Huh? What was that? I wasn't listening. A shirt for the sarcastic bastards out there who like to mess with people. Or at least like to let people know they don't always pay attention.
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
That Cardsharp is a super utility folding knife - ultra thin and light and fits in a wallet or pocket easily. Transforms from a credit card sized sheet to a knife with a sturdy handle.
To the chagrin of many parents the Monster High thing is still really big. They're really well crafted dolls, and if you can get over the ghoulishness of some of them, they're pretty cool.
Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!
A shocking gag gift/prank that's great for office use and/or for kids. Do people borrow your pens often? Then this is the pen to loan out! It gives just a small kick like that of a 9 volt battery.
That's right, infants, keep on suckin. We give a big, 70s style thumbs up to your efforts to suck down the milk, whether it be from a real nipple or a fake one.
They made a Princess Bride board game? INCONCIEVEABLE! Play as Westley (AKA the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo, or Fezzik as you relive moments from the awesome, classic movie The Princess Bride.
Water your plants softly and gently with a standard 2 liter pop bottles. Very handy and also works with 1 or 1.5 liter bottles. Just squeeze gently and a nice shower of water will cascade your plants.
Keep a handy survival tool in your pocket, wallet or purse! Slim design features scissors, nail file, flashlight, screwdrivers, socket, tweezers, rulers & more.
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
Behold the majestic steed known as the unicorn, replete in all its splendor. All who behold you wearing this glorious T-shirt will weep at the sheer beauty of it. You will be crowned King (and/or Queen) of All Existence....
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
It's never a bad time to show your feelings for your loved one and this is a cute way to do it. Write a note on this puzzle and then let your loved one assemble it to complete and read the note!
Holds your favorite chaser on the bottom and shot on top! Great for Jager bombs, Rum and Coke, RumChata and Jack Daniels Fire, or whatever your little heart desires.
Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face! This Joker decal will make your Macbook really stand out in the crowd - So dress it up and have a little fun, would ya?
Excuse me sir, is there a kidney in your lunch bag? Not meant to transport actual human organs, but that's way too risky anyway. It will however hold a full lunch including drinks with no problem whatsoever. And it may get some additional odd looks as well.
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
A deadly collection of medieval melee weaponry including: Sabre, Single Handed, Broadsword, Katana, Axe (you get 2 of each!) Beautifully crafted and lots of fun.
A wine glass that helps you measure how many calories AS you're drinking it. Or fill it to the brim at the "who cares" level (this tends to happen after a few drinks).
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
This T-shirt is the reminder of the ultimate decision maker and argument solver. Good old rock, paper scissors, man. Nothing beats it. Let's go, best 2 out of 3 wins.
A rubber tray that makes ice in thin lines, allowing you to twist the tray and thereby crush the ice into little chunks that are perfect for cocktails or other drinks.
It's all about the mustache. It gives a certain air of dignity and classiness that you just can't get with any other sort of facial hair shape. And with these bandages, hey: insta-stache!
A shopping bag that fits in your cart - it unfolds and attaches to the side of the cart for easy packing, organizing and then picking up and taking off!
It helps you organize your beer pong games and cups won't get knocked over. But even cooler is that you can freeze it and it'll keep beer cold while you're playing! That's a nice rack.
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
The package says they're ideal for "NIGHT BLOGGING". O.o We can imagine being at a club and live blogging with these ... finger rats ... on. Really, who comes up with this stuff!?
Are you feeling too aware and overburdened with the freedom of choice? Then try Brain Slug®! Great for a Halloween costume: just slap it on, put on a vapid, glassy-eyed look, and speak monotonously. This 'lil guy will live comfortable as a parasite on your head for as long as you as you have the brains to feed it.
A set of 4 awesomely crafted egg cups. If you've ever tried eating a boiled egg, you know it can be a pain, what with the egg rolling around in a bowl or worse, on a plate.
A fake gold bar that will make people do a double-take! Use it as doorstop, a paperweight, a conversation piece or to distract people from your REAL stash of gold.
The classic green army men figures in their well-known poses - but as candles! Awesome for kids into army stuff or parties for those in the military and veterans.
A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?
Brighten up your kids' day, or even an adult's day. Who couldn't resist smiling at 3 mini sandwiches in the shape of a mustache showing up in their lunch!?
With these slippers you can quite literally be the walking dead! (Insert groans for a horrible joke here.) But seriously, these things are ultra cute. What is cutter than some fuzzy, plush slippers representing dismembered, bloody heads that crave human flesh?
A super cute mustache necklace - handmade from an Etsy shop. Keep a mustache handy at all times! Great for regular display on chest or applied to upper lip. You never know when you might need a mustach, so keep it at the ready.
Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.
I'm only capable of one-word grunts until I've had my fix. I'm not proud of it, but at least caffiene is a relatively healthy addiction. So please, make me some coffee or get out of the way.
The creature from the depths lies dormant and dreaming but he will return soon. Proclaim that you are an acolyte of the ancient God from R'lyeh with this inflatable arm!
The best way to smuggle booze is hidden in plain sight. Trust us, we know. That why this sunscreen flask is perfect - even for football games, other sporting events or outdoor concerts.
Let your friends and family know the perils of hanging out at your place. Has 8 different Portal 2 warning signs like, "Watch out for falling cubes", "Careful, if you fall in the water, you'll be electrocuted" and more useful safety tips!
Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...
TARDIS and Dalek salt and pepper shakers; compatible with any Dr. Who seasons. Get it? Seasons, seasonings... look if we have to explain it, it's just not that funny.
Your infant has done 9 months of hard time on the inside. He or she has left the big house and is ready to see the world. Advertise it with this hilarious snapsuit! As they say, orange is the new black after all.
My eyes are up here! Doesn't exactly get people from stopping to stare at your shamrocks, rather it kind of calls more attention to them. But it's a fun St. Patrick's Day party shirt!
Amaze co-workers family and friends with this Terminator 2-like metal. The melting point is the temperature of the human body, so by holding it, it melts in your hand. The cool thing is you can keep reusing it, letting it solidify and melt again.
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat.
The mustachio'd man or woman gains a certain level of respect, power and class. Instantly add these aspects with a mustache belt buckle! Even better since it's a cool-looking bronze.
A fully functional hammer with a 5 ounce flask built in! Also has a handy bottle opener on the back of it. For the true alcoholics or as a nice gag gift. Get truly hammered!
The ultimate in practical gifts, but with a fun twist. Everybody could use duct tape at some point, and this roll is great not just for fixing stuff but also for art projects or decorating. And it's cheap at just under $6 bucks, so it's a nice stocking stuffer that sure to leave a smile.
Silicone bottle caps that keep your beer fresh after being opened. Sometimes you crack one open and then realize later that you can't finish it. We know, it's ever so rare, but at least these let you savor your expensive craft beer!
A set of 3 sandwich crust cutters that include cutters to make puzzle pieces, elephants and penguins. It's a nice way to spruce up the day for your kids - surprise them with a different type each day!
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
Eight different mustache designs guaranteed to liven up any gathering! Easy to apply and they quickly add class! A hit with the ladies to be sure. #likeASir
Fun, useful and attention-getting. Write notes on a hand and stick them on things... or people. Tell people to talk to the hand if you don't want to be disturbed. 300 hand notes for $5? Hey, that's a nice bit of fun right there :)
I mustache you a question, bulldog...do you like your new chew toy? Oy, we are full of horrible puns. But your dog will look awesome with this mustache chew toy!
It's a bloody good time! Eh, sorry, we got nothing on this one. Nothing funny at least. But this is a cool product if you like to freak out your guests! Goes along great with a bloody bath mat and bath towel.
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.
The classic 80s toy, the Rubik's Cube! If you're like us, you've never solved it, but finally finishing this bad boy is a worthy life goal. of course, taking it apart and putting it together or removing the stickers to solve it is another solution.
Re-seal your potato chip bags or any other sort of bags and keep them fresh. It creates an airtight seal and can be used again and again on the same bag!
A double-bladed, folding knife in the shape of the Batarang from the Chris Nolan Dark Knight movies. A great price for a functional and useful yet cool Batman item!
The Mini Ostrich Pillow is smaller version of the Ostrich Pillow that you can take with you traveling or for use at your desk. It's simply awesome for travelling. Stick your arm in it and you have an instant hand mitt cushion. Great for those long flights or car trips.
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
