Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Darth Vader Macbook Decal
I find your lack of notebook modification disturbing. Change that with this decal of Darth Vader (the good version, before, er AFTER, the prequels). Fits on most Macbooks.
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal

Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal
An old classic now available for a perfect fit on your iPad! It features Snow White gazing longingly at the (poison?) apple.
$5.78
Via amazon.com

Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener

Wear a ring that's also a bottle opener! Super convenient and never worry about needing a bottle opener again!

$9.95
Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Drink Coasters

Breaking Bad Drink Coasters
Four ceramic, kickass coasters from one of the best shows ever. 
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Morning Mug

Morning Mug
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
$5.80
Via amazon.com

Trump Toilet Paper

Trump Toilet Paper
Love Trump or hate him, he's definitely someone that polarizes people. If you're on the butt end of that polarization, you might want to check this out...
$14.50
Via amazon.com

Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp

Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp
A cool jaws harp, like Snoopy plays in the old Peanuts TV show. Makes a really cool "boingy boingy" sound that you can easily learn.
$7.94
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Chop Sabers

Star Wars Chop Sabers
Eat sushi and defend the galaxy at the same time! These Star Wars chopsticks resemble light sabres - and you can choose from a bunch of Jedi and Sith options.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Harry Potter Accio Coffee Mug

Harry Potter Accio Coffee Mug
In the morning when you're groggy, it'd sure be nice to just cast the spell, "ACCIO COFFEE!" and have it at the ready. Until then, this mug will have to do.
 
$18.00
Via etsy.com

Keychain Self Defense Tool

Keychain Self Defense Tool
A keychain tool that fits perfectly in the palm of your hand. Self-defense at the ready - the user can whip it out of a pocket or purse and have an instant weapon. Also, it can't be dropped or yanked off of the wearer thanks to the wrist strap.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter
A sandwich cutter that makes Tetris shapes! We encourage you to play with your food, unlike your parents did when you were a kid.
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Doc McStuffins Operation Game

Doc McStuffins Operation Game
A new take on the classic game of Operation. Lots of replay value and something nostalgic for the adults too!
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Pen Cap Utensils

Pen Cap Utensils
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
 
$9.17
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade

Star Wars Millenium Falcon Sun Shade
Protect your car from sun and heat in classic Star Wars style! People will double take when they see what appears to be the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt

Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt
Live long and prosper with this oven mitt from the planet Vulcan. Show 'em you're a Trek nerd and keep your hands free of 3rd degree burns at the same time - it's win-win!
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Lemon Shark Juicer

Lemon Shark Juicer
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
$10.59
Via amazon.com

Scarface Lawn Gnome

Scarface Lawn Gnome
Say hello to my little friend! A twist on the classic lawn gnome, goes well with zombie lawn gnomes. 
$16.29
Via amazon.com

Beard Trimmer Bib

Beard Trimmer Bib
Connects to your mirror with suction cups and catches all those stray hairs. Makes cleanup a snap - and no more clogging up the sink!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Cardsharp Credit Card Folding Knife

Cardsharp Credit Card Folding Knife
That Cardsharp is a super utility folding knife - ultra thin and light and fits in a wallet or pocket easily. Transforms from a credit card sized sheet to a knife with a sturdy handle.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

Zombie Blood Shower Gel

Zombie Blood Shower Gel
Mmmmm... zombie blood! Comes in a resealable transfusion type bag with a loop you can hang on a shower head or something similar.
$9.89
Via firebox.com

Crafting With Cat Hair

Crafting With Cat Hair
Yes, this is real. A crafting book for doing things with...cat hair. Hey, we're not gonna judge.
$10.17
Via amazon.com

Green Army Men Birthday Candles

Green Army Men Birthday Candles
The classic green army men figures in their well-known poses - but as candles! Awesome for kids into army stuff or parties for those in the military and veterans.
$7.95
Via amazon.com

Build-On Brick Mug

Build-On Brick Mug
Build bricks onto your coffee mug - whatever your heart desires and brain inspires! Compatible with most block building systems including  LEGO™, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and K'NEX Bricks™.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet
This Darth Vader glove replicates the use of the force...through a powerful magnet! You can push or pull things with the built in magnet.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A horse head squirrel feeder! Fun for everyone, including the squirrels. It's a hanging feeder you can suspend from the ground so that the squirrels can stick their heads up into it.
$19.98
Via amazon.com

Travellers Door Alarm

Travellers Door Alarm
Perfect for those on the go a lot, the alarm goes off after you set it to. Great peace of mind when sleeping at a hotel, AirBNB, or even at home.
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Adventure Time Macbook Decal

Adventure Time Macbook Decal

A sweet Adventure Time Macbook decal! Slap Finn and Jake on your Macbook or Macbook Pro!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug

This ninja mug has been known to bestow ninja powers upon people. If people can't see you after drinking from it, it's either working or you're finally going crazy. Maybe both.

$9.64
Via amazon.com

Anyone Who Thinks The Customer Is Always Right Never Worked In Tech Support T-Shirt

Anyone Who Thinks The Customer Is Always Right Never Worked In Tech Support T-Shirt
This is for the Tech Support folk out there - no one else will even believe the stories we have!
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Zombie Wine Bottle Holder

Zombie Wine Bottle Holder
At least we can put the undead to good use; this Zombie wine holder will hold a bottle of your favorite varietal of wine. Even better - it won't drink any...
 
$17.52
Via amazon.com

I Dream of a Better World Where Chickens Cross the Road T-Shirt

I Dream of a Better World Where Chickens Cross the Road T-Shirt
Why do we pester them? Why don't we just leave well enough alone? The age old question, "Why did the chicken cross the road" has led to thousands upon thousands of possible answers, but we'll never know the real reason.
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
$10.94
Via amazon.com

Mustache Cookie Cutters

Mustache Cookie Cutters

I mustache you a question; isn't life better with mustaches? Wear them, then eat them. They cut on one side and the other side can be used as a stamp to get a nice, mustache design on the cookie.

$10.99
Via amazon.com

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt
Walt Disney he is not. We're talking about freakin' Heisenberg here, the man who can make the purest stuff on the planet.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Bottle Opener iPhone Case

Bottle Opener iPhone Case

Most of us take our phones everywhere we go, so why carry around an extra bottle opener? You can have one ALWAYS at the ready and be the cool person to help everyone out. Also, the app can play a sound when opening a bottle.

$9.71
Via amazon.com

40" Inflatable Parrot

40" Inflatable Parrot
Parrotheads, rejoice! Your very own parrot that will sit on your shoulder and look awesome. Buffett fans, this one is for you.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

The Laundry Lasso

The Laundry Lasso
Bungee open your washing machine door! Prevent mold, mildew and odors! 
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Fidget Cube / Fidget Dice

Fidget Cube / Fidget Dice
This serves the same purpose as the fidget spinner, but with more variety and functions. It is a die instead of a spinner.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib
Start your impressionable babies mind out right and learn 'em good. This bib has elements of the periodic table including:  Gemanium (Ge), Nickel (Ni), Uranium (U) and Sulphur (S). 
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Marty McFly Hat

Marty McFly Hat
Marty, you've got to come back with me! Even if you can't get back in time, you can pretend with this spiffy hat from Back to the Future 2.
$19.77
Via amazon.com

Rhino Shield Screen Protector

Rhino Shield Screen Protector
This Kickstarter phone screen protector weighs little and claims to stop all but the most devastating of drops!
$12.00
Via kickstarter.com

Knife Cutting Finger Protector

Knife Cutting Finger Protector
Keep your fingers safe while slicing and dicing food. Great for kids or people learning to be a chef, or just for all-around kitchen prep!
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Classic Video Game Controller Ornament Set

Classic Video Game Controller Ornament Set
A set of 4 classic & retro videogame console controllers for hanging on the Christmas tree!
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Butt / Face Towel

Butt / Face Towel
This is a clear way to distinguish your butt from your face. This towel should help you keep the ass end on the right side and your face clear from getting the ass-end.
$14.57
Via amazon.com

Bamboo Puzzle Piece Coasters

Bamboo Puzzle Piece Coasters
Awesome little puzzle piece coasters made of bamboo. They work great as coasters but also you can put the (albiet super simple) puzzle together to form a larger serving platform!
$18.99
Via amazon.com

Heart-Shaped USB Flash Drive

Heart-Shaped USB Flash Drive
Perfect for Valentines DAy or an anniversary, this 8GB USB flash drive is encrusted with crystals and looks dazzling.
$15.00
Via amazon.com

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder

Magic Chain Wine Bottle Holder
A seemingly magical wine bottle holder that balances perfectly to hold just about any wine bottle. A fantastic gift and conversation piece!
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt

Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt
Just thinking about the Weeping Angels gives us the willies. But it's ok, the Doctor will figure a way out for us. Just moisten those eyeballs and get ready to stare for a while until he can figure something out!
 
$18.99
Via tkqlhce.com

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark

Wizard Of Oz Wicked Witch Bookmark
The Wicked Witch after a house fell on her - the perfect gift for the Wizard of Oz lover in your life!
$8.00
Via etsy.com

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets
These are classic - they look like genuine instant scratch-off lottery tickets but each one is a winner, and a big one (Not just $10 or $20 but over $1000!)
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Minecraft Creeper Coffee Mug

Minecraft Creeper Coffee Mug
SsssssSssss.... BOOM! This mug will keep you on your toes! Beautiful square pixlated design, just like the awesomeness that is Minecraft.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Meme Scotch Glasses

Meme Scotch Glasses
I love scotch, scotchy, scotch, scotch, here it goes down, down into my belly. These spiffy scotch glasses have 2 Me Gusta internet meme faces and 2 Sweet Jesus meme faces. What better way to drink the sweet nectar of the Gods? Popularized on Reddit of course.
 
$19.99
Via etsy.com

Tea Leaf Infuser

Tea Leaf Infuser
A tea leaf tea leaf infuser! A cute and novel way to steep your tea!
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Money Clip Multi-Tool

Money Clip Multi-Tool
An awesome little money clip that doubles as a multi-tool - has a built in knife, scissors, file and flathead screwdriver. 2" long, 1" wide.
$9.02
Via amazon.com

Flexible USB Mini Fan

Flexible USB Mini Fan
A small USB fan that plugs right into your PC, desktop, laptop or wall charger.
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Survival Paracord Bracelet

Survival Paracord Bracelet
Military-grade survival paracord that you can carry on you at all times in case of emergency. It has 7 strands and is super strong and durable - holds up to 550 pounds!!
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
$9.64
Via amazon.com

Rainbow LED Prism Projector

Rainbow LED Prism Projector

A personal rainbow projector! Uses multi-colored LEDs. Just wave your hand to turn it on. Has a bonus prism to project rainbows in the daytime.

$15.97
Via amazon.com

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt
You like it but do you "Like" it? A very functional oven mitt that is also fun! (You could say that yes, it puts the fun in functional).
$14.97
Via amazon.com

Lionel Richie Tea Mug

Lionel Richie Tea Mug
Hello, is it tea you're looking for? Guaranteed to bring a smile to your co-workers and friends faces! What better way to impant an earbug than this Lionel Richie coffee/tea mug!?
 
$14.95
Via amazon.com

What's For Lunch Zombie Shirt

What's For Lunch Zombie Shirt
It's not your typical Zombie shirt, that's for sure. Great for pretending to be a zombie & making people laugh and or alternately be very annoyed at you. Great for parties!
 
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

This Is My Zombie Killing Shirt

This Is My Zombie Killing Shirt
This shirt is to let people know what you're up to and just how good you are at killing zombies. The question is, do you kill zombies *in* this shirt or does the shirt kill zombies? Grammar is weird sometimes.
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Batman Batarang Knife

Batman Batarang Knife
A double-bladed, folding knife in the shape of the Batarang from the Chris Nolan Dark Knight movies. A great price for a functional and useful yet cool Batman item!
$9.65
Via amazon.com

Mustache Bottle Opener

Mustache Bottle Opener
Mustaches, babes and bottles of your favorite beverage - what more could you ask for? This combines at least 2 of them.
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A) A yummy peanut butter & jelly sandwich B) A small pocket/wallet type of device - Nifty!
$6.59
Via amazon.com

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray

Cubed Perfection XL Ice Cube Tray
A tray to help make awesome & perfectly square ice cubes. Technically they'd be called cubes, as squares are only two-dimensional. So really, standard ice cubes aren't ice cubes. They're not cubes at all, they're little slices or something. Anyway...
$7.95
Via homewetbar.com

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush
The potato version of GladOS, in plush form. Equipped with 10 different audio clips from Portal 2 and just enough energy to give you crap.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen

Dead Guy Notepad & Pen
Perfect for Dear John letters, hitlists or just normal notes and memos. has 300 pages and a blood splattered pen that sticks into the victim.
$11.63
Via amazon.com

USB Mix Tape Flash Drive

USB Mix Tape Flash Drive
Bring back the ability to make a mix tape for someone! This playlist can be 900 minutes long!
$18.49
Via amazon.com

Ron Burgundy's Book - Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings

Ron Burgundy's Book - Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings
Ron Burgundy's tell all autobiography, in his own awesome words. "I wrote a hell of a book" -- Ron Burgundy. 224 pages of pure class.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Shark Shower Curtain

Shark Shower Curtain

You can almost hear the Jaws music playing with this shower curtain! It's a nice addition to any bathroom.

$17.99
Via modcloth.com

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat
Embrace your inner child and celebrate your youth with this Bert knit hat of Bert & Ernie fame!
$15.79
Via perpetualkid.com

Car Swivel Food Tray

Car Swivel Food Tray

If you ever eat in your car, this could be awesome. It attaches in your car's cup holder and swivels to the angle you need. Quit spilling stuff on yourself or your car's floor and seats.

$11.95
Via amazon.com

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

LifeStraw Personal Water Filtration Straw

Filters up to 1000 liters of water and removes  99.9999% of waterborne bacteria! Super handy water filtration device to throw in a backpack if your'e going remote for a while.

$19.99
Via amazon.com

Credit Card Survival Tool

Credit Card Survival Tool
Keep a handy survival tool in your pocket, wallet or purse! Slim design features scissors, nail file, flashlight, screwdrivers, socket, tweezers, rulers & more.
$18.59
Via amazon.com

Mr. Tea Infuser

Mr. Tea Infuser

This tea infuser lets you steep your tea with a cool little guy that looks like he's basking in a hot tub. Let him relax in your hot tub full of tea and feel relaxed yourself!

$9.99
Via amazon.com

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy

Breaking Bad Blue Crystal Meth Candy
This is the purest stuff you can get on the market. "Blue sky" is known around the world as the best imitation crystal meth you can get - it's 98% pure rock candy.
$14.45
Via amazon.com

The Princess Bride Board Game

The Princess Bride Board Game
They made a Princess Bride board game? INCONCIEVEABLE! Play as Westley (AKA the Dread Pirate Roberts), Princess Buttercup, Inigo, or Fezzik as you relive moments from the awesome, classic movie The Princess Bride.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Credit Card Flash Drive

Credit Card Flash Drive
USB flash drives that look like credit cards! They're the same dimensions and will easily fit in your wallet or pocket.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt
An insanely majestic Unicorn shirt that glitters, just like real unicorn poop does!
$14.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fun gag gift, or possibly a useful gift? Real emergency underpants that can be used in case of emergency. And who hasn't had a bathroom-related emergency?
$7.32
Via amazon.com

The Joker Macbook Decal

The Joker Macbook Decal

Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face! This Joker decal will make your Macbook really stand out in the crowd - So dress it up and have a little fun, would ya?

$7.95
Via amazon.com

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer

Shark With Frickin' Laser Pointer
It's a laser pointer... mounted on a frickin' shark! How awesome is that!? We're sure Dr. Evil would approve.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Blowjob Bib

Blowjob Bib
Urm... yeah... we don't know what exactly to say about these. :p Even typing the words "blowjob bib" makes us blush a little bit.
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Rubik's Cube Piece Out T-Shirt

Rubik's Cube Piece Out T-Shirt
The classic 80s toy, the Rubik's Cube! If you're like us, you've never solved it, but finally finishing this bad boy is a worthy life goal. of course, taking it apart and putting it together or removing the stickers to solve it is another solution.
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Clip On Table Cup Holders

Clip On Table Cup Holders
Keeps cups/mugs/cans in place and you won't knock them off your desk. Also great for mobile homes or people on the move. Great for parties/poker games or any other time people might knock your drink over.
$8.69
Via amazon.com

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter
A rechargeable, wind-proof and weather-proof lighter that you can recharge via USB. Each charge gives you over 150 plus lights.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Swiss Cheese Spaghetti Measurer

Swiss Cheese Spaghetti Measurer
One of those incredibly simple yet brilliant ideas - lets you measure how much pasta to use for 1-4 people.
$14.12
Via amazon.com

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder
We love products that are brilliant despite being very simple and this wine glass holder is one of them. Who wouldn't want one of these?
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone

Capacitive gloves that let you use your smartphone
These gloves are for using an iPhone, Android or other touch screen devices without having to take off the gloves and get your fingers all cold! Keep your hands warm and use your phone or tablet with no problem all winter!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter
If you need a pizza cutter AND you're a Star Wars geek, look no further! This is the pizza slicer for you.
$14.65
Via amazon.com

Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
Via vat19.com

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
$5.99
Via vat19.com

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter

Train Sandwich Crust Cutter
For whatever reason, little boys love trains. This might help them eat that sandwich they're being picky about! Whether they're into Thomas the Tank Engine or just trains in general, this crust cutter will make perfect little mini sandwich trains every time.
$5.95
Via amazon.com

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover
Removes fat from food - for real? This product is something that we were a bit skeptical about but after trying it we can attest that it does work.
$10.06
Via amazon.com

Survival Card Tool

Survival Card Tool
Look cool with your own Translucent Blue Survival Tool. Tool Logic's most compact survival card features 8 must have tools including the new skeletonized, serrated knife.
$13.60
Via amazon.com

A Hooded Sweatshirt For Your Dog

A Hooded Sweatshirt For Your Dog
Bitches look great in these hoodies. Yeah we went there. But it's also functional - keep your littler dogs warm in the winter months!
$9.98
Via amazon.com

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug
A heat sensitive coffee mug that shows people if you're switched on or off!
$10.14
Via amazon.com

Arcade Light Switch

Arcade Light Switch
Replaces your light switch cover with a joystick - and 2 arcade sound effects! More pew pew, less QQ in your day.
$11.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Zombie Shooting Guide

Zombie Shooting Guide
A useful manual about how to take out zombie after the zombie apocalypse. Even if the apocalypse doesn't happen, you'll learn valuable tips in the realm of combat marksmanship, self-defense and DIY Force on Force drills.
$15.96
Via amazon.com

Pages