Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Medieval Weapon Push Pins
A deadly collection of medieval melee weaponry including: Sabre, Single Handed, Broadsword, Katana, Axe (you get 2 of each!) Beautifully crafted and lots of fun.
$10.00
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How to Live with a Huge Penis Book

How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
Advice and meditations on the "problems" that come along with having an above average member. A great coffee table book that'll get people talking... and laughing!
$11.14
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Survival Grenade

Survival Grenade
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
 
$18.99
Via rockys2v.com

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Fun, useful and attention-getting. Write notes on a hand and stick them on things... or people. Tell people to talk to the hand if you don't want to be disturbed. 300 hand notes for $5? Hey, that's a nice bit of fun right there :)

$10.92
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Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
The ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs - no available in bottle opener format! Simply awesome.
$5.00
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A&W Root Beer Can Safe

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.

$7.95
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Taco Stands

Taco Stands
A set of 4 taco stands that lets you make a bunch of tacos or once or simply hold your taco(s) upright while you eat. Simple and brilliant.
$5.95
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Bubble Wrap iPhone Case

Bubble Wrap iPhone Case
Bubble wrap awesomeness - lets you constantly simulate popping bubble wrap on your iPhone! Sounds and feels like the real thing. 
$18.99
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Heart-Shaped USB Flash Drive

Heart-Shaped USB Flash Drive
Perfect for Valentines DAy or an anniversary, this 8GB USB flash drive is encrusted with crystals and looks dazzling.
$15.00
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Switchblade Spork

Switchblade Spork
Just like in the 50s, in the days of the greasers, you can whip out your switchblade and ... slurp up some soup. Actually a pretty handy tool to throw in a backpack or bugout bag.
$7.18
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Technically The Glass Is Always Full Shirt

Technically The Glass Is Always Full Shirt
It's true, technically the glass is always full. It's just how we look at things a lot of the time. This "Glass is always full shirt" just might make someone smile or think more positively, and that can't be a bad thing.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!

$5.74
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Shark Shower Curtain

Shark Shower Curtain

You can almost hear the Jaws music playing with this shower curtain! It's a nice addition to any bathroom.

$17.99
Via modcloth.com

Chalkboard Coffee Mug

Chalkboard Coffee Mug
Personalize your mug! You have a blank slate for drawings, messages and pick-me-ups. Draw whatever you want on it!
$12.58
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Dog Triceratops Costume

Dog Triceratops Costume
Super cute and awesome dinosaur costume for your furry best friend. Great for Halloween, costume parties, or just your regular walks, as it's great for making people smile!
$10.46
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The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
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Sub-Zero Macbook Sticker

Sub-Zero Macbook Sticker
The awesome ninja from Mortal Kombat can now reside on your Macbook and send hit freeze blast at your enemies. You never know, he might even perform his spine rip fatality!
$6.99
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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Let's see, Bathrobe: check. Pajama bottoms: check. Wild hair and crazy look in the eyes: check. 6 cats: yup, you got it! 
$12.99
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Rainbow LED Prism Projector

Rainbow LED Prism Projector

A personal rainbow projector! Uses multi-colored LEDs. Just wave your hand to turn it on. Has a bonus prism to project rainbows in the daytime.

$15.97
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Without Me Things Are Only Aweso T-Shirt

Without Me Things Are Only Aweso T-Shirt
You're awesome, that much is obvious, as you're browsing this site. You clearly have a keen sense of taste. So show the world just how awesome you are!
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Kids Superhero Costumes

Kids Superhero Costumes
You get a set of 5, count 'em, FIVE superhero costumes! They're both DC and Marvel superheroes including: Superman, Batman, Captain America, The Flash and Spider-Man. You get 5 capes and 5 masks and they look super-cute!
$18.95
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Mermaid Blanket

Mermaid Blanket
Great for both adults and kids - slip inside it and look like a real mermaid! The bottom is designed to give the tail of a mermaid.
$11.88
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I'm Fine Bloody Shirt

I'm Fine Bloody Shirt
You're tough, show everyone it's nothing but a flesh wound with this shirt. Just a "minor" shark attack. You've got another kidney anyway.
 
$17.99
Via badideatshirts.com

USB Pet Rock

USB Pet Rock
The new and improved version of Pet Rock: it's USB! What does it do? Absolutely nothing! But that won't stop people from asking about it wondering what it does!
$19.95
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Prescription Shot Glasses

Prescription Shot Glasses
Shot glasses - just what the doctor ordered! 3 ceramic "medicinal" shot glasses to ease your pain with a couple friends.
$17.74
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Banana Phone Cell Phone Handset

Banana Phone Cell Phone Handset
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone! It's a headset with a 3.5mm jack that fits most cell phones. Plug and play.
$12.95
Via whatonearthcatalog.com

Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
$10.94
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PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool

PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool
Practice guitar *anywhere*! Shred on real strings with a real fretboard on a tool you can keep in a pocket or bag. It's also 100% quiet so you won't bother anyone!
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug

I Do What I Want Middle Finger Coffee Mug
"I do what I want" - a battle-cry/motto that many of us can get behind. 
$11.42
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Collapsible Travel Shot Glass

Collapsible Travel Shot Glass
A collapsible shot glass - for the esteemed modern drinker who wishes to whip out a shot glass wherever they might be.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

ToastaBags - Toaster Bags

 ToastaBags - Toaster Bags
These "Toaster Bags" let you slap a sandwich into your toaster! That's it and that's all - just think about making a quick grilled cheese sandwich in your toaster with no muss (nor any fuss!).
$12.87
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Death Star Ice Cubes

Death Star Ice Cubes
Destruction of planets is at hand, and so is a cold drink. A cold drink whose ice doesn't melt as fast as other ice cubes (it's science).
$7.55
Via amazon.com

The Princess Bride Board Game

The Princess Bride Board Game
They made a Princess Bride board game? INCONCIEVEABLE! Play as Westley (AKA the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo, or Fezzik as you relive moments from the awesome, classic movie The Princess Bride.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Scrabble Tile Fridge Magnets

Scrabble Tile Fridge Magnets
Scrabble tiles that function as useful refrigerator magnets! 
$13.49
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The Bobcat Mullet Wig

The Bobcat Mullet Wig
Ever wanted a mullet but didn't want to take the time to grow it out properly, only to quickly chop it off after realizing how bad it looks? Worry no more, with the Bobcat Mullet!
$9.99
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Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves
Gives you the advantage of webbed fingers while swimming - also great for snorkeling and diving. Hey, we're humans, we use tools and have opposable thumbs so why not use every advantage we can get!?
$13.00
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Magical Unicorn Meat

Magical Unicorn Meat
Magical Unicorn meat - in a can! Now you don't have to spend months hunting and preparing the elusive unicorn. Great for meat eaters and vegans alike.
$11.66
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Swiss Cheese Spaghetti Measurer

Swiss Cheese Spaghetti Measurer
One of those incredibly simple yet brilliant ideas - lets you measure how much pasta to use for 1-4 people.
$14.12
Via amazon.com

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy
This thing is awesome... use it to attach to the bottom of your laundry detergent and it make is SUPER easy to dispense! It'll even catch the drips in the bottom of it. Very handy.
$8.82
Via amazon.com

The Joker Macbook Decal

The Joker Macbook Decal

Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face! This Joker decal will make your Macbook really stand out in the crowd - So dress it up and have a little fun, would ya?

$7.95
Via amazon.com

Sandal Socks

Sandal Socks
Socks that look like sandals! Wearing sandals with socks is pretty universally reviled, but now you can have that look without having to wear sandals!
$9.75
Via amazon.com

Bookmark Thumb Holder

Bookmark Thumb Holder
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
$5.23
Via amazon.com

Arcade Light Switch

Arcade Light Switch
Replaces your light switch cover with a joystick - and 2 arcade sound effects! More pew pew, less QQ in your day.
$11.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Yodo YOLO Shirt

Yodo YOLO Shirt
Only once, you live, young padawan. Then you can become a Jedi ghost if you are strong in the Force.
$20.00
Via bustedtees.com

Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore

Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore
Tap it to activate the night light - it can be low, medium or bright. Available in 64 stacks. Will not actually transform into redstone dust.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Plate Dip Clips

Plate Dip Clips
Dip/sauce clips that clip onto your plate. You get a set of 4 clips that are awesome for chip dip, salsa, guacamole, hot sauce, bleu cheese, or whatever else your little taste buds desire.
$7.89
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Shambooze - Cruise Ship Booze Smuggler

Shambooze - Cruise Ship Booze Smuggler
If you want to smuggle some booze onto your cruise, then this might be the best thing to buy. It looks like a real shampoo bottle and comes with leak proof seals! Save tons on your cruise bar tab!
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Phone/Tablet Joystick

Phone/Tablet Joystick
A real, physical joystick for your iPhone, iPad or Android device. Works on anything with a touchscreen.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Toilet Coffee Mug

Toilet Coffee Mug

It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...

$8.13
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Drink Preserver Floating Cup Holder

Drink Preserver Floating Cup Holder
Imagine just floating around in a pool, warmed by the sun, your chilled drink floating along beside you. You don't have a care in the world and you don't have to worry about your drink sinking.
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt
I'm only capable of one-word grunts until I've had my fix. I'm not proud of it, but at least caffiene is a relatively healthy addiction. So please, make me some coffee or get out of the way.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver Toothbrush
A replica of the sonic screwdriver used by the 11th Doctor, Matt Smith - but it has an advanced feature that allows it to brush your teeth!
$19.79
Via firebox.com

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand

Torso Smartphone Connector Cable And Stand
One cable to rule them all! Helps you easily connect your smartphone to things plus has many different stand configurations. For iPhone & Android.
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib
Start your impressionable babies mind out right and learn 'em good. This bib has elements of the periodic table including:  Gemanium (Ge), Nickel (Ni), Uranium (U) and Sulphur (S). 
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Error 404 Coffee Mug

Error 404 Coffee Mug
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
 
$15.00
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Bamboo Puzzle Piece Coasters

Bamboo Puzzle Piece Coasters
Awesome little puzzle piece coasters made of bamboo. They work great as coasters but also you can put the (albiet super simple) puzzle together to form a larger serving platform!
$18.99
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Waterproof Folding Keyboard

Waterproof Folding Keyboard
A silicone USB foldable & waterproof keyboard - you can wash it or stick it in a backpack!
 
$19.45
Via amazon.com

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt
What better way to class up the joint around St. Patty's Day? The classic tuxedo shirt with an Irish shamrock twist!
$14.99
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Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Just like coffee brings some of us to life, this mug gains a heart when filled with a hot beverage. Legend of Zelda FTW!

$8.96
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Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal

Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal
The Weeping Angel from Dr. Who - can be quite a surprise for house guests. Might make guys miss the toilet even more than normal.
$17.99
Via etsy.com

Festival Feet

Festival Feet
These disposable shoe covers are awesome for spring and summer music festivals where there's likely to be tons of mud. Protect your shoes without having to wear huge, awkward rubber boots!
 
$9.82
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Color Changing LED Light Bulb

Color Changing LED Light Bulb
An LED lightbulb with a remote control that lets you change to over 2 million different color combinations and different brightness levels!
$10.98
Via amazon.com

Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes

Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes
Awesome ice cubes in the shape of Han Solo frozen in carbonite! Does not cause hibernation sickness - although if you drink enough alcohol cooled with this ice, you might not be able to see.
$11.19
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.40 Caliber Blowgun

.40 Caliber Blowgun
Your very own blowgun, complete with 12 darts.
$15.33
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Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock
Features a smart combination lock that seals the top of a Ben & Jerry's pint of ice cream. The only way to get in is to rip apart the box, and that's gonna be messy for any would-be ice cream thieves.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-Shirt

Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-Shirt
The zombie outbreak is going to happen someday, and until then you can claim to be prepared. Although we guess everybody can be prepared pretty quickly just by grabbing a shotgun, baseball bat or chainsaw.
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack
It helps you organize your beer pong games and cups won't get knocked over. But even cooler is that you can freeze it and it'll keep beer cold while you're playing! That's a nice rack.
$19.99
Via kegworks.com

Game of Thrones Coasters

Game of Thrones Coasters
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister. 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Bag of Unicorn Farts

Bag of Unicorn Farts
That's right, a real bag of unicorn farts! Funny thing, unicorn farts smell and taste just like cotton candy. Makes sense, right?
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Cup Egg Holders

Cup Egg Holders
A set of 4 awesomely crafted egg cups. If you've ever tried eating a boiled egg, you know it can be a pain, what with the egg rolling around in a bowl or worse, on a plate.
$16.80
Via amazon.com

Slingshot Chicken

Slingshot Chicken
Why? Why not! Fling this chicken and it makes a rooster crowing sound as it whips across the sky. 
$5.90
Via amazon.com

Death Star Tea Infuser

Death Star Tea Infuser
Come to the Dark Side, we have tea! And crumpets, whatever those are. A Star Wars Death Star tea infuser with a Tie Fighter at the end of the chain.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt

Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt
This T-shirt is the reminder of the ultimate decision maker and argument solver. Good old rock, paper scissors, man. Nothing beats it. Let's go, best 2 out of 3 wins.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Electric Paper Airplane Kit

Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Paper Airplanes driven by an electric, rechargable propeller - simply attach the PowerUp power module to your paper airplane for up to 30 seconds of flight - and then do it again and again!
$15.12
Via amazon.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint
Paint that glows in the dark for up to 2 hours! Paint wood, walls, metal, masonry, lots of stuff.
$8.38
Via amazon.com

Guy Fawkes Mask / V For Vendetta Mask

Guy Fawkes Mask / V For Vendetta Mask

"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder treason and plot." Made popular by the movie V For Vendetta, originally for Guy Fawkes Day and today worn by members of Anonymous. Tell everyone that the status quo should not be tolerated. Revolution!

$7.99
Via amazon.com

Toddler Ewok Costume

Toddler Ewok Costume
OMG SUPERCUTENESS ACTIVATED! Brown shirt + bear costume = awesomely cute Star Wars Ewok costume!
$19.92
Via amazon.com

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume
Yeee-haw! Your dog may or may not love this, but most people will get a kick out of seeing your dog walking around with a little cowboy holding on for dear life.
 
$14.08
Via amazon.com

"Flood Buzz" Water Leak Detector

"Flood Buzz" Water Leak Detector
A set of 3 alarms that alert you to any spot where water is starting flood into. Detects the smallest of leaks and neesd no batteries or programming.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A) A yummy peanut butter & jelly sandwich B) A small pocket/wallet type of device - Nifty!
$6.59
Via amazon.com

Dry Pak Waterproof Alligator Wallet

Dry Pak Waterproof Alligator Wallet
A water-tight wallet for your stuff when you're at the beach, the pool or on a boat. It's big enough for a wallet, phone, cards & more.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Owls In A Tree Toothbrush Holder

Owls In A Tree Toothbrush Holder

A cadre of cute owls in a tree, brightening up your bathroom and perhaps sending a little bit of encouragement for your kids to brush their teeth.

$19.99
Via modcloth.com

Mustache Bottle Opener

Mustache Bottle Opener
Mustaches, babes and bottles of your favorite beverage - what more could you ask for? This combines at least 2 of them.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug
Listen everyone, we have very important news: Anchorman is back with Anchorman: The Legend Continues! (Oh yeah, and there's this mug too.)
$16.29
Via firebox.com

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy
This is the purest stuff you can get on the market. "Blue sky" is known around the world as the best imitation crystal meth you can get - it's 98% pure rock candy.
$14.45
Via amazon.com

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal
Nom nom nom... A zombified Snow White about the dig into some tasty Apple brains. Will work on other laptops as well, but fits the 13" Macbook best.
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo
This is a set of 2 adhesive photo protectors. Slap a photo of someone you want to prank in one of them and stick it to the bottom of a toilet. Drink some liquids and then do your business.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Pizza Cutter

Star Trek Pizza Cutter

When your pizza isn't sliced properly you can now "Give 'er all she's got"  with this Star Trek Pizza Cutter! Officially licensed model of the original Enterprise NCC-1701. Boldy go where no pizza has gone before. We'll stop with the bad references.

$19.16
Via amazon.com

Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray

Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray

This tray makes companion ice cubes so you'll never be alone again! It is certainly a triumph of science. Could also make chocolate if you so desired.

 
These ice cubes will not burn very easily. Technically these ice cubes are only companion cube-shaped on 5 sides. So you get one flat side. Science hasn't quite figured out how to make a perfect Portal 2 companion ice cube just yet, but maybe someday soon.
 

$9.09
Via thinkgeek.com

SwingAway Car Organizer

SwingAway Car Organizer

A slick car organizer that hangs from your passenger seat. All sorts of pockets for things like phones, CDs, papers, folders, a water bottle and more. Can flip around to the front or back of the seat.

 
$14.91
Via amazon.com

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle
Ermagerds, it's a Nessie Ladle! It's really cute ladle in the form of a dinosaur and should make for some smiles in just about any kitchen. 
$12.90
Via amazon.com

Family Superhero Car Decals

Family Superhero Car Decals

Why be normal when your family could be represented by Marvel superheroe stickers such as Wolverine, Iron Man, Captain America and Spider-Man? 

 

$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

3 Grumpy Cat Moon Shirt

3 Grumpy Cat Moon Shirt
3 Wolf Moon is cool and all, but the real ultimate power lies in the 3 Grumpy cat moon shirt. The power of the grump is strong with this, and you can accomplish anything you set your mind to! 
$14.27
Via amazon.com

Self Defense Shoe Kickz

Self Defense Shoe Kickz

Simple, cheap and effective self defense. Insert into your shoelaces and potentially add a life-saving tool that will give you enough time to get away and get help.

$13.39
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader Oven Mitt

Darth Vader Oven Mitt
This is one right handed oven mitt in the form of Darth Vader's gloved hand. BBQ it up, dark-side style!
$10.95
Via amazon.com

Toilet Bowl Night Light

Toilet Bowl Night Light
A nightlight for your toilet! No more stumbling around in the dark or peeing on the floor (not that you do that, guys, we're just saying is all...)
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Classic Movie Posters

Star Wars Classic Movie Posters
Reproductions of the awesome original artwork from the first Star Wars movie. The original pieces can go for $2000 or more.
$15.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
 
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Beer and Shot Drinking Glasses

Beer and Shot Drinking Glasses
Fun drinking glasses that can hold a pint of beer (16 ounces) or, flipped upside down, can hold a shot of your favorite licquor (2 ounces). A set of 2 glasses made of blown borosilicate glass, whatever that is.
 
$17.95
Via amazon.com

Codenames Board Game

Codenames Board Game
Codenames! This is the game of the year for 2016 by several popular board game review sites. But it's not really a "board game", nor is it a "card game" necessarily. This game defies a genre, but it's still really cool.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

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