Scarface Lawn Gnome

Scarface Lawn Gnome
Say hello to my little friend! A twist on the classic lawn gnome, goes well with zombie lawn gnomes. 
$16.29
Via amazon.com

Mustache Bandages

Mustache Bandages
It's all about the mustache. It gives a certain air of dignity and classiness that you just can't get with any other sort of facial hair shape. And with these bandages, hey: insta-stache!
 
$6.39
Via amazon.com

Blood Pool Pillow

Blood Pool Pillow
No one harmed in the making of this pillow. It looks like a real pool of blood from afar and it might make someone's heart skip a few beats if they see you napping on one!
$15.66
Via fromkeetra.com

Russian Roulette Revolver

Russian Roulette Revolver
This plastic toy gun holds 2.5 ounces of liquor in the handle. Pass it around your table of friends and every time someone pulls the trigger there's a 1 in 6 chance they have to drink!
$13.36
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet

Darth Vader Force Glove With Magnet
This Darth Vader glove replicates the use of the force...through a powerful magnet! You can push or pull things with the built in magnet.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Octopus Coffee Mug

Octopus Coffee Mug
Those Octopus' (er, Octopi) get big way down in the depths. As you drink your coffee more and more of the creature that lurks below is revealed. Great for a prank or all-around coffee drinking!
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Portable Dog Water Bottle & Bowl

Portable Dog Water Bottle & Bowl
A water bottle with a fold-out bowl for your dog. Great for long hikes or just a trip to the dog park. Very handy!
$8.05
Via amazon.com

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!

$5.74
Via amazon.com

Giant Wooden Pencil

Giant Wooden Pencil

It's a working pencil, made of wood - with real lead and a real eraser! Freak out friends and make them think they've shrunk. Take it to school and annoy teachers!

$5.88
Via amazon.com

The Laundry Lasso

The Laundry Lasso
Bungee open your washing machine door! Prevent mold, mildew and odors! 
$14.99
Via amazon.com

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt

I Found This Humerus T-Shirt
Hah!! I found this humerus shirt humerous. Ah, the joys of homonyms!
$7.99
Via tanga.com

Tactical Bacon

Tactical Bacon

Fully cooked and prepared bacon in a can - with a 10 year shelf life! Tac Bac is great for end of the world scenarios or any bugout bag.

 
$19.39
Via amazon.com

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt
What better way to class up the joint around St. Patty's Day? The classic tuxedo shirt with an Irish shamrock twist!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

USB Pet Rock

USB Pet Rock
The new and improved version of Pet Rock: it's USB! What does it do? Absolutely nothing! But that won't stop people from asking about it wondering what it does!
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Ninja Tiger Climbing Spikes

Ninja Tiger Climbing Spikes
Ninja climbing spikes to assist with climbing. These are the real thing and are similar to those used by ninja centuries ago. Don't take them to your local climbing park - they'll tear up the walls!
$13.82
Via amazon.com

Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses

Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses
Have a blast with these shotgun shell shot glasses. They're bound to inject some more fun into any party. Just make sure you're not drinking with Dick Cheney.
$14.49
Via amazon.com

Toddler Ewok Costume

Toddler Ewok Costume
OMG SUPERCUTENESS ACTIVATED! Brown shirt + bear costume = awesomely cute Star Wars Ewok costume!
$19.92
Via amazon.com

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt
Walt Disney he is not. We're talking about freakin' Heisenberg here, the man who can make the purest stuff on the planet.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack
It helps you organize your beer pong games and cups won't get knocked over. But even cooler is that you can freeze it and it'll keep beer cold while you're playing! That's a nice rack.
$19.99
Via kegworks.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
$8.10
Via amazon.com

Lemon Shark Juicer

Lemon Shark Juicer
We don't know how often people need to squeeze lemons; we've never had to. However, we want to try just to have a reason to have this in the kitchen - it's badass!
$10.59
Via amazon.com

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt

Glitter Rainbow Unicorn Poop Shirt
An insanely majestic Unicorn shirt that glitters, just like real unicorn poop does!
$14.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Undercover Book Safe

Undercover Book Safe
Hide your stuff in plain site with a book that is also a safe! Comes with a book jacket entitled "Undercover Book Safe" but the actual book will vary. This is a real book and will not look fake at all!
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp

Snoopy Jaws Harp/Jews Harp
A cool jaws harp, like Snoopy plays in the old Peanuts TV show. Makes a really cool "boingy boingy" sound that you can easily learn.
$7.94
Via amazon.com

USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt
Looking for an alternative to the ugly Christmas sweater? Then this might just be the shirt for you. It's your no muss, no fuss, fun Christmas t-shirt!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Kaylee's Spacecraft Repair T-shirt

Kaylee's Spacecraft Repair T-shirt
Sci-fi geeks favorite cute mechanic. Everything's just shiny when you wear this shirt!
$18.00
Via shareasale.com

To Do List Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop Coffee Mug

To Do List Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop Coffee Mug
This coffee mug says, "To Do List: Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop, Be Awesome". C'mon, you know that's what's up, and in the proper order. :p
$13.99
Via amazon.com

You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle

You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle
It's never a bad time to show your feelings for your loved one and this is a cute way to do it. Write a note on this puzzle and then let your loved one assemble it to complete and read the note!
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug
Listen everyone, we have very important news: Anchorman is back with Anchorman: The Legend Continues! (Oh yeah, and there's this mug too.)
$16.29
Via firebox.com

Game of Thrones Coasters

Game of Thrones Coasters
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister. 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Pixel Heart Coffee Mug

Just like coffee brings some of us to life, this mug gains a heart when filled with a hot beverage. Legend of Zelda FTW!

$8.96
Via amazon.com

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Fun, useful and attention-getting. Write notes on a hand and stick them on things... or people. Tell people to talk to the hand if you don't want to be disturbed. 300 hand notes for $5? Hey, that's a nice bit of fun right there :)

$10.92
Via amazon.com

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass

Don't Even Ask Wine Glass
Yeah, we've all been there. Work sucked, the drive home was awful and the kids are running around the house crazily. You can barely think or relax... that's when you need to bust out this wine glass.
$12.00
Via amazon.com

Mustache Coffee Mug

Mustache Coffee Mug
A mug with a mustache on both sides of it - show off your sweet 'stache while enjoying your coffee!
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Bondic - The Amazing DIY Fix-Anything Tool

Bondic - The Amazing DIY Fix-Anything Tool
Bondic is an amazing tool that helps you fix almost anything around the house, office or workshop. It's a smart tool that uses liquid plastic and a UV light to transform the liquid into a solid.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Marty McFly Hat

Marty McFly Hat
Marty, you've got to come back with me! Even if you can't get back in time, you can pretend with this spiffy hat from Back to the Future 2.
$19.77
Via amazon.com

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Combination Lock
Features a smart combination lock that seals the top of a Ben & Jerry's pint of ice cream. The only way to get in is to rip apart the box, and that's gonna be messy for any would-be ice cream thieves.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug

This ninja mug has been known to bestow ninja powers upon people. If people can't see you after drinking from it, it's either working or you're finally going crazy. Maybe both.

$9.64
Via amazon.com

Harry Potter House Gryffindor Beanie

Harry Potter House Gryffindor Beanie
Wear the Hogwarts house colors of Gryffindor and show your courage. Also available are Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw (although Slytherin was backordered at time of writing).
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

FREEKey Key Ring System

FREEKey Key Ring System
Key rings suck; you've always got to work to slide keys on or off and it's a huge pain in the arse. These spiffy FREEKey key rings save your fingernails and save you time by opening with the press of a finger. 
 
$6.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Fake Gold Bullion Bar Doorstop

Fake Gold Bullion Bar Doorstop
A fake gold bar that will make people do a double-take! Use it as doorstop, a paperweight, a conversation piece or to distract people from your REAL stash of gold.
$15.52
Via amazon.com

Chip Bag Cap That Seals

Chip Bag Cap That Seals
Never have stale chips again! Or stale pretzels, stale cereal, stale Doritos, what have you. DEFEAT THE EVIL FORCES OF STALENESS!
$12.50
Via amazon.com

Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray

Portal 2 Companion Cube Ice Tray

This tray makes companion ice cubes so you'll never be alone again! It is certainly a triumph of science. Could also make chocolate if you so desired.

 
These ice cubes will not burn very easily. Technically these ice cubes are only companion cube-shaped on 5 sides. So you get one flat side. Science hasn't quite figured out how to make a perfect Portal 2 companion ice cube just yet, but maybe someday soon.
 

$9.09
Via thinkgeek.com

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem

Star Trek Car Fish Emblem
Are you a trekkie? Do you call yourself that? Do you love Star Trek but hate the work "trekkie?" Well, this Trek emblem may just be for you. It's the classic fish shape with that slight tweak to look like a Starfleet ship.
 
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Vinyl Record Coasters

Vinyl Record Coasters

Oh em gee - coasters that look like records! Great for your hipster friend or anyone that like retro music. Pack of 4 record coasters. 

 
$11.85
Via amazon.com

Pen Cap Utensils

Pen Cap Utensils
A fork, knife and spoon utensil extension that goes on the end of a pen or pencil! 3 pens are included. Very handy, functional, nice conversation piece and even nice to throw in a camping/survival/bugout bag.
 
$9.17
Via amazon.com

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt
That's right, you don't just get older - you get better and wiser; you level up!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Chip Bag Re-Sealer

Chip Bag Re-Sealer
Re-seal your potato chip bags or any other sort of bags and keep them fresh. It creates an airtight seal and can be used again and again on the same bag! 
 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter
A sandwich cutter that makes Tetris shapes! We encourage you to play with your food, unlike your parents did when you were a kid.
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Yodo YOLO Shirt

Yodo YOLO Shirt
Only once, you live, young padawan. Then you can become a Jedi ghost if you are strong in the Force.
$20.00
Via bustedtees.com

Holy Bible Flask

Holy Bible Flask
A flask inside a bible, because sometimes you just need something powerful. It's a 4 ounce flask for your favorite beverage. Because you should pray to God but row away from the rocks...
$13.94
Via amazon.com

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser

Slow Brew - Sloth Tea Infuser
Super cute sloth and the tea comes out of its butt. If you don't think your gift recipient would mind sloth butt tea, then this might be a good option. ;-)
$9.87
Via amazon.com

Bacon Tie

Bacon Tie
Sorry vegans, but just know that no animals were harmed in the making of this tie. It's not edible and doesn't smell like bacon, although you'd swear otherwise by looking at it.
$12.96
Via amazon.com

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles

Tekno Blacklight UV Bubbles
Simply put, Tekno Bubbles lets you blow bubbles that light up under a blacklight! Super groovy, entrancing and a cheap way to cheer people up and add to a cool party.
$5.76
Via amazon.com

Sarcastic Ball

Sarcastic Ball
If you're familiar with its predecessor, the Magic 8 Ball, then you'll love the Sarcastic Ball! This 4" dia ball will help you answer all the important questions in life while providing all the snarky cynicism that you can handle. Yeah, right! What-ever!
$8.51
Via amazon.com

Dry Pak Waterproof Alligator Wallet

Dry Pak Waterproof Alligator Wallet
A water-tight wallet for your stuff when you're at the beach, the pool or on a boat. It's big enough for a wallet, phone, cards & more.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Minecraft Cookie Cutters

Minecraft Cookie Cutters

A set of 5 awesome Minecraft cookie cutters! Includes Steve, pickaxe, sword, cookie and a Creeper, for all your Cookiecrafting needs!

 

$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet
Whether you're loaded or not, you can look like it - this wallet looks like a stack of $100's!
$18.91
Via amazon.com

Ninja Cookie Cutters

Ninja Cookie Cutters

These help you make ninja cookies that will attack the taste buds! They may vanish on you and then sneak up from behind. Eat them before they get you. 3 cool action-pose designs.

 
$9.42
Via amazon.com

Hanging Closet Dress Safe

Hanging Closet Dress Safe
Who would think to look in your clothing for your valuables? Hiding things in plain sight is a good (and cheap) way to go.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie
The Doctor has prescribed you the right medicine, in the form of God-given beer. Dr. Feelgood gave you a prescription for as many as you can drink of the 12oz. liquid happiness!
$9.95
Via homewetbar.com

Darth Vader BBQ Apron

Darth Vader BBQ Apron
It's a DARTH VADER APRON! It's badass! I can definitely see myself wearing this. What a great Father's Day gift this would make. 
$14.25
Via amazon.com

Plush Zombie Hat

Plush Zombie Hat
This plush zombie hat is cute, cozy and looks great. Best of all, it won't eat much ... because there's not much for him to eat! Hahahaa...
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

I Love Lamp Anchorman Shirt

I Love Lamp Anchorman Shirt
It's a simple shirt, yet very effective at making those familar with Anchorman smile. We love lamp too.
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Camera Lens Coffee Mug

Camera Lens Coffee Mug
Looks like a real camera lens and even comes with the lens cover. The lens cover works as a cover to keep your coffee warm, as a coaster, or a tray for cookies, muffins and the like!
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Car Emergency Escape Tool

Car Emergency Escape Tool
It may not look like much, but it could save your life; keep this tool in your car and it can cut your seat belt or smash your window in case of an accident.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt
I'm only capable of one-word grunts until I've had my fix. I'm not proud of it, but at least caffiene is a relatively healthy addiction. So please, make me some coffee or get out of the way.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Non-Flammable T-Shirt - Challenge Accepted.

Non-Flammable T-Shirt - Challenge Accepted.
For the adventurous ones who will try anything. If people try to light you on fire, don't blame us.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Can of Creamed Possum

Can of Creamed Possum
If you've never tried creamed possum, you are missing out! Ok, this is a total gag gift, but it's a great one! 
$6.49
Via amazon.com

Phone/Tablet Joystick

Phone/Tablet Joystick
A real, physical joystick for your iPhone, iPad or Android device. Works on anything with a touchscreen.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Mermaid Blanket

Mermaid Blanket
Great for both adults and kids - slip inside it and look like a real mermaid! The bottom is designed to give the tail of a mermaid.
$11.88
Via amazon.com

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain

Bulldog Self Defense Keychain
A lightweight self-defense bulldog that fits on your keychain. Intimidating as well with the sharp, pointy ears. Just pull it out of your pocket or keep it at the ready when walking to your car at night.
 
$5.99
Via amazon.com

I'm Fine Bloody Shirt

I'm Fine Bloody Shirt
You're tough, show everyone it's nothing but a flesh wound with this shirt. Just a "minor" shark attack. You've got another kidney anyway.
 
$17.99
Via badideatshirts.com

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy

Tidy Cup Laundry Soap Cup Caddy
This thing is awesome... use it to attach to the bottom of your laundry detergent and it make is SUPER easy to dispense! It'll even catch the drips in the bottom of it. Very handy.
$8.82
Via amazon.com

Cut The Rope Game

Cut The Rope Game
Play the Cut The Rope app in real life! Keep 'lil Om Nom safe from spiders and spikes and GET HIM THAT CANDY! All the joy of the app but can be played during post-Hurricane power outages or after the zombie apocalypse.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Chalkboard Coffee Mug

Chalkboard Coffee Mug
Personalize your mug! You have a blank slate for drawings, messages and pick-me-ups. Draw whatever you want on it!
$12.58
Via amazon.com

Deadly Weapon Fridge Magnets

Deadly Weapon Fridge Magnets
A set of 3 super deadly fridge magnets: a sword, a knife and an axe. They add a certain level of macabre to those photos on the fridge!
$8.00
Via amazon.com

40" Inflatable Parrot

40" Inflatable Parrot
Parrotheads, rejoice! Your very own parrot that will sit on your shoulder and look awesome. Buffett fans, this one is for you.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug
For those who really want to let everyone know what's up, here is this fabulous mug!
$10.99
Via amazon.com

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt
Ssssssssssss..... Boom! Watch out, and get ready because the Creepers are coming. Keep people on their toes with this Creeper shirt.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Munchkin Card Game

Munchkin Card Game
It's a super-fun RPG-themed card game for 3-8 players featuring unique artwork, funny cards and gameplay that'll keep you coming back for more!
$18.16
Via amazon.com

Shakoolie Shower Coolie

Shakoolie Shower Coolie
Enjoy a shower beer with the Shakoolie - a coolie cup that sticks to the shower wall!
$9.99
Via shakoolie.com

Morning Mug

Morning Mug
Happy face = happy morning coffee time! When filled with (hot) coffee this mug wakes up and is happy. As coffee gets cold or you drink it, it falls asleep.
$5.80
Via amazon.com

Mustache Party Picks

Mustache Party Picks
Make your next party classy and mustachy. (Is that a word?) Spice up your h'ordeuvres (or horse doovers as we like to say) with these party picks.
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt
You like it but do you "Like" it? A very functional oven mitt that is also fun! (You could say that yes, it puts the fun in functional).
$14.97
Via amazon.com

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter
If you need a pizza cutter AND you're a Star Wars geek, look no further! This is the pizza slicer for you.
$14.65
Via amazon.com

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

World's Okayest Mom Coffee Mug

When they reach a certain age, kids might not admit that you're the greatest mom, but you're still the okayest. This mug shows the undying love you have for uh.... the World's Okayest Mom. :)

$15.00
Via amazon.com

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game
Makes the boring, classic tic tac toe game a lot more fun. And a lot more challenging after the first game!
$10.25
Via amazon.com

Rainbow LED Prism Projector

Rainbow LED Prism Projector

A personal rainbow projector! Uses multi-colored LEDs. Just wave your hand to turn it on. Has a bonus prism to project rainbows in the daytime.

$15.97
Via amazon.com

The Classic Rubber Chicken

The Classic Rubber Chicken
We don't know why it was a joke back in the day, but here you have it. It's a rubber chicken! Ha!
$8.96
Via amazon.com

Definitely Not Vodka Coffee Mug

Definitely Not Vodka Coffee Mug
An awesome mug that lets friends and co-workers know that you probably don't have any alcohol in your mug. A great way to start your day, or to drink all day long.
$14.87
Via amazon.com

Slingshot Chicken

Slingshot Chicken
Why? Why not! Fling this chicken and it makes a rooster crowing sound as it whips across the sky. 
$5.90
Via amazon.com

Mini Phone Humidifier

Mini Phone Humidifier
A portable, mini humidifier that runs on the power of your phone! Just plug it into the bottom USB/Lightning port of your iOS or Android device. Lightweight and portable so you can take it literally anywhere you take your phone.
$13.99
Via amazon.com

Teatanic Tea Infuser

Teatanic Tea Infuser
This will sit in your tea and slowly infuse your hot water with the caffiene-laced goodness of the tea bag. Just fill the hull with tea leaves, place it in your tea cup and imagine the carnage back in the day!
$9.95
Via shareasale.com

8-Bit Tie

8-Bit Tie
A pixelated, 8-bit tie, for that classic, retro look! It's the easy clip-on variety and 20" long to fit any size. 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Facebook Wall Shower Curtain

Facebook Wall Shower Curtain

The ultimate bathroom social network shower curtain - show everyon your Facebook wall! One of the ultimate features: it's water resistant! Huh?

$16.85
Via amazon.com

Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

Everyone knows that the Underpants Gnomes may strike at any moment, leaving you unequipped to properly walk about. Sure, going freestyle can be fun for a *little* while, but you need the comfort and security of underpants at all times. Be prepared!

$5.65
Via amazon.com

Beard Trimmer Bib

Beard Trimmer Bib
Connects to your mirror with suction cups and catches all those stray hairs. Makes cleanup a snap - and no more clogging up the sink!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush
The potato version of GladOS, in plush form. Equipped with 10 different audio clips from Portal 2 and just enough energy to give you crap.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

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