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Condiment Gun

Condiment Gun
A great way to play with your food. Holster your condiment guns draw when someone needs some ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, what have you. Fun!
$15.40
Via amazon.com

Mustache Cork Coasters

Mustache Cork Coasters
Hmmm, yes indeed, these would class up your drink quite nicely if I do say so myself. Protects your fine surfaces and adds class to your potent potables at the same time.  A great addition to any bar or coffee table!
$8.00
Via amazon.com

Ask Me Why I'm Lazy Sloth T-Shirt

Ask Me Why I'm Lazy Sloth T-Shirt
Go ahead and ask me why I'm lazy ... it might just take 5 minutes or so for me to pull up my shirt to answer you... just wait.... for ... it....
$18.99
Via amazon.com

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
Via amazon.com

Star Wars At-At Pet Costume

Star Wars At-At Pet Costume
Take down the Imperial Walkers! Your dog might not love this AT-AT costume, but it'll look hilarious and awesome on him or her.
 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser

Runny Nose Soap Dispenser
Just squeeze the nose to get the snot-like soap out of it. It's snot a very serious soap dispenser. It'll stick to the wall and is great for a bathroom or shower.
$11.90
Via amazon.com

Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Cutting Board

Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Cutting Board
A really cool gift for any Star Wars fan - it's a medium-sized cutting board with the print of Han frozen in carbonite beneath it.
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Prop Money

Prop Money
Prop money that looks *almost* like the real thing. This is the stuff used in movies!
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...

 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Doc McStuffins Operation Game

Doc McStuffins Operation Game
A new take on the classic game of Operation. Lots of replay value and something nostalgic for the adults too!
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Zombie Cereal Bowl

Zombie Cereal Bowl
It's about damn time we turned the tables on the zombies... let's eat their brains for a change!
$7.79
Via thinkgeek.com

Obol Separating Bowl

Obol Separating Bowl
Keep your cereal from getting soggy, your nacho chips divided from the salsa, any 2 foods that you want to keep separated! Never eat soggy cereal again.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers
Spice up the office and make things more alive with these stickers! Slap 'em on staplers, coffee mugs, phones, or, hey even co-workers.
$8.13
Via amazon.com

Mini Phone Humidifier

Mini Phone Humidifier
A portable, mini humidifier that runs on the power of your phone! Just plug it into the bottom USB/Lightning port of your iOS or Android device. Lightweight and portable so you can take it literally anywhere you take your phone.
$13.99
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Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal

Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal
An old classic now available for a perfect fit on your iPad! It features Snow White gazing longingly at the (poison?) apple.
$5.78
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"Flood Buzz" Water Leak Detector

"Flood Buzz" Water Leak Detector
A set of 3 alarms that alert you to any spot where water is starting flood into. Detects the smallest of leaks and neesd no batteries or programming.
$19.99
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Zombie Bottle Opener

Zombie Bottle Opener
Most zombies want brains but this one just wants to help you open your bottle of beer. A unique design - great for any zombie lover and an excellent conversation piece!
 
$19.95
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Pizza Cone Kit

Pizza Cone Kit
It's pizza in a cone - what could be better!?
$14.65
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Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
The ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs - no available in bottle opener format! Simply awesome.
$5.00
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Connectible DIY Drinking Straws

Connectible DIY Drinking Straws
A set of straws to build your own crazy contraption with. Get a few sets and combine them for huge straws!
$9.99
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Bottle Opener iPhone Case

Bottle Opener iPhone Case

Most of us take our phones everywhere we go, so why carry around an extra bottle opener? You can have one ALWAYS at the ready and be the cool person to help everyone out. Also, the app can play a sound when opening a bottle.

$9.71
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Plush Zombie Hat

Plush Zombie Hat
This plush zombie hat is cute, cozy and looks great. Best of all, it won't eat much ... because there's not much for him to eat! Hahahaa...
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Crazy Dog Lady T-Shirt

Crazy Dog Lady T-Shirt

A shirt for the crazy dog ladies out there - also a portion of the proceeds from sales of this shirt goes towards animal rescue organizations.

$14.95
Via lacroixtees.com

Beer Saver Bottle Caps

Beer Saver Bottle Caps
Silicone bottle caps that keep your beer fresh after being opened. Sometimes you crack one open and then realize later that you can't finish it. We know, it's ever so rare, but at least these let you savor your expensive craft beer!
$6.99
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Yodeling Pickle!

Yodeling Pickle!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
$11.30
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Key-Shaped Folding Knife

Key-Shaped Folding Knife

A small folding knife enclosed in a key-shaped design. Works great on your keychain, doesn't take up much room, and can even pass through TSA!

$5.47
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Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt

Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt
Just thinking about the Weeping Angels gives us the willies. But it's ok, the Doctor will figure a way out for us. Just moisten those eyeballs and get ready to stare for a while until he can figure something out!
 
$18.99
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Slingshot Chicken

Slingshot Chicken
Why? Why not! Fling this chicken and it makes a rooster crowing sound as it whips across the sky. 
$5.90
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Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena
Do battle with lightsabers just like Jedi of old! Seven different Star Wars locations to fight in. Show your mastery of the force as well as thumb dexterity, hand strength and cunning.
$7.10
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Ninja Star Coat Hook

Ninja Star Coat Hook
Ninja throwing stars that look like they're embedded in the wall. You may have just dodged a Ninja assassin or you may have been practicing (not that a Ninja needs to practice...)
$11.92
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Doctor Who TARDIS Bath/Beach Towel

Doctor Who TARDIS Bath/Beach Towel
This towel is bigger on the inside. It may or may not open up into a huge room below the beach, but hey, it looks awesome.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Nintendo GameBoy Beach Towel

Nintendo GameBoy Beach Towel
GameBoy beach towel is perfect for the retro gamer who likes to be portable and get out to the beach sometimes. Let the world know that the GameBoy was the best handheld portable gaming unit evah!
 
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers
4 different spooky bottle themes for Halloween get-togethers. These are some awesome stickers that go over most standard size wine bottles.
$8.95
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Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles
Simply put, Tekno Bubbles lets you blow bubbles that light up under a blacklight! Super groovy, entrancing and a cheap way to cheer people up and add to a cool party.
$5.76
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What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt
The fox says many things, so all of these may be correct. Show how current you are (or aren't) with Internet memes!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

USB Pet Rock

USB Pet Rock
The new and improved version of Pet Rock: it's USB! What does it do? Absolutely nothing! But that won't stop people from asking about it wondering what it does!
$19.95
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Clip-On Table Cup Holders

Clip-On Table Cup Holders
Cute, colorful clip-on cup holders fashionably extend your table. Even better, they hold beverages in place so they don't get knocked over! 
$9.99
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Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
Ok, so the 2000s and up haven't seen great career choices from Cage. Still, the memory of those horrible movies can be driven away by Cage's smiling face on your pillow.
$15.18
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Scarface Lawn Gnome

Scarface Lawn Gnome
Say hello to my little friend! A twist on the classic lawn gnome, goes well with zombie lawn gnomes. 
$16.29
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The Black Knight Rises T-shirt

The Black Knight Rises T-shirt
We love mashups. We love the Christopher Nolan Batman series. We love Monty Python's The Holy Grail. We love lamp. And we love this shirt!
$18.00
Via shareasale.com

Paparazzi Censor Shades

Paparazzi Censor Shades

Perfect for nights out when people are taking photos to post on Facebook. Shields your identity so you can get away with just about anything! Great for those worried about Facebook privacy.

$8.94
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How to Live with a Huge Penis Book

How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
Advice and meditations on the "problems" that come along with having an above average member. A great coffee table book that'll get people talking... and laughing!
$11.14
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Non-Flammable T-Shirt - Challenge Accepted.

Non-Flammable T-Shirt - Challenge Accepted.
For the adventurous ones who will try anything. If people try to light you on fire, don't blame us.
$14.99
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Star Trek Cookie Cutters

Star Trek Cookie Cutters
A set of 5 Star Trek cookie cutters: symbols of the Federation and the Klingon Empire along with a phaser, the USS Enterprise itself and a Live Long and Prosper hand. Good for all sorts of geeky noms.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Fingerstache Temporary Tattoos

Be like a sir and instantly class up the joint with these temporary tattoos! A mustache on your finger is great for days of amusement and otherwise relieving boredom. Or, put them on a neighbor's baby.

$6.94
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Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula

Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula
A lightsaber spatula! How many nerdy chefs-to-be would love to cook with such a cool spatula? 
$14.87
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Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies
Real fortune cookies are lame and generic and never work out anyway. These are perhaps more realistic and you'll look forward to opening them more.
$19.79
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Swedish Fish

Swedish Fish
Real, actual Swedish Fish! From Sweden!
$5.00
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Chip Bag Cap That Seals

Chip Bag Cap That Seals
Never have stale chips again! Or stale pretzels, stale cereal, stale Doritos, what have you. DEFEAT THE EVIL FORCES OF STALENESS!
$12.50
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St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt
What better way to class up the joint around St. Patty's Day? The classic tuxedo shirt with an Irish shamrock twist!
$14.99
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I Dream of a Better World Where Chickens Cross the Road T-Shirt

I Dream of a Better World Where Chickens Cross the Road T-Shirt
Why do we pester them? Why don't we just leave well enough alone? The age old question, "Why did the chicken cross the road" has led to thousands upon thousands of possible answers, but we'll never know the real reason.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!

$5.74
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Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon makes everything better, so why not band-aids? Er, excuse me, "adhesive bandages". Wouldn't wanna get Band-Aid's legal team after us.

$5.75
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Chip Bag Re-Sealer

Chip Bag Re-Sealer
Re-seal your potato chip bags or any other sort of bags and keep them fresh. It creates an airtight seal and can be used again and again on the same bag! 
 
$16.99
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Rainbow LED Prism Projector

Rainbow LED Prism Projector

A personal rainbow projector! Uses multi-colored LEDs. Just wave your hand to turn it on. Has a bonus prism to project rainbows in the daytime.

$15.97
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I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt

I Would Cuddle You So Hard T-Shirt
I totally would. In a non-threatening, non-sexual, no intercourse manner. Who doesn't like to cuddle?
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

TMNT - Ninja Turtles Macbook Sticker

TMNT - Ninja Turtles Macbook Sticker

The original turtles in a half shell, this TMNT sticker will fit most Macbooks. This Macbook decal will also work on other laptops, including PC laptops since the design doesn't incorporate the Apple logo.

$14.45
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Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug
The Ninja Coffee Mug is no joke. It's a seasoned killer and is plotting your death as we speak.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Please Don't Speak To Me While I'm Not Listening T-Shirt

Please Don't Speak To Me While I'm Not Listening T-Shirt
Huh? What was that? I wasn't listening. A shirt for the sarcastic bastards out there who like to mess with people. Or at least like to let people know they don't always pay attention.
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Splat Stan Drink Coaster

Splat Stan Drink Coaster
A spiffy drink coaster that's a nice conversation piece. Great for home, office or a gag gift. Works really well as a coaster too!
$10.75
Via amazon.com

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt
An insanely majestic Unicorn shirt that glitters, just like real unicorn poop does!
$14.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Zombie Blood Shower Gel

Zombie Blood Shower Gel
Mmmmm... zombie blood! Comes in a resealable transfusion type bag with a loop you can hang on a shower head or something similar.
$9.89
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Mini Compressed Towel Set

Mini Compressed Towel Set
Amazingly compressed towel in little discs that you can put in water for 3 seconds and expand into a square towel. These little towels expand to 25x40cm.
$6.29
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Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark
The Wicked Witch after a house fell on her - the perfect gift for the Wizard of Oz lover in your life!
$8.00
Via etsy.com

Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone

Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone
These gloves are for using an iPhone, Android or other touch screen devices without having to take off the gloves and get your fingers all cold! Keep your hands warm and use your phone or tablet with no problem all winter!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Android Ice Cube Tray

Android Ice Cube Tray
An ice cube tray that makes cute little android ice cubes! Some say the Android mascot is called Mike, Droid, or BugDroid around the Google offices.
 
$12.00
Via deadzebra.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

The Zombie hand ice mold!
A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug
For those who really want to let everyone know what's up, here is this fabulous mug!
$10.99
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Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses

Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses
Have a blast with these shotgun shell shot glasses. They're bound to inject some more fun into any party. Just make sure you're not drinking with Dick Cheney.
$14.49
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Ron Burgundy's Book - Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings

Ron Burgundy's Book - Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings
Ron Burgundy's tell all autobiography, in his own awesome words. "I wrote a hell of a book" -- Ron Burgundy. 224 pages of pure class.
$7.99
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Cat Butts: A Coloring Book

Cat Butts: A Coloring Book
This is a messed up adult coloring book, but your favorite cat-lover will probably find it funny! What better way to salute cats butts than by... coloring them?
$5.39
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Don't Even Ask Wine Glass

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter
Brighten up your kids' day, or even an adult's day. Who couldn't resist smiling at 3 mini sandwiches in the shape of a mustache showing up in their lunch!?
$9.00
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World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

Hey, you might be entry-level, but you're DAMN GOOD at it, and it's time to let everyone know. If you work at a place that isn't quick to promote, this is great! Go ahead, toot your own horn.

 

$18.95
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Stained Underwear Wallet/Safe

Stained Underwear Wallet/Safe

Eww, ok gross. We apologize - however, this is not dirty at all. It's totally clean; but no one else knows that! Therefore it's a safe place to stash your stuff.

 

$17.99
Via amazon.com

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
All limbs are removable and interchangeable and the torso can be ripped apart to reveal intestines. Complete with tiny plush brain snack in his hand. Awwww, something for every little girl!
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Shakoolie Shower Coolie

Shakoolie Shower Coolie
Enjoy a shower beer with the Shakoolie - a coolie cup that sticks to the shower wall!
$9.99
Via shakoolie.com

Error 404 Coffee Mug

Error 404 Coffee Mug
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
 
$15.00
Via amazon.com

Flying Spaghetti Monster Decal

Flying Spaghetti Monster Decal
Proclaim your faith (not so) loudly on your car! Let everyone know that you were touched by His noodly appendage.
 
$5.00
Via etsy.com

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Zombie Family Car Stickers
Those standard family stickers are so mundane - spice it up with your own flair and show off your zombie family! 
 
$9.50
Via amazon.com

Owl Tea Infuser by Tovolo

Owl Tea Infuser by Tovolo
A super-cute owl tea infuser! We've seen some really cool tea infusers before, but this one might be the cutest!
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes

Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes
Awesome ice cubes in the shape of Han Solo frozen in carbonite! Does not cause hibernation sickness - although if you drink enough alcohol cooled with this ice, you might not be able to see.
$11.19
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Crime Scene Scarf

Crime Scene Scarf
An acrylic scarf that tells people not to cross you. Or that you're a crime scene. The DO NOT CROSS might get people to stop talking to you, or it might make them smile and approach you more. We're not quite sure...
$18.08
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.40 Caliber Blowgun

.40 Caliber Blowgun
Your very own blowgun, complete with 12 darts.
$15.33
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Spherical Ice Cube Mold

Spherical Ice Cube Mold
This pays for itself for years to come. We love making a bunch of spherical ice cubes for our drinks. Ok, they're mainly for rum & cokes or other alcoholic drinks. But they feel SO much classier and cool than "regular" ice cubes."
$7.30
Via amazon.com

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets
These are classic - they look like genuine instant scratch-off lottery tickets but each one is a winner, and a big one (Not just $10 or $20 but over $1000!)
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Skull Shot Glass

Skull Shot Glass
Gorgeous shot glasses, a set of 4 made out of real glass. Thick, sturdy and awesome for your favorite poison!
$7.99
Via amazon.com

On-The-Go Cereal Bowl

On-The-Go Cereal Bowl
The coolest cereal bowl to take with you to work or other outings. Has two bowls: one to keep cereal dry, and one with a gel at the bottom you freeze to keep the milk cold.
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem
Are you a trekkie? Do you call yourself that? Do you love Star Trek but hate the work "trekkie?" Well, this Trek emblem may just be for you. It's the classic fish shape with that slight tweak to look like a Starfleet ship.
 
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush
The potato version of GladOS, in plush form. Equipped with 10 different audio clips from Portal 2 and just enough energy to give you crap.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat
Why? Because it's awesome. We're not sure why bishops are affiliated with St. Patrick's Day - it's probably some Catholic thing - but we like this. You might just be the life of the party with it.
$11.59
Via amazon.com

What If I Told You T-Shirt

What If I Told You T-Shirt
Doesn't make sense? Well then go back and read that first line again. Funny our how brains work sometimes. 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Star Trek Pizza Cutter

Star Trek Pizza Cutter

When your pizza isn't sliced properly you can now "Give 'er all she's got"  with this Star Trek Pizza Cutter! Officially licensed model of the original Enterprise NCC-1701. Boldy go where no pizza has gone before. We'll stop with the bad references.

$19.16
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Deadly Weapon Fridge Magnets

Deadly Weapon Fridge Magnets
A set of 3 super deadly fridge magnets: a sword, a knife and an axe. They add a certain level of macabre to those photos on the fridge!
$8.00
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Star Wars Classic Movie Posters

Star Wars Classic Movie Posters
Reproductions of the awesome original artwork from the first Star Wars movie. The original pieces can go for $2000 or more.
$15.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Build-On Brick Mug

Build-On Brick Mug
Build bricks onto your coffee mug - whatever your heart desires and brain inspires! Compatible with most block building systems including  LEGO™, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and K'NEX Bricks™.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Self-Stirring Coffee Mug

Self-Stirring Coffee Mug
A button on the handle gets this mug a'stirrin! In case you didn't realize what it is, it says "SELF STIRRING MUG" in big letters.
$8.52
Via amazon.com

Universal Travel Adapter

Universal Travel Adapter
Use your iPhone, laptop, tablets and other devices freely and without worry in other countries!
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Donut Coffee Mug

Donut Coffee Mug
Mmm... donuts... the only thing better than donuts is donuts & coffee - and this mug offers the best of both worlds in one!
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Knife Cutting Finger Protector

Knife Cutting Finger Protector
Keep your fingers safe while slicing and dicing food. Great for kids or people learning to be a chef, or just for all-around kitchen prep!
$9.95
Via amazon.com

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