The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
The ultimate in practical gifts, but with a fun twist. Everybody could use duct tape at some point, and this roll is great not just for fixing stuff but also for art projects or decorating. And it's cheap at just under $6 bucks, so it's a nice stocking stuffer that sure to leave a smile.
With these slippers you can quite literally be the walking dead! (Insert groans for a horrible joke here.) But seriously, these things are ultra cute. What is cutter than some fuzzy, plush slippers representing dismembered, bloody heads that crave human flesh?
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
An epic must-have for the aspiring Grillmaster. This BBQ apron allow you to be the master ninja of the barbecue. Can hold 6 cans or bottles to re-arm you and your sidekicks, a built-in can opener and more pockets than you could ask for!
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
An acrylic scarf that tells people not to cross you. Or that you're a crime scene. The DO NOT CROSS might get people to stop talking to you, or it might make them smile and approach you more. We're not quite sure...
Nothing says class like these red cup wine glasses. Just like red Solo cups with with a nice handle so that you look all elegant. You can take the redneck out of the country but you can't can't the country out of the redneck.
Just thinking about the Weeping Angels gives us the willies. But it's ok, the Doctor will figure a way out for us. Just moisten those eyeballs and get ready to stare for a while until he can figure something out!
This pays for itself for years to come. We love making a bunch of spherical ice cubes for our drinks. Ok, they're mainly for rum & cokes or other alcoholic drinks. But they feel SO much classier and cool than "regular" ice cubes."
Fun, useful and attention-getting. Write notes on a hand and stick them on things... or people. Tell people to talk to the hand if you don't want to be disturbed. 300 hand notes for $5? Hey, that's a nice bit of fun right there :)
The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs.