Black Bar Glasses

Black Bar Glasses
Make it look like your face is blacked out in selfies and other shots!
$9.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Vinyl Record Coasters

Vinyl Record Coasters

Oh em gee - coasters that look like records! Great for your hipster friend or anyone that like retro music. Pack of 4 record coasters. 

 
$11.85
Via amazon.com

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt
Looking for an alternative to the ugly Christmas sweater? Then this might just be the shirt for you. It's your no muss, no fuss, fun Christmas t-shirt!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Ninja Star Coat Hook

Ninja Star Coat Hook
Ninja throwing stars that look like they're embedded in the wall. You may have just dodged a Ninja assassin or you may have been practicing (not that a Ninja needs to practice...)
$11.92
Via amazon.com

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
If that meat gets out of line, you can beat it around a bit. Feel badass while doing your food prep!
 
$9.47
Via amazon.com

Ancient Roman Coin

Ancient Roman Coin
Buy a REAL ancient roman coin for just $20! These are totally legit and you can own a piece of history.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups

Pick Your Nose Animal Paper Cups
These paper cups have 12 different animal noses and are truly fun for a wide variety of age groups (just so long as you're not uptight, but then what would you be doing here?). It comes in a pack of 24 and has 2 of each style.
$8.34
Via amazon.com

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

It's...um bacon... need we say more? Well we will! You should never leave home without a towel, and if you're going to have a towel, you could do worse than a bacon-themed towel.

$8.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Electric Paper Airplane Kit

Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Paper Airplanes driven by an electric, rechargable propeller - simply attach the PowerUp power module to your paper airplane for up to 30 seconds of flight - and then do it again and again!
$15.12
Via amazon.com

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle
Ermagerds, it's a Nessie Ladle! It's really cute ladle in the form of a dinosaur and should make for some smiles in just about any kitchen. 
$12.90
Via amazon.com

Eye Chart Tie

Eye Chart Tie
Features the actual Snellen eye chart so you can help people prepare for their driving eye exams. It is the EXACT chart form the doctor's office!
 
$17.25
Via amazon.com

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

Rhino Shield Screen Protector

Rhino Shield Screen Protector
This Kickstarter phone screen protector weighs little and claims to stop all but the most devastating of drops!
$12.00
Via kickstarter.com

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter
If you need a pizza cutter AND you're a Star Wars geek, look no further! This is the pizza slicer for you.
$14.65
Via amazon.com

Smuggle Your Booze Plastic Flasks

Smuggle Your Booze Plastic Flasks
A bunch of flasks that can be used to fill up with your favorite alcohol and then smuggle into someplace. Use it when going to a movie theatre, a sporting event, the opera, a play or school event!
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Dog Mustache Chew Toy

Dog Mustache Chew Toy
I mustache you a question, bulldog...do you like your new chew toy? Oy, we are full of horrible puns. But your dog will look awesome with this mustache chew toy!
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Garbage Can Pantz

Garbage Can Pantz
A simple yet awesome cover to pretty up your garbage can and give it a makeover! Everyone has the same plain Jane looking garbage cans - why not dress it up a little!?
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Jazz Guitar Ice Cubes and Stirrers

Jazz Guitar Ice Cubes and Stirrers
Cool baby, cool. This makes really classy ice cubes that'll go great with a jigger of your favorite whiskey. Bonus stirrer too.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Belt Buckle

Mustache Belt Buckle
The mustachio'd man or woman gains a certain level of respect, power and class. Instantly add these aspects with a mustache belt buckle! Even better since it's a cool-looking bronze.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

The Black Knight Rises T-shirt

The Black Knight Rises T-shirt
We love mashups. We love the Christopher Nolan Batman series. We love Monty Python's The Holy Grail. We love lamp. And we love this shirt!
$18.00
Via shareasale.com

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!

$9.07
Via amazon.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint
Paint that glows in the dark for up to 2 hours! Paint wood, walls, metal, masonry, lots of stuff.
$8.38
Via amazon.com

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib
Start your impressionable babies mind out right and learn 'em good. This bib has elements of the periodic table including:  Gemanium (Ge), Nickel (Ni), Uranium (U) and Sulphur (S). 
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Binocular Flask

Binocular Flask
A pretty nice flask for sporting events, the beach, or even a bar. Hey, why not? No one would suspect a thing until they see you sipping from your binoculars.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
Via vat19.com

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena
Do battle with lightsabers just like Jedi of old! Seven different Star Wars locations to fight in. Show your mastery of the force as well as thumb dexterity, hand strength and cunning.
$7.10
Via amazon.com

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's the Mustachifier! Your baby won't know any different... at least we don't think so. In any case, it's a classy old west style mustache.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Swiss Cheese Spaghetti Measurer

Swiss Cheese Spaghetti Measurer
One of those incredibly simple yet brilliant ideas - lets you measure how much pasta to use for 1-4 people.
$14.12
Via amazon.com

Chalkboard Coffee Mug

Chalkboard Coffee Mug
Personalize your mug! You have a blank slate for drawings, messages and pick-me-ups. Draw whatever you want on it!
$12.58
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet
This Darth Vader glove replicates the use of the force...through a powerful magnet! You can push or pull things with the built in magnet.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Fidget Spinner Toy

Fidget Spinner Toy
These are genuinely awesome spinner fidget toys! High quality and will spin for minutes at a time (some say they've had these going for over 3 minutes!)
$8.99
Via thecooleststuffever.com

Krull Glaive - Fantasy Curved Knife

Krull Glaive - Fantasy Curved Knife
Very very cool glaive from the 80s movie Krull. We loved this movie - it was great for its time and was very special. It has 5 blades that fold up. Looks awesome both with knives extended and folded!
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire! If you too thought that somebody was barbequing, this shirt might just be for you. Much better than a cold pop OR bronchitis.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Survival Paracord Bracelet

Survival Paracord Bracelet
Military-grade survival paracord that you can carry on you at all times in case of emergency. It has 7 strands and is super strong and durable - holds up to 550 pounds!!
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold
The Millennium Falcon, in your drink, how cool is that? Also works great as a chocolate mold.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter
A rechargeable, wind-proof and weather-proof lighter that you can recharge via USB. Each charge gives you over 150 plus lights.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Laser Guided Scissors

Laser Guided Scissors
Cut a straight line, every time. Awesome for wrapping those Christmas gifts, cutting fabric, scrapbooking, you name it.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen
Perfect for Dear John letters, hitlists or just normal notes and memos. has 300 pages and a blood splattered pen that sticks into the victim.
$11.63
Via amazon.com

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder
A seemingly magical wine bottle holder that balances perfectly to hold just about any wine bottle. A fantastic gift and conversation piece!
$11.99
Via amazon.com

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit
Your infant has done 9 months of hard time on the inside. He or she has left the big house and is ready to see the world. Advertise it with this hilarious snapsuit! As they say, orange is the new black after all.
$17.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses

Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses
Have a blast with these shotgun shell shot glasses. They're bound to inject some more fun into any party. Just make sure you're not drinking with Dick Cheney.
$14.49
Via amazon.com

Key-Shaped Folding Knife

Key-Shaped Folding Knife

A small folding knife enclosed in a key-shaped design. Works great on your keychain, doesn't take up much room, and can even pass through TSA!

$5.47
Via amazon.com

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat. 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

BLINK Card Game – The World’s Fastest Game

BLINK Card Game – The World’s Fastest Game
A great (and cheap) card game for 2-6 players. Easy to pick up and learn for most ages (your toddler or Grandma with alzheimer’s might not be able to play well).
$6.85
Via amazon.com

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
$5.77
Via amazon.com

Waterproof Folding Keyboard

Waterproof Folding Keyboard
A silicone USB foldable & waterproof keyboard - you can wash it or stick it in a backpack!
 
$19.45
Via amazon.com

Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug
The Ninja Coffee Mug is no joke. It's a seasoned killer and is plotting your death as we speak.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray
A tray to help make awesome & perfectly square ice cubes. Technically they'd be called cubes, as squares are only two-dimensional. So really, standard ice cubes aren't ice cubes. They're not cubes at all, they're little slices or something. Anyway...
$7.95
Via homewetbar.com

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds
Make 4 shot glasses out of ice! Mmmm, super cold shots from glasses that will melt before you can be incriminated for your drunken antics.
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Deep Tea Diver Loose Tea Infuser

Deep Tea Diver Loose Tea Infuser
Love tea? So do we. And this submariner is awesome and will infuse your tea quite nicely and in style.
$11.58
Via amazon.com

Mustache Bottle Opener

Mustache Bottle Opener
Mustaches, babes and bottles of your favorite beverage - what more could you ask for? This combines at least 2 of them.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Skull Shot Glass

Skull Shot Glass
Gorgeous shot glasses, a set of 4 made out of real glass. Thick, sturdy and awesome for your favorite poison!
$7.99
Via amazon.com

I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt

I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt
I totally would. In a non-threatening, non-sexual, no intercourse manner. Who doesn't like to cuddle?
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Sandal Socks

Sandal Socks
Socks that look like sandals! Wearing sandals with socks is pretty universally reviled, but now you can have that look without having to wear sandals!
$9.75
Via amazon.com

Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes

Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes
Awesome ice cubes in the shape of Han Solo frozen in carbonite! Does not cause hibernation sickness - although if you drink enough alcohol cooled with this ice, you might not be able to see.
$11.19
Via amazon.com

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter
A cute way to remove the crusts of bread for picky kids, or, hey even picky adults! Makes 2 same-sized pieces of dinosaur shaped sandwich - specifally brontosaurus shaped.
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Quadrilateral Parallelogram T-Shirt

Quadrilateral Parallelogram T-Shirt

Think outside the box? That's so 90s. Think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram, peeps! Don't keep your mind inside a 3-dimensional quadrilateral parallelogram, bust out of it!

$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Star Wars Classic Movie Posters

Star Wars Classic Movie Posters
Reproductions of the awesome original artwork from the first Star Wars movie. The original pieces can go for $2000 or more.
$15.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks
The shoe that started it all, the Converse high tops improved by Chuck Taylor - now available as socks!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Death Star Ice Cubes

Death Star Ice Cubes
Destruction of planets is at hand, and so is a cold drink. A cold drink whose ice doesn't melt as fast as other ice cubes (it's science).
$7.55
Via amazon.com

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo
This is a set of 2 adhesive photo protectors. Slap a photo of someone you want to prank in one of them and stick it to the bottom of a toilet. Drink some liquids and then do your business.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter
Brighten up your kids' day, or even an adult's day. Who couldn't resist smiling at 3 mini sandwiches in the shape of a mustache showing up in their lunch!?
$9.00
Via amazon.com

Bondic - The Amazing DIY Fix-Anything Tool

Bondic - The Amazing DIY Fix-Anything Tool
Bondic is an amazing tool that helps you fix almost anything around the house, office or workshop. It's a smart tool that uses liquid plastic and a UV light to transform the liquid into a solid.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9

Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9
A whole set of fake, ugly teeth to fool people with. Meet new people and see how they react to you. Do they treat you differently with these horrible teeth? (Answer: you betcha!)
$7.94
Via amazon.com

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock
Features a smart combination lock that seals the top of a Ben & Jerry's pint of ice cream. The only way to get in is to rip apart the box, and that's gonna be messy for any would-be ice cream thieves.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Just like coffee brings some of us to life, this mug gains a heart when filled with a hot beverage. Legend of Zelda FTW!

$8.96
Via amazon.com

Lift Here For Six Pack T-Shirt

Lift Here For Six Pack T-Shirt
Yeah, you've got a six-pack under there - be proud to show it off! You've worked hard for it buy doing those 12 ounce curls!
 
Well, you *might* actually have a six pack, and that'd be awesome. But with this shirt you have another 6-pack.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Please Don't Speak To Me While I'm Not Listening T-Shirt

Please Don't Speak To Me While I'm Not Listening T-Shirt
Huh? What was that? I wasn't listening. A shirt for the sarcastic bastards out there who like to mess with people. Or at least like to let people know they don't always pay attention.
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Shakoolie Shower Coolie

Shakoolie Shower Coolie
Enjoy a shower beer with the Shakoolie - a coolie cup that sticks to the shower wall!
$9.99
Via shakoolie.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

The Zombie hand ice mold!
A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?

$8.07
Via amazon.com

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt
Hah!! I found this humerus shirt humerous. Ah, the joys of homonyms!
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Monster High Scaris Skelita Calaveras Doll

Monster High Scaris Skelita Calaveras Doll
To the chagrin of many parents the Monster High thing is still really big. They're really well crafted dolls, and if you can get over the ghoulishness of some of them, they're pretty cool.
$9.82
Via amazon.com

Color Changing LED Light Bulb

Color Changing LED Light Bulb
An LED lightbulb with a remote control that lets you change to over 2 million different color combinations and different brightness levels!
$10.98
Via amazon.com

Chalkboard Slate Coasters

Chalkboard Slate Coasters
A set of 4 coasters you can write on with chalk - leave a message, write your name, doodle something, get downright vulgar, silly and stupid! You'll be drinking, after all.
 
$19.95
Via shareasale.com

USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Ninja Disguise Shirt
A ninja may strike at any time. Typically they don't advertise the fact that they're a ninja, but this shirt is merely a disguise. However, you never know when a true ninja might be wearing one...
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...

 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

.40 Caliber Blowgun

.40 Caliber Blowgun
Your very own blowgun, complete with 12 darts.
$15.33
Via amazon.com

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand
One cable to rule them all! Helps you easily connect your smartphone to things plus has many different stand configurations. For iPhone & Android.
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

Slingshot Chicken

Slingshot Chicken
Why? Why not! Fling this chicken and it makes a rooster crowing sound as it whips across the sky. 
$5.90
Via amazon.com

Flexible USB Mini Fan

Flexible USB Mini Fan
A small USB fan that plugs right into your PC, desktop, laptop or wall charger.
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Guinness Pub Pint Glasses

Guinness Pub Pint Glasses
The perfect gift for Guinness lovers! Gorgeous and beautifully crafted pint glasses complement your Guinnes beer with authentic, gold logos.
$16.63
Via amazon.com

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt
You like it but do you "Like" it? A very functional oven mitt that is also fun! (You could say that yes, it puts the fun in functional).
$14.97
Via amazon.com

Sarcastic Ball

Sarcastic Ball
If you're familiar with its predecessor, the Magic 8 Ball, then you'll love the Sarcastic Ball! This 4" dia ball will help you answer all the important questions in life while providing all the snarky cynicism that you can handle. Yeah, right! What-ever!
$8.51
Via amazon.com

What If I Told You T-Shirt

What If I Told You T-Shirt
Doesn't make sense? Well then go back and read that first line again. Funny our how brains work sometimes. 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's not a pacifier, it's a STACHIFIER! And oh how badass it is. Make your little precious one a cowboy or cowgirl.
$9.96
Via amazon.com

Anchorman Shot Glasses With Quotes

Anchorman Shot Glasses With Quotes
Classy shot glasses with quotes from the original Anchorman The Legend Begins movie. You could drink scotch out of other shot glasses, but what's the point?
$15.00
Via amazon.com

Mustache Clothes Hangers

Mustache Clothes Hangers
Some might ask why you'd buy a mustache hanger and then hide it in your closet where no one can see it. Well, YOU would know you have a piece of clothing being hung like a sir (*cough*).
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt
Walt Disney he is not. We're talking about freakin' Heisenberg here, the man who can make the purest stuff on the planet.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Crime Scene Scarf

Crime Scene Scarf
An acrylic scarf that tells people not to cross you. Or that you're a crime scene. The DO NOT CROSS might get people to stop talking to you, or it might make them smile and approach you more. We're not quite sure...
$18.08
Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Drink Coasters

Breaking Bad Drink Coasters
Four ceramic, kickass coasters from one of the best shows ever. 
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser
Super cute sloth and the tea comes out of its butt. If you don't think your gift recipient would mind sloth butt tea, then this might be a good option. ;-)
$9.87
Via amazon.com

Pen Cap Utensils

Pen Cap Utensils
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
 
$9.17
Via amazon.com

Yodeling Pickle!

Yodeling Pickle!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
$11.30
Via amazon.com

8-Bit Fireplace Art

8-Bit Fireplace Art
No fireplace? No problem! This 8-Bit (non-working) fireplace will warm the cockles of your heart. I don't know about you but I always feel funny when I hear the word 'cockles'.
$12.95
Via etsy.com

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Medieval Weapon Push Pins
A deadly collection of medieval melee weaponry including: Sabre, Single Handed, Broadsword, Katana, Axe (you get 2 of each!) Beautifully crafted and lots of fun.
$10.00
Via amazon.com

Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt

Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt
Just thinking about the Weeping Angels gives us the willies. But it's ok, the Doctor will figure a way out for us. Just moisten those eyeballs and get ready to stare for a while until he can figure something out!
 
$18.99
Via tkqlhce.com

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes
Hands-free flashlights that clip onto your shoes! They have white LED and red night-view LED modes. They simply clip onto your shoes or you can weave shoelaces thru the clip.
$7.87
Via amazon.com

Bag of Unicorn Farts

Bag of Unicorn Farts
That's right, a real bag of unicorn farts! Funny thing, unicorn farts smell and taste just like cotton candy. Makes sense, right?
$10.99
Via amazon.com

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