Mini Phone Humidifier

Mini Phone Humidifier
A portable, mini humidifier that runs on the power of your phone! Just plug it into the bottom USB/Lightning port of your iOS or Android device. Lightweight and portable so you can take it literally anywhere you take your phone.
$13.99
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.40 Caliber Blowgun

.40 Caliber Blowgun
Your very own blowgun, complete with 12 darts.
$15.33
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Plant Watering Cloud

Plant Watering Cloud
Water your plants softly and gently with a standard 2 liter pop bottles. Very handy and also works with 1 or 1.5 liter bottles. Just squeeze gently and a nice shower of water will cascade your plants.
$8.65
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Lockpick Practice Kit

Lockpick Practice Kit
Learn how to pick a lock, just like in the movies!
$9.79
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Tactical Bacon

Tactical Bacon

Fully cooked and prepared bacon in a can - with a 10 year shelf life! Tac Bac is great for end of the world scenarios or any bugout bag.

 
$19.39
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Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes

Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cubes
Awesome ice cubes in the shape of Han Solo frozen in carbonite! Does not cause hibernation sickness - although if you drink enough alcohol cooled with this ice, you might not be able to see.
$11.19
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Green Army Men Birthday Candles

Green Army Men Birthday Candles
The classic green army men figures in their well-known poses - but as candles! Awesome for kids into army stuff or parties for those in the military and veterans.
$7.95
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Codenames Board Game

Codenames Board Game
Codenames! This is the game of the year for 2016 by several popular board game review sites. But it's not really a "board game", nor is it a "card game" necessarily. This game defies a genre, but it's still really cool.
$14.99
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Magnetic Tool Wristband

Magnetic Tool Wristband
This wristband has super strong magnets to help you keep things like screws, nails, small tools and more - awesome for small jobs at home!
$9.85
Via amazon.com

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie

Beer, The Right Medicine Coolie
The Doctor has prescribed you the right medicine, in the form of God-given beer. Dr. Feelgood gave you a prescription for as many as you can drink of the 12oz. liquid happiness!
$9.95
Via homewetbar.com

Magical Unicorn Meat

Magical Unicorn Meat
Magical Unicorn meat - in a can! Now you don't have to spend months hunting and preparing the elusive unicorn. Great for meat eaters and vegans alike.
$11.66
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Sock Monkey Knitwitt Hat

Sock Monkey Knitwitt Hat
A sock monkey knit hat!? Don't mind if we do. After all it looks super cute and should get a lot of smiles and looks.
$15.59
Via perpetualkid.com

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

World's Best Entry Level Employee Coffee Mug

Hey, you might be entry-level, but you're DAMN GOOD at it, and it's time to let everyone know. If you work at a place that isn't quick to promote, this is great! Go ahead, toot your own horn.

 

$18.95
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Star Wars Chop Sabers

Star Wars Chop Sabers
Eat sushi and defend the galaxy at the same time! These Star Wars chopsticks resemble light sabres - and you can choose from a bunch of Jedi and Sith options.
$12.99
Via thinkgeek.com

The Giving Tree iPad Decal

The Giving Tree iPad Decal
The artwork from the amazing book by Shel Silverstein, The Giving Tree - which can now be featured on your iPad!
$7.00
Via amazon.com

Aura Cleanser

Aura Cleanser

This world will wear on the most positive soul and your aura may get damaged. So spritz away the negativity with this Aura Cleanser! Great for all body types. (*Will not eliminate most Phaetons!)

$12.95
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Tetris Fridge Magnets

Tetris Fridge Magnets
What better way to stick stuff to your fridge? Relive one of the all-time games, Tetris, or at least be reminded of the maddening way that it NEVER STOPS! THE BRICKS JUST KEEP COMING! AHHHHHHH!
$9.02
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Swedish Fish

Swedish Fish
Real, actual Swedish Fish! From Sweden!
$5.00
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Asshole Repellant

Asshole Repellant
Could be a gag gift, could be a real, working spray for the assholes in your life. Hey, if you spray them enough with some sort of concoction of chemicals, it's bound to get them to leave you alone.
$7.89
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Concentrate "Food For Thought" Smart Lunchbox

Concentrate "Food For Thought" Smart Lunchbox
This smartly crafted lunchbox for adults is very well thought out: it keeps fruit sage and separated and has pots for smaller items like grapes, nuts, yogurt, etc. Bonus: a thermospot on the back that lets you know if it's still cool!
$16.99
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Anchorman Shot Glasses With Quotes

Anchorman Shot Glasses With Quotes
Classy shot glasses with quotes from the original Anchorman The Legend Begins movie. You could drink scotch out of other shot glasses, but what's the point?
$15.00
Via amazon.com

Chalkboard Slate Coasters

Chalkboard Slate Coasters
A set of 4 coasters you can write on with chalk - leave a message, write your name, doodle something, get downright vulgar, silly and stupid! You'll be drinking, after all.
 
$19.95
Via shareasale.com

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

A&W Root Beer Can Safe

It's a can! It's a safe! Hide stuff in plain sight and one of the last places a burglar would look. Also, tons cheaper than a regular safe. Caution: Might make you want to drink A&W Root Beer.

$7.95
Via amazon.com

Collapsible Travel Shot Glass

Collapsible Travel Shot Glass
A collapsible shot glass - for the esteemed modern drinker who wishes to whip out a shot glass wherever they might be.
$7.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel

It's...um bacon... need we say more? Well we will! You should never leave home without a towel, and if you're going to have a towel, you could do worse than a bacon-themed towel.

$8.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Hanging Closet Dress Safe

Hanging Closet Dress Safe
Who would think to look in your clothing for your valuables? Hiding things in plain sight is a good (and cheap) way to go.
$9.99
Via amazon.com

Android Ice Cube Tray

Android Ice Cube Tray
An ice cube tray that makes cute little android ice cubes! Some say the Android mascot is called Mike, Droid, or BugDroid around the Google offices.
 
$12.00
Via deadzebra.com

Shark Bite Oven Mitt

Shark Bite Oven Mitt
Who would've thought that the safest place for your hands would inside the mouth of a Great White shark? 
$10.65
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Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt

Coffee Before Talkie T-Shirt
I'm only capable of one-word grunts until I've had my fix. I'm not proud of it, but at least caffiene is a relatively healthy addiction. So please, make me some coffee or get out of the way.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Survival Grenade

Survival Grenade
It won't explode but it will help you survive in the wilderness! Comes w/ 10' of military grade paracord which encloses other handy things like fishing tackle, a fire starter and a bunch of survival tips.
 
$18.99
Via rockys2v.com

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug

Anchorman Channel 4 News Team Coffee Mug
Listen everyone, we have very important news: Anchorman is back with Anchorman: The Legend Continues! (Oh yeah, and there's this mug too.)
$16.29
Via firebox.com

Owl Tea Infuser by Tovolo

Owl Tea Infuser by Tovolo
A super-cute owl tea infuser! We've seen some really cool tea infusers before, but this one might be the cutest!
$5.00
Via amazon.com

Technically The Glass Is Always Full Shirt

Technically The Glass Is Always Full Shirt
It's true, technically the glass is always full. It's just how we look at things a lot of the time. This "Glass is always full shirt" just might make someone smile or think more positively, and that can't be a bad thing.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Family Superhero Car Decals

Family Superhero Car Decals

Why be normal when your family could be represented by Marvel superheroe stickers such as Wolverine, Iron Man, Captain America and Spider-Man? 

 

$14.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

Cut The Rope - Om Nom Plush

You know him from the game "Cut the Rope" and you love his tooth-less grin! Well now you can have your very own Om Nom plushy! This adorable, candy-eating character's cuteness is so sweet, it's sickening! (And remember kids, brush your teeth after eating all your candy.. Nom, nom, nom!)

$8.15
Via amazon.com

Credit Card Flash Drive

Credit Card Flash Drive
USB flash drives that look like credit cards! They're the same dimensions and will easily fit in your wallet or pocket.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug

Heat Sensitive On/Off Coffee Mug
A heat sensitive coffee mug that shows people if you're switched on or off!
$10.14
Via amazon.com

Inflatable Turkey

Inflatable Turkey
Yes, it's an inflatable turkey in a can. Do not cook inflatable turkey or attempt to eat. You *could* stuff it, however. You can salivate over it while the real turkey cooks, or simply use it as a display or show piece. Inflatable turkey is also 100% vegan.
$10.94
Via amazon.com

Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal

Snow White And The Poison Apple iPad Decal
An old classic now available for a perfect fit on your iPad! It features Snow White gazing longingly at the (poison?) apple.
$5.78
Via amazon.com

Guinness Pub Pint Glasses

Guinness Pub Pint Glasses
The perfect gift for Guinness lovers! Gorgeous and beautifully crafted pint glasses complement your Guinnes beer with authentic, gold logos.
$16.63
Via amazon.com

Majestic Rainbow Unicorn T-Shirt

Majestic Rainbow Unicorn T-Shirt
Behold the majestic steed known as the unicorn, replete in all its splendor. All who behold you wearing this glorious T-shirt will weep at the sheer beauty of it. You will be crowned King (and/or Queen) of All Existence....
$13.95
Via amazon.com

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Ninja Disguise Shirt
A ninja may strike at any time. Typically they don't advertise the fact that they're a ninja, but this shirt is merely a disguise. However, you never know when a true ninja might be wearing one...
$16.99
Via amazon.com

Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon Strip Band Aids

Bacon makes everything better, so why not band-aids? Er, excuse me, "adhesive bandages". Wouldn't wanna get Band-Aid's legal team after us.

$5.75
Via amazon.com

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray

Lego Ice Cube Bricks Tray
Make your own limitless supply of Lego ice cube bricks! You might not be able to build a house out of them before they melt, but they'll look awesome in your drink!
$5.77
Via amazon.com

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters
Let your friends and family know the perils of hanging out at your place. Has 8 different Portal 2 warning signs like, "Watch out for falling cubes", "Careful, if you fall in the water, you'll be electrocuted" and more useful safety tips!
$16.08
Via amazon.com

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher
Does anyone remember the Tim "Tooltime" Allen grunt? We're doing that right now over this beer bottle opener. The cap catcher at the bottom is the clincher.
$19.95
Via homewetbar.com

Giant Googly Eyes

Giant Googly Eyes
Some giant googly eyes you can slap on anything to anthropomorize it! Want to turn some frowns upside down? Slap a big pair of googly eyes on something.
$6.96
Via amazon.com

Color Changing LED Showerhead

Color Changing LED Showerhead
Changes color as the temperature of the water does. Fun AND useful! Careful though, the colors aren't as expected: green is cold, blue is just right and red is very hot.
$7.85
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Waterproof Folding Keyboard

Waterproof Folding Keyboard
A silicone USB foldable & waterproof keyboard - you can wash it or stick it in a backpack!
 
$19.45
Via amazon.com

Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive

Ravage Transformer 4GB USB Drive
A 4GB flash drive based on the original Transformer known as Ravage! He used to be a tape that went into Soundwave, but now he's a simple USB stick.
 
$10.24
Via amazon.com

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover

The Fat Magnet Fat Remover
Removes fat from food - for real? This product is something that we were a bit skeptical about but after trying it we can attest that it does work.
$10.06
Via amazon.com

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt

I Am The Walrus T-Shirt
I am the eggman, I am the walrus. Koo-koo-cachoo indeed. Apparently the song was written by John Lennon on various acid trips, although of course later we got the clue that the walrus was Paul.
$6.00
Via 6dollarshirts.com

Mermaid Blanket

Mermaid Blanket
Great for both adults and kids - slip inside it and look like a real mermaid! The bottom is designed to give the tail of a mermaid.
$11.88
Via amazon.com

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush

Portal 2 PotatOS Plush
The potato version of GladOS, in plush form. Equipped with 10 different audio clips from Portal 2 and just enough energy to give you crap.
$19.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Lobster Hat

Lobster Hat
This is a lobster hat. You can wear it on your head. Enough said?
$11.57
Via amazon.com

Reusable Mustache Drink Markers

Reusable Mustache Drink Markers
Slap some on your drinks and it immediately heightens the mirth of any party. It's much more fun (and attractive) when members of the female persuasion have mustache markers, but guys can play too.
$6.95
Via shareasale.com

Toilet Coffee Mug

Toilet Coffee Mug

It's a toilet and you can drink coffee from it! Great novelty/gag gift or use as an everyday coffee mug. Don't feel awkward about drinking anything from this, it's clean ceramic! Unless, you know, a tiny leprechaun uses it for something else...

$8.13
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Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter

Dinosaur Sandwich Crust Cutter
A cute way to remove the crusts of bread for picky kids, or, hey even picky adults! Makes 2 same-sized pieces of dinosaur shaped sandwich - specifally brontosaurus shaped.
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Accoutrements Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats

Accoutrements Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats
For those kitties that are little devils; holy terrors that scratch up your feet from under the bed or attack you in the middle of the night. Yeah, they seem all sweet an innocent but cat owners know better. What better way to show it? :p
$5.99
Via amazon.com

The Problem With Internet Quotes T-Shirt

The Problem With Internet Quotes T-Shirt
Sometimes it's hard to attribute a quote. We can't be sure Abraham Lincoln *didn't* say this at one time or another - perhaps "internet" had a different meaning back then, like "to wax one's feet". 
 
In any case, this t-shirt is a good one and you should by it. After all, like the great Mohatma Gandhi said, "You're only as good as the funniest shirt you have". 
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Bear Hands Oven Mitts

Bear Hands Oven Mitts
They're better than using your bare hands... har har har! But seriously, these are cute, fun oven mitts guaranteed to crack some smiles.
$15.60
Via amazon.com

Gallium - the metal that melts in your hands

Gallium - the metal that melts in your hands

Amaze co-workers family and friends with this Terminator 2-like metal. The melting point is the temperature of the human body, so by holding it, it melts in your hand. The cool thing is you can keep reusing it, letting it solidify and melt again.

$15.67
Via amazon.com

Russian Roulette Revolver

Russian Roulette Revolver
This plastic toy gun holds 2.5 ounces of liquor in the handle. Pass it around your table of friends and every time someone pulls the trigger there's a 1 in 6 chance they have to drink!
$13.36
Via amazon.com

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug

Bitch Please, I'm Fabulous Piss Glitter And Shit Rainbows Coffee Mug
For those who really want to let everyone know what's up, here is this fabulous mug!
$10.99
Via amazon.com

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt

St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Tuxedo T-Shirt
What better way to class up the joint around St. Patty's Day? The classic tuxedo shirt with an Irish shamrock twist!
$14.99
Via amazon.com

76% Of Statistics Are Made Up T-Shirt

76% Of Statistics Are Made Up T-Shirt
It's completely true! Well not 100% true, about 99.86% true. We cannot verify it beyond that percentage.
$9.99
Via lolshirts.com

Mr. Tea Infuser

Mr. Tea Infuser

This tea infuser lets you steep your tea with a cool little guy that looks like he's basking in a hot tub. Let him relax in your hot tub full of tea and feel relaxed yourself!

$9.99
Via amazon.com

Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula

Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula
A lightsaber spatula! How many nerdy chefs-to-be would love to cook with such a cool spatula? 
$14.87
Via amazon.com

Dressy Napkin Tie

Dressy Napkin Tie
Classin' the joint up! The temporary napkin tie is easily applied, much simpler than a real tie. 
 
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Red Cup Wine Glasses

Red Cup Wine Glasses
Nothing says class like these red cup wine glasses. Just like red Solo cups with with a nice handle so that you look all elegant. You can take the redneck out of the country but you can't can't the country out of the redneck.
 
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Gravy Candy

Gravy Candy
Simply put, it's... er...gravy candy. Quite frankly we're not sure if it's a good thing but we're up for trying anything once!
 
$9.94
Via amazon.com

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo

Toilet Target - Custom Toilet Photo
This is a set of 2 adhesive photo protectors. Slap a photo of someone you want to prank in one of them and stick it to the bottom of a toilet. Drink some liquids and then do your business.
$9.95
Via amazon.com

To Do List Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop Coffee Mug

To Do List Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop Coffee Mug
This coffee mug says, "To Do List: Wake Up, Drink Coffee, Poop, Be Awesome". C'mon, you know that's what's up, and in the proper order. :p
$13.99
Via amazon.com

Mustache Belt Buckle

Mustache Belt Buckle
The mustachio'd man or woman gains a certain level of respect, power and class. Instantly add these aspects with a mustache belt buckle! Even better since it's a cool-looking bronze.
$7.99
Via amazon.com

Eye Chart Tie

Eye Chart Tie
Features the actual Snellen eye chart so you can help people prepare for their driving eye exams. It is the EXACT chart form the doctor's office!
 
$17.25
Via amazon.com

Doc McStuffins Operation Game

Doc McStuffins Operation Game
A new take on the classic game of Operation. Lots of replay value and something nostalgic for the adults too!
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Self Defense Shoe Kickz

Self Defense Shoe Kickz

Simple, cheap and effective self defense. Insert into your shoelaces and potentially add a life-saving tool that will give you enough time to get away and get help.

$13.39
Via amazon.com

Credit Card Survival Tool

Credit Card Survival Tool
Keep a handy survival tool in your pocket, wallet or purse! Slim design features scissors, nail file, flashlight, screwdrivers, socket, tweezers, rulers & more.
$18.59
Via amazon.com

3 Piece Sandwich Crust Cutters: Puzzle Pieces, Elephants and Penguins

3 Piece Sandwich Crust Cutters: Puzzle Pieces, Elephants and Penguins
A set of 3 sandwich crust cutters that include cutters to make puzzle pieces, elephants and penguins. It's a nice way to spruce up the day for your kids - surprise them with a different type each day!
$7.49
Via amazon.com

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat
Embrace your inner child and celebrate your youth with this Bert knit hat of Bert & Ernie fame!
$15.79
Via perpetualkid.com

Subtle Butt: Disposable Fart Filters

Subtle Butt: Disposable Fart Filters
They may sound funny, but these fart pads really work - they use carbon to filter out the nasty smells. You can wear them without people noticing. If you're having a really bad day (like you ate Indian food and drank a six pack of Natty Light the night before) slap one of these bad boys on to filter out that nastiness.
$12.48
Via amazon.com

Plate Dip Clips

Plate Dip Clips
Dip/sauce clips that clip onto your plate. You get a set of 4 clips that are awesome for chip dip, salsa, guacamole, hot sauce, bleu cheese, or whatever else your little taste buds desire.
$7.89
Via amazon.com

Condiment Gun

Condiment Gun
A great way to play with your food. Holster your condiment guns draw when someone needs some ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, what have you. Fun!
$15.40
Via amazon.com

Swiss Cheese Spaghetti Measurer

Swiss Cheese Spaghetti Measurer
One of those incredibly simple yet brilliant ideas - lets you measure how much pasta to use for 1-4 people.
$14.12
Via amazon.com

Huge-Ass Roll Of Bubble Wrap

Huge-Ass Roll Of Bubble Wrap
12 inches by 175 freakin feet of bubble wrap! There are all sorts of practical uses, but we just like to pop it!
$17.99
Via amazon.com

Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands
Grab a pair of tiny hands for your loved one and a pair for yourself for the world's cutest game of pattycake!
$8.99
Via vat19.com

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal

Zombie Snow White Macbook Decal
Nom nom nom... A zombified Snow White about the dig into some tasty Apple brains. Will work on other laptops as well, but fits the 13" Macbook best.
$6.99
Via amazon.com

Totally Hipster T-Shirt

Totally Hipster T-Shirt
You may not be a hipster, but you can pretend. You can tell people you were wearing this shirt before it was even printed. Or that talking about not being mainstream is way too mainstream.
 
$12.99
Via lolshirts.com

Can of Creamed Possum

Can of Creamed Possum
If you've never tried creamed possum, you are missing out! Ok, this is a total gag gift, but it's a great one! 
$6.49
Via amazon.com

iPhone Horn Speaker

iPhone Horn Speaker

A spiffy speaker in the form of a horn. Looks like a megaphone and sounds great too!

 
$19.95
Via amazon.com

Krull Glaive - Fantasy Curved Knife

Krull Glaive - Fantasy Curved Knife
Very very cool glaive from the 80s movie Krull. We loved this movie - it was great for its time and was very special. It has 5 blades that fold up. Looks awesome both with knives extended and folded!
$7.49
Via amazon.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

The Zombie hand ice mold!
A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!
$12.00
Via amazon.com

"Lil' Lager" Beer Baby Bottle

"Lil' Lager" Beer Baby Bottle
This thing is stupid. For real. That's what my ten year old (soon to be 11) said about it, but I think he was joking.
$10.34
Via amazon.com

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Hand Puppet Dish Gloves

Nobody wants prune hands from doing the dishes and you might as well have a little fun with your chores. These hand puppet dish gloves should put a smile on many people's faces!

$9.07
Via amazon.com

Mustache Pacifier

Mustache Pacifier

Give your kid a bit more class. Or better yet, randomly give a mustache pacifier to someone else's kid so they can look like a sir. Does not pacify unruly mustaches.

$9.85
Via amazon.com

Dolphin Sandwich Cutters

Dolphin Sandwich Cutters
Cute sandwich cutters, really cool for bento boxes. Great for both kids and adults who are still kids at heart.
$6.60
Via amazon.com

Bottle Opener iPhone Case

Bottle Opener iPhone Case

Most of us take our phones everywhere we go, so why carry around an extra bottle opener? You can have one ALWAYS at the ready and be the cool person to help everyone out. Also, the app can play a sound when opening a bottle.

$9.71
Via amazon.com

Bamboo Puzzle Piece Coasters

Bamboo Puzzle Piece Coasters
Awesome little puzzle piece coasters made of bamboo. They work great as coasters but also you can put the (albiet super simple) puzzle together to form a larger serving platform!
$18.99
Via amazon.com

Plush Zombie Hat

Plush Zombie Hat
This plush zombie hat is cute, cozy and looks great. Best of all, it won't eat much ... because there's not much for him to eat! Hahahaa...
$9.99
Via thinkgeek.com

Mustache Beer Bottle Marker

Mustache Beer Bottle Marker
Keep close dibs on your beer! After a few drinks you know you’re not sure which one is yours. These markers let you designate and keep your beer at hand!
$8.99
Via amazon.com

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