3 Wolf Flag Shirt
This shirt says, "I've got a mullet or would like to grow one but my significant other won't let me and/or I'm incapable of growing one." It also says, "I freakin rock hard and I love this country".
Of course the statement it makes is whatever you think it makes, don't let us declare what this shirt does. Just make sure to wear it boldly and with pride and use the power of the 3 Wolf Flag shirt with honor and compassion.