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Prescription Shot Glasses

Prescription Shot Glasses
Shot glasses - just what the doctor ordered! 3 ceramic "medicinal" shot glasses to ease your pain with a couple friends.
$17.74
Via amazon.com

Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Plush Toy

Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Plush Toy
For when you really need to kill the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. This is one that only Monty Python geeks will get!
$29.99
Via amazon.com

Scrabble Luxury Edition Board Game

Scrabble Luxury Edition Board Game

For wordsmiths and fans of Scrabble, this edition of the classic game is a must-have. The board rotates to face whoever is currently up! Everything else about it just screams luxury too, so it's a beauty that'll last a long, long time.

$199.00
Via amazon.com

Clack Egg Cracker

Clack Egg Cracker
An ingenious and charming way to crack open the top of your morning eggs. Insert egg, drop clacker, remove shell and eat away! If you eat a lot of hard boiled eggs, this could come in quite handy!
$48.00
Via amazon.com

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

The Butt Station - Desk Accessory

Cute and spruces up any work environment of home office! Features a blue dude sitting on the toilet and it can hole pens, functions os a tape dispenser and cutter and paper clip magnet.

 

$11.30
Via amazon.com

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter

Rechargeable USB Cigarette Lighter
A rechargeable, wind-proof and weather-proof lighter that you can recharge via USB. Each charge gives you over 150 plus lights.
$19.99
Via amazon.com

Sliced Beer Glasses

Sliced Beer Glasses
Beer glasses with an optical illusion: they look like they're sliced into different sections! Might make you think you're drunker than you really are.
$24.50
Via po-selected.com

Lil' Reds - Red Solo Cup Shot Glasses

Lil' Reds - Red Solo Cup Shot Glasses
A set of 20 red Solo Cup shot glass cups! Perfect for just about any celebration or reason to drink.
$2.99
Via perpetualkid.com

The Zombie hand ice mold!

The Zombie hand ice mold!
A large, 3D ice cube mold in the shape of the zombie hand .... pure awesomeness!
$12.00
Via amazon.com

All Edges Brownie Pan

All Edges Brownie Pan
A brownie pan that gives at least 2 edges to every brownie! Love the edges of brownies? This is the pan for you!
$35.95
Via amazon.com

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Your own land cruiser! This thing is a beast and we're not sure why it's on Amazon at all. Seems that it might be a leftover from a Burning Man festival, or maybe it's something from a Dr. Who set. In any case, if you've got the money, it could be yours!

$19,999.95
Via amazon.com

ICE Companion Credit Card Sized Survival Tool

ICE Companion Credit Card Sized Survival Tool
A beautiful translucent blue and white survival tool that fits in a small space like a pocket, wallet, bugout bag, glove box or car visor.
$14.99
Via amazon.com

Grizzly Bear Underwear

Grizzly Bear Underwear
They're epic and quite frankly a little frightening. They'll startle and inspire and make the women very interested in you. Whether that's positive or negative we'll leave to you to decide.
$33.39
Via firebox.com

Fingerprint Scanning Biometric Padlock

Fingerprint Scanning Biometric Padlock
The amazing keyless biometric padlock - it reads your fingerprint to unlock! You can store up to 10 fingerprints so multiple people can access the lock.
$84.99
Via amazon.com

Left Handers Mug

Left Handers Mug
A basic 10 ounce coffee mug... but one that can only be used with your left hand! No righties need apply! (NRNA)
$12.95
Via catalogfavorites.com

Toilet Sarlacc

Toilet Sarlacc
Finally, you can recreate the epic scene from Return of the Jedi where Luke and the good guys take out Jabba and his party barge! (spoiler...lol)
$25.00
Via toiletsarlacc.com

The Ultimate Grillmaster BBQ Apron

The Ultimate Grillmaster BBQ Apron
An epic must-have for the aspiring Grillmaster. This BBQ apron allow you to be the master ninja of the barbecue. Can hold 6 cans or bottles to re-arm you and your sidekicks, a built-in can opener and more pockets than you could ask for!
$14.85
Via amazon.com

Garbage Can Pantz

Garbage Can Pantz
A simple yet awesome cover to pretty up your garbage can and give it a makeover! Everyone has the same plain Jane looking garbage cans - why not dress it up a little!?
$14.95
Via amazon.com

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks

Rainbow Keyboard Stickers For Macbooks
Beautiful rainbow stickers in over a dozen different designs for your Macbook Pro or Macbook Air! These are stickers and very thin, so they don't interfere with your typing.
$10.00
Via amazon.com

Please Don't Speak To Me While I'm Not Listening T-Shirt

Please Don't Speak To Me While I'm Not Listening T-Shirt
Huh? What was that? I wasn't listening. A shirt for the sarcastic bastards out there who like to mess with people. Or at least like to let people know they don't always pay attention.
$9.99
Via tanga.com

Rapid Fire Pump-Action Rubber Band Gun

Rapid Fire Pump-Action Rubber Band Gun
A 10 shot, pump action rubber band gun that you quickly put together. Awesome for cubicle farm fights or annoying friends and family. Has 3 modes, single shot, rapid fire or shotgun blast!
$34.99
Via vat19.com

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder
We love products that are brilliant despite being very simple and this wine glass holder is one of them. Who wouldn't want one of these?
$15.00
Via kickstarter.com

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit

9 Months On The Inside Infant Snapsuit
Your infant has done 9 months of hard time on the inside. He or she has left the big house and is ready to see the world. Advertise it with this hilarious snapsuit! As they say, orange is the new black after all.
$17.99
Via perpetualkid.com

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena

Star Wars Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling Arena
Do battle with lightsabers just like Jedi of old! Seven different Star Wars locations to fight in. Show your mastery of the force as well as thumb dexterity, hand strength and cunning.
$7.10
Via amazon.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Kids Shell Backpack

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Kids Shell Backpack
Some things never change: kids still dig the Ninja Turtles. :-p This backpack lets them play as their favorite, whether that be Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo or Raphael.
$48.99
Via amazon.com

Window Cling Solar Phone Charger

Window Cling Solar Phone Charger
It's a power bank that clings to a window and uses the sun to charge up. The 2600mAh lithium battery will quickly charge your cell phone. Take it with you and never be out of power! (Provided, of course, there's some sunshine!)
$25.00
Via amazon.com

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat

Bert From Sesame Street Knitwits Hat
Embrace your inner child and celebrate your youth with this Bert knit hat of Bert & Ernie fame!
$15.79
Via perpetualkid.com

Bandage Neck Tie

Bandage Neck Tie

It's a neck tie...that's looks like a giant band-aid. That's it and that's all. 100% cloth and while it's not a band-aid, it could be used as a tourniquet.

$26.29
Via perpetualkid.com

Deep Tea Diver Loose Tea Infuser

Deep Tea Diver Loose Tea Infuser
Love tea? So do we. And this submariner is awesome and will infuse your tea quite nicely and in style.
$11.58
Via amazon.com

Shark Shower Curtain

Shark Shower Curtain

You can almost hear the Jaws music playing with this shower curtain! It's a nice addition to any bathroom.

$17.99
Via modcloth.com

Magic Balancing Bird

Magic Balancing Bird
An amazing and seemingly magical bird that balances on the tip of your finger (or wherever else you want to balance it). A picture or video doesn't do it justice - you have to *feel* it on your finger and see how oddly it balances!
$5.25
Via amazon.com

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