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Stick Family T-Rex Sticker

Stick Family T-Rex Sticker
For those with a different outlook - a unique way to decorate your car and scare soccer Moms as well! The T-Rex and family are made from high-quality vinyl and cut expertly.
$4.99
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Assorted Googly Eyes

Assorted Googly Eyes
A bag of 100 googly eyes of various sizes - great for slapping on various things around the home, the office, or things in public. Brighten people's day and make them smile for just a few bucks!
$4.99
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Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornament

Zombie Flamingo Lawn Ornament

A new take on the old pink flamingo, this thing is awesomly undead! Pretty badass lawn ornaments and a great alternative to the traditional cheesy pink flamingo.

$4.94
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Sneaker Bag For Washer And Dryer

Sneaker Bag For Washer And Dryer
Toss the bag in the washer or attach the bag to the dryer door; both ways it keeps your dirty shoes separate from the other clothes as well as protects them from bouncing around in the dryer.
 
$4.87
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The Original Grumpy Cat Vinyl Decal

The Original Grumpy Cat Vinyl Decal
Be like the OG, Original Grumpster, aka Tartar Sauce (yeah that's his real name). The sticker design is cut - not printed like a cheaper seller might do.
$4.49
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Salt Water-Fueled Car

Salt Water-Fueled Car

This toy is completely powered by salt water! It comes with magnesium sheets which, when mixed with salt water, can power the car for 5-7 hours. Maybe someday cars can be powered by tears and we can actually harness sadness for energy!

$4.45
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Car Visor Organizer

Car Visor Organizer
A sweet organizer for your car's visor with many different pockets and mesh pouches, a pen holder and more. The mesh pockets have elastic openings - very easy to access and hold things in securely.
$4.39
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Water Faucet LED Light

Water Faucet LED Light
Temperature-controlled LED light for your water faucet! Turns red, blue and green!
$4.33
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Air Jordan Macbook Decal

Air Jordan Macbook Decal
The old school Air Jordan logo but Michael is dunking the Apple logo. Sticker is available for any size Macbook.
$4.04
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Dipr Oreo Cookie Dunking Spoon

Dipr Oreo Cookie Dunking Spoon
There's no wrong way to eat an Oreo, but this Oreo dunking spoon will help you keeps your fingers dry! Just hook the Oreo with this spoon and dunk it in - easy peasy and pretty cool.
$3.99
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Superbad McLovin License Air Freshener

Superbad McLovin License Air Freshener
I am McLovin! We have absolutely no idea what this smells like, but the idea just makes us smile. Yes, I would like a McLovin Hawaii license air freshener just because such a ridiculous thing exisits.
$3.99
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Iron Man Macbook Decal

Iron Man Macbook Decal

I am Iron Man.... and you can be Iron Man now too! Just hopefully not the alcoholic, dark and bitter 80s version of Tony Stark. Great for 13" Macbooks.

$3.97
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Beer Stein Can Handle

Beer Stein Can Handle
Unique beer gifts don't have to be expensive, as this beer stein handle shows! It snaps on quickly and creates an instant conversation piece - and keeps your hand warm.
 
$3.95
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Zombie Sleeping Mask

Zombie Sleeping Mask
Block out the sun and literally sleep like the dead. Hey, we've got a million of 'em; you keep coming back and we'll rock the bad jokes.
$3.93
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Kitchen Sink Faucet LED

Kitchen Sink Faucet LED
A cute and novel way to change the color of your water. It glows blue for cold or red for hot - a nice indicator for kids especially so they don't accidentally burn themselves.
$3.90
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Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Darth Vader Macbook Decal
I find your lack of notebook modification disturbing. Change that with this decal of Darth Vader (the good version, before, er AFTER, the prequels). Fits on most Macbooks.
$3.89
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LED Light-up Shoelaces

LED Light-up Shoelaces
These LED lights are a nice and cheap way to get some attention! Use them as shoelaces or alongside your normal shoelaces.
$3.80
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Switchblade Pocket Comb

Switchblade Pocket Comb
The most badass of the pocket comb family, except perhaps for the butterfly knife variety. Great for greasers, also great if you want to threaten your friends and then make them look more stylish.
$3.69
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Death Mints

Death Mints
Death mints! It's a pun! Get it? :-\ Well, the case is really cool!
$3.58
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Bacon Flavored Candy

Bacon Flavored Candy

Bacon flavored candy that look like peppermints. Red and white for the Christmas theme. Could also be sprinkled in a stocking and disguised as peppermints for a little prank!

 

$3.51
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Beer Saver Bottle Caps

Beer Saver Bottle Caps
Silicone bottle caps that keep your beer fresh after being opened. Sometimes you crack one open and then realize later that you can't finish it. We know, it's ever so rare, but at least these let you savor your expensive craft beer!
$3.45
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Apple Macbook Sticker: Snow White Geek

Apple Macbook Sticker: Snow White Geek
The poison apple? Perhaps Disney will buy Apple and be their poison Apple... In any case, geek up your Macbook with this cool vinyl sticker!  Best with 13"  Macbooks. 
$3.38
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iPhone 5 Retro Tape Cassette Case

iPhone 5 Retro Tape Cassette Case
A good way to show kids the long lost audio and data storage device known as the cassette tape. Ahh, the memories of the tape getting jammed and having to rewind it with a pencil.
$3.05
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Deathly Hallows Sticker

Deathly Hallows Sticker
Show your love for the world of Harry Potter with this Deathly Hallows sticker! This is a long-lasting vinyl sticker that will work and look great on your car.
 
$2.99
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"There's a dude in your toilet" sticker!

"There's a dude in your toilet" sticker!
A glow-in-the-dark sticker for your toilet. Awesome for general fun or pranks. With the lights off you just see the eyeballs on the toilet.
$2.95
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3-in-1 Avocado Slicer

3-in-1 Avocado Slicer
Quickly slice up an avocado and scoop out the innards in under a minute!
$2.89
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Banana Slicer

Banana Slicer

Who has time to slice a whole banana!? In this hectic, workaday world, we've got to free up all the time we can! But seriously, this banana slicer *is* rather handy, and inexpensive at that.

$2.48
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Angry Birds Wall Decals

Angry Birds Wall Decals

Those damn pigs. Now you can fight them all the time and try to get your eggs back. Just slap these decals right on your wall for a room-wide Angry Birds game.

$2.47
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Batman Batarang Knife

Batman Batarang Knife
A double-bladed, folding knife in the shape of the Batarang from the Chris Nolan Dark Knight movies. A great price for a functional and useful yet cool Batman item!
$2.47
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Touched Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Touched Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Maybe you did and maybe you didn't, but you should use hand sanitizer all the same. A fun item to leave in the bathroom for guests, or keep in a purse or at work.
 
$2.23
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Prank Parking Tickets

Prank Parking Tickets
Looks like a parking ticket in a car window but upon closer inspection is fake. Great for practical jokes but also practical for letting them know they parked shittily.
$2.17
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