A pocket multi-tool for the Ninja among us. Ninja use many weapons and this is perhaps one of the most versatile; it features a letter opener, box opener, cell phone stand, a number of hex wrench sizes, screwdriver, bottle opener, can opener, peeler, ruler (in inches) and more!
Ok, this is very strange, but we had to feature it because you just don't see cases like this in the USA! It's a very detailed model of Batman's Tumbler/Batmobile from Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy.
They may sound funny, but these fart pads really work - they use carbon to filter out the nasty smells. You can wear them without people noticing. If you're having a really bad day (like you ate Indian food and drank a six pack of Natty Light the night before) slap one of these bad boys on to filter out that nastiness.