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Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume

Breaking Bad Yellow Coveralls Costume
Perfect for your Breaking Bad Halloween costume, whether you're looking to be Jessie or Walter White. Will not protect you in a real hazardous environment, as the gas mask is just for show.
$15.56
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8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt
Ssssssssssss..... Boom! Watch out, and get ready because the Creepers are coming. Keep people on their toes with this Creeper shirt.
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Rhino Shield Screen Protector

Rhino Shield Screen Protector
This Kickstarter phone screen protector weighs little and claims to stop all but the most devastating of drops!
$12.00
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Death Star Tea Infuser

Death Star Tea Infuser
Come to the Dark Side, we have tea! And crumpets, whatever those are. A Star Wars Death Star tea infuser with a Tie Fighter at the end of the chain.
$19.99
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Tetris Fridge Magnets

Tetris Fridge Magnets
What better way to stick stuff to your fridge? Relive one of the all-time games, Tetris, or at least be reminded of the maddening way that it NEVER STOPS! THE BRICKS JUST KEEP COMING! AHHHHHHH!
$9.02
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Get Shit Done Coffee Mug

Get Shit Done Coffee Mug
A nice reminder to simple GET SHIT DONE! A gorgeous mug with black matte finish.
$16.00
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Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt

Let's Handle This Like Adults T-Shirt
This T-shirt is the reminder of the ultimate decision maker and argument solver. Good old rock, paper scissors, man. Nothing beats it. Let's go, best 2 out of 3 wins.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's not a pacifier, it's a STACHIFIER! And oh how badass it is. Make your little precious one a cowboy or cowgirl.
$9.96
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Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-Shirt

Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-Shirt
The zombie outbreak is going to happen someday, and until then you can claim to be prepared. Although we guess everybody can be prepared pretty quickly just by grabbing a shotgun, baseball bat or chainsaw.
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

ICE Companion Credit Card Sized Survival Tool

ICE Companion Credit Card Sized Survival Tool
A beautiful translucent blue and white survival tool that fits in a small space like a pocket, wallet, bugout bag, glove box or car visor.
$14.99
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Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug

Have a Nice Day Middle Finger Surprise Coffee Mug
This mug has the best of both worlds and can give whatever message you want. Of course the "Have a nice day" is usually sarcastic...
$11.00
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Ninja Cookie Cutters

Ninja Cookie Cutters

These help you make ninja cookies that will attack the taste buds! They may vanish on you and then sneak up from behind. Eat them before they get you. 3 cool action-pose designs.

 
$9.42
Via amazon.com

Battery Level Coffee Mug

Battery Level Coffee Mug
The thermo graphics on this mug react to heat showing the level of coffee in the mug - a full mug equals a full battery! Power yourself up!
 
$8.42
Via amazon.com

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug

Plain White Mustache Coffee Mug
It's a plain and simple yet very distinguished mug with a mustache. That's it and that's all. Or is it? Click thru to read more.
$11.50
Via amazon.com

Soda Can Beer Koozy

Soda Can Beer Koozy
A Coca Cola can that covers up your beer can to totally diguise your beer.  Made out of aluminum - and is actually a real Coke can!
 
$9.99
Via ebay.com

Chip Bag Cap That Seals

Chip Bag Cap That Seals
Never have stale chips again! Or stale pretzels, stale cereal, stale Doritos, what have you. DEFEAT THE EVIL FORCES OF STALENESS!
$12.50
Via amazon.com

Water Bottle Ice Cubes

Water Bottle Ice Cubes
Perfect for those who take water bottles on the go - great for hiking, working out, etc. Just put a couple in your bottle and you've got cold water all day long!
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
$8.10
Via amazon.com

Supermario Mushroom Life Of The Party Shirt

Supermario Mushroom Life Of The Party Shirt
If you're an OG Nintendo kid, you are the life of the party. A classic design for a classic game.
$17.96
Via snorgtees.com

Mustache Coffee Mug

Mustache Coffee Mug
A mug with a mustache on both sides of it - show off your sweet 'stache while enjoying your coffee!
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Lockpick Practice Kit

Lockpick Practice Kit
Learn how to pick a lock, just like in the movies!
$9.79
Via amazon.com

Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Bear Hands Oven Mitts
They're better than using your bare hands... har har har! But seriously, these are cute, fun oven mitts guaranteed to crack some smiles.
$15.60
Via amazon.com

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit
Your infant has done 9 months of hard time on the inside. He or she has left the big house and is ready to see the world. Advertise it with this hilarious snapsuit! As they say, orange is the new black after all.
$17.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Handy KeyTool Keyring Multi-Tool

Handy KeyTool Keyring Multi-Tool
A tiny multitool - perhaps the tiniest! Yet it has many functions and is super lightweight. It has a bottle opener, screwdriver (3 sizes including eyeglass screws), nail file & nail cleaner & tweezers.
$14.00
Via amazon.com

Mr. Tea Infuser

Mr. Tea Infuser

This tea infuser lets you steep your tea with a cool little guy that looks like he's basking in a hot tub. Let him relax in your hot tub full of tea and feel relaxed yourself!

$9.99
Via amazon.com

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup

Stainless Steel Collapsible Cup
Cool for hiking, camping a bugout bag, or just carrying in a purse or your car's glove box. The cup collapses to a very small size and comes with a cover to keep it clean while not in use. Holds 4 ounces.
 
$7.55
Via amazon.com

Tactical Bacon

Tactical Bacon

Fully cooked and prepared bacon in a can - with a 10 year shelf life! Tac Bac is great for end of the world scenarios or any bugout bag.

 
$19.39
Via amazon.com

Kaylee's Spacecraft Repair T-shirt

Kaylee's Spacecraft Repair T-shirt
Sci-fi geeks favorite cute mechanic. Everything's just shiny when you wear this shirt!
$18.00
Via shareasale.com

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...

 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Death Star Ice Cubes

Death Star Ice Cubes
Destruction of planets is at hand, and so is a cold drink. A cold drink whose ice doesn't melt as fast as other ice cubes (it's science).
$7.55
Via amazon.com

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers
4 different spooky bottle themes for Halloween get-togethers. These are some awesome stickers that go over most standard size wine bottles.
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Car Emergency Escape Tool

Car Emergency Escape Tool
It may not look like much, but it could save your life; keep this tool in your car and it can cut your seat belt or smash your window in case of an accident.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Iron Man Macbook Sticker

Iron Man Macbook Sticker

Iron Man with a slightly revised repulsor ray. Perhaps this is a suit made for him by Jon Ivie and the gang at Apple. It probably gets scratches on it very easily despite being gorgeous. O.o

$5.87
Via amazon.com

Stop Staring At My Shamrocks T-Shirt

Stop Staring At My Shamrocks T-Shirt
My eyes are up here! Doesn't exactly get people from stopping to stare at your shamrocks, rather it kind of calls more attention to them. But it's a fun St. Patrick's Day party shirt!
$14.99
Via etsy.com

Color Changing LED Showerhead

Color Changing LED Showerhead
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
$7.85
Via amazon.com

Heart-Shaped USB Flash Drive

Heart-Shaped USB Flash Drive
Perfect for Valentines DAy or an anniversary, this 8GB USB flash drive is encrusted with crystals and looks dazzling.
$15.00
Via amazon.com

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks
Beautiful rainbow stickers in over a dozen different designs for your Macbook Pro or Macbook Air! These are stickers and very thin, so they don't interfere with your typing.
$10.00
Via amazon.com

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter
For whatever reason, little boys love trains. This might help them eat that sandwich they're being picky about! Whether they're into Thomas the Tank Engine or just trains in general, this crust cutter will make perfect little mini sandwich trains every time.
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume
Yeee-haw! Your dog may or may not love this, but most people will get a kick out of seeing your dog walking around with a little cowboy holding on for dear life.
 
$14.08
Via amazon.com

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers
Spice up the office and make things more alive with these stickers! Slap 'em on staplers, coffee mugs, phones, or, hey even co-workers.
$8.13
Via amazon.com

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds

Shot Glass Ice Cube Molds
Make 4 shot glasses out of ice! Mmmm, super cold shots from glasses that will melt before you can be incriminated for your drunken antics.
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Facebook Wall Shower Curtain

Facebook Wall Shower Curtain

The ultimate bathroom social network shower curtain - show everyon your Facebook wall! One of the ultimate features: it's water resistant! Huh?

$16.85
Via amazon.com

ToastaBags - Toaster Bags

 ToastaBags - Toaster Bags
These "Toaster Bags" let you slap a sandwich into your toaster! That's it and that's all - just think about making a quick grilled cheese sandwich in your toaster with no muss (nor any fuss!).
$12.87
Via amazon.com

Drink Preserver Floating Cup Holder

Drink Preserver Floating Cup Holder
Imagine just floating around in a pool, warmed by the sun, your chilled drink floating along beside you. You don't have a care in the world and you don't have to worry about your drink sinking.
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade
Protect your car from sun and heat in classic Star Wars style! People will double take when they see what appears to be the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Hamburger Phone

Hamburger Phone

It's a hamburger phone! A new take on an old classic.

$10.88
Via amazon.com

Kill Count Car Decal

Kill Count Car Decal

This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Shark Bite Oven Mitt

Shark Bite Oven Mitt
Who would've thought that the safest place for your hands would inside the mouth of a Great White shark? 
$10.65
Via amazon.com

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt
Hah!! I found this humerus shirt humerous. Ah, the joys of homonyms!
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Chalkboard Coffee Mug

Chalkboard Coffee Mug
Personalize your mug! You have a blank slate for drawings, messages and pick-me-ups. Draw whatever you want on it!
$12.58
Via amazon.com

Iron Man Macbook Decal

Iron Man Macbook Decal

I am Iron Man.... and you can be Iron Man now too! Just hopefully not the alcoholic, dark and bitter 80s version of Tony Stark. Great for 13" Macbooks.

$8.88
Via amazon.com

Banana Phone Cell Phone Handset

Banana Phone Cell Phone Handset
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana phone! It's a headset with a 3.5mm jack that fits most cell phones. Plug and play.
$12.95
Via whatonearthcatalog.com

Nintendo GameBoy Beach Towel

Nintendo GameBoy Beach Towel
GameBoy beach towel is perfect for the retro gamer who likes to be portable and get out to the beach sometimes. Let the world know that the GameBoy was the best handheld portable gaming unit evah!
 
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Giant Googly Eyes

Giant Googly Eyes
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
$6.96
Via amazon.com

8-Bit Tie

8-Bit Tie
A pixelated, 8-bit tie, for that classic, retro look! It's the easy clip-on variety and 20" long to fit any size. 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

A Hooded Sweatshirt For Your Dog

A Hooded Sweatshirt For Your Dog
Bitches look great in these hoodies. Yeah we went there. But it's also functional - keep your littler dogs warm in the winter months!
$9.98
Via amazon.com

Huge-Ass Roll Of Bubble Wrap

Huge-Ass Roll Of Bubble Wrap
12 inches by 175 freakin feet of bubble wrap! There are all sorts of practical uses, but we just like to pop it!
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Cookie Cutters

Star Trek Cookie Cutters
A set of 5 Star Trek cookie cutters: symbols of the Federation and the Klingon Empire along with a phaser, the USS Enterprise itself and a Live Long and Prosper hand. Good for all sorts of geeky noms.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

Lightsaber Umbrella

Lightsaber Umbrella
We can just hear the swish of an active lightsaber with this thing, cutting through the rain!
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Slingshot Chicken

Slingshot Chicken
Why? Why not! Fling this chicken and it makes a rooster crowing sound as it whips across the sky. 
$5.90
Via amazon.com

Can of Creamed Possum

Can of Creamed Possum
If you've never tried creamed possum, you are missing out! Ok, this is a total gag gift, but it's a great one! 
$6.49
Via amazon.com

Chuckit Ball Launcher

Chuckit Ball Launcher
Awesome for dogs that need a lot of exercise - this things helps you throw a ball over 3x further than normal! Seriously, you can throw up to 100 yards!
$7.28
Via amazon.com

Owls In A Tree Toothbrush Holder

Owls In A Tree Toothbrush Holder

A cadre of cute owls in a tree, brightening up your bathroom and perhaps sending a little bit of encouragement for your kids to brush their teeth.

$19.99
Via modcloth.com

Asshole Repellant

Asshole Repellant
Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
$7.89
Via amazon.com

Light Up Ice Cubes

Light Up Ice Cubes
Freeze 'em and toss them in a drink. They'll sparkle and light up your drinks for hours. A pack of 12 LED ice cubes.
 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Phone/Tablet Joystick

Phone/Tablet Joystick
A real, physical joystick for your iPhone, iPad or Android device. Works on anything with a touchscreen.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Hand-Mounted Tool Light

Hand-Mounted Tool Light
Straps onto either hand for hands-free light! Really cool for working on stuff like computer work, mechanical, or just general fixing stuff around the house.
$6.43
Via amazon.com

Organ Transport Lunch Bag

Organ Transport Lunch Bag
Excuse me sir, is there a kidney in your lunch bag? Not meant to transport actual human organs, but that's way too risky anyway. It will however hold a full lunch including drinks with no problem whatsoever. And it may get some additional odd looks as well. 
 
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.

$7.95
Via amazon.com

Bookmark Thumb Holder

Bookmark Thumb Holder
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
$5.23
Via amazon.com

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen
Perfect for Dear John letters, hitlists or just normal notes and memos. has 300 pages and a blood splattered pen that sticks into the victim.
$11.63
Via amazon.com

Selfie Stick For Your Smartphone

Selfie Stick For Your Smartphone
Ok, it's a selfie stick. No self-respecting, classy person should be caught dead with one of these. Right?  Well, that's what we thought... until we actually used one.
$9.49
Via amazon.com

Apple iPhone 5 Maze Case

Apple iPhone 5 Maze Case
The Puregear Gamer Case is a really cool little maze, so even if you run out of juice you'll still have the old school analog maze game to keep you occupied!
$18.15
Via amazon.com

Zombie Coffee Mug

Zombie Coffee Mug
The only way to make yourself immune from the zombie virus is to drink tea made in the shrunken, hollowed-out head of a zombie. Luckily, ThinkGeek has hired many headhunters and we've got a large supply of these mugs.
$14.25
Via amazon.com

Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box

Portal Companion Cube Lunch Box
Time for testing! And at least you'll have your companion cube when you go to work or school.
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Family Superhero Car Decals

Family Superhero Car Decals

Why be normal when your family could be represented by Marvel superheroe stickers such as Wolverine, Iron Man, Captain America and Spider-Man? 

 

$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Crime Scene Scarf

Crime Scene Scarf
An acrylic scarf that tells people not to cross you. Or that you're a crime scene. The DO NOT CROSS might get people to stop talking to you, or it might make them smile and approach you more. We're not quite sure...
$18.08
Via amazon.com

Keychain Self Defense Tool

Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Toilet Bowl Night Light

Toilet Bowl Night Light
A nightlight for your toilet! No more stumbling around in the dark or peeing on the floor (not that you do that, guys, we're just saying is all...)
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Teatanic Tea Infuser

Teatanic Tea Infuser
This will sit in your tea and slowly infuse your hot water with the caffiene-laced goodness of the tea bag. Just fill the hull with tea leaves, place it in your tea cup and imagine the carnage back in the day!
$9.95
Via shareasale.com

Rainbow Swirl Decal For Macbook Air/Macbook Pro

Rainbow Swirl Decal For Macbook Air/Macbook Pro
Beautiful rainbow swirl decal for your laptop, specifically the 13" Macbook Air or Macbook Pro. It comes with 2 decals and a squeegee to apply it without getting air bubbles in it and make sure it's flat as can be.
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal

Dr. Who Weeping Angel Toilet Decal
The Weeping Angel from Dr. Who - can be quite a surprise for house guests. Might make guys miss the toilet even more than normal.
$17.99
Via etsy.com

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Fun, useful and attention-getting. Write notes on a hand and stick them on things... or people. Tell people to talk to the hand if you don't want to be disturbed. 300 hand notes for $5? Hey, that's a nice bit of fun right there :)

$10.92
Via amazon.com

Pizza Cutter Power Saw

Pizza Cutter Power Saw
Cut pizza like a boss (like a bauwss!) with this pizza cutter shaped in the form of a hand saw. 
 
$11.97
Via amazon.com

Finger Hands

Finger Hands
Um.... what? Yeah. This is just weird and awesome fun. 1 hand becomes 5 with these certainly unique finger hands.
$7.36
Via amazon.com

College T-Shirt

College T-Shirt
College! Just like John Belushi's character Bluto from Animal House. You don't have to drink a bottle of Jack Daniel's to enjoy this shirt, but it sure helps. Also.. Toga, toga, toga!
$6.00
Via 6dollarshirts.com

Star Wars At-At Pet Costume

Star Wars At-At Pet Costume
Take down the Imperial Walkers! Your dog might not love this AT-AT costume, but it'll look hilarious and awesome on him or her.
 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Calorie Counting Wine Glasses

Calorie Counting Wine Glasses
A wine glass that helps you measure how many calories AS you're drinking it. Or fill it to the brim at the "who cares" level (this tends to happen after a few drinks).
$19.95
Via amazon.com

SwingAway Car Organizer

SwingAway Car Organizer

A slick car organizer that hangs from your passenger seat. All sorts of pockets for things like phones, CDs, papers, folders, a water bottle and more. Can flip around to the front or back of the seat.

 
$14.91
Via amazon.com

USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Lemon Shark Juicer

Lemon Shark Juicer
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
$10.59
Via amazon.com

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks
The shoe that started it all, the Converse high tops improved by Chuck Taylor - now available as socks!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Minecraft Cookie Cutters

Minecraft Cookie Cutters

A set of 5 awesome Minecraft cookie cutters! Includes Steve, pickaxe, sword, cookie and a Creeper, for all your Cookiecrafting needs!

 

$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Peter Heater Knit Wiener Warmer

Peter Heater Knit Wiener Warmer
Hahahahah....yes, it's a silly, great gag gift! We don't know that it will actually work/fit or if it's simply a gag, but it's still hilarious!
$14.50
Via amazon.com

Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug
The Ninja Coffee Mug is no joke. It's a seasoned killer and is plotting your death as we speak.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat. 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
Via vat19.com

Breaking Bad Fridge Magnets

Breaking Bad Fridge Magnets
A set of over 425 words filled with things from the Breaking Bad universe!
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Munchkin Card Game

Munchkin Card Game
It's a super-fun RPG-themed card game for 3-8 players featuring unique artwork, funny cards and gameplay that'll keep you coming back for more!
$18.16
Via amazon.com

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