and it can cut your seat belt or smash your window in case of an accident.
A shopping bag that fits in your cart - it unfolds and attaches to the side of the cart for easy packing, organizing and then picking up and taking off!
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
These gloves are for using an iPhone, Android or other touch screen devices without having to take off the gloves and get your fingers all cold! Keep your hands warm and use your phone or tablet with no problem all winter!
An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!
The new and improved version of Pet Rock: it's USB! What does it do? Absolutely nothing! But that won't stop people from asking about it wondering what it does!
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
Awesome little puzzle piece coasters made of bamboo. They work great as coasters but also you can put the (albiet super simple) puzzle together to form a larger serving platform!
A really cool two-fer item: 1. It's a wine bottle saver that keeps wine from losing it's fizz 2. It aerates your wine as it serves it. Perfect for any wine lover!
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
These paper cups have 12 different animal noses and are truly fun for a wide variety of age groups (just so long as you're not uptight, but then what would you be doing here?). It comes in a pack of 24 and has 2 of each style.
Do battle with lightsabers just like Jedi of old! Seven different Star Wars locations to fight in. Show your mastery of the force as well as thumb dexterity, hand strength and cunning.
Everyone knows that the Underpants Gnomes may strike at any moment, leaving you unequipped to properly walk about. Sure, going freestyle can be fun for a *little* while, but you need the comfort and security of underpants at all times. Be prepared!
Beautiful rainbow swirl decal for your laptop, specifically the 13" Macbook Air or Macbook Pro. It comes with 2 decals and a squeegee to apply it without getting air bubbles in it and make sure it's flat as can be.
Protect your car from sun and heat in classic Star Wars style! People will double take when they see what appears to be the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
Save the galaxy and destroy each Death Star lollipop with your own tongue! How many licks does it take to destroy a Death Star? Maybe 3, but find out yourself :p
Keeps your various cords neat and accessible. All your cords for your laptops, tablets, smartphones all seem to multiply and get messy. This lets you clean them all up!
A portable, mini humidifier that runs on the power of your phone! Just plug it into the bottom USB/Lightning port of your iOS or Android device. Lightweight and portable so you can take it literally anywhere you take your phone.
Mark your drink like a sir, and show off your awesome mustache every time you take a drink! Fun AND functional, as you'll know which drink is yours and if someone else is drinking it.
Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
These help you make ninja cookies that will attack the taste buds! They may vanish on you and then sneak up from behind. Eat them before they get you. 3 cool action-pose designs.
3 Wolf Moon is cool and all, but the real ultimate power lies in the 3 Grumpy cat moon shirt. The power of the grump is strong with this, and you can accomplish anything you set your mind to!
It helps you organize your beer pong games and cups won't get knocked over. But even cooler is that you can freeze it and it'll keep beer cold while you're playing! That's a nice rack.
A great (and cheap) card game for 2-6 players. Easy to pick up and learn for most ages (your toddler or Grandma with alzheimer’s might not be able to play well).
Build bricks onto your coffee mug - whatever your heart desires and brain inspires! Compatible with most block building systems including LEGO™, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and K'NEX Bricks™.
They made a Princess Bride board game? INCONCIEVEABLE! Play as Westley (AKA the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo, or Fezzik as you relive moments from the awesome, classic movie The Princess Bride.
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
You know him from the game "Cut the Rope" and you love his tooth-less grin! Well now you can have your very own Om Nom plushy! This adorable, candy-eating character's cuteness is so sweet, it's sickening! (And remember kids, brush your teeth after eating all your candy.. Nom, nom, nom!)
A fake gold bar that will make people do a double-take! Use it as doorstop, a paperweight, a conversation piece or to distract people from your REAL stash of gold.
Wear the Hogwarts house colors of Gryffindor and show your courage. Also available are Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw (although Slytherin was backordered at time of writing).
The coolest cereal bowl to take with you to work or other outings. Has two bowls: one to keep cereal dry, and one with a gel at the bottom you freeze to keep the milk cold.
Simply put, Tekno Bubbles lets you blow bubbles that light up under a blacklight! Super groovy, entrancing and a cheap way to cheer people up and add to a cool party.
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
It's like sliding in socks on a hardwood floor! No hardwood? No Problem! Slippity slide all over the house. Has been known to help relieve cabin fever.
For whatever reason, little boys love trains. This might help them eat that sandwich they're being picky about! Whether they're into Thomas the Tank Engine or just trains in general, this crust cutter will make perfect little mini sandwich trains every time.
Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.
The Mini Ostrich Pillow is smaller version of the Ostrich Pillow that you can take with you traveling or for use at your desk. It's simply awesome for travelling. Stick your arm in it and you have an instant hand mitt cushion. Great for those long flights or car trips.
Hey, you might be entry-level, but you're DAMN GOOD at it, and it's time to let everyone know. If you work at a place that isn't quick to promote, this is great! Go ahead, toot your own horn.
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
Excuse me sir, is there a kidney in your lunch bag? Not meant to transport actual human organs, but that's way too risky anyway. It will however hold a full lunch including drinks with no problem whatsoever. And it may get some additional odd looks as well.
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
What day is it? Aw yeah, hump dayyyyyy! Everybody likes to celebrate the middle of the work week and the fact that it's more than halfway over. This is your new Wednesday shirt.
This smartly crafted lunchbox for adults is very well thought out: it keeps fruit sage and separated and has pots for smaller items like grapes, nuts, yogurt, etc. Bonus: a thermospot on the back that lets you know if it's still cool!
Just the scrabble tiles and no game? Whyfore? Well because it's a lot cheaper and they're cool! You can do a ton with scrabble tiles, including arts and crafts projects.
Does anyone remember the Tim "Tooltime" Allen grunt? We're doing that right now over this beer bottle opener. The cap catcher at the bottom is the clincher.
A functional samurai sword to help you slice open your letters and other documents. Might also help you dispatch people you don't want to see / whose work you disapprove of.
If you ever eat in your car, this could be awesome. It attaches in your car's cup holder and swivels to the angle you need. Quit spilling stuff on yourself or your car's floor and seats.
Those Octopus' (er, Octopi) get big way down in the depths. As you drink your coffee more and more of the creature that lurks below is revealed. Great for a prank or all-around coffee drinking!
Just squeeze the nose to get the snot-like soap out of it. It's snot a very serious soap dispenser. It'll stick to the wall and is great for a bathroom or shower.
Unlike other six-pack belt holsters, this one has the trump card: each slot is insulated! Keep a six pack on you AND keep your hands free. Bonus: it has a built-in pocket to hold money, your ID, credit cards or other little things.
A cute way to remove the crusts of bread for picky kids, or, hey even picky adults! Makes 2 same-sized pieces of dinosaur shaped sandwich - specifally brontosaurus shaped.
It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.
Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
