ToastaBags - Toaster Bags

 ToastaBags - Toaster Bags
These "Toaster Bags" let you slap a sandwich into your toaster! That's it and that's all - just think about making a quick grilled cheese sandwich in your toaster with no muss (nor any fuss!).
$12.87
Via amazon.com

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
All limbs are removable and interchangeable and the torso can be ripped apart to reveal intestines. Complete with tiny plush brain snack in his hand. Awwww, something for every little girl!
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Pizza Cone Kit

Pizza Cone Kit
It's pizza in a cone - what could be better!?
$14.65
Via amazon.com

Magical Unicorn Meat

Magical Unicorn Meat
Magical Unicorn meat - in a can! Now you don't have to spend months hunting and preparing the elusive unicorn. Great for meat eaters and vegans alike.
$11.66
Via amazon.com

Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive

Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive
A 4GB flash drive based on the original Transformer known as Ravage! He used to be a tape that went into Soundwave, but now he's a simple USB stick.
 
$10.24
Via amazon.com

Party Finger Rats

Party Finger Rats
The package says they're ideal for "NIGHT BLOGGING". O.o We can imagine being at a club and live blogging with these ... finger rats ... on. Really, who comes up with this stuff!?
$6.82
Via amazon.com

Color Changing LED Light Bulb

Color Changing LED Light Bulb
An LED lightbulb with a remote control that lets you change to over 2 million different color combinations and different brightness levels!
$10.98
Via amazon.com

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

When they reach a certain age, kids might not admit that you're the greatest mom, but you're still the okayest. This mug shows the undying love you have for uh.... the World's Okayest Mom. :)

$15.00
Via amazon.com

Car Dashboard Mat Grip

Car Dashboard Mat Grip
A rubbery mat that adapts to the contour of your car's dashboard - stick things like your phone, coins, keys, etc. on it and they'll just stick there!
$5.78
Via amazon.com

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...

 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Portable Dog Water Bottle & Bowl

Portable Dog Water Bottle & Bowl
A water bottle with a fold-out bowl for your dog. Great for long hikes or just a trip to the dog park. Very handy!
$8.05
Via amazon.com

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
$5.99
Via vat19.com

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

It's...um bacon... need we say more? Well we will! You should never leave home without a towel, and if you're going to have a towel, you could do worse than a bacon-themed towel.

$8.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume
Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.
$15.56
Via amazon.com

Zombie Cereal Bowl

Zombie Cereal Bowl
It's about damn time we turned the tables on the zombies... let's eat their brains for a change!
$7.79
Via thinkgeek.com

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

Coffee Cup Saucer Maze

A fun game - can you get your spilled coffee through the maze? Great for boring work meetings or Monday mornings

$8.99
Via amazon.com

Heart-Shaped USB Flash Drive

Heart-Shaped USB Flash Drive
Perfect for Valentines DAy or an anniversary, this 8GB USB flash drive is encrusted with crystals and looks dazzling.
$15.00
Via amazon.com

Survival Paracord Bracelet

Survival Paracord Bracelet
Military-grade survival paracord that you can carry on you at all times in case of emergency. It has 7 strands and is super strong and durable - holds up to 550 pounds!!
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Classic Video Game Controller Ornament Set

Classic Video Game Controller Ornament Set
A set of 4 classic & retro videogame console controllers for hanging on the Christmas tree!
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

76% Of Statistics Are Made Up T-Shirt

76% Of Statistics Are Made Up T-Shirt
It's completely true! Well not 100% true, about 99.86% true. We cannot verify it beyond that percentage.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

Hey, you might be entry-level, but you're DAMN GOOD at it, and it's time to let everyone know. If you work at a place that isn't quick to promote, this is great! Go ahead, toot your own horn.

 

$18.95
Via amazon.com

Quirky Cordies Cable Management

Quirky Cordies Cable Management
Keeps your various cords neat and accessible. All your cords for your laptops, tablets, smartphones all seem to multiply and get messy. This lets you clean them all up!
$12.57
Via amazon.com

The Original Rubik's Cube

The Original Rubik's Cube
The classic Rubik's Cube that you were likely unable to solve as a child! Pass it on to a whole new generation who will try to solve it for 10 minutes and then put it down, never to touch it again.
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Trump Toilet Paper

Trump Toilet Paper
Love Trump or hate him, he's definitely someone that polarizes people. If you're on the butt end of that polarization, you might want to check this out...
$14.50
Via amazon.com

Mustache Printed Duck Tape

Mustache Printed Duck Tape

The ultimate in practical gifts, but with a fun twist. Everybody could use duct tape at some point, and this roll is great not just for fixing stuff but also for art projects or decorating. And it's cheap at just under $6 bucks, so it's a nice stocking stuffer that sure to leave a smile.

 

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Without Me Things Are Only Aweso T-Shirt

Without Me Things Are Only Aweso T-Shirt
You're awesome, that much is obvious, as you're browsing this site. You clearly have a keen sense of taste. So show the world just how awesome you are!
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

Blood Pool Pillow

Blood Pool Pillow
No one harmed in the making of this pillow. It looks like a real pool of blood from afar and it might make someone's heart skip a few beats if they see you napping on one!
$15.66
Via fromkeetra.com

Banana Phone Cell Phone Handset

Banana Phone Cell Phone Handset
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone! It's a headset with a 3.5mm jack that fits most cell phones. Plug and play.
$12.95
Via whatonearthcatalog.com

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire! If you too thought that somebody was barbequing, this shirt might just be for you. Much better than a cold pop OR bronchitis.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

TeaBagger Tea Infuser

TeaBagger Tea Infuser
The tea infuser you'll have a ball with! Yes, we aren't afraid of really bad puns! 
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal

Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal
The Weeping Angel from Dr. Who - can be quite a surprise for house guests. Might make guys miss the toilet even more than normal.
$17.99
Via etsy.com

6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt

6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt
Be prepared is the old Boy Scout motto. Well you can carry a whole 6-pack with you with this puppy!
 
$7.31
Via amazon.com

Heart Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Heart Shaped Ice Cube Tray
A sickeningly cute heart shaped ice cube tray you can make over an over! Focus on love and warmth all year round. A great Valentines Day gift too!
$6.05
Via amazon.com

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer
It's a laser pointer... mounted on a frickin' shark! How awesome is that!? We're sure Dr. Evil would approve.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance
Simply put: a giant mustache magnet that you can slap onto a car, refrigerator, door, washing machine, robot, etc. Class up the joint and cause some smiles!
$9.88
Via amazon.com

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt
An insanely majestic Unicorn shirt that glitters, just like real unicorn poop does!
$14.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Zombie Plush Slippers

Zombie Plush Slippers
With these slippers you can quite literally be the walking dead! (Insert groans for a horrible joke here.) But seriously, these things are ultra cute. What is cutter than some fuzzy, plush slippers representing dismembered, bloody heads that crave human flesh?
$19.78
Via amazon.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
$8.10
Via amazon.com

Handy KeyTool Keyring Multi-Tool

Handy KeyTool Keyring Multi-Tool
A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.
$14.00
Via amazon.com

ADHD T-Shirt

ADHD T-Shirt
Rock out with your ADHD out! Flip the devil horns and start banging your head because you are awesome in spite of/because of your ADHD. And because your shirt is pretty bad-... oh look, a squirrel!
$6.00
Via anrdoezrs.net

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume
Yeee-haw! Your dog may or may not love this, but most people will get a kick out of seeing your dog walking around with a little cowboy holding on for dear life.
 
$14.08
Via amazon.com

Prop Money

Prop Money
Prop money that looks *almost* like the real thing. This is the stuff used in movies!
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Keychain Self Defense Tool

Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug
The X-Men seem to never get old. This classic-looking black mug is simple and awesome, and reminds us of the X-Men comics from the 80s.
$9.54
Via amazon.com

Color-Changing Shower Head

Color-Changing Shower Head
A 7-color changing LED shower head. It gradually pulses from one color to another and offers enough light to be all you need. No batteries required!
 
$7.84
Via amazon.com

Get Shit Done Coffee Mug

Get Shit Done Coffee Mug
A nice reminder to simple GET SHIT DONE! A gorgeous mug with black matte finish.
$16.00
Via amazon.com

The Ultimate Grillmaster BBQ Apron

The Ultimate Grillmaster BBQ Apron
An epic must-have for the aspiring Grillmaster. This BBQ apron allow you to be the master ninja of the barbecue. Can hold 6 cans or bottles to re-arm you and your sidekicks, a built-in can opener and more pockets than you could ask for!
$14.85
Via amazon.com

Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener

Wear a ring that's also a bottle opener! Super convenient and never worry about needing a bottle opener again!

$9.95
Via amazon.com

Spider-Man Tie Dye T-Shirt

Spider-Man Tie Dye T-Shirt
A new take on an old classic, the Spider Man logo on a tie dye t-shirt! Looks phenomenally cool as it's not printed but tye dyed with the Spider-Man pattern.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Owl Tea Infuser by Tovolo

Owl Tea Infuser by Tovolo
A super-cute owl tea infuser! We've seen some really cool tea infusers before, but this one might be the cutest!
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Zombie Wine Bottle Holder

Zombie Wine Bottle Holder
At least we can put the undead to good use; this Zombie wine holder will hold a bottle of your favorite varietal of wine. Even better - it won't drink any...
 
$17.52
Via amazon.com

Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore

Minecraft Light-Up Redstone Ore
Tap it to activate the night light - it can be low, medium or bright. Available in 64 stacks. Will not actually transform into redstone dust.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
 
$7.55
Via amazon.com

Morning Mug

Morning Mug
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
$5.80
Via amazon.com

Smiley Face Belt Buckle

Smiley Face Belt Buckle
Cheer up, buttercup. Why so glum, chum? This belt buckle is sure to elicit smiles from people, as well as cheer you up on a bad day. 
$9.85
Via amazon.com

Sock Monkey Knitwitt Hat

Sock Monkey Knitwitt Hat
A sock monkey knit hat!? Don't mind if we do. After all it looks super cute and should get a lot of smiles and looks.
$15.59
Via perpetualkid.com

Prescription Shot Glasses

Prescription Shot Glasses
Shot glasses - just what the doctor ordered! 3 ceramic "medicinal" shot glasses to ease your pain with a couple friends.
$17.74
Via amazon.com

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack
It helps you organize your beer pong games and cups won't get knocked over. But even cooler is that you can freeze it and it'll keep beer cold while you're playing! That's a nice rack.
$19.99
Via kegworks.com

Universal Travel Adapter

Universal Travel Adapter
Use your iPhone, laptop, tablets and other devices freely and without worry in other countries!
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Bacon Tie

Bacon Tie
Sorry vegans, but just know that no animals were harmed in the making of this tie. It's not edible and doesn't smell like bacon, although you'd swear otherwise by looking at it.
$12.96
Via amazon.com

Nintendo GameBoy Beach Towel

Nintendo GameBoy Beach Towel
GameBoy beach towel is perfect for the retro gamer who likes to be portable and get out to the beach sometimes. Let the world know that the GameBoy was the best handheld portable gaming unit evah!
 
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO
This thing is awesome... it helps you scoop an avocado perfectly every time! 
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Death Star Ice Cubes

Death Star Ice Cubes
Destruction of planets is at hand, and so is a cold drink. A cold drink whose ice doesn't melt as fast as other ice cubes (it's science).
$7.55
Via amazon.com

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks
The shoe that started it all, the Converse high tops improved by Chuck Taylor - now available as socks!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Color Changing LED Showerhead

Color Changing LED Showerhead
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
$7.85
Via amazon.com

Yodeling Pickle!

Yodeling Pickle!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
$11.30
Via amazon.com

Crime Scene Scarf

Crime Scene Scarf
An acrylic scarf that tells people not to cross you. Or that you're a crime scene. The DO NOT CROSS might get people to stop talking to you, or it might make them smile and approach you more. We're not quite sure...
$18.08
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader BBQ Apron

Darth Vader BBQ Apron
It's a DARTH VADER APRON! It's badass! I can definitely see myself wearing this. What a great Father's Day gift this would make. 
$14.25
Via amazon.com

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy
This thing is awesome... use it to attach to the bottom of your laundry detergent and it make is SUPER easy to dispense! It'll even catch the drips in the bottom of it. Very handy.
$8.82
Via amazon.com

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's the Mustachifier! Your baby won't know any different... at least we don't think so. In any case, it's a classy old west style mustache.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt

Some Of My Favorite People Are Dogs T-Shirt
Dog lovers, this one is for you! My aunt wears a "Crazy Dog Lady" hoodie. Well, you might not want to go that far and label yourself crazy and yet still love dogs. If so, maybe this shirt if for you!

 

$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Finger Hands

Finger Hands
Um.... what? Yeah. This is just weird and awesome fun. 1 hand becomes 5 with these certainly unique finger hands.
$7.36
Via amazon.com

Star Wars At-At Pet Costume

Star Wars At-At Pet Costume
Take down the Imperial Walkers! Your dog might not love this AT-AT costume, but it'll look hilarious and awesome on him or her.
 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark
The Wicked Witch after a house fell on her - the perfect gift for the Wizard of Oz lover in your life!
$8.00
Via etsy.com

iPhone Horn Speaker

iPhone Horn Speaker

A spiffy speaker in the form of a horn. Looks like a megaphone and sounds great too!

 
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Chainmail Necktie

Chainmail Necktie
An awesome chainmail necktie - what more should be said about it other than IT'S A NECKTIE MADE OF FRICKIN' CHAINMAIL! 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Red Cup Wine Glasses

Red Cup Wine Glasses
Nothing says class like these red cup wine glasses. Just like red Solo cups with with a nice handle so that you look all elegant. You can take the redneck out of the country but you can't can't the country out of the redneck.
 
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Electric Paper Airplane Kit

Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Paper Airplanes driven by an electric, rechargable propeller - simply attach the PowerUp power module to your paper airplane for up to 30 seconds of flight - and then do it again and again!
$15.12
Via amazon.com

Shark Bite Oven Mitt

Shark Bite Oven Mitt
Who would've thought that the safest place for your hands would inside the mouth of a Great White shark? 
$10.65
Via amazon.com

Hanging Closet Dress Safe

Hanging Closet Dress Safe
Who would think to look in your clothing for your valuables? Hiding things in plain sight is a good (and cheap) way to go.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt

Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt
Just thinking about the Weeping Angels gives us the willies. But it's ok, the Doctor will figure a way out for us. Just moisten those eyeballs and get ready to stare for a while until he can figure something out!
 
$18.99
Via tkqlhce.com

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug
It's a plain and simple yet very distinguished mug with a mustache. That's it and that's all. Or is it? Click thru to read more.
$11.50
Via amazon.com

Spherical Ice Cube Mold

Spherical Ice Cube Mold
This pays for itself for years to come. We love making a bunch of spherical ice cubes for our drinks. Ok, they're mainly for rum & cokes or other alcoholic drinks. But they feel SO much classier and cool than "regular" ice cubes."
$7.30
Via amazon.com

Lemon Shark Juicer

Lemon Shark Juicer
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
$10.59
Via amazon.com

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!

$5.88
Via amazon.com

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Fun, useful and attention-getting. Write notes on a hand and stick them on things... or people. Tell people to talk to the hand if you don't want to be disturbed. 300 hand notes for $5? Hey, that's a nice bit of fun right there :)

$10.92
Via amazon.com

Mustache Clothing Hangers

Mustache Clothing Hangers
A set of 4 mustache clothing hangers. We have to ask why (we mustache why?) ... but they are kind of cool even if you're the only one who's going to see them.
$14.05
Via amazon.com

40" Inflatable Parrot

40" Inflatable Parrot
Parrotheads, rejoice! Your very own parrot that will sit on your shoulder and look awesome. Buffett fans, this one is for you.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Giant Googly Eyes

Giant Googly Eyes
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
$6.96
Via amazon.com

Batman Batarang Knife

Batman Batarang Knife
A double-bladed, folding knife in the shape of the Batarang from the Chris Nolan Dark Knight movies. A great price for a functional and useful yet cool Batman item!
$9.65
Via amazon.com

Owls In A Tree Toothbrush Holder

Owls In A Tree Toothbrush Holder

A cadre of cute owls in a tree, brightening up your bathroom and perhaps sending a little bit of encouragement for your kids to brush their teeth.

$19.99
Via modcloth.com

Slingshot Chicken

Slingshot Chicken
Why? Why not! Fling this chicken and it makes a rooster crowing sound as it whips across the sky. 
$5.90
Via amazon.com

Death Star Tea Infuser

Death Star Tea Infuser
Come to the Dark Side, we have tea! And crumpets, whatever those are. A Star Wars Death Star tea infuser with a Tie Fighter at the end of the chain.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Switchblade Spork

Switchblade Spork
Just like in the 50s, in the days of the greasers, you can whip out your switchblade and ... slurp up some soup. Actually a pretty handy tool to throw in a backpack or bugout bag.
$7.18
Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy
This is the purest stuff you can get on the market. "Blue sky" is known around the world as the best imitation crystal meth you can get - it's 98% pure rock candy.
$14.45
Via amazon.com

Zombie Coffee Mug

Zombie Coffee Mug
The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs.
$14.25
Via amazon.com

Taco Stands

Taco Stands
A set of 4 taco stands that lets you make a bunch of tacos or once or simply hold your taco(s) upright while you eat. Simple and brilliant.
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies
Real fortune cookies are lame and generic and never work out anyway. These are perhaps more realistic and you'll look forward to opening them more.
$19.79
Via firebox.com

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal
Nom nom nom... A zombified Snow White about the dig into some tasty Apple brains. Will work on other laptops as well, but fits the 13" Macbook best.
$6.99
Via amazon.com

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