Carpet Skates

Carpet Skates
It's like sliding in socks on a hardwood floor! No hardwood? No Problem! Slippity slide all over the house. Has been known to help relieve cabin fever.
$14.07
Via amazon.com

Chalkboard Coffee Mug

Chalkboard Coffee Mug
Personalize your mug! You have a blank slate for drawings, messages and pick-me-ups. Draw whatever you want on it!
$12.58
Via amazon.com

Original 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Original 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt
This is the original 3 wolf moon shirt - 3 wolves, howling majestically and powerfully at the moon. You can feel the power this shirt gives off!
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt

Facebook Like Button Oven Mitt
You like it but do you "Like" it? A very functional oven mitt that is also fun! (You could say that yes, it puts the fun in functional).
$14.97
Via amazon.com

Plate Dip Clips

Plate Dip Clips
Dip/sauce clips that clip onto your plate. You get a set of 4 clips that are awesome for chip dip, salsa, guacamole, hot sauce, bleu cheese, or whatever else your little taste buds desire.
$7.89
Via amazon.com

Cabela's ColorPhase Color-Changing Camouflage Clothing

Cabela's ColorPhase Color-Changing Camouflage Clothing
Camo clothing that changes with your surroudings - for real! AS the tempurate changes, so does the temperature-activated dye in the clothing. (And holy crap that's a lot of C's in the title.)
$19.99
Via cabelas.com

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves

Dancing with Jesus - Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves
Learn some sweet holy moves from the Son of God himself! These dance moves are miraculous and spectaculous, a word we just made up because we're so moved!
$9.64
Via amazon.com

Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
$10.94
Via amazon.com

Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Shirt

Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Shirt
It's up to you to prevent forest fires, as those of us who Remember Smokey the Bear used to say. But just imagine a dead, zombified Smokey the Bear coming at you and you've got to put him out of his misery before he chomps on your arm.
$17.99
Via thinkgeek.com

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit
Your infant has done 9 months of hard time on the inside. He or she has left the big house and is ready to see the world. Advertise it with this hilarious snapsuit! As they say, orange is the new black after all.
$17.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters
Let your friends and family know the perils of hanging out at your place. Has 8 different Portal 2 warning signs like, "Watch out for falling cubes", "Careful, if you fall in the water, you'll be electrocuted" and more useful safety tips!
$16.08
Via amazon.com

Crime Scene Tape Dispenser

Crime Scene Tape Dispenser
Tiny crime scene tape for tiny, victimless crimes. Use it around the office for a stolen stapler or lunch, create Elf on the Shelf scene or recreate a CSI or cop show scene. The possibilities aren't endless, in fact they are finite - but they number in the millions.
$5.98
Via amazon.com

Accoutrements Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats

Accoutrements Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats
For those kitties that are little devils; holy terrors that scratch up your feet from under the bed or attack you in the middle of the night. Yeah, they seem all sweet an innocent but cat owners know better. What better way to show it? :p
$5.99
Via amazon.com

Zombie Blood Shower Gel

Zombie Blood Shower Gel
Mmmmm... zombie blood! Comes in a resealable transfusion type bag with a loop you can hang on a shower head or something similar.
$9.89
Via firebox.com

Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener

Wear a ring that's also a bottle opener! Super convenient and never worry about needing a bottle opener again!

$9.95
Via amazon.com

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Let's see, Bathrobe: check. Pajama bottoms: check. Wild hair and crazy look in the eyes: check. 6 cats: yup, you got it! 
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Cheap Santa Claus Suit

Cheap Santa Claus Suit
A more or less disposable Santa suit/costume that will do the job for a day. Great for wearing to that office Christmas party or bar crawl.
$10.30
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt

Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt
Live long and prosper with this oven mitt from the planet Vulcan. Show 'em you're a Trek nerd and keep your hands free of 3rd degree burns at the same time - it's win-win!
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Get Shit Done Coffee Mug

Get Shit Done Coffee Mug
A nice reminder to simple GET SHIT DONE! A gorgeous mug with black matte finish.
$16.00
Via amazon.com

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib
Start your impressionable babies mind out right and learn 'em good. This bib has elements of the periodic table including:  Gemanium (Ge), Nickel (Ni), Uranium (U) and Sulphur (S). 
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Quaffer - Shot Glasses With Chaser

Quaffer - Shot Glasses With Chaser
Holds your favorite chaser on the bottom and shot on top! Great for Jager bombs, Rum and Coke, RumChata and Jack Daniels Fire, or whatever your little heart desires.
$9.98
Via amazon.com

Majestic Rainbow Unicorn T-Shirt

Majestic Rainbow Unicorn T-Shirt
Behold the majestic steed known as the unicorn, replete in all its splendor. All who behold you wearing this glorious T-shirt will weep at the sheer beauty of it. You will be crowned King (and/or Queen) of All Existence....
$13.95
Via amazon.com

QR Wifi Code in Picture Frame

QR Wifi Code in Picture Frame
Ok, this is awesome: it's a Wifi password in a picture frame, in an easily scannable QR code!
$10.00
Via blog.qr4.nl

You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle

You Complete Me Jigsaw Puzzle
It's never a bad time to show your feelings for your loved one and this is a cute way to do it. Write a note on this puzzle and then let your loved one assemble it to complete and read the note!
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Survival Card Tool

Survival Card Tool
Look cool with your own Translucent Blue Survival Tool. Tool Logic's most compact survival card features 8 must have tools including the new skeletonized, serrated knife.
$13.60
Via amazon.com

Adventure Time Macbook Decal

Adventure Time Macbook Decal

A sweet Adventure Time Macbook decal! Slap Finn and Jake on your Macbook or Macbook Pro!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

.40 Caliber Blowgun

.40 Caliber Blowgun
Your very own blowgun, complete with 12 darts.
$15.33
Via amazon.com

Facebook Wall Shower Curtain

Facebook Wall Shower Curtain

The ultimate bathroom social network shower curtain - show everyon your Facebook wall! One of the ultimate features: it's water resistant! Huh?

$16.85
Via amazon.com

Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
Via amazon.com

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack

Beer Pong Freezable Game Rack
It helps you organize your beer pong games and cups won't get knocked over. But even cooler is that you can freeze it and it'll keep beer cold while you're playing! That's a nice rack.
$19.99
Via kegworks.com

Mustache Clothing Hangers

Mustache Clothing Hangers
A set of 4 mustache clothing hangers. We have to ask why (we mustache why?) ... but they are kind of cool even if you're the only one who's going to see them.
$14.05
Via amazon.com

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

Port-A-Pint Folding Beer Glass

A pint-sized glass that fits in your pocket - just extend it out to create a glass in seconds! Ok, it could be used for other liquids than beer, but honestly, what's the main thing you're going to drink out of this?

$8.07
Via amazon.com

Manatea Tea Infuser

Manatea Tea Infuser

Ohhhh, we get it - Manatee, Manatea! (Oh the Hugh Manatee?) In any case it's a fun little tea infuser.

$9.09
Via amazon.com

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
All limbs are removable and interchangeable and the torso can be ripped apart to reveal intestines. Complete with tiny plush brain snack in his hand. Awwww, something for every little girl!
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Bookmark Thumb Holder

Bookmark Thumb Holder
Awesome for book reading. Eliminates hand cramps and saves your fingers. Great for reading late into the night, at the beach, on the couch or wherever!
$5.23
Via amazon.com

Eye Chart Tie

Eye Chart Tie
Features the actual Snellen eye chart so you can help people prepare for their driving eye exams. It is the EXACT chart form the doctor's office!
 
$17.25
Via amazon.com

Mister Tea Infuser

Mister Tea Infuser
Great for white elephant gifts - everyone is gonna want this, even if they don't drink tea often.
$7.85
Via amazon.com

Collapsible Travel Shot Glass

Collapsible Travel Shot Glass
A collapsible shot glass - for the esteemed modern drinker who wishes to whip out a shot glass wherever they might be.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Hump Day T-Shirt

Hump Day T-Shirt
What day is it? Aw yeah, hump dayyyyyy! Everybody likes to celebrate the middle of the work week and the fact that it's more than halfway over. This is your new Wednesday shirt.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
Via vat19.com

Jumbo Key Magnet

Jumbo Key Magnet
A huge, old school magnet like in the classic cartoons. It won't pull a roadrunner to you or pull you off a cliff, but it will handily hold your keys!
 
$12.18
Via amazon.com

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt
That's right, you don't just get older - you get better and wiser; you level up!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter

Tetris Sandwich Crust Cutter
A sandwich cutter that makes Tetris shapes! We encourage you to play with your food, unlike your parents did when you were a kid.
$15.99
Via amazon.com

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle

"Nessie" Dinosaur Ladle
Ermagerds, it's a Nessie Ladle! It's really cute ladle in the form of a dinosaur and should make for some smiles in just about any kitchen. 
$12.90
Via amazon.com

Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Bear Hands Oven Mitts
They're better than using your bare hands... har har har! But seriously, these are cute, fun oven mitts guaranteed to crack some smiles.
$15.60
Via amazon.com

Color Changing LED Light Bulb

Color Changing LED Light Bulb
An LED lightbulb with a remote control that lets you change to over 2 million different color combinations and different brightness levels!
$10.98
Via amazon.com

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume

Riding Cowboy Dog Costume
Yeee-haw! Your dog may or may not love this, but most people will get a kick out of seeing your dog walking around with a little cowboy holding on for dear life.
 
$14.08
Via amazon.com

Crafting With Cat Hair

Crafting With Cat Hair
Yes, this is real. A crafting book for doing things with...cat hair. Hey, we're not gonna judge.
$10.17
Via amazon.com

I Love Lamp Anchorman Shirt

I Love Lamp Anchorman Shirt
It's a simple shirt, yet very effective at making those familar with Anchorman smile. We love lamp too.
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Yodeling Pickle!

Yodeling Pickle!
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Why do I not own a yodeling pickle?" It's the gift for the person who has everything BUT a yodeling pickle! And why waste countless hours training your pickle to yodel when you can buy one that's already trained! Do not attempt to eat yodeling pickle.
$11.30
Via amazon.com

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet

Loaded! $100 Bill Wallet
Whether you're loaded or not, you can look like it - this wallet looks like a stack of $100's!
$18.91
Via amazon.com

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's not a pacifier, it's a STACHIFIER! And oh how badass it is. Make your little precious one a cowboy or cowgirl.
$9.96
Via amazon.com

Zombie Army Men

Zombie Army Men
Awesome plastic toy zombies that you can pit against zombie hunters. 35 in this package, although since that's not divisible by 2 it's unclear who has the advantage. Fight the zombie wars and relive World War Z!
$7.39
Via amazon.com

3D Golf Ball Sticker

3D Golf Ball Sticker
A 3D sticker of a golf ball crashed into your car window! Looks VERY realistic and a great gift (or prank) for your favorite golfer.
$10.58
Via amazon.com

Darth Vader BBQ Apron

Darth Vader BBQ Apron
It's a DARTH VADER APRON! It's badass! I can definitely see myself wearing this. What a great Father's Day gift this would make. 
$14.25
Via amazon.com

Lightsaber Umbrella

Lightsaber Umbrella
We can just hear the swish of an active lightsaber with this thing, cutting through the rain!
$19.99
Via amazon.com

USB Mix Tape Flash Drive

USB Mix Tape Flash Drive
Bring back the ability to make a mix tape for someone! This playlist can be 900 minutes long!
$18.49
Via amazon.com

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder
We love products that are brilliant despite being very simple and this wine glass holder is one of them. Who wouldn't want one of these?
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

Dry Pak Waterproof Alligator Wallet

Dry Pak Waterproof Alligator Wallet
A water-tight wallet for your stuff when you're at the beach, the pool or on a boat. It's big enough for a wallet, phone, cards & more.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Hanging Closet Dress Safe

Hanging Closet Dress Safe
Who would think to look in your clothing for your valuables? Hiding things in plain sight is a good (and cheap) way to go.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug

X-Men Logo Coffee Mug
The X-Men seem to never get old. This classic-looking black mug is simple and awesome, and reminds us of the X-Men comics from the 80s.
$9.54
Via amazon.com

USB Rechargeable Batteries

USB Rechargeable Batteries
Rechargeable batteries that just plug into the USB port of your computer! Great for your wireless keyboard or mouse or anything else around the house (we didn't mean to be like Dr. Seuss there, but other batteries can't compare.)
$17.40
Via amazon.com

Car Swivel Food Tray

Car Swivel Food Tray

If you ever eat in your car, this could be awesome. It attaches in your car's cup holder and swivels to the angle you need. Quit spilling stuff on yourself or your car's floor and seats.

$11.95
Via amazon.com

The Problem With Internet Quotes T-Shirt

The Problem With Internet Quotes T-Shirt
Sometimes it's hard to attribute a quote. We can't be sure Abraham Lincoln *didn't* say this at one time or another - perhaps "internet" had a different meaning back then, like "to wax one's feet". 
 
In any case, this t-shirt is a good one and you should by it. After all, like the great Mohatma Gandhi said, "You're only as good as the funniest shirt you have". 
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Stained Underwear Wallet/Safe

Stained Underwear Wallet/Safe

Eww, ok gross. We apologize - however, this is not dirty at all. It's totally clean; but no one else knows that! Therefore it's a safe place to stash your stuff.

 

$17.99
Via amazon.com

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt
I am the eggman, I am the walrus. Koo-koo-cachoo indeed. Apparently the song was written by John Lennon on various acid trips, although of course later we got the clue that the walrus was Paul.
$6.00
Via 6dollarshirts.com

Red Cup Wine Glasses

Red Cup Wine Glasses
Nothing says class like these red cup wine glasses. Just like red Solo cups with with a nice handle so that you look all elegant. You can take the redneck out of the country but you can't can't the country out of the redneck.
 
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Self Defense Shoe Kickz

Self Defense Shoe Kickz

Simple, cheap and effective self defense. Insert into your shoelaces and potentially add a life-saving tool that will give you enough time to get away and get help.

$13.39
Via amazon.com

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer by OXO
This thing is awesome... it helps you scoop an avocado perfectly every time! 
$9.95
Via amazon.com

Mermaid Blanket

Mermaid Blanket
Great for both adults and kids - slip inside it and look like a real mermaid! The bottom is designed to give the tail of a mermaid.
$11.88
Via amazon.com

Death Star Tea Infuser

Death Star Tea Infuser
Come to the Dark Side, we have tea! And crumpets, whatever those are. A Star Wars Death Star tea infuser with a Tie Fighter at the end of the chain.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Color-Changing Shower Head

Color-Changing Shower Head
A 7-color changing LED shower head. It gradually pulses from one color to another and offers enough light to be all you need. No batteries required!
 
$7.84
Via amazon.com

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt

What Does The Fox Say, Multiple Choice T-Shirt
The fox says many things, so all of these may be correct. Show how current you are (or aren't) with Internet memes!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat
Embrace your inner child and celebrate your youth with this Bert knit hat of Bert & Ernie fame!
$15.79
Via perpetualkid.com

USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter
Brighten up your kids' day, or even an adult's day. Who couldn't resist smiling at 3 mini sandwiches in the shape of a mustache showing up in their lunch!?
$9.00
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Pizza Cutter

Star Trek Pizza Cutter

When your pizza isn't sliced properly you can now "Give 'er all she's got"  with this Star Trek Pizza Cutter! Officially licensed model of the original Enterprise NCC-1701. Boldy go where no pizza has gone before. We'll stop with the bad references.

$19.16
Via amazon.com

Owls In A Tree Toothbrush Holder

Owls In A Tree Toothbrush Holder

A cadre of cute owls in a tree, brightening up your bathroom and perhaps sending a little bit of encouragement for your kids to brush their teeth.

$19.99
Via modcloth.com

Hamburger Phone

Hamburger Phone

It's a hamburger phone! A new take on an old classic.

$10.88
Via amazon.com

Totally Hipster T-Shirt

Totally Hipster T-Shirt
You may not be a hipster, but you can pretend. You can tell people you were wearing this shirt before it was even printed. Or that talking about not being mainstream is way too mainstream.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Obol Separating Bowl

Obol Separating Bowl
Keep your cereal from getting soggy, your nacho chips divided from the salsa, any 2 foods that you want to keep separated! Never eat soggy cereal again.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Octopus Coffee Mug

Octopus Coffee Mug
Those Octopus' (er, Octopi) get big way down in the depths. As you drink your coffee more and more of the creature that lurks below is revealed. Great for a prank or all-around coffee drinking!
$11.95
Via amazon.com

Klondike Bar Shame T-Shirt

Klondike Bar Shame T-Shirt
Oh, the morning after. And how the memories come slowly back to you. And your friends telling you. "I did what?" No it wasn't a night out drinking, but what you did for that Klondike Bar will take forever to forget.
 
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

SwingAway Car Organizer

SwingAway Car Organizer

A slick car organizer that hangs from your passenger seat. All sorts of pockets for things like phones, CDs, papers, folders, a water bottle and more. Can flip around to the front or back of the seat.

 
$14.91
Via amazon.com

Shark Bite Oven Mitt

Shark Bite Oven Mitt
Who would've thought that the safest place for your hands would inside the mouth of a Great White shark? 
$10.65
Via amazon.com

Donut Coffee Mug

Donut Coffee Mug
Mmm... donuts... the only thing better than donuts is donuts & coffee - and this mug offers the best of both worlds in one!
$8.95
Via amazon.com

The Ultimate Grillmaster BBQ Apron

The Ultimate Grillmaster BBQ Apron
An epic must-have for the aspiring Grillmaster. This BBQ apron allow you to be the master ninja of the barbecue. Can hold 6 cans or bottles to re-arm you and your sidekicks, a built-in can opener and more pockets than you could ask for!
$14.85
Via amazon.com

Ninja Coffee Mug

Ninja Coffee Mug
The Ninja Coffee Mug is no joke. It's a seasoned killer and is plotting your death as we speak.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt

8-Bit Minecraft Creeper T-Shirt
Ssssssssssss..... Boom! Watch out, and get ready because the Creepers are coming. Keep people on their toes with this Creeper shirt.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Can of Creamed Possum

Can of Creamed Possum
If you've never tried creamed possum, you are missing out! Ok, this is a total gag gift, but it's a great one! 
$6.49
Via amazon.com

8-Bit Tie

8-Bit Tie
A pixelated, 8-bit tie, for that classic, retro look! It's the easy clip-on variety and 20" long to fit any size. 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Sarcastic Ball

Sarcastic Ball
If you're familiar with its predecessor, the Magic 8 Ball, then you'll love the Sarcastic Ball! This 4" dia ball will help you answer all the important questions in life while providing all the snarky cynicism that you can handle. Yeah, right! What-ever!
$8.51
Via amazon.com

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt
Walt Disney he is not. We're talking about freakin' Heisenberg here, the man who can make the purest stuff on the planet.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper

Glow-In-The-Dark Toilet Paper
Some probably think of it merely as a novelty gift, and it serves that purpose well, but it's also nice to be able to spot it in dark of night when your eyes are all blurry from sleep and you don't want to wake anyone.
$8.10
Via amazon.com

Prescription Shot Glasses

Prescription Shot Glasses
Shot glasses - just what the doctor ordered! 3 ceramic "medicinal" shot glasses to ease your pain with a couple friends.
$17.74
Via amazon.com

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers
Spice up the office and make things more alive with these stickers! Slap 'em on staplers, coffee mugs, phones, or, hey even co-workers.
$8.13
Via amazon.com

Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses

Shotgun Shell Shot Glasses
Have a blast with these shotgun shell shot glasses. They're bound to inject some more fun into any party. Just make sure you're not drinking with Dick Cheney.
$14.49
Via amazon.com

Condiment Gun

Condiment Gun
A great way to play with your food. Holster your condiment guns draw when someone needs some ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, what have you. Fun!
$15.40
Via amazon.com

Pitiful Cat Shirt

Pitiful Cat Shirt
It's not quite grumpy cat, but it looks even cuter and more pitiable. This shirt is quite a great smile-maker, as we can attest to! 
$13.95
Via amazon.com

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