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GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib
Start your impressionable babies mind out right and learn 'em good. This bib has elements of the periodic table including:  Gemanium (Ge), Nickel (Ni), Uranium (U) and Sulphur (S). 
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks
The shoe that started it all, the Converse high tops improved by Chuck Taylor - now available as socks!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

ICE Companion Credit Card Sized Survival Tool

ICE Companion Credit Card Sized Survival Tool
A beautiful translucent blue and white survival tool that fits in a small space like a pocket, wallet, bugout bag, glove box or car visor.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt
What better way to class up the joint around St. Patty's Day? The classic tuxedo shirt with an Irish shamrock twist!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Electric Paper Airplane Kit

Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Paper Airplanes driven by an electric, rechargable propeller - simply attach the PowerUp power module to your paper airplane for up to 30 seconds of flight - and then do it again and again!
$15.12
Via amazon.com

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Ninja Disguise Shirt
A ninja may strike at any time. Typically they don't advertise the fact that they're a ninja, but this shirt is merely a disguise. However, you never know when a true ninja might be wearing one...
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Can of Creamed Possum

Can of Creamed Possum
If you've never tried creamed possum, you are missing out! Ok, this is a total gag gift, but it's a great one! 
$6.49
Via amazon.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint

Glow-In-The-Dark Paint
Paint that glows in the dark for up to 2 hours! Paint wood, walls, metal, masonry, lots of stuff.
$8.38
Via amazon.com

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter
A sandwich cutter that makes Tetris shapes! We encourage you to play with your food, unlike your parents did when you were a kid.
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Scrabble Tiles

Scrabble Tiles
Just the scrabble tiles and no game? Whyfore? Well because it's a lot cheaper and they're cool! You can do a ton with scrabble tiles, including arts and crafts projects.
$5.90
Via amazon.com

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt
That's right, you don't just get older - you get better and wiser; you level up!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A horse head squirrel feeder! Fun for everyone, including the squirrels. It's a hanging feeder you can suspend from the ground so that the squirrels can stick their heads up into it.
$19.98
Via amazon.com

Magnetic Tool Wristband

Magnetic Tool Wristband
This wristband has super strong magnets to help you keep things like screws, nails, small tools and more - awesome for small jobs at home!
$9.85
Via amazon.com

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover
Removes fat from food - for real? This product is something that we were a bit skeptical about but after trying it we can attest that it does work.
$10.06
Via amazon.com

Prop Money

Prop Money
Prop money that looks *almost* like the real thing. This is the stuff used in movies!
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Finger Mustache Temporary Tattoos

Finger Mustache Temporary Tattoos
Eight different mustache designs guaranteed to liven up any gathering! Easy to apply and they quickly add class! A hit with the ladies to be sure. #likeASir
 
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet
Whether you're loaded or not, you can look like it - this wallet looks like a stack of $100's!
$18.91
Via amazon.com

Shambooze - Cruise Ship Booze Smuggler

Shambooze - Cruise Ship Booze Smuggler
If you want to smuggle some booze onto your cruise, then this might be the best thing to buy. It looks like a real shampoo bottle and comes with leak proof seals! Save tons on your cruise bar tab!
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Swedish Fish

Swedish Fish
Real, actual Swedish Fish! From Sweden!
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Meme Scotch Glasses

Meme Scotch Glasses
I love scotch, scotchy, scotch, scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly. These spiffy scotch glasses have 2 Me Gusta internet meme faces and 2 Sweet Jesus meme faces. What better way to drink the sweet nectar of the Gods? Popularized on Reddit of course.
 
$19.99
Via etsy.com

Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Bear Hands Oven Mitts
They're better than using your bare hands... har har har! But seriously, these are cute, fun oven mitts guaranteed to crack some smiles.
$15.60
Via amazon.com

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen
Perfect for Dear John letters, hitlists or just normal notes and memos. has 300 pages and a blood splattered pen that sticks into the victim.
$11.63
Via amazon.com

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt
Ssssssssssss..... Boom! Watch out, and get ready because the Creepers are coming. Keep people on their toes with this Creeper shirt.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Ask Me Why I'm Lazy Sloth T-Shirt

Ask Me Why I'm Lazy Sloth T-Shirt
Go ahead and ask me why I'm lazy ... it might just take 5 minutes or so for me to pull up my shirt to answer you... just wait.... for ... it....
$18.99
Via amazon.com

Munchkin Card Game

Munchkin Card Game
It's a super-fun RPG-themed card game for 3-8 players featuring unique artwork, funny cards and gameplay that'll keep you coming back for more!
$18.16
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade
Protect your car from sun and heat in classic Star Wars style! People will double take when they see what appears to be the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Pancake Pen Bottle

Pancake Pen Bottle
Holds 3 cups of pancake batter that you can use to draw letters, shapes, symbols & more. Has clear sides and markings so you can mix ingredients inside the pancake bottle.
 
$8.47
Via amazon.com

Doctor Who TARDIS Bath/Beach Towel

Doctor Who TARDIS Bath/Beach Towel
This towel is bigger on the inside. It may or may not open up into a huge room below the beach, but hey, it looks awesome.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Cat Butts: A Coloring Book

Cat Butts: A Coloring Book
This is a messed up adult coloring book, but your favorite cat-lover will probably find it funny! What better way to salute cats butts than by... coloring them?
$5.39
Via amazon.com

Dolphin Sandwich Cutters

Dolphin Sandwich Cutters
Cute sandwich cutters, really cool for bento boxes. Great for both kids and adults who are still kids at heart.
$6.60
Via amazon.com

Lemon Shark Juicer

Lemon Shark Juicer
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
$10.59
Via amazon.com

Crafting With Cat Hair

Crafting With Cat Hair
Yes, this is real. A crafting book for doing things with...cat hair. Hey, we're not gonna judge.
$10.17
Via amazon.com

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit
Your infant has done 9 months of hard time on the inside. He or she has left the big house and is ready to see the world. Advertise it with this hilarious snapsuit! As they say, orange is the new black after all.
$17.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Beer Saver Bottle Caps

Beer Saver Bottle Caps
Silicone bottle caps that keep your beer fresh after being opened. Sometimes you crack one open and then realize later that you can't finish it. We know, it's ever so rare, but at least these let you savor your expensive craft beer!
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Water Bottle Ice Cubes

Water Bottle Ice Cubes
Perfect for those who take water bottles on the go - great for hiking, working out, etc. Just put a couple in your bottle and you've got cold water all day long!
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat. 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes
Hands-free flashlights that clip onto your shoes! They have white LED and red night-view LED modes. They simply clip onto your shoes or you can weave shoelaces thru the clip.
$7.87
Via amazon.com

The Giving Tree iPad Decal

The Giving Tree iPad Decal
The artwork from the amazing book by Shel Silverstein, The Giving Tree - which can now be featured on your iPad!
$7.00
Via amazon.com

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
 
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal

Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal
An old classic now available for a perfect fit on your iPad! It features Snow White gazing longingly at the (poison?) apple.
$5.78
Via amazon.com

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat
Why? Because it's awesome. We're not sure why bishops are affiliated with St. Patrick's Day - it's probably some Catholic thing - but we like this. You might just be the life of the party with it.
$11.59
Via amazon.com

Knife Cutting Finger Protector

Knife Cutting Finger Protector
Keep your fingers safe while slicing and dicing food. Great for kids or people learning to be a chef, or just for all-around kitchen prep!
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Majestic Rainbow Unicorn T-Shirt

Majestic Rainbow Unicorn T-Shirt
Behold the majestic steed known as the unicorn, replete in all its splendor. All who behold you wearing this glorious T-shirt will weep at the sheer beauty of it. You will be crowned King (and/or Queen) of All Existence....
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A) A yummy peanut butter & jelly sandwich B) A small pocket/wallet type of device - Nifty!
$6.59
Via amazon.com

Minecraft Grassy Block iPhone 5 Case

Minecraft Grassy Block iPhone 5 Case
For the Minecrafters out there, a grassy block case for the iphone 5, 5S, 4, 4S and 5th generation iPod touch. It's a one-piece hard case that just snaps on.
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Condiment Gun

Condiment Gun
A great way to play with your food. Holster your condiment guns draw when someone needs some ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, what have you. Fun!
$15.40
Via amazon.com

Hump Day T-Shirt

Hump Day T-Shirt
What day is it? Aw yeah, hump dayyyyyy! Everybody likes to celebrate the middle of the work week and the fact that it's more than halfway over. This is your new Wednesday shirt.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Mustache Necklace

Mustache Necklace

A super cute mustache necklace - handmade from an Etsy shop. Keep a mustache handy at all times! Great for regular display on chest or applied to upper lip. You never know when you might need a mustach, so keep it at the ready.

$10.00
Via etsy.com

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

Hey, you might be entry-level, but you're DAMN GOOD at it, and it's time to let everyone know. If you work at a place that isn't quick to promote, this is great! Go ahead, toot your own horn.

 

$18.95
Via amazon.com

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's not a pacifier, it's a STACHIFIER! And oh how badass it is. Make your little precious one a cowboy or cowgirl.
$9.96
Via amazon.com

.40 Caliber Blowgun

.40 Caliber Blowgun
Your very own blowgun, complete with 12 darts.
$15.33
Via amazon.com

Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
Via amazon.com

Undercover Book Safe

Undercover Book Safe
Hide your stuff in plain site with a book that is also a safe! Comes with a book jacket entitled "Undercover Book Safe" but the actual book will vary. This is a real book and will not look fake at all!
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser
Super cute sloth and the tea comes out of its butt. If you don't think your gift recipient would mind sloth butt tea, then this might be a good option. ;-)
$9.87
Via amazon.com

Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone

Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone
These gloves are for using an iPhone, Android or other touch screen devices without having to take off the gloves and get your fingers all cold! Keep your hands warm and use your phone or tablet with no problem all winter!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt
An insanely majestic Unicorn shirt that glitters, just like real unicorn poop does!
$14.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...

 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet
This Darth Vader glove replicates the use of the force...through a powerful magnet! You can push or pull things with the built in magnet.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Star Wars Classic Movie Posters

Star Wars Classic Movie Posters
Reproductions of the awesome original artwork from the first Star Wars movie. The original pieces can go for $2000 or more.
$15.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Magical Unicorn Mask

Magical Unicorn Mask
In short, just about anything you want to accomplish can happen with the aid of a magical unicorn mask. You've just got to believe...
$19.86
Via amazon.com

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark
The Wicked Witch after a house fell on her - the perfect gift for the Wizard of Oz lover in your life!
$8.00
Via etsy.com

Wine Ice Cream

Wine Ice Cream
Wine Ice Cream! It's not just wine-flavored, it actually contains wine and has a 5% alcohol content! This is a fantastic wine for breakups, girls nights, or just general relaxing night when you want a pint of something with some kick to it.
$6.99
Via mercersdairy.com

Facebook Wall Shower Curtain

Facebook Wall Shower Curtain

The ultimate bathroom social network shower curtain - show everyon your Facebook wall! One of the ultimate features: it's water resistant! Huh?

$16.85
Via amazon.com

Black Bar Glasses

Black Bar Glasses
Make it look like your face is blacked out in selfies and other shots!
$9.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Death Star Lollipops

Death Star Lollipops
Save the galaxy and destroy each Death Star lollipop with your own tongue! How many licks does it take to destroy a Death Star? Maybe 3, but find out yourself :p
$13.00
Via etsy.com

Zombie Plush Slippers

Zombie Plush Slippers
With these slippers you can quite literally be the walking dead! (Insert groans for a horrible joke here.) But seriously, these things are ultra cute. What is cutter than some fuzzy, plush slippers representing dismembered, bloody heads that crave human flesh?
$19.78
Via amazon.com

Spreddy Bear Sandwich Plate

Spreddy Bear Sandwich Plate
Super cute for kids to make sandwiches on. The ears can be used to hold peanut butter and jelly, the nose has a recessed spot to hold the bread. The mouth is a plastic spreader to apply the PB&J.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Zombie Family Car Stickers
Those standard family stickers are so mundane - spice it up with your own flair and show off your zombie family! 
 
$9.50
Via amazon.com

Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
Via vat19.com

Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy

Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy
A fry batter tub from Los Pollos Hermanos - complete with 1 ounce of "Blue sky" meth candy as if cooked by none other than the infamous Heisenberg.
$8.28
Via etsy.com

Ninja Star Coat Hook

Ninja Star Coat Hook
Ninja throwing stars that look like they're embedded in the wall. You may have just dodged a Ninja assassin or you may have been practicing (not that a Ninja needs to practice...)
$11.92
Via amazon.com

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder
A seemingly magical wine bottle holder that balances perfectly to hold just about any wine bottle. A fantastic gift and conversation piece!
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That T-Shirt
Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire! If you too thought that somebody was barbequing, this shirt might just be for you. Much better than a cold pop OR bronchitis.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Technically The Glass Is Always Full Shirt

Technically The Glass Is Always Full Shirt
It's true, technically the glass is always full. It's just how we look at things a lot of the time. This "Glass is always full shirt" just might make someone smile or think more positively, and that can't be a bad thing.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Death Star Ice Cubes

Death Star Ice Cubes
Destruction of planets is at hand, and so is a cold drink. A cold drink whose ice doesn't melt as fast as other ice cubes (it's science).
$7.55
Via amazon.com

Hammer Flask With Bottle Opener

Hammer Flask With Bottle Opener
A fully functional hammer with a 5 ounce flask built in! Also has a handy bottle opener on the back of it. For the true alcoholics or as a nice gag gift. Get truly hammered!
 
$14.95
Via homewetbar.com

3 Piece Sandwich Crust Cutters: Puzzle Pieces, Elephants and Penguins

3 Piece Sandwich Crust Cutters: Puzzle Pieces, Elephants and Penguins
A set of 3 sandwich crust cutters that include cutters to make puzzle pieces, elephants and penguins. It's a nice way to spruce up the day for your kids - surprise them with a different type each day!
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Phone/Tablet Joystick

Phone/Tablet Joystick
A real, physical joystick for your iPhone, iPad or Android device. Works on anything with a touchscreen.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Smart and Eco-Friendly Kids Lunchboxes by Goodbyn

Smart and Eco-Friendly Kids Lunchboxes by Goodbyn

Super cute and very useful (and reusable) lunchboxes! A bunch of different compartments to separate food, leave notes, keep things dry - and it fits easily in a backpack.

 

$12.88
Via amazon.com

Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-Shirt

Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-Shirt
The zombie outbreak is going to happen someday, and until then you can claim to be prepared. Although we guess everybody can be prepared pretty quickly just by grabbing a shotgun, baseball bat or chainsaw.
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Shark Bite Oven Mitt

Shark Bite Oven Mitt
Who would've thought that the safest place for your hands would inside the mouth of a Great White shark? 
$10.65
Via amazon.com

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves

Webbed Finger Swimming Gloves
Gives you the advantage of webbed fingers while swimming - also great for snorkeling and diving. Hey, we're humans, we use tools and have opposable thumbs so why not use every advantage we can get!?
$13.00
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader Oven Mitt

Darth Vader Oven Mitt
This is one right handed oven mitt in the form of Darth Vader's gloved hand. BBQ it up, dark-side style!
$10.95
Via amazon.com

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug
For those who really want to let everyone know what's up, here is this fabulous mug!
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Kids Superhero Costumes

Kids Superhero Costumes
You get a set of 5, count 'em, FIVE superhero costumes! They're both DC and Marvel superheroes including: Superman, Batman, Captain America, The Flash and Spider-Man. You get 5 capes and 5 masks and they look super-cute!
$18.95
Via amazon.com

76% Of Statistics Are Made Up T-Shirt

76% Of Statistics Are Made Up T-Shirt
It's completely true! Well not 100% true, about 99.86% true. We cannot verify it beyond that percentage.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy
This is the purest stuff you can get on the market. "Blue sky" is known around the world as the best imitation crystal meth you can get - it's 98% pure rock candy.
$14.45
Via amazon.com

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter
Brighten up your kids' day, or even an adult's day. Who couldn't resist smiling at 3 mini sandwiches in the shape of a mustache showing up in their lunch!?
$9.00
Via amazon.com

Wine Aerator Serve & Save

Wine Aerator Serve & Save
A really cool two-fer item: 1. It's a wine bottle saver that keeps wine from losing it's fizz 2. It aerates your wine as it serves it. Perfect for any wine lover!
 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt

6 Pack Beer Can Holster Belt
Be prepared is the old Boy Scout motto. Well you can carry a whole 6-pack with you with this puppy!
 
$7.31
Via amazon.com

ThumbSaver Magnetic Nail Setter

ThumbSaver Magnetic Nail Setter
The ThumbSaver quite simply saves your thumbs! It's a magnetic nail holder that guides the nail, letting you hammer it home without ever banging your thumb.
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Game of Thrones Coasters

Game of Thrones Coasters
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister. 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume
Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.
$15.56
Via amazon.com

TeaBagger Tea Infuser

TeaBagger Tea Infuser
The tea infuser you'll have a ball with! Yes, we aren't afraid of really bad puns! 
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Fridge iPhone App Magnets

Fridge iPhone App Magnets
Shiny fridge magnets that resemble the icons of iOS apps!
$6.50
Via amazon.com

Pizza Cone Kit

Pizza Cone Kit
It's pizza in a cone - what could be better!?
$14.65
Via amazon.com

6 Pocket Couch Arm Rest Organizer

6 Pocket Couch Arm Rest Organizer
An awesome little organizer for your La-Z Boy chair or couch! Has 6 pockets and a flat 11" x 6" area. Great for keeping things neat and within arms reach. 
 
$8.84
Via amazon.com

Mustache Cork Coasters

Mustache Cork Coasters
Hmmm, yes indeed, these would class up your drink quite nicely if I do say so myself. Protects your fine surfaces and adds class to your potent potables at the same time.  A great addition to any bar or coffee table!
$8.00
Via amazon.com

Plunger Wine Bottle Stopper

Plunger Wine Bottle Stopper
Keep your wine (or beer or other bottled beverage) carbonated and crisp with this spiffy plunger bottle stopper.
$7.50
Via amazon.com

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

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