Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
The package says they're ideal for "NIGHT BLOGGING". O.o We can imagine being at a club and live blogging with these ... finger rats ... on. Really, who comes up with this stuff!?
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
Most zombies want brains but this one just wants to help you open your bottle of beer. A unique design - great for any zombie lover and an excellent conversation piece!
Iron Man with a slightly revised repulsor ray. Perhaps this is a suit made for him by Jon Ivie and the gang at Apple. It probably gets scratches on it very easily despite being gorgeous. O.o
A functional samurai sword to help you slice open your letters and other documents. Might also help you dispatch people you don't want to see / whose work you disapprove of.
Imagine just floating around in a pool, warmed by the sun, your chilled drink floating along beside you. You don't have a care in the world and you don't have to worry about your drink sinking.
Oh, the morning after. And how the memories come slowly back to you. And your friends telling you. "I did what?" No it wasn't a night out drinking, but what you did for that Klondike Bar will take forever to forget.
Why? Because it's awesome. We're not sure why bishops are affiliated with St. Patrick's Day - it's probably some Catholic thing - but we like this. You might just be the life of the party with it.
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister.
Camo clothing that changes with your surroudings - for real! AS the tempurate changes, so does the temperature-activated dye in the clothing. (And holy crap that's a lot of C's in the title.)
Does anyone remember the Tim "Tooltime" Allen grunt? We're doing that right now over this beer bottle opener. The cap catcher at the bottom is the clincher.
A revolutionary beer holder: the double wall helps insulate the beer, keeping it away from the heat of your hand. Also prevents condensation which makes your beer taste 250% better!* (*Does not actually affect the taste of the beer.)
A set of 4 coasters you can write on with chalk - leave a message, write your name, doodle something, get downright vulgar, silly and stupid! You'll be drinking, after all.
This plastic toy gun holds 2.5 ounces of liquor in the handle. Pass it around your table of friends and every time someone pulls the trigger there's a 1 in 6 chance they have to drink!
Looking for an alternative to the ugly Christmas sweater? Then this might just be the shirt for you. It's your no muss, no fuss, fun Christmas t-shirt!
Keep your cereal from getting soggy, your nacho chips divided from the salsa, any 2 foods that you want to keep separated! Never eat soggy cereal again.
A super cute mustache necklace - handmade from an Etsy shop. Keep a mustache handy at all times! Great for regular display on chest or applied to upper lip. You never know when you might need a mustach, so keep it at the ready.
Awww yeah, turns your slim and svelte iPhone into a brick phone from the 80s! Actually offers solid protection, just don't count on the antenna to do anything ;-)
This tea infuser lets you steep your tea with a cool little guy that looks like he's basking in a hot tub. Let him relax in your hot tub full of tea and feel relaxed yourself!
Ok, a Death Star pet ID tag is cool enough on it's own merits. But there's also a QR code on the back that can be scanned to get the pet owner's information.
Rock out with your ADHD out! Flip the devil horns and start banging your head because you are awesome in spite of/because of your ADHD. And because your shirt is pretty bad-... oh look, a squirrel!
It's up to you to prevent forest fires, as those of us who Remember Smokey the Bear used to say. But just imagine a dead, zombified Smokey the Bear coming at you and you've got to put him out of his misery before he chomps on your arm.
Looks like regular suntan lotion but this waterproof container can hold all your valuables for a stay at the beach, or just toss it in your car and no one will bother to steal it!
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
Simply put: a giant mustache magnet that you can slap onto a car, refrigerator, door, washing machine, robot, etc. Class up the joint and cause some smiles!
Give your kid a bit more class. Or better yet, randomly give a mustache pacifier to someone else's kid so they can look like a sir. Does not pacify unruly mustaches.
"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!
Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
College! Just like John Belushi's character Bluto from Animal House. You don't have to drink a bottle of Jack Daniel's to enjoy this shirt, but it sure helps. Also.. Toga, toga, toga!
The ThumbSaver quite simply saves your thumbs! It's a magnetic nail holder that guides the nail, letting you hammer it home without ever banging your thumb.
To the chagrin of many parents the Monster High thing is still really big. They're really well crafted dolls, and if you can get over the ghoulishness of some of them, they're pretty cool.
When your pizza isn't sliced properly you can now "Give 'er all she's got" with this Star Trek Pizza Cutter! Officially licensed model of the original Enterprise NCC-1701. Boldy go where no pizza has gone before. We'll stop with the bad references.
A deadly collection of medieval melee weaponry including: Sabre, Single Handed, Broadsword, Katana, Axe (you get 2 of each!) Beautifully crafted and lots of fun.
Ninja throwing stars that look like they're embedded in the wall. You may have just dodged a Ninja assassin or you may have been practicing (not that a Ninja needs to practice...)
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat.
These magnetic balls (also known as bucky balls, neocubes, nanodots or neomagnetic cubes) are addictingly awesome! Like Legos, they can be transformed into an infinite variety of shapes.
These are classic - they look like genuine instant scratch-off lottery tickets but each one is a winner, and a big one (Not just $10 or $20 but over $1000!)
With Christmas right around the corner, don't forget to dress the part with the most illogical Santa hat you'll ever see. Please, don't be a red shirt - Get your Science blue hat with Spock hairline, pointy ears and Starfleet insignia before it's too late!
Just thinking about the Weeping Angels gives us the willies. But it's ok, the Doctor will figure a way out for us. Just moisten those eyeballs and get ready to stare for a while until he can figure something out!
Start your impressionable babies mind out right and learn 'em good. This bib has elements of the periodic table including: Gemanium (Ge), Nickel (Ni), Uranium (U) and Sulphur (S).
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!
This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!
A set of 4 mustache clothing hangers. We have to ask why (we mustache why?) ... but they are kind of cool even if you're the only one who's going to see them.
Military-grade survival paracord that you can carry on you at all times in case of emergency. It has 7 strands and is super strong and durable - holds up to 550 pounds!!
Fun, useful and attention-getting. Write notes on a hand and stick them on things... or people. Tell people to talk to the hand if you don't want to be disturbed. 300 hand notes for $5? Hey, that's a nice bit of fun right there :)
Never show up to the friend's house empty-handed, especially around the holidays! This fun mat will remind people entering your home what it's all about: having a good time.
Cute and spruces up any work environment of home office! Features a blue dude sitting on the toilet and it can hole pens, functions os a tape dispenser and cutter and paper clip magnet.
