Portal 2 PotatOS Plush

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush
The potato version of GladOS, in plush form. Equipped with 10 different audio clips from Portal 2 and just enough energy to give you crap.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Adventure Time Macbook Decal

Adventure Time Macbook Decal

A sweet Adventure Time Macbook decal! Slap Finn and Jake on your Macbook or Macbook Pro!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Always Be Yourself (Unless You can Be Batman) Shirt

Always Be Yourself (Unless You can Be Batman) Shirt
Sage life advice for pretty much anyone, except for maybe Batman or other superheroes.
$17.96
Via snorgtees.com

Giant Googly Eyes

Giant Googly Eyes
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
$6.96
Via amazon.com

Lobster Hat

Lobster Hat
This is a lobster hat. You can wear it on your head. Enough said?
$11.57
Via amazon.com

Party Finger Rats

Party Finger Rats
The package says they're ideal for "NIGHT BLOGGING". O.o We can imagine being at a club and live blogging with these ... finger rats ... on. Really, who comes up with this stuff!?
$6.82
Via amazon.com

Condiment Gun

Condiment Gun
A great way to play with your food. Holster your condiment guns draw when someone needs some ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, what have you. Fun!
$15.40
Via amazon.com

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold

Millennium Falcon Ice Cube Mold
The Millennium Falcon, in your drink, how cool is that? Also works great as a chocolate mold.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy

Los Pollos Hermanos Tub w/ Meth Candy
A fry batter tub from Los Pollos Hermanos - complete with 1 ounce of "Blue sky" meth candy as if cooked by none other than the infamous Heisenberg.
$8.28
Via etsy.com

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
$5.77
Via amazon.com

Zombie Bottle Opener

Zombie Bottle Opener
Most zombies want brains but this one just wants to help you open your bottle of beer. A unique design - great for any zombie lover and an excellent conversation piece!
 
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Iron Man Macbook Sticker

Iron Man Macbook Sticker

Iron Man with a slightly revised repulsor ray. Perhaps this is a suit made for him by Jon Ivie and the gang at Apple. It probably gets scratches on it very easily despite being gorgeous. O.o

$5.87
Via amazon.com

Block Puzzle Calendar

Block Puzzle Calendar
The puzzle calendar that never expires! Made with block similar to Lego® blocks and can be assembled to create any month in the future!
$13.64
Via amazon.com

Samurai Sword Envelope Opener

Samurai Sword Envelope Opener
A functional samurai sword to help you slice open your letters and other documents. Might also help you dispatch people you don't want to see / whose work you disapprove of.
$16.68
Via amazon.com

Plush Zombie Hat

Plush Zombie Hat
This plush zombie hat is cute, cozy and looks great. Best of all, it won't eat much ... because there's not much for him to eat! Hahahaa...
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks

Red Converse All-Star Chuck Taylor Socks
The shoe that started it all, the Converse high tops improved by Chuck Taylor - now available as socks!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Drink Preserver Floating Cup Holder

Drink Preserver Floating Cup Holder
Imagine just floating around in a pool, warmed by the sun, your chilled drink floating along beside you. You don't have a care in the world and you don't have to worry about your drink sinking.
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Klondike Bar Shame T-Shirt

Klondike Bar Shame T-Shirt
Oh, the morning after. And how the memories come slowly back to you. And your friends telling you. "I did what?" No it wasn't a night out drinking, but what you did for that Klondike Bar will take forever to forget.
 
$7.99
Via lolshirts.com

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat

St. Patrick's Day Bishop Hat
Why? Because it's awesome. We're not sure why bishops are affiliated with St. Patrick's Day - it's probably some Catholic thing - but we like this. You might just be the life of the party with it.
$11.59
Via amazon.com

Zombie Cereal Bowl

Zombie Cereal Bowl
It's about damn time we turned the tables on the zombies... let's eat their brains for a change!
$7.79
Via thinkgeek.com

Game of Thrones Coasters

Game of Thrones Coasters
A set of 4 Game of Thrones coasters with 4 of the most prominent houses. They include House Targaryen, House Stark, House Baratheon and House Lannister. 
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Darth Vader Oven Mitt

Darth Vader Oven Mitt
This is one right handed oven mitt in the form of Darth Vader's gloved hand. BBQ it up, dark-side style!
$10.95
Via amazon.com

Splat Stan Drink Coaster

Splat Stan Drink Coaster
A spiffy drink coaster that's a nice conversation piece. Great for home, office or a gag gift. Works really well as a coaster too!
$10.75
Via amazon.com

Cabela's ColorPhase Color-Changing Camouflage Clothing

Cabela's ColorPhase Color-Changing Camouflage Clothing
Camo clothing that changes with your surroudings - for real! AS the tempurate changes, so does the temperature-activated dye in the clothing. (And holy crap that's a lot of C's in the title.)
$19.99
Via cabelas.com

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher
Does anyone remember the Tim "Tooltime" Allen grunt? We're doing that right now over this beer bottle opener. The cap catcher at the bottom is the clincher.
$19.95
Via homewetbar.com

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier

Baby Cowboy Mustache Pacifier
It's the Mustachifier! Your baby won't know any different... at least we don't think so. In any case, it's a classy old west style mustache.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Double Walled Beer Glass

Double Walled Beer Glass
A revolutionary beer holder: the double wall helps insulate the beer, keeping it away from the heat of your hand. Also prevents condensation which makes your beer taste 250% better!* (*Does not actually affect the taste of the beer.)
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Chalkboard Slate Coasters

Chalkboard Slate Coasters
A set of 4 coasters you can write on with chalk - leave a message, write your name, doodle something, get downright vulgar, silly and stupid! You'll be drinking, after all.
 
$19.95
Via shareasale.com

Russian Roulette Revolver

Russian Roulette Revolver
This plastic toy gun holds 2.5 ounces of liquor in the handle. Pass it around your table of friends and every time someone pulls the trigger there's a 1 in 6 chance they have to drink!
$13.36
Via amazon.com

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt

Santa Claus Costume T-Shirt
Looking for an alternative to the ugly Christmas sweater? Then this might just be the shirt for you. It's your no muss, no fuss, fun Christmas t-shirt!
$14.95
Via amazon.com

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt

I Don't Have Birthdays. I Level Up! T-Shirt
That's right, you don't just get older - you get better and wiser; you level up!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Obol Separating Bowl

Obol Separating Bowl
Keep your cereal from getting soggy, your nacho chips divided from the salsa, any 2 foods that you want to keep separated! Never eat soggy cereal again.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Necklace

Mustache Necklace

A super cute mustache necklace - handmade from an Etsy shop. Keep a mustache handy at all times! Great for regular display on chest or applied to upper lip. You never know when you might need a mustach, so keep it at the ready.

$10.00
Via etsy.com

80's Retro iPhone Case

80's Retro iPhone Case
Awww yeah, turns your slim and svelte iPhone into a brick phone from the 80s! Actually offers solid protection, just don't count on the antenna to do anything ;-)
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers

Halloween Wine Bottle Stickers
4 different spooky bottle themes for Halloween get-togethers. These are some awesome stickers that go over most standard size wine bottles.
$8.95
Via amazon.com

Mr. Tea Infuser

Mr. Tea Infuser

This tea infuser lets you steep your tea with a cool little guy that looks like he's basking in a hot tub. Let him relax in your hot tub full of tea and feel relaxed yourself!

$9.99
Via amazon.com

Death Star Pet ID Tag

Death Star Pet ID Tag
Ok, a Death Star pet ID tag is cool enough on it's own merits. But there's also a QR code on the back that can be scanned to get the pet owner's information.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

ADHD T-Shirt

ADHD T-Shirt
Rock out with your ADHD out! Flip the devil horns and start banging your head because you are awesome in spite of/because of your ADHD. And because your shirt is pretty bad-... oh look, a squirrel!
$6.00
Via anrdoezrs.net

Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Shirt

Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse Shirt
It's up to you to prevent forest fires, as those of us who Remember Smokey the Bear used to say. But just imagine a dead, zombified Smokey the Bear coming at you and you've got to put him out of his misery before he chomps on your arm.
$17.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Minecraft Cookie Cutters

Minecraft Cookie Cutters

A set of 5 awesome Minecraft cookie cutters! Includes Steve, pickaxe, sword, cookie and a Creeper, for all your Cookiecrafting needs!

 

$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Scarface Lawn Gnome

Scarface Lawn Gnome
Say hello to my little friend! A twist on the classic lawn gnome, goes well with zombie lawn gnomes. 
$16.29
Via amazon.com

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game

Tic Tac Toe Shot Glass Game
Makes the boring, classic tic tac toe game a lot more fun. And a lot more challenging after the first game!
$10.25
Via amazon.com

TanSafe Waterproof Safe

TanSafe Waterproof Safe
Looks like regular suntan lotion but this waterproof container can hold all your valuables for a stay at the beach, or just toss it in your car and no one will bother to steal it!
$13.19
Via amazon.com

Error 404 Coffee Mug

Error 404 Coffee Mug
For before you've had your coffee in the morning. Most of us have had this happen, surely. If only life had more error messages to tell people the way we feel.
 
$15.00
Via amazon.com

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance

Giant Mustache Magnet For Your Car Or Appliance
Simply put: a giant mustache magnet that you can slap onto a car, refrigerator, door, washing machine, robot, etc. Class up the joint and cause some smiles!
$9.88
Via amazon.com

Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier

Give your kid a bit more class. Or better yet, randomly give a mustache pacifier to someone else's kid so they can look like a sir. Does not pacify unruly mustaches.

$9.85
Via amazon.com

Slingshot Chicken

Slingshot Chicken
Why? Why not! Fling this chicken and it makes a rooster crowing sound as it whips across the sky. 
$5.90
Via amazon.com

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug
For those who really want to let everyone know what's up, here is this fabulous mug!
$10.99
Via amazon.com

Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies
Real fortune cookies are lame and generic and never work out anyway. These are perhaps more realistic and you'll look forward to opening them more.
$19.79
Via firebox.com

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

Crystal Skull Shot Glass

"Doomed!" is the name of this product and you just may be if you use it too often! But for some rousing shots with friends this thing could be awesome: the alcohol forms in the shape of a skull and looks amazing!

$5.74
Via amazon.com

Mister Tea Infuser

Mister Tea Infuser
Great for white elephant gifts - everyone is gonna want this, even if they don't drink tea often.
$7.85
Via amazon.com

Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Opinion T-Shirt

Everything I Say Is Fully Substantiated By My Opinion T-Shirt
Yes, indeed, your opinion rules over all else. At least on the Internet. In RL, maybe not as much, but this shirt can let everyone know how you feel!
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Phone/Tablet Joystick

Phone/Tablet Joystick
A real, physical joystick for your iPhone, iPad or Android device. Works on anything with a touchscreen.
$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Irish I Had More Beer Shirt

Yeah, we do too. Show off your inner Irish around St. Patty's day or any time of the year - and maybe, just maybe, someone will buy you a beer or two...

 
$15.99
Via amazon.com

Color Changing LED Showerhead

Color Changing LED Showerhead
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
$7.85
Via amazon.com

Magnetic Tool Wristband

Magnetic Tool Wristband
This wristband has super strong magnets to help you keep things like screws, nails, small tools and more - awesome for small jobs at home!
$9.85
Via amazon.com

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game

BeanBoozled Jelly Bean Game
The jelly bean game that's like Russian Roulette for your taste buds... you might get something good, you might get something horrible. All sorts of tasty and bad jelly beans like caramel corn or moldy cheese; licorice or skunk spray; coconut or baby wipes.
$5.99
Via vat19.com

College T-Shirt

College T-Shirt
College! Just like John Belushi's character Bluto from Animal House. You don't have to drink a bottle of Jack Daniel's to enjoy this shirt, but it sure helps. Also.. Toga, toga, toga!
$6.00
Via 6dollarshirts.com

ThumbSaver Magnetic Nail Setter

ThumbSaver Magnetic Nail Setter
The ThumbSaver quite simply saves your thumbs! It's a magnetic nail holder that guides the nail, letting you hammer it home without ever banging your thumb.
$12.99
Via amazon.com

Ring Bottle Opener

Ring Bottle Opener

Wear a ring that's also a bottle opener! Super convenient and never worry about needing a bottle opener again!

$9.95
Via amazon.com

Monster High Scaris Skelita Calaveras Doll

Monster High Scaris Skelita Calaveras Doll
To the chagrin of many parents the Monster High thing is still really big. They're really well crafted dolls, and if you can get over the ghoulishness of some of them, they're pretty cool.
$9.82
Via amazon.com

USB Pet Rock

 USB Pet Rock
What does this Pet Rock it do you ask? Pssshhhh! Psshhhh, we say! And that's what you should tell anyone that asks you what your USB Pet Rock does.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Star Trek Pizza Cutter

Star Trek Pizza Cutter

When your pizza isn't sliced properly you can now "Give 'er all she's got"  with this Star Trek Pizza Cutter! Officially licensed model of the original Enterprise NCC-1701. Boldy go where no pizza has gone before. We'll stop with the bad references.

$19.16
Via amazon.com

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Medieval Weapon Push Pins
A deadly collection of medieval melee weaponry including: Sabre, Single Handed, Broadsword, Katana, Axe (you get 2 of each!) Beautifully crafted and lots of fun.
$10.00
Via amazon.com

Ninja Star Coat Hook

Ninja Star Coat Hook
Ninja throwing stars that look like they're embedded in the wall. You may have just dodged a Ninja assassin or you may have been practicing (not that a Ninja needs to practice...)
$11.92
Via amazon.com

Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
$10.94
Via amazon.com

Death Star Ice Cube Tray

Death Star Ice Cube Tray
This mold lets you make a 60mm Star Wars Death Star ice cube! Destroy entire planets and cool your drink at the same time!
$13.90
Via amazon.com

Money Soap

Money Soap
A bill in every bar and you can get from $1 to $50! Plus it's a great motivator for someone stinky in your life to wash up a lot to get to that money!
$15.95
Via amazon.com

Travellers Door Alarm

Travellers Door Alarm
Perfect for those on the go a lot, the alarm goes off after you set it to. Great peace of mind when sleeping at a hotel, AirBNB, or even at home.
$11.99
Via amazon.com

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt

Walter White Laboratories T-Shirt
Walt Disney he is not. We're talking about freakin' Heisenberg here, the man who can make the purest stuff on the planet.
$15.00
Via etsy.com

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat

Sap Cap Self Defense Hat
The ultimate self defense weapon; it's hidden and yet readily available for you to quickly grab. The secret is the "sap" - ultra dense material like lead in the back of the hat. 
$19.99
Via amazon.com

"Bucky Balls" Magnetic Balls Cube Toy

"Bucky Balls" Magnetic Balls Cube Toy
These magnetic balls (also known as bucky balls, neocubes, nanodots or neomagnetic cubes) are addictingly awesome! Like Legos, they can be transformed into an infinite variety of shapes. 
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers

Inanimate Office Supply Stickers
Spice up the office and make things more alive with these stickers! Slap 'em on staplers, coffee mugs, phones, or, hey even co-workers.
$8.13
Via amazon.com

Zombie Blood Shower Gel

Zombie Blood Shower Gel
Mmmmm... zombie blood! Comes in a resealable transfusion type bag with a loop you can hang on a shower head or something similar.
$9.89
Via firebox.com

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets

Fake Scratch-Off Lottery Tickets
These are classic - they look like genuine instant scratch-off lottery tickets but each one is a winner, and a big one (Not just $10 or $20 but over $1000!)
$12.95
Via amazon.com

Pizza Cone Kit

Pizza Cone Kit
It's pizza in a cone - what could be better!?
$14.65
Via amazon.com

Light Up Ice Cubes

Light Up Ice Cubes
Freeze 'em and toss them in a drink. They'll sparkle and light up your drinks for hours. A pack of 12 LED ice cubes.
 
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

Star Trek Spock Santa Hat

With Christmas right around the corner, don't forget to dress the part with the most illogical Santa hat you'll ever see. Please, don't be a red shirt - Get your Science blue hat with Spock hairline, pointy ears and Starfleet insignia before it's too late!

$19.99
Via amazon.com

The Laundry Lasso

The Laundry Lasso
Bungee open your washing machine door! Prevent mold, mildew and odors! 
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Ministry Of Magic Toilet Decal

Ministry Of Magic Toilet Decal
Muggles, don't try to use this portal to the Ministry of Magic yourselves, save it for the wizards. Bonus lightswitch sticker too: Lumos and Nox!  
$12.00
Via etsy.com

Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt

Dr. Who Keep Calm And Don't Blink Shirt
Just thinking about the Weeping Angels gives us the willies. But it's ok, the Doctor will figure a way out for us. Just moisten those eyeballs and get ready to stare for a while until he can figure something out!
 
$18.99
Via tkqlhce.com

Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive

Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive
A 4GB flash drive based on the original Transformer known as Ravage! He used to be a tape that went into Soundwave, but now he's a simple USB stick.
 
$10.24
Via amazon.com

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib

GeNius Periodic Elements Baby Bib
Start your impressionable babies mind out right and learn 'em good. This bib has elements of the periodic table including:  Gemanium (Ge), Nickel (Ni), Uranium (U) and Sulphur (S). 
$12.00
Via etsy.com

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer

USB Beverage Cup Cooler and Warmer
Everybody know how quickly coffee gets cold. Never again will we have to march to the break room to nuke it or give it a shot of hot coffee straight from the pot! Oh no, this sucker keep it warm for you, as long as you want.
$19.99
Via shareasale.com

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!

$9.07
Via amazon.com

Do You Live Here Doormat

Do You Live Here Doormat
Awesome doormat for a little chuckle!
$18.00
Via amazon.com

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Zombie Family Car Stickers
Those standard family stickers are so mundane - spice it up with your own flair and show off your zombie family! 
 
$9.50
Via amazon.com

Kill Count Car Decal

Kill Count Car Decal

This isn't Death Race 2000.... but it *could* be! Keep track of how many things you've hit, like motorcycles, cars, bikers, handicapped people, grandmas and traffic cops. Includes hash marks to keep count and keep adding to your totals!

$5.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Clothing Hangers

Mustache Clothing Hangers
A set of 4 mustache clothing hangers. We have to ask why (we mustache why?) ... but they are kind of cool even if you're the only one who's going to see them.
$14.05
Via amazon.com

Invisible Bookshelf

Invisible Bookshelf
Stack books neatly on your wall with no visible shelf!
$16.04
Via amazon.com

Yodo YOLO Shirt

Yodo YOLO Shirt
Only once, you live, young padawan. Then you can become a Jedi ghost if you are strong in the Force.
$20.00
Via bustedtees.com

Survival Paracord Bracelet

Survival Paracord Bracelet
Military-grade survival paracord that you can carry on you at all times in case of emergency. It has 7 strands and is super strong and durable - holds up to 550 pounds!!
$5.95
Via amazon.com

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Fun, useful and attention-getting. Write notes on a hand and stick them on things... or people. Tell people to talk to the hand if you don't want to be disturbed. 300 hand notes for $5? Hey, that's a nice bit of fun right there :)

$10.92
Via amazon.com

A Curiously Designed "UNT" Mug

A Curiously Designed "UNT" Mug
This mug has a curious selection of letters on it. UNT... whatever could that mean? Perhaps the mug's handle offers us a clue, as it is painted black.
$16.29
Via firebox.com

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A) A yummy peanut butter & jelly sandwich B) A small pocket/wallet type of device - Nifty!
$6.59
Via amazon.com

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter

Lightsaber Pizza Cutter
If you need a pizza cutter AND you're a Star Wars geek, look no further! This is the pizza slicer for you.
$14.65
Via amazon.com

Hope You Brought Beer Welcome Mat

Hope You Brought Beer Welcome Mat

Never show up to the friend's house empty-handed, especially around the holidays! This fun mat will remind people entering your home what it's all about: having a good time. 

$8.99
Via amazon.com

Cheap Santa Claus Suit

Cheap Santa Claus Suit
A more or less disposable Santa suit/costume that will do the job for a day. Great for wearing to that office Christmas party or bar crawl.
$10.30
Via amazon.com

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

Cute and spruces up any work environment of home office! Features a blue dude sitting on the toilet and it can hole pens, functions os a tape dispenser and cutter and paper clip magnet.

 

$11.30
Via amazon.com

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer

Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
If that meat gets out of line, you can beat it around a bit. Feel badass while doing your food prep!
 
$9.47
Via amazon.com

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